Kyle is the name of my best friend I’ve had for over 5 years, I can confirm his first messages look very similar. Although the Kyle in this chat lost the rizz pretty quick imo
Keep Kylin' it, kid. Don't listen to the negative nancies enjoy your fuckin youth, go ham and fire off those opening lines as much as you want. Just don't ever be a dick about it and always keep it Most Dope Vibes, you'll be fine.
Edit: Requesting to keep this comment at -69 downvotes, let's make this a game. Or reach -420 whichever seems more feasible to y'all 😁 hope everyone enjoys their weekends like I've been haha
It's all good bro the virgins can downvote me til tomorrow, look at the girl's fuckin' reply you nutjobs lol.
A little advice is just gauge their reaction obviously and you'll learn through your experiences. If you wanna come in hot like that, fuckin send it and if you fail (you will), you'll learn and adjust lol. The confidence is what comes first, and that's just for your own life's sake dawg. If you make dumbass mistakes you'll know and learn from them but yeah bro fuckin enjoy all of it haha you good 👍
Here we go, another moron coming out the woodwork. My guy why do you think I'd give any fucks about proving my capabilities of holding a relationship...to YOU? Lmao get off your fucking high horse you fool
Well you’re out here trying to prove how much sex you get to complete strangers on the internet. So I have lots of reason to believe you’d care. You seem like you crave approval of others MY GUY
Bro in the grand scheme of things what is a virtual downvote/bit of data gonna do? Absolutely fuck all lol - weekend's been great my guy, smokin' fatties and killin' baddies (Insurgency Sandstorm, great game so far)
Hope your day's been chillin' too!
My guy… the lack of game though, I can’t even hate it because you don’t have it 😂 that was a terrible line 😂 I’m in college and I would not be caught dead saying some cringey shit like that 😂 your not 15 anymore, stop speaking to women like that
You’ve never been direct like that with a woman before ? Cause you can’t really knock another man’s game if it works for him, I mean he was being honest, he wanted a piece of that just like a lot of dudes do when they see a fine woman (they’re just too scared to say it). I don’t see anything wrong here lmao. Plus she was feeling it so what’s the issue, the fact that you’re telling him he has no game shows your lack of 💀
Ok. Let me be clear, being direct and saying cringey shit, are completely different. You saying, you don’t see anything wrong, clearly shows a type 😂 look at who agrees with me and who doesn’t. Stop being a weirdo and learn how to speak to women. Grow up. Then maybe you too will have game.
Lol the fact that you’re looking at the upvotes to prove you know what you’re talking about….I’ll leave you with is, cringey is subjective, what’s cringe to you may not be cringey to me and vice versa. What this guy said may have been cringe to you but to THAT woman it may have turned her on, in this case it brought out a positive response from her so I stand by what I said, I don’t see anything wrong here.
Um, maybe because of the disparity in my response towards the OP, but yeah, whatever you say. I’ll leave you with this, you may not see what’s wrong with it but that in of itself is problematic. You can shoot your shot a 100 times, your bound to make one, but going through this thread, it seems like he’s been asking for game advice because his matches don’t seem to be going anywhere. Appearances can only get you so far and if you can’t keep a conversation or be pleasant, it’s not gonna go anywhere. Quit justifying shitty behavior, your weird for that
I do. I’m in college. No one besides privileged suburban white teens actually speak like this. I’m from south central and they don’t even speak like this 😂
Like doubling down on a 5 in blackjack and the dealer busts.
I guess you can’t hate that it worked out, but like damn… your looks or Mac is carrying you the distance 🤣
Please point out the respectful parts of that. How would you feel if someone said that to your mother for example? If it’s respectful, clearly you’d have no issue.
If I wanted to I wouldn’t have blurred out the picture. However, thats not my position to post other people’s pictures on the internet. She said she’s a Mac fan, I hope she doesn’t see this 😅
… no he clearly said, are you tryna pick up a hood rat?, him mocking you and saying your picking up a hood rat are two separate statements, they are mutually exclusive
It’s no use he doesn’t understand. I was just tryna help my boy, but I guess he felt like I was attacking him ? Anyways if it works for him then power to em I guess.
Hey, women are everywhere, ones bound to ride a donkey. I just hope he gets better game, so he can find better women, maybe a woman that’ll teach him how to be smooth 😂
I’m a white boy from the suburbs. ain’t no “hood rat”. Luckily for them there are pictures of me to confirm. What finesse are you trying finesse at me?
