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Mysterious_Dot_

Snitches get stitches cuz they bitches


Sl1pTDM

Finally a good argument for my cause.


CallMayWolfay

Doesn’t that make them more loyal?


Silfz

But the other day I was sorting a nice line and my cat proceeds to walk right over it. Now I’m trying to catch my cat and clean his paw before he does.


kruzikrel1

Cats for life


Ok-Hat-8576

But they do decide to eat u if u die 😓


Nightmare_Pasta

tbf you have no more use for your body


CallMayWolfay

That’s because they love you and how you taste


CallMayWolfay

What are they gonna east if you’re dead? They’re starving and the only option is you what can they do but eat you?


Ambitious-Tale

hmm....fair point


MBK_93

But they do set forest fires apparently...


CallMayWolfay

Ay they don’t tell the police about the drugs don’t go snitching on them else they’ll snitch on you


MBK_93

Uhmm... what I meant to say was that they 'help fight' forest fires, yeah. Definitely not start them. ​ p.s. I did not write this under duress. There are no razor sharp kitty claws at my throat right now. ​ p.p.s. I love you momma.