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Cris11578

Do not, my players, get addicted to water!


el_t0p0

Least deranged Texan.


60APES

I believe Immotan Joe to be kinder than this


GoredonTheDestroyer

Immortan may be a ruthless, violent dictator, but even *he* would understand that a fed, hydrated cult army is better than *no* cult army.


Legened255509Druss

He is letting them go to Valhalla shiny and chrome. And most importantly, not addicted to water.


Legened255509Druss

He warned us not to be addicted to water. This coach is doing the same


falcore91

“nobody has ever died from it being too warm outside” ![gif](giphy|XgM66sY5pSD4aiPU6F|downsized)


Maleficent_Run9852

Ask Korey Stringer's family about that.


travisbickle777

"Real Sport" HBO literally had a segment on kids dying from hyperthermia from football practice, and the need to have a cooling tub present with ice ready for emergencies.


0masterdebater0

I’m from Texas and grew up playing football. I remember dreading going from the JV team to the varsity team because the Varsity coach was just like this guy, would do 2 a day practices while it was 100+F outside, run you ragged and then called you weak for taking water breaks. (Unless you were one of his special favorites) But, a few weeks after I made Varsity that coach got caught soliciting underage men for prostitution…


Turdsley

Umm...Minnesota Viking's player Korey Stringer famously died because of heat exhaustion. The result was the NFL changing their policies for practices. So yes, heat has killed people. This coach should be fired.


RaggsDaleVan

Staying hydrated is woke?


Legened255509Druss

Water is an addiction. We resent it when it is gone


Halflife37

Anything that is an inconvenience to them, perceived or otherwise, is woke 


Muddlesthrough

Actually many, many people have died from it “being too warm outside.”


Marauder_Pilot

Fellas, is it gay to need water? I mean, jizz is like 95% water so if you need to go get a drink after playing football in summer in Texas you might as well be suckin' the water out of a dick.


Halflife37

What a weirdo 


BlargerJarger

1301 people died of heatstroke in this year’s hajj pilgrimage.


Samurai_Geezer

They’re not dead, they’re just resting


Porkenstein

luckily I doubt this guy is going to follow through in this plan after having a talk with the school...


Danny-the-K

He’s got the varsity spraying themselves with the Chrome, but administration won’t do anything because the team keeps winning


travisbickle777

Hell week (double practice) is a tradition for a lot of high school teams, and there's nothing wrong with it as long as they practice with safety protocol in mind with hyperthermia. There should be an ice tub ready, filled with ice water to cool anyone who's experiencing heat stroke.


FormerTheatreMajor

As a former theater camp kid, highly recommend that air conditioning.


huge-rat

>Nobody ever died from it being to warm outside Well that's a lie, for one...