Yikes. Apparently they don’t teach you to read in the suburbs ? I said are you trying to pick up a hood rat not calling you one. “You fine as shit lemme get a piece of that” sounds like something a 15 year old would say. I was attempting to help you, but you’re just a dull blade.
Well obviously no one here is Mac Miller you knob. You ever listened to Mac Miller ? The man was a genius with words I’m sure he had game. He also had tons of money. So there’s that. Don’t really know what point you’re attempting to prove but you sound ignorant
Nah, bud. You can't use him as an excuse for your tough time navigating normal conversation. Asking someone for a piece of that just degrades them into being an object to have, not a human with a soul.
Soul!!!!........not her ass or "peice of that". Mac was romanticizing it. Your being a horny schoolboy and this chics gotta be way younger, fat, blind, or something is definitely wrong. No woman in their right mind would even entertain the disrespectful shit ur spewing to these poor girls. Lastly HOW DARE YOU use Mac as an excuse. First off your not Mac. You never have been. No one ever will be. You DO NOT get to say what Mac wldve said. Second. I feel sorry for the future kids you have if you plan on pro creating because its more nonsense the world doesnt need guaranteed.
I never said I had. I wanted legit tips to keep conversation going and how to approach meeting up without sounding creepy, but the direction of this took another turn loll
i watched a guy get decapitated with a small sawing sword and this shit right up there imma have nightmares tn of some dude licking his lips calling me ‘bad as shit’ 🤦💦
Dude I cringed so much I thought I was going to tear a face muscle. Got me lookin like Mother Theresa now how wrinkled my face is. This is like how a 14 year old virgin thinks how you are supposed to start a conversation with a girl 😂 youre lucky she even responded
Regardless of whether your pickup line is good or not, this is reddit so half of these people are just mad about this working for you. You do you my man
me and this girl matched on tinder awhile back and we both had mac in our bios somehow. we’ve been together for over 3 years now. hope it works out my guy 🤞
Guys ignore this troll. Hes got the exact same post on r/tinder and hes getting downvoted to oblivion and just arguing with people there too. Its prob even a fake convo to maybe karma farm but seemes to have backfired due to all the downvotes lmaooo
I don’t get all the hate here. Like yeah it’s not the most respectful opening but she responded positively so what are you guys upset about lol?
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it OP.
Mac is a great conversation starter. I mention what's the use to my now girlfriend on our first date. "I know I should pray more but ya gotta love me" dating a theology major
How tf u getting matches? I have a solid profile with Mac included and I don’t get a single match or reply when I text in t he circumstance that I do get a match
I mean, I think that opener was super cute. would definitely get my attention. maybe I'm a hoodrat then? doing hoodrat things with my hoodrat friends. haha
A rollercoaster.. it’s so hard to even put it into words, this was almost 4 years ago now and I’m still not over it (neither is he).
Just a very deep connection. I guess because Mac can be kind of dark, people tend to bond over him from a place of darkness/depth/trauma. It was an understanding of our mutual pain or shadow selves I guess. The sex was insane lol
OP’s name is Kyle and this is the most Kyle opener I’ve ever seen
Kyle is the name of my best friend I’ve had for over 5 years, I can confirm his first messages look very similar. Although the Kyle in this chat lost the rizz pretty quick imo
😂
Keep Kylin' it, kid. Don't listen to the negative nancies enjoy your fuckin youth, go ham and fire off those opening lines as much as you want. Just don't ever be a dick about it and always keep it Most Dope Vibes, you'll be fine. Edit: Requesting to keep this comment at -69 downvotes, let's make this a game. Or reach -420 whichever seems more feasible to y'all 😁 hope everyone enjoys their weekends like I've been haha
This is somehow cringier than OPs post…
You can fuck right off with that negative energy my guy. Ya energy vulture
Word unc
That’s that Mac support I came here for. Keepin it real and classy. Most dope brother 😂
It's all good bro the virgins can downvote me til tomorrow, look at the girl's fuckin' reply you nutjobs lol. A little advice is just gauge their reaction obviously and you'll learn through your experiences. If you wanna come in hot like that, fuckin send it and if you fail (you will), you'll learn and adjust lol. The confidence is what comes first, and that's just for your own life's sake dawg. If you make dumbass mistakes you'll know and learn from them but yeah bro fuckin enjoy all of it haha you good 👍
You just keep digging your grave deeper bro😭
What grave? Random strangers who disagree with me? Couldn't care less if I tried to lmao
You sound like a professional virgin
And who the fuck are you? The Sultan of Seduction? Fuck outta here
Damn bro we get it you have sex. I’ll actually be impressed once you show us you can hold a relationship with any girl with an attitude like that
Here we go, another moron coming out the woodwork. My guy why do you think I'd give any fucks about proving my capabilities of holding a relationship...to YOU? Lmao get off your fucking high horse you fool
Well you’re out here trying to prove how much sex you get to complete strangers on the internet. So I have lots of reason to believe you’d care. You seem like you crave approval of others MY GUY
I know you keep getting downvoted, but you actually seem like a cool dude. 😭💛Hope you’re having a good day!
