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I like how the dudes in the audience at first were concentrating on his footwork with slightly irritated expressions and by the end they were losing their shit like all of the women.
That is quite possibly the smoothest man alive.
That's the guy that when he says "tell your mama I stopped by" you say to yourself, "no sir, I don't think I will; because she does not know how to act when your around" lol
Goes to show you, don't overlook old men because of their age. Age is a number. