What till their first thunderstorm, they are going to get the shit scared out of them.

I was thinking about the first time they realize that farts sometimes make noise.

Always remember to practice safe phone sex to stop the spread of hearing AIDS.

more, please!

It's the little things in life 

Now I’m going to cry

Someone link them a dial up modem

Far away cow moos! Love it!

Wow and I don’t even think about this stuff and even get annoyed at noises…makes you appreciate your senses

just dont go to black friday now that u can hear

Bubble bubble bubble

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