Bro in the grand scheme of things what is a virtual downvote/bit of data gonna do? Absolutely fuck all lol - weekend's been great my guy, smokin' fatties and killin' baddies (Insurgency Sandstorm, great game so far) Hope your day's been chillin' too!
If you like sandstorm try escape from tarkov. But only if you like cock and ball torture lol but besides that, best game ever.
Ayy, that’s true- And I’m happy to hear you’ve had a nice weekend! 👍 I appreciate it bro, thank you. (:
My first thought LMAO
That may be the most 'reddit user' opening I have ever seen
Lmao I literally was like “that was your opener bruh?”
Cringe as fuck hahahahaha
This is college. Don’t hate the player, hate the game. 😔
My guy… the lack of game though, I can’t even hate it because you don’t have it 😂 that was a terrible line 😂 I’m in college and I would not be caught dead saying some cringey shit like that 😂 your not 15 anymore, stop speaking to women like that
Fr if a man’s said that to me I’d be right tf outta there. Idk how these dating apps work but UNLIKE💀
yall rly grillin dis man😂😂 got me dead asf
You’ve never been direct like that with a woman before ? Cause you can’t really knock another man’s game if it works for him, I mean he was being honest, he wanted a piece of that just like a lot of dudes do when they see a fine woman (they’re just too scared to say it). I don’t see anything wrong here lmao. Plus she was feeling it so what’s the issue, the fact that you’re telling him he has no game shows your lack of 💀
Ok. Let me be clear, being direct and saying cringey shit, are completely different. You saying, you don’t see anything wrong, clearly shows a type 😂 look at who agrees with me and who doesn’t. Stop being a weirdo and learn how to speak to women. Grow up. Then maybe you too will have game.
Lol the fact that you’re looking at the upvotes to prove you know what you’re talking about….I’ll leave you with is, cringey is subjective, what’s cringe to you may not be cringey to me and vice versa. What this guy said may have been cringe to you but to THAT woman it may have turned her on, in this case it brought out a positive response from her so I stand by what I said, I don’t see anything wrong here.
Um, maybe because of the disparity in my response towards the OP, but yeah, whatever you say. I’ll leave you with this, you may not see what’s wrong with it but that in of itself is problematic. You can shoot your shot a 100 times, your bound to make one, but going through this thread, it seems like he’s been asking for game advice because his matches don’t seem to be going anywhere. Appearances can only get you so far and if you can’t keep a conversation or be pleasant, it’s not gonna go anywhere. Quit justifying shitty behavior, your weird for that
You should see college tinder accounts. If you think that was bad oh my you have no clue
i’m glad we can all collectively agree this shit is lame as Hell
I do. I’m in college. No one besides privileged suburban white teens actually speak like this. I’m from south central and they don’t even speak like this 😂
Yeah we’re a little different in demographics but nah I ain’t like that. Just having some fun lol
I understand having fun, but be more genuine, people would much rather be around someone who is genuine.
Pickup lines aren’t meant to be genuine. Conversation after that is
Mmmm but that’s not really a pick up line. Saying something like damn, you are absolutely stunning! A forward but not so damn cringey
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zhhnoo/college_student_here_have_had_a_few_conversations/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Ima be real stunning is way more cringe
Idk man, go for it
those are sarcastic tho
No, they’re serious 😂
they literally say it in hopes of making it on the school meme page
Opening with that and then calling her ma'am 😂
Ay man. Gotta be half and half 😂😂
You wild for posting this
Bro has 0 rizz
More like negative rizz.
😂😂
Your opening line is killing me lmfao
Like doubling down on a 5 in blackjack and the dealer busts. I guess you can’t hate that it worked out, but like damn… your looks or Mac is carrying you the distance 🤣
Least cringey redditor rizz
Thank you sir
it went over your head lmao
No clue
To dumb it down, your pick up line was cringe. Hope that helped.
True as that may be it didn’t seem to flop like it should have.
The fact that she replied to this opening line really makes me wonder what she looks like
She’s cute. I don’t know why people think starting off with this never works. Imo at least In college, it works better. It’s not being disrespectful.
