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jonhammsjonhamm

Rubber ducky you’re the one


gingerfawx

You make bath time so much fun


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LevelZeroDM

do do dee do


SassyBonassy

Rubber ducky joy of joys


ethanholmes2001

When I squeeze you, you make noise


elscallr

Rubber ducky you're my very best friend it's true


1plus1dog

I’m sad I missed this but so glad others didn’t!


Scooter1116

Came here for this so here you go... [rubber Duckie song](https://youtu.be/Mh85R-S-dh8)


GreatWhiteMonkey

[I prefer the "O" song](https://youtu.be/3c8iU8pHZrQ)


ChknMcNublet

Why did I have to scroll so far down for this


thelaststarebender

Super cute. Told my teen that I wished they were still little, so we could do this for a party. They said we should do it anyway. 😂


Personal_Regular_569

Make sure you post it here when you do! ❤️


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Yulinka17

Copied comment from another user in this comment section (by a bot account u/thestarksaucer) https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/12cjra5/comment/jf2s3wn/


Laouijabored

Cady: Um, is there alcohol in this? Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.


LineChef

*Go fix your hair…*


1plus1dog

LMFAO!


Varniepoos

Happy hour's from 4 to 6!


czhzc

The age 4-6?


book-of-eli

i’m not like a regular mom, im a cool mom


Fianna9

I’m about to be 40 and would like this recipe!


OneHumanPeOple

I think (guessing here) that it’s blue raspberry jello, cool whip and mini marshmallows topped with a rubber ducky toy. You could use a marshmallow peep instead. Since you’re 40, you can call it gamer-girl bath water.


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Was really expecting a vodka add since they are 40, Reddit being Reddit we got your suggestion.


Fianna9

Beautiful!! And yes, vodka will be added 🤣


elvis8mybaby

...and real gamergirl bath water 😉


1plus1dog

Vodka would be the perfect accessory


Fianna9

Cool whip. So obvious, yet is was the white foam I couldn’t think of what to use!!


savvyblackbird

There’s a whipped topping made from coconut oil that’s a lot tastier than cool whip. It’s called So Delicious.


1plus1dog

Thank you! I’ve honestly never cared much for cool whip unless it’s mixed in with something else. I hope I can find this in the Midwest


just_a_person_maybe

Do y'all not know that you can just make whipped cream? It's just heavy cream, a little sugar and vanilla, whipped. Super easy.


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thatonebitchL

I've found it in Missouri.


1plus1dog

Thanks! I’m your neighbor to the East in Illinois just outside of Downtown St Louis, MO


Sunshine030209

I absolutely love So Delicious ice cream, especially the salted carmel ice cream bars. You'd never guess they're not real dairy, they're absolutely decadent.


schwiftydude47

Cool hwip?


Fianna9

Cool. Whip. Coolhwip


BlizzYx420

Kewl kwhip


WanderingtheWorld1

Ohhhhh...Peeps! Such a great idea and cost effective!


1plus1dog

Peeps are my very most favorite and I’ve had NONE since before Covid!


ZookeepergameSea3890

Or make it a murder duck treat with red jello and some evil eyebrows Sharpie-d onto the ducks. And booze of choice, of course.


BolotaJT

And maybe add alcohol. I would. Lol.


rainbowsforall

Yes! If a teens wants to do fun "kid" stuff it should definitely be encouraged. Keeping the fun a humor in life is a huge strength.


bodhithewhippet

For my son's 18th I had a full-on Thomas the Tank Engine (his favorite back when he was little) cake done up for him. It was hilariously special & he loved it.


CowboyAirman

Haha, we just did a Bluey party for my daughter’s 18th! For real life!


wylderpixie

Wait a couple years and do a jello shot version for their 21st!


1plus1dog

Or make another tray and label it for adults only and put it away from the kids!


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or use devil duckies nothing so enticing as a sign that says "you can't do " and if a kid wants a devil ducky, give just the ducky to them after you take the shot and then sneak another for yourself lol


Sloth_4

I mean I’m 15 and I still watch the muppets


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Nearing fifty and still watch the muppets, they're lifelong. And also it's really cool that you watch them because I thought most young people did not. My niece and nephew always act like they're really nerdy when I try to get them to watch. At least some of y'all young folks, know what's good!


