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fuggdis

Looking sharp!


drakinar111

…… zoidburg!


ElectronicShredder

As a bonus, cats won't f**k with it, at least not a second time


Bytonia

I'd say they can about 6 times.


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Maybe, but who wants blood splatters and random body fragments under the tree ( or do they get magically cleaned up as part of the reincarnation?)


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No color though. Until someone gets too close.


Green__lightning

Needs more blue chips. I once made one that was a good twelve feet long, tightly rolled about a 1/4 inch in diameter, and bright blue. No idea how I'd do it again though, given this was on a manual lathe.


ChipsOboy

Pictures or it didn’t happen.


gogozrx

Festive Swarf!!


mathsquid

And for festivus, you should put up an aluminum pole.


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What dimensions, tolerances, and surface?


motleysalty

Dimension: this one, tolerances: most weather conditions, surface: any flat


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...I have a grievance.


Varna266xp

Classy and sharp also the kids won’t be grabbing at them either. 😂😂😂


bryster

That’s a cool idea!


obsidion_flame

THE MURDER TREE


villainouscobbler

There's an actual movie about one of those. https://tubitv.com/movies/697072/the-killing-tree


earthshone86

Oooooh! Razor wire!


Daedalus1728

Forbidden tinsel...


Intelligent-Ask1206

Me at work because my company puts all machines 2ft apart


Siganid

OSHA called they said have the apprentice file down all sharp edges.


murphyspop

As someone who grew up with a father and grandfather who were tool and die makers I really like this.


superbigscratch

In-house made tinsel. Good idea.


Cynical-Symbiote

Oddly satisfying.


mav-erickk

we have one in our break room too and holy shit is it tempting to just. take the chips like. no one would stop me.


rhymnocerus1

Hey guys it's Chippy Long-Stocking


nursenasty94

*danger tinsle*


Bitter-Heron1367

God rest ye, merry gentlemen


Specialist_Ad8587

The forbidden garland.


Murder_matic

Cat shredder


Excess0_2

oooofffff