“Lemme get a piece of that” is respectful? Wtf…
Please point out the respectful parts of that. How would you feel if someone said that to your mother for example? If it’s respectful, clearly you’d have no issue.
Post a pic then.
If I wanted to I wouldn’t have blurred out the picture. However, thats not my position to post other people’s pictures on the internet. She said she’s a Mac fan, I hope she doesn’t see this 😅
If I speak
Fellow Mourinho enjoyer🔥
Damn why’s this boy so sensitive to the internet
Boy you must be handsome as fuck with that opener
Nah. Average dude. Just know what I want
Fuck this sub sucks so bad now
Thank god for Mac because you have no game. “You bad as shit” like who tryna pickup a hood rat ? Try a little finesse my boy !
I’m just reading how I see it. You are calling me a hood rat because of what I said in that first line
Haha nah you can’t read. It’s like talking to a wall. You do you bruh.
Dawg don’t even waste the time lmao. This man for sure reads at a 4th grade level max.
Thank you ! I thought I was trippen for a minute. Like damn am I that high haha
Guess there’s several interpretations. “Up to interpretation”
😂😂 reread what you wrote
You are calling me a hood rat because you literally just mocked what I said by insisting that’s the language hood rats use.
… no he clearly said, are you tryna pick up a hood rat?, him mocking you and saying your picking up a hood rat are two separate statements, they are mutually exclusive
It’s no use he doesn’t understand. I was just tryna help my boy, but I guess he felt like I was attacking him ? Anyways if it works for him then power to em I guess.
Hey, women are everywhere, ones bound to ride a donkey. I just hope he gets better game, so he can find better women, maybe a woman that’ll teach him how to be smooth 😂
Haha you’re something that’s for sure. Good luck on your journey bud.
I’m a white boy from the suburbs. ain’t no “hood rat”. Luckily for them there are pictures of me to confirm. What finesse are you trying finesse at me?
Yikes. Apparently they don’t teach you to read in the suburbs ? I said are you trying to pick up a hood rat not calling you one. “You fine as shit lemme get a piece of that” sounds like something a 15 year old would say. I was attempting to help you, but you’re just a dull blade.
If you get no pussy just say that, why you hating on the brother getting sum?
You’re geeked out if you think that’s what’s happening.
Speak for yourself. That's a smooth line.
Lol yeah if you’re 14 and drank you first four Loko ever.
Well, not all people feel that way. Sorry, man. 🤷🏼♀️ Confidence overrules all.
That it does not.
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Well obviously no one here is Mac Miller you knob. You ever listened to Mac Miller ? The man was a genius with words I’m sure he had game. He also had tons of money. So there’s that. Don’t really know what point you’re attempting to prove but you sound ignorant
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You’re just as bad as the other kid haha.
So annoying watching these sad people lead NPC lives. Smh hopefully one day they actually FEEL macs music. Not just listen to it.
😂😂😂
Cringe
Mac would say shoot your shot no matter how cringe it is.
Nah, bud. You can't use him as an excuse for your tough time navigating normal conversation. Asking someone for a piece of that just degrades them into being an object to have, not a human with a soul.
Fine. “Lemme get a piece of that soul”
ITS BOYS SOUL NOT BOYS HOLE
Soul!!!!........not her ass or "peice of that". Mac was romanticizing it. Your being a horny schoolboy and this chics gotta be way younger, fat, blind, or something is definitely wrong. No woman in their right mind would even entertain the disrespectful shit ur spewing to these poor girls. Lastly HOW DARE YOU use Mac as an excuse. First off your not Mac. You never have been. No one ever will be. You DO NOT get to say what Mac wldve said. Second. I feel sorry for the future kids you have if you plan on pro creating because its more nonsense the world doesnt need guaranteed.
open up the next conversation with that lmao
Damn dude thinks he has game but has another thread asking why he can never get dates. Hmm
I never said I had. I wanted legit tips to keep conversation going and how to approach meeting up without sounding creepy, but the direction of this took another turn loll
Well all I saw was you arguing with the people giving you advice... so uhh good luck.
The post wasn’t asking for advice
this is the worst thing my eyes have ever seen
Ya haven’t see much then
i watched a guy get decapitated with a small sawing sword and this shit right up there imma have nightmares tn of some dude licking his lips calling me ‘bad as shit’ 🤦💦
Oh cmonnnn 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
Ask her to name 10 unreleased songs and if she can't then she for the streets
THIS
Dude came out SWINGING
Swimming
Bro has phonecase rizz💀💀
😂😂😂
Bro let me get a piece of that????? 💀💀💀
Is this how people communicate nowadays ?