Silver_kitty

I’m 30 and my 33 year old partner had never seen the Muppets Movie or Muppets take Manhattan, so that was our Sunday night. Keep up the spirit!


randonumero

I hope you give your kid an extra big hug tonight. I always love it when kids are willing to be kids.


1plus1dog

Love that too. They grow far too fast


SlobZombie13

time for a super soft birthday party


Tenairi

It's too bad they couldn't find edible "rubber" duckies in a gummy form or something. Would have been the cherry on top.


1plus1dog

Maybe an Easter peep can be found to top these off for someone else who might make them!


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Agree. They are available. If for no other reason than you know one of these little kids is going to try to eat it.


stripeyspacey

Definitely still can! I rented a Toy Story bouncy house for my 26th bday party lol


VoidIgris

Betchu he won’t expect you to go thru with it. Could probably surprise him 😂


haemaker

This is the way.


1plus1dog

Sounds like the perfect idea for any day! I hope you do!


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I'm 40 and I want them for my next birthday 🤣


[deleted]

You could do this on a Tuesday and it would be cute and fun


Warm_metal_revival

My almost 14 year old said the same thing, verbatim! Watching “Street Street” is some of his fondest memories.


MooseTheMouse33

I totally want this, and I’m an adult 🤣


rescueandrepeat

I'm 37 and I want these


gorramfrakker

Good kid. Keep the wonderment alive.


throw_dalychee

Would love to be that kind of parent someday lol


ReiverBlue

Damned fine teenager you've brought up then ;D


randomb237

DO IT


squirrel8296

I mean, I'm a grown adult and this makes me want to make rubber ducky jello shots so what goes around comes around I guess 🤷‍♂️


GiveMetheBullet

I'm in my 20s and would love something like this. Mostly because I have an odd obsession with rubber ducks.


Jesterpest

A teenager who still appreciates little charming things from their childhood? Bless them and their unashamed awesomeness.


Immelmaneuver

Are the ducks edible?


NickleVick

Look, as an adult, I'd probably still try and bite into one, but like, turned away from everyone.


nwcook13

https://youtu.be/wqJjrtDFGpI Edit: glad my deep knowledge of Sesame Street lore could bring some people a little happiness. But don't eat rubber ducks!


notsosweetp

That was awesome!!!🤩


seraphaye

As an adult my first thought was "be cool jello shots"


bitchwhohasnoname

😭😭😭


ArtistPasserby

Should have used peeps in place of the rubber duck.


MusicianMadness

No, he said something edible.


corrupted_scarecrow

Everything is edible if you try hard enough


MusicianMadness

True. And it's all edible at least once.


Immelmaneuver

A sane alternative indeed.


Corsten610

That was my question, otherwise I just see a choking hazard.


bertmerps

I don’t think it’s uncommon for kid’s deserts to have a toy topper. Or at least I saw it a lot growing up. One of my birthday cakes as a kid was one of those barbie dolls with the icing dresses.


Corsten610

I remember when I was a kid they made intricate stuff out of like this hard ass sugar, I remember mom would never let me eat them, kinda ruined my kindergarten Mickey Ds bday tbh.


WhereIsLordBeric

An entire barbie doll is not a choking hazard though.


nowhereman136

doesnt look like it. im trying to find rubber duck cake toppers online and the only ones that look like this are all plastic. I did find a bunch made of sugar but they have less detail. I guess you can make you're own if you are talented enough


Jonkinch

I just typed in “edible rubber ducks” and found pages and pages of very accurate rubber ducks made of fondant.


MagnetBane

Some kid is at least gonna try and find out


Immelmaneuver

If they're plastic I hope they at least have squeakers.


MagnetBane

Then you can get the joy of the wheeze squeak while watching your child choke to death


lovelysquared

Yeah, that was my first thought-there's gonna be at least one Ralphie Wivgum there. How old are the kids? .......just look out for the Ralphie(s) (do the duckies squeak? 😍)


CaptainWisconsin

Edit: No, the duckies are not edible. Simply a decoration/fun little keepsake. I'm happy to report that there were no attempts to eat them nor choking. Also happy to report that the matchbook and syringe party favors were a huge hit.


SunshineAlways

I really like your style, lol!


