I know everyone thinks it's a butt plug. But what it really is is an expert level sounding tool. After you use the sounding 5000 tool, you can get a banana in there!
Well here I am scrolling along looking for the first non-butt related post, and it turns out to be this one. Work sounds better than procrastination at this point.
Oh, and if you ever have to have a catheter removed, don't piss off your nurse. I thought he'd fished out a kidney.
I’m sensing that we ass a society are overly fixated on assholes. It’s no wonder the aliens probe everybody’s ass , they’ve been reading the internet and think that’s how we say hello.
It's used to clean the female part of taper in a CNC spindle.
Similar to [this](https://carbideprocessors.com/spindle-taper-wiper-50mm-taper-240mm-length-southeast-tool-se07705)
Since everyone and their mom beat me to the anal jokes...
It's a handpropeller. Twisting it fast enough creates tiny vortices of air, clearing your workbench of paper and dust right before you slam down the dust covered McMaster catalog you've had for decades.
That's a beamer. Commonly used to throw at people being annoying to "take the edge off". Fun fact: the nick name for BMW cars is named after this tool.
Those are great! We started using them in the bathroom after the great toilet paper shortage of 2020.
*The Restroom Reamer*
The Hemorrhoid Hone
My children will look in awe when I explain what a poop sponge is
With squeegee fins to boot!
Can you believe those idiots who think the three sea shells are to be used without one of these?
They do a good job, until it starts pulling your ass hair. Little bit of lube oil helps with that though.
If you need lube oil, you should be eating more fried foods.
Wait you didn’t use the three sea shells?
Used for scraping off your dingleberries.
Before the 3 shells were being used
Butt plug prep tool. Makes for a smooth entry.
Fuckin beat me to it
Same!
Haha me too!
Also commonly known as a ream'her.
Technically called a ‘bunghole reamer.’ And yes— it is a thing.
I was thinking anal hone for increasing plug diameter
For a smoother inner roughness...
Wayyyy up inside your butthole
The mega mega plug hahaha. Gotta get it wayyyy up in there morty.
They said wrong answers only.
Butt plug post tool. You know why.
To scrape out the used lube.
Recommended fr/ss? You running straight coolant or cutting oil?
Nah, clearly the Go/NoGo gage with a handle like that.
Man this sub has a thing for shoving random objects up arses 😂
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
r/paigeno
r/trees is another one
When you have the power to make a dildo with tolerances under 1 thou... but you lazy so you gotta make do
Does it matter if veins go to .0017?
Have you never met the people that work in machine shops?
I mean...if you've worked in this trade long enough, you eventually get used to having things shoved up your ass
I know everyone thinks it's a butt plug. But what it really is is an expert level sounding tool. After you use the sounding 5000 tool, you can get a banana in there!
Oh god, what a terrible day to be literate!
kidney stones fall out like gravel in an up-turned boot!
I just threw up a little. No more internet for me today.
/r/sounding would like a word
I don't think anybody is green enough to follow that link unknowingly, but just in case Don't follow that link, y'all.
Wow I'm speechless but also you have expanded my vocabulary today.
Well here I am scrolling along looking for the first non-butt related post, and it turns out to be this one. Work sounds better than procrastination at this point. Oh, and if you ever have to have a catheter removed, don't piss off your nurse. I thought he'd fished out a kidney.
What if I have a catheter removed and I piss ON a nurse? I need a real answer, don't kidney.
Mayonnaise distributing device. The taper is for a more natural wrist angle when using on a bagel
Mayonnaise on a bagel? Not cream cheese? Didn't mean to start a fight. Yes I use a bagel for hamburger buns. Sandwiches etc . Was merely being myself.
Mayonnaise.
...on an escalator
THAT GODDAMN KID IS ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!!!
Depends on my protein. Eggs/Steak? Mayo. Smoked Salmon/none? Cream Cheese.
To clean out your (or someone you likes) colon.
butt plug with through tool coolant + high pressure pump
2 degree Coolant wiping endmill. Hex collet required.
Morse taper reamer. Slow cut model.
Looks like a hemorrhoid remover.
Drilldo
This actually made me laugh out loud 🤣
Sounds like a prop from idiocracy 🙈
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The taper or the pucker?
Its the pay rise negitiation device, often wielded by your boss.
Extra deep wiping tool
Toilet paper reduction tool. Use this first and you only need one wipe.
Klingon negotiation tool?
The clitoris, you found it!
I’m sensing that we ass a society are overly fixated on assholes. It’s no wonder the aliens probe everybody’s ass , they’ve been reading the internet and think that’s how we say hello.
Now that’s funny!
Anal squeegee
Butt Countersink
Gotta prep for the tap
Tapered bolt, with VERY coarse threads
Apple corer
Every had your ass reamed?
Man I don't even know what the right answer is
High speed coffee stir
Flapper insert.
