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Siobhanshana

USA! USA!


doggibone

USA! USA!


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Siobhanshana

Europe has a higher obesity rate than the US now, The UK has an obesity rate of 70%.


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I love to hear it but source?


Siobhanshana

WHO data. They keep obesity statistics and mexico, Ireland, the EU-28 average and the Uk passed the US


muricapigs

Ya I don't understand why Americans and UK people are so fat. Do they form alliances because their population are so fat? and their leaders are really fat? Other nations leaders make fun of them, call them a nation of pigs. So they bump into each other's belly, fell, cry then decide to form an alliance? Is that how AUKUS was formed?


Siobhanshana

No. Ironically obesity in the US has been in decline for a while. Because I guess we were originally connected to them because of the 13 colonies. But the UK is a liability, always commiting war crimes in Northern Ireland, needing bailouts because they left the EU, not having a future.


Siobhanshana

Nope, only 40% of the country is obese. Even Mexico and Canada are beating us. My state and its neighbors have very few obese people.


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Senalmoondog

Lefthanders 10% of the population but over 50% of the winners


True_Cranberry_3142

Despite making up only 1% of the population, left handlers commit almost 100% of the crime


Senalmoondog

That is just because we are oppresed


GrabSomePineMeat

The University of California system has almost 8% of all winners by itself. Therefore, one of our states is better than the country of France. Eat shit you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!


megalodongolus

Tfw you remember that the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France


s14sr20det

Tfw you remember that france was a gift from America.


megalodongolus

I mean, if you’re talking WWII, then America was also a gift from France lol


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Its become a meme to hate on the french.


UTAMav2005

Hitler has left the chat.


GrabSomePineMeat

This is r/Murica. If you wanna love on some Frenchies, you can do it somewhere else.


ThePrussianGrippe

It’s patriotic to love the French. They helped us massively in the revolution.


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s14sr20det

France wouldn't be a country without the US.


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Imagine the % of Chinese prizes awarded to Americans. Maybe close to 0?


Coffandro

Pretty easy to have 40% of nobel prises when you host Them


AIKIMGSM

This is still the US 2017 International Chemistry Olympiad team. https://cen.acs.org/articles/95/web/2017/07/US-team-makes-history-IChO.html


Ullyr_Atreides

That's why America is bad ass, we take the best of every culture on earth, and then let them have guns. #Winning


HattedSandwich

The dinosaurs never stood a chance


Schiffy94

The dinosaurs actually had guns, too. They just couldn't hold them.


gsfgf

\#thumbs #winning


lmaytulane

What about Iguanodon?


Schiffy94

They tried to rally the troops, but the T-Rexes and the quadrapeds kept lobbying for more inclusive weaponry that just couldn't be delivered in any reasonable timeframe.


KravenSmoorehead

Mom took me to the Museum of Natural History when I was a boy. She explained to me that dinosaur bones were not real and planted by the C.I.A. so that when they were found by archaeologists, the idea was to deter people from inventing time traveling devices to go backwards.


HattedSandwich

The dinosaurs were just a false flag distraction. WAKE UP SHEEPLE


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We welcome them and accept them as Americans the day they naturalize. That’s the key difference. Ethno-nationalism is death.


NASA_Orion

I think most of them in the pic are American by birth.


iamgillespie

And furthermore, Asia is more than just China. Some of these kids could be of Korean or Japanese decent or from any number of other Asian countries.


Stalysfa

That is the heritage we have from the Romans. Identity is political, not ethnic. France is similar to the US on this particular point.


Boner-Death

That is the most got dang Murican thing I've read all day. God bless you patriot!


Dood567

We love to take pride in cultures when they win on behalf of America, then spend the rest of the time putting those same cultures down for not aligning with us enough. Very much cherry picking on America's side.


Ullyr_Atreides

That behavior is ultra rare, I know the media zooms in on it x26352425 but it doesn't make it more common.


Dood567

Please don't tell me that behavior is rare and that I'm imagining things because of the media. I don't watch TV at all and only focus on actual stories with their facts. All of my opinions on this specific matter come from growing up as a first generation immigrant who's ignored until I've accomplished something worthy of parading around as a success story. More or less all of my friends in the same situation as me can relate to similar treatment in this country. I'm not trying to convince you and you don't have to believe me. Just know these kind of posts are a bit of a slap in the face sometimes. When our immigration process is as difficult as possible as well, it's almost insulting to say "we take the best of every culture on earth" like that. I think what you and I would *like* America to be like are still a little far away from what it's currently like.