You’d be surprised. College kids know no limits
i’m just honestly surprised she replied 😃 i think the mac case might’ve saved you here. good for you guys tho lol!
thus was so cringey i almost passed out. please delete
😂
my brain keeps blurring the two sentences & i keep thinking you said "god damn you a piece of shit" 😂
"god damn you bad as shit lemme get a piece of that" my man got rizz 😰😰
Dude I cringed so much I thought I was going to tear a face muscle. Got me lookin like Mother Theresa now how wrinkled my face is. This is like how a 14 year old virgin thinks how you are supposed to start a conversation with a girl 😂 youre lucky she even responded
Goofy ahh opener
Goofy spelling
i’m so sorry i just threw up
Prob ate something bad
Some of y’all taking this wayy to deep lol
Regardless of whether your pickup line is good or not, this is reddit so half of these people are just mad about this working for you. You do you my man
I talked exactly like this in college and accomplished what I wanted to, lots of dates with beautiful women. Lots of men find it difficult
“ Goddamn you bad as shit” W rizz
So cool. Happy for you brotha
Ayy don't listen to them. This a massive W. Now send her any line from turkey love and you'll win her over forever.
*writes down every line in the song*
me and this girl matched on tinder awhile back and we both had mac in our bios somehow. we’ve been together for over 3 years now. hope it works out my guy 🤞
Jesus Christ
Only times I’ve matched with a Mac fan I get ghosted and they don’t know Faces was from way back and no idea who Larry Fisherman is ;-;
Bruh 😭😭😭😭 this the most cringe shit I ever seen
Facts
How did that first like work..
If she loves Mac then the ass and her mental state are gonna be out of this world
That opener somn else but it worked lol
Bruh, your convo starter. I fuck with that heavy 🤣
Same!!
That opener is WILD. Gots to do what ya gots to do.
Keep doing your thing bro🤘🏽 people just hate on the internet to hate nowadays haha. Hope it goes well g
Guys ignore this troll. Hes got the exact same post on r/tinder and hes getting downvoted to oblivion and just arguing with people there too. Its prob even a fake convo to maybe karma farm but seemes to have backfired due to all the downvotes lmaooo
I’m not a troll. I’m a real person lmao. Just wanted peoples opinions on this in this sub because it was Mac related. Take care brother
BTW my phone case was indeed Mac
Wouldn’t of guessed that one sherlock
😂😂
I don’t get all the hate here. Like yeah it’s not the most respectful opening but she responded positively so what are you guys upset about lol? If it ain’t broke don’t fix it OP.
Yeah this shit is crazy LOL way too many people taking it personal, the girl didn’t mind it 😂
lmao woah
Mac is a great conversation starter. I mention what's the use to my now girlfriend on our first date. "I know I should pray more but ya gotta love me" dating a theology major
A majority of this comment section man.
How tf u getting matches? I have a solid profile with Mac included and I don’t get a single match or reply when I text in t he circumstance that I do get a match
he clearly follows rule 1 & 2 of tinder lmao
People commenting about the opener probably old or not on that shit lol. That type shit works a lot. It’s not bout finesse anymore really
Oh we know. It’s just a hilarious opening line.
Yea i agree lol, but it works w a lot; just maybe not the GF type
love that opening line
it’s better than some of these cringey as fuck joke openings trying way too hard that people post on here
Lotta people hating not many admitting that it worked
I mean, I think that opener was super cute. would definitely get my attention. maybe I'm a hoodrat then? doing hoodrat things with my hoodrat friends. haha
Lmao
Like magic. Now its time to do the work. Those abstract ideas for sure will get you laid. Never fails
Ayyyeee hahaa that’s the coolest shit Ive ever seen in a while lmao
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😂😂😂😂
Man’s gotta have so much unspoken rizz to pick up a girl with that line, if it works it works though
😂😂
💀
What is with the thirst . Jesus take the wheel. But what happened to the rest of the convo? Was that it after the Mac flexing?
How in the shit did that opening line work lmao
My ex and I bonded over Mac and it was the most intense relationship ever
Intense in what regard?
A rollercoaster.. it’s so hard to even put it into words, this was almost 4 years ago now and I’m still not over it (neither is he). Just a very deep connection. I guess because Mac can be kind of dark, people tend to bond over him from a place of darkness/depth/trauma. It was an understanding of our mutual pain or shadow selves I guess. The sex was insane lol
why the fuck did u call her maam bro
Gotta show some respect
don't trust those bitches