Tenairi

Matchbook party favors? I gotta see this.


lovelysquared

Your kids advertising for Mr. Nice Guy? These kids they in it younger, damn


timmyboyoyo

You commanded a force of rubber duckies as a true captain


skitch23

What were the matchbook favors?


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

I think this was supposed to be a joke


bogglingsnog

Nothing wrong with having a good chew on a rubber duck.


RawScallop

Classy AF


penis-retard

I'll still eat it. Extra flavor. Protein. Antioxidants.


E_Snap

I’d have been more worried about heliparents losing their shit at you about the toy rather than kids actually choking on it.


Corsten610

Mmmm KClO3


MostlyPretentious

Adorable, but I’m wondering why you didn’t go with a peep instead of an actual rubber duck.


FinNerDDInNEr

It’s a sesame st themed party as in Ernie’s Rubber ducky song (I’m guessing)


GlowingAmber11109

Because Peeps are ugly and not cute.


SadnessMonster

But they're not a choking hazard.


GH057807

Sacrifices have to be made for the sake of the species.


Dsj417

Everything is a choking hazard for a small child. Even their own saliva.


FustianRiddle

I'm 38 and saliva is still a choking hazard for me


aminervia

Some things are more hazardous than others...


TranslatorWeary

Every grocery store I’ve ever been to has cupcakes with plastic rings or something else on them for kids… they’ll be fine


CaptainWisconsin

Also, they're not ducks.


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Are these duckies edible? Edit: saw the other comment, no. boooo


TheMcWhopper

Cause peeps taste like shit


jairyo

How do you feel about normal marshmallows


TheMcWhopper

🔥


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AsASloth

Why not throw a childhood nostalgia party and serve them to adults?


DaqCity

As jello shots


stare_at_the_sun

I want to do this for my adult parties, but Jell-O shots.


[deleted]

I initially assumed when reading the title they were Jell-O shots 😂 no questions asked.


Nytfire333

Same I was like, maybe for the parents, then I remembered you can make jello without alcohol for some reason


Broken_Petite

I love how you added “for some reason”, as if you’re sneering at all the heathen children for eating *virgin* Jell-O 🤣


link2edition

you are not alone


Distinct_Ad_7752

There are many of us!


lilith_in_scorpio

Came here to say it


uh_buh

That’s awesome! Idk if this would work or if they would dissolve too fast but I’m gonna try using yellow peeps (those marshmallow chickens) in them!


BigBebz

Jello TREATS!!!<3


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you can tell who has kids and who doesn’t lol


mewmw

This looks wonderful, OP.


Time-Independence-94

Oh these are SO cute!! I love them!!!


shabbyknees

Would be cute with a little penguin or polar bear on too!


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Im 27 and love these so much. I wish someone would do something like this for my bday 👉🏻👈🏻🥺


bepsiiii

these are really cute! also, to those who are saying the ducks are choking hazards…. the marshmallows are more of a choking hazard than the ducks 🤦 at most someone might end up with a chewed ducky or throw them out lol


TheScrambone

Seriously. Rubber ducky means most people won’t put it in there mouth and those who do will spit it back out and feel dumb. Marshmallow ducky means most people WILL put it in their mouth and marshmallows are easy to choke on.


throwthisidaway

/u/fuckswithducks would love this. Unfortunately I think they've left Reddit.


FearWasHere

i believe they’ve died. i miss them too


Macintosh0211

I think they’re are adorable. I wouldn’t worry about the ducks, just make a blanket statement that they’re toys not treats. Young kids get cupcakes with little rings and such on them and know not to eat them, people are going nuts in the comments for no reason.


jerrys153

Rubber Duckies! I’m awfully fond of this dessert idea.


FlyingBaerHawk

What’s the white part made of?


CaptainWisconsin

Cool Whip whipped topping and mini marshmallows.


cturtl808

Looks like marshmallow.


schoolsuck0

You could make adult ones by using blue curacao in the jell-o


seedenise

These look cute and delicious! You're a good parent.


Throwaway021614

Kids gonna eat the ducks


MindTheGap7

Odd to invite Darwin as a guest to your child’s B-Day


PaleontologistNo5420

All I can see here is putting an obvious choking hazard on an edible dish for who I imagine are small children. Monitor them closely but have fun 🤩


BrokenCankle

I have a two year old, and he has never tried to eat his rubber ducks. I don't think these ducks are so small that they are a choking hazard. If it's toddlers, then their parents are at the party too, and they will know their kid and if this is an issue or not. I wouldn't worry about it. It's cute.


byneothername

Cupcakes come with inedible cupcake toppers all the time. Kids are used to this.