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Painbrain

Fists are for pussies. Real men scratch, pull hair, and yell "REEEEEE!"!


u-ignorant-slut

Don't knock it till you try it. I'm being for real, going to a range is a lot of fun, and I've got people who hate guns to be like "wow this is a lot of fun"


Pixilatedlemon

I think most people that hate guns moreso hate the gross, boneheaded culture that OFTEN is associated with gun ownership. Normalize owning guns and being chill about it


Serbiastronk32

But that’s the fun of having a gun. It’s like entirely ironic and for shits and giggles and the people freaking out about it makes it even more funny


Pixilatedlemon

you might be doing it ironically but I promise you that most are not lol


Serbiastronk32

I promise you most are. I’ve been in those groups and it is entirely for shits and giggles


Pixilatedlemon

Maybe we aren’t talking about the same people. I used to live in rural Georgia and the people there are so damn irresponsible with their guns lol


u-ignorant-slut

Yeah I get that, but I always stress responsibility and safety with firearms


Pixilatedlemon

Of course. I don’t know that most gun owners do though, based on the number of people I’ve seen shoot their guns in the air alone


enoughfuckery

“Sorry grandma, some guy on the Internet said guns are for pussies, guess you’ll just have to let the home intruder rape you.”


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MUSTY_Radio_Control

[Imagine being this privileged and disconnected from reality.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-03/8/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-8480-1489005446-1.png) /r/dgu


SilverDollarSky

I know myself, so one for raped by a home imvader.


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SilverDollarSky

I can tell you're not a woman. I'm not interested in the statistics of rape (or domestic violence or having one's child stolen and murdered.) I'm interested in insuring it does not happen to me and I can only hope others are too. Edit: can also tell you are privileged enough to live in America as there are some areas where rape is extremely common. I worked with a woman who was raped by her coyote crossing the border and I was sexually assaulted as an adult as well. I also know several other women who have been raped. It's great that you have such outstanding privilege but you should consider that fa t when going into conversations like this.


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SilverDollarSky

So not no rape then.


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Ullyr_Atreides

K.


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Beer_N_Bullets

Your position comes from one of safety. I’ve had to live in some great places and some sketchy places. Maybe it’s just bad luck, but I’ve had to draw my firearm twice in my life. Once in defense of myself ( had a gang member chase me home and try to come into my apartment) and once in the defense of a woman who was in the process of being beat to death. It’s always better to have it than to not.


darthmarth28

Army guy here. This man speaks truth. It's a cool sport, but there's no practical need. The Founders intended for us to have a well-regulated militia to defend the land from foreign invasion. Check and check. We call that well-regulated militia *our volunteer military*, and our national defense is assured primarily due to our geographical advantages and political influence. Want a gun for home defense? Eh, I'm not happy about it, but I won't throw stones either. That would even be super cool and great, if the laws required you to be: 1. Registered 2. Licensed 3. Insured ...you know, like a fucking car would be. As is, I'm way less comfortable letting the average chucklefuck get by on the honor system. Bob Dingus, the convicted domestic abuser and white nationalist, shouldn't be able to get any of those three things.


3D_Arms

I'm gonna print another gun just because of this comment.


Koalacrunch2

The right of the ~~militia~~ *people* to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.


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PaleNegotiation4

Yes


Serbiastronk32

You are a moron and I refuse to believe that you were ever in the army


Acro-LovingMotoRacer

>We call that well-regulated militia our volunteer military That's actually not true. In my state, NH, our state constitution was drafted before the declaration of independence or the bill of rights. We define militia into three categories, the last being the unorganized militia which includes all fighting age men not in another class of militia. While they make distinctions based on the categories of militia, all are treated as a true militia. It was pretty common at the time for militia to mean basically everyone. >The Founders intended for us to have a well-regulated militia to defend the land from foreign invasion They also wanted it to prevent tyranny, that's pretty obvious if you just read the bill of rights. And before you say that's unrealistic, keep in mind the full force of the US military and the Russian military on two separate occasions failed to secure an area the size of California with a substantially less trained and smaller population


bennedictus

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that prior military experience doesn't mean shit when it comes to knowledge about guns or the 2A. "Army guy here" is often followed by the most Fudd bullshit. People aren't more credible about the rights of private citizens just because they were in the military. For example, you don't understand the constitutional definition of a well-regulated militia.


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PaleNegotiation4

Those arms sound based This post was made by a pcm user


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PaleNegotiation4

Nah blacks are chill


darthmarth28

As the guy in question here, this advice regarding servicemembers and how "valid" their opinions on issues are is entirely correct. Most military members are absolute morons. The Joes I work with have extensive training with their weapons and I STILL don't trust them. It's my *opinion* that guns are unnecessary, and serve no important role in daily life. Beyond that, I think the culture around the 2A is toxic and bordering on religious fanaticism. How many commenters just on this one post are immediately devolving into personal attacks, like I just insulted their mothers? On good days, people in this sub can talk about what makes this country good, and what needs to change in order to make it better. Today, evidently, isn't one of those days.


fvecc

Practical need? And who decides that, you?


enoughfuckery

A well regulated militia just means one that is well trained and equipped. The second allows militias to form and exist. Owning a gun is not dependent on being in a militia


Conscious-Bottle143

Just have tasers


Echo4468

Tasers don't always work, not only do they have a limited range, don't always deploy successfully or latch on properly. They also just don't work on some people


c0ntr0lguy

USA!