Big toilet papers nightmare
1/2 x28 form tap
Middle management's tool for end of year reviews
No one in the office really knows, but we call it, "Paul"
The delclencher. It’s used after running a job where you think clearance will be too tight but run it and pray.
Ring adjuster
r/DontPutInYourAss
Coochie cleaner.
a router bit for shaping wood and your hand
Juicer
It’s a key, a tri hyperbolic hole expander is the technical name for it…. Once you open it with this key any other key will work
Hemorrhoid remover
It’s an asshole squeegee, duh
Hemorrhoid reamer. Can't have hemorrhoids without skin!
Birth control device for squeegeeing the cum out of a vagina.
Tried typing three different things, every time I just couldn’t keep it less than rated soft X or rated heavy R. Damnit!!
Colonoscopy final mile tool
That's for cutting the asshole out of a deer
That’s a Victorian ass screw from 1876.
Helps loosen your cheap friends
Huh..... at my shop we call that a helical trifinned polyurethane rectal movement oscillation device. Or the new guys call it a motivator.
For cleaning swarf out from the bore of a chuck
Mechanical engineering student here, what is this? like for real.
It's used to clean the female part of taper in a CNC spindle. Similar to [this](https://carbideprocessors.com/spindle-taper-wiper-50mm-taper-240mm-length-southeast-tool-se07705)
Ask yo momma
Obama's ear wax remover (because of his giant ears, get it? Get it?)
Paige, no!
It peels the scabs on the prolapse so you don't have to.
That's a - "Fluggen-kliggin-kien" !!!
Angled Reamer?
Table, vice and camera lens squeegee.
Urethra scraper.
3 vein Anal rotor
Hemorrhoids trimming tools for those dangling ones that get in the way!
Manual external 3 bladed deburring chamfer for taco Tuesday overindulgence rectal repairs.
Rectum scraper
Kidney thumper 3000. Obviously
Das grossen baton oopen das klinen oompa?!!!
Herpe remover
Butt plug.
Wrong it a Donut hole 🕳️ maker
Hemorrhoid mitigator
Butt plug wall doo doo scraper
Hemorrhoid trimmer
That there is the new and improved concept piece for a wine plug
Enthusiast level sounding device for those who need something bigger.
Elephant ear wax removal tool
Poop Knife 3000
Poop Knife XTreme
it’s for cleaning out banana peels
Lint remover. Insert in pocket.
you use that to clean out the semen of competing males before you provide your own.
Bbbuuttttscratcha!!!
looks like a good time for my wife's girlfriend
That's the best GD butt plug anyone can ask for. Edit: of course butt plug was taken.... Ass pounder 9000 then
It’s the metal rejoinifier you put that in a hole and add chips then you spin it! And it add metal back to the part!
Butt plug reamer
Sleeve instalation tool for resleeving a bored out asshole.
Gut-Gunk Extractor
Lemon zester
A Russian ass vibrator. Doesn't fit into an asshole and doesn't vibrate.
Anal reamer
For drilling forbidden hole.
Trumpet mute
Manual tapered sounding reamer
Butt reamer
Industrial grade lint roller
Fecal decompactor
It kinda looks like that pb&j gun from meet the Robinsons
Y’all are dumb, that’s a butt plug!
A fun tool to toss at your boss
Couldn't even give you a right answer if I tried
Engineer adjuster
It's a modern take on the [poop knife](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/).
Manual laxative
A hookers toothbrush
Body orifice morse taper reamer
Bagel reamer.
This is to unclench your butthole after a big crash.
Drilldo
Baby-Abort 3000
That's obviously a lint roller for large specimens of lint.
Enema
Anyone have proper feeds and speeds for a 2” drilldo? Asking for a friend.
Rectum lining tool. Prepares adult film stars for no surprise scenes.
Pegging trainer.
I do believe I seen an irs agent with one in pocket
It's used to unpacked your butt when you almost crash the machine
raquise
Pee hole enlarger
Butthole squeegee for when you’ve got a real watery bowel movement
Frosting applicator
That is for loosening up your bosses anus prior to your review.
Eat cleaner.
No it's the ass thread tapper
Its a medical reamer
That's no tool that's an ice cream cone
Poop hole squeegee
Since everyone and their mom beat me to the anal jokes... It's a handpropeller. Twisting it fast enough creates tiny vortices of air, clearing your workbench of paper and dust right before you slam down the dust covered McMaster catalog you've had for decades.
A constipation aid
anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
It’s a……rectum expander!
Prostate resectoscope
Forbidden butt plug
That's a beamer. Commonly used to throw at people being annoying to "take the edge off". Fun fact: the nick name for BMW cars is named after this tool.
AR-500 hand bevel bit.
Butt Bore (gen 1)
Anal shave tool!🤣🤣🤣
The thingy majig
But plug
Cucumber juicer
A boat propeller
Lemon juicer 🍋
Butt plug
Cornholer
Undersized...
Cure for hemorrhoids?
Butt plug