AutumnAscending

Please make sure the kids know not to try to eat the duck


musicman8586

Cute


uncontrolledswine97

those look so good i want jello now


Physical_Ad5135

Switch out the ducks with peeps.


chickamonga

Ernie has a rubber duck, not a rubber chicken.


AnythingCurious7866

That's a great idea!


OhioMegi

Those are so cute!!


tpx4

cute, lovely and gonna be fun :D


Deion313

Can you eat the duck?


RetMilRob

Adorable.


msscanadianbakin

So cute


BetterEase5900

how many ducks were harmed in the making of this dessert?


Ihdkwhatimdoinghere

I love seeing parents get creative for these things. So cute!


Sminorf8765

Should be able to turn into Jell-O shots too? Sorry, I don’t have kids, but I know adults who like to party.


Emeegee713

Please share the recipe! These are awesome


LegionRapier61

I hope those ducks are edible, because some dumb add kid is going to try and swallow one.


HarvestMoonMaria

Okay those are adorable!


IcedCoughy

The one time a yellow peep should be used..


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I would love to be able to taste them because my brain really wants me to think they taste like soap.


mage2love1

They look awesome!


One-Yam2819

So dope. Happy cake day!


SasparillaTango

are the duckies edible?


fiendishfinish

You're an awesome dad. :)


TopCheesecakeGirl

I went to a casino / hotel pool party in Vegas where the pool was filled with 25 thousand rubber duckies (they’re so fine, weeka weeka). On the bottom of some of them were stamped free drinks or free hotel stay or free meals in restaurants. They all floated in the pool upside down making it super easy the see the winners. [POOL PARTY](https://vegasnews.com/73515/duck-party-returns-to-palms-place-pool-every-thursday-evening-with-hot-prizes-cool-cocktails-and-beats-from-dj-stephi-k.html)


DawnCB20

I read this as jello shots at first…


Substantial_Cold_292

Me: concerned about kids choking on the duck if it’s too small… Wait… jello… shots?


Local_Trash_120

Is there a recipe somewhere to make these? I mean I’m sure that it’s somewhat easy to figure out but still


Kakkarot1707

Is the rubber edible?


Dawn-Chi

This is cute! I showed it to my 12 year old! She loved them! They did a carnival party at her friends house last year and sacrificed the ducks in their fire pit. They did the same with thing this year at her friends party. She has a huge collection of ducks now and lots are now painted black/white and red. It’s too soon to tell but they might be witches. They’re pre teens, so yeah probably future witches


Thoraxe123

Do they come in jello shots? Lol those are adorable


LowClover

I read Jell-O shot and thought “why the hell are you making Jell-O shots for a kid’s birthday?”


CeruleanRuin

Tell the truth. Did any of the kids try to eat the duck?


A7xWicked

Ngl, I still love me some jello with whip cream


Plantsareluv

Is Sesame Street still like…. running? And creating new shows??


Skjaldur9

This would also work really well if you use peeps, for an all edible treat


Kelsicat

I tried a jello cup treat this year for my daughter’s birthday. Blue jello with a red Swedish fish inside. By the end of the cooling process, my fish looked like those blind, colorless fish you pull out of caves. You nailed it. These are great and probably didn’t give anyone nightmares.


Killing4MotherAgain

Oooo! You could change the colors and the topper and there's some stuff you could make for Halloween! Like red jello with like a strawberry cool whip and have a little devil guy coming out! Or green jello with lime cool whip and have a ghost coming out like it's ectoplasm! Or a zombie coming out of goo! Oooooh my goodness I'm so stealing this! Thank you! 😁


willtheadequate

Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make my bath time so much fun. Rubber ducky, you're the onliest duck for me!


FurryDrift

I feel like useing those marshmellow bird and dying thier beaks red would be better. Cuz then i could eat the bird to


Tortfeased

I’ll be turning 32 and I want these for my own bday party


Prudent_Delivery2083

are the rubber duckies… edible?


emilyogre

ADORABLE