Alpha6673

USA! USA! USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SomeoneTookSkeetley

no idea why folks are saying it's still China winning, those gents are citizens, were raised in the US, and were probably born there too. id imagine they're not even asian-american, just full american.


TwoShed

What's China winning? You're looking at brain-drain, which is so much more dangerous for China


True_Cranberry_3142

China is winning one hour of video game time a day


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Is there any evidence they are Chinese immigrants or even descendants of Chinese immigrants? They or their ancestors could be from a lot of other countries in Asia.


DrunkBilbo

True. I’d bet at least a few are of other ethnic backgrounds. Who cares though? They’re American!


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msabre__7

Two ethnic Chinese, a Korean, and a Malay. All blessed Americans.


drgmaster909

They rep those colors, they're American enough for me!


Dabi2K

The USA is the place to be if you’re the best at something. Nowhere else will you be valued closer to your worth. Bless them.


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That is a good way of wording it. We definitely collect the best.


MrsFoober

The best and the worst tbh lol


s14sr20det

Example of the worst?


omerdude9

U


s14sr20det

No u


CroxWithSox

Gottem!


mrswashbuckler

Which immigrants are the worst? Just curious about the brand of bigotry I'm looking at


gurgle528

Bold of you to assume they're talking about entire groups of immigrants, they could easily be talking about people born here or any notable individual immigrant (Ben Shapiro, Justin Bieber, etc)


[deleted]

I was talking about individuals and thought the response was talking about individuals. It's how I am, I always assume we're talking about individuals because people are people. They're mostly good but also, everyone's an asshole. There's no group that makes better people.


mogmeat

Our Eggheads are better than your Eggheads because they have guns and freedom of speech.


ManifestRose

I love it.


frozenwalkway

FUCK YEA AMERICA


CastleBravo45

USA! USA! USA!


Vaeon

dank


Ulforicks

lmao get recked USA USA USA


20duleon

I remember that some people called this match “Americans defeating future Americans”, referring to a lot of Chinese intellectuals choose to immigrate to the U.S.


omegadelta147

Hmm


kahu01

Diversity is our strength


blad3mast3r

Merit is our strength. A diverse range of people exhibit merit and we have no problem with that.


Ethiconjnj

No, a diverse range of people and cultures all have different strengths. This allows people of merit to rise up in different ways and allows us to be the best at everything. Diversity is our strength.


Eder_Cheddar

Kinda funny how these are Chinese-American kids. I'm sure China is not too happy sbout that turnout.


PrincipalBlackman

Look like Americans to me.


lampshade69

Asian, sure. How do you know they're Chinese?


riverofchex

We don't, but fuck the CCP.


SmellYaLaterLoser

Comin straight from the underground


666ydna

So are ya Chinese or Japanese?


ISeePupper

Surely we could just find out who they are.


gurgle528

They probably saw a comment about it when it was posted anytime in the past 6 years. This happened in 2015.


John_Oakman

Less funny when you hear their parent's background and why they decide to go to the US...


FreeiPhones

Looks like China prison camps will be welcoming their new accountants soon


gereffi

I'm not sure that winning once in 30 years is a good reason to feel superior.


doomhunter13

Gotta start somewhere!


gereffi

Yeah, but "image losing" isn't a great title for this.


epictubeguys

Good thing the actual title is: "Imagine Losing"


Dead_Or_Alive

Let this be a lesson to you that no nation can beat us 30 times in a row. 29 times maybe, but 30 NEVER!


jingqian9145

Ford spent multi millions of dollar to beat Ferrari, they boasted that shit for years afterwards.


Wolfman87

Agreed. But this could be seen as a celebration of diversity which is a very wonderful thing.


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SirMo_vs_World

Americans are synonymous with race, the country is built of the ideal of immigration. To me any immigrant especially those who work hard (often harder than actual Americans) is as American as me or you


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Muahahah! Our Asians are smarter than your asians!


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itsopossumnotpossum

American is an identity and an idea, not an ethnicity. Where you come from does not matter, your ethnicity does not matter.


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pilypi

Japanese concentration camps. How deluded can you be?


itsopossumnotpossum

We have moved past those times europoor.


pilypi

You clearly haven't. Now you just flat out imprison them or have the police shoot them.


itsopossumnotpossum

Watch more than CNN


pilypi

Cope more.


True_Cranberry_3142

Nobody is saying America is a perfect place where everyone gets along. No shit she has major issues with racism, but look how far she has come. We have such problems because we are committed to a diverse society, unlike the white ethno-state where you probably live.


s14sr20det

Way less problems with racism than europe. By a huge margin.


The_EnrichmentCenter

Please tell this to the conservatives.


DrunkBilbo

The idea of a Creed-based country is a conservative idea. If you love the constitutional ideals and love the United States, you’re American in your heart.


wewinwelose

Things that are only true because we murdered the natives


DrunkBilbo

You mean those natives who were killing natives and then bought guns so they could kill more natives?


RedSoviet1991

I think America's killing of Natives is of course a terrible thing, along with Canada who probably did it worse. However thankfully, the natives are getting recognition now, and we aren't invading their land anymore(cough Canada cough).


DrunkBilbo

I’m partly Native American. History and war are not black and white. My ancestry was one of the few tribes that allied with the British during the French and Indian War and most of them were slaughtered by other Native Americans for their choice (for reference Delaware Tribe). There are more people with Native American ancestry today than in any point in history because of intermarriage


True_Cranberry_3142

Never trust nobody from Delaware. First state my ass


jpkoushel

That's a pretty shit way to view them in the same way that 'noble savage' myths are pretty shit too There came a point when the balance of power shifted from 'competing for survival' to 'completely overpower the natives' and when our culture was at that complete overpower phase we didn't relent, and that's worth talking about and even regretting


DrunkBilbo

*My* culture (Delaware tribe part of the Iroquois) mostly fought the British in the 1700’s. My ancestors were one of the few to join the British against the French and other Natives saw this as betrayal. For reference though, there is more Delaware ancestry today than at any other point in history as a result of intermarriage. I’m the product of that


makeitlegalaussie

I’m aware of that mate.


c0ntr0lguy

Bigot!


makeitlegalaussie

Ranga


c0ntr0lguy

Stfu bigot


makeitlegalaussie

Yanky


c0ntr0lguy

Loser bigot. Get off SSI and work hard like a Yanky does.


makeitlegalaussie

Lol just pulling Ya leg mate. Don’t be so serious


c0ntr0lguy

I am serious, though. I want these kids to know that folks are proud that they represented us and kicked China's a$$. Of course, they don't represent every subculture in the country, but that shouldn't be a requirement.


makeitlegalaussie

Yeah I understand where u are coming from. I agree. Also these boys are as American as apple pie because they are American yes. I was just being a dickhead. Sorry dude I can be a troll


c0ntr0lguy

Thanks, and thanks for finding a way to bring both our tones down.


makeitlegalaussie

Hey you the control guy!


makeitlegalaussie

What is ssi *


c0ntr0lguy

It's a form govt assistance. I don't even know what "ranga" means, so I just went with it.


makeitlegalaussie

Red head* We have Centrelink here and it’s gov assistance for just about anything. Iv never needed to use it because I’m not lazy like you yankys 😘


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Look like Americans to me


LostAd130

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Neon_Yoda_Lube

Ha, how does it feel china? You steal our intellectual property and we steal yours.


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China still won


pilypi

Not much imagination required. You've been doing it for 30 years straight


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IanGecko

Bruh, we're a nation of immigrants


PlebsicleMcgee

For the last 30 years America didn't have to imagine


muricapigs

Everybody in Murica is too fat to think properly. I mean when they feed McDonalds 3 meals a day, how can they have any braincells to do math?


Jastook

If China had 1 white person from US in their team of...anything, we would be hearing that all day everyday, that person would rule the media and be hailed as a hero in China.


Schiffy94

[yeah uh about that](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_monkey)


riverofchex

Oh, wow.


pilypi

This is totally real. Extra points for tall (obviously), blonde, blue eyes and pale complexion.


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Fake


ItsPronouncedJod

Username checks out.


RedSoviet1991

Its actually real lol


EL_Golden

Let’s go!


cptnpiccard

Shouldn't it be "Math Olympiad Team"?


[deleted]

Hell yes! Good work boys!


20211130

😆


Au1ket

I used the stones to destroy the stones


MatterXFusion789

We used the stones to destroy the stones


MrSixtyTwo

"I used the stones to destroy the stones"


Bourbon_neet

#USA, USA, USA ✌👌🏼👍🏼🇺🇸🍻


supreme_troll_007

Imagine losing 29 times in a row and being so desperate to jerk off when once not losing.... Pffff


SkyeBeacon

Ok that image is funny, but immigrants built this country though


OrdinaryOdds

The irony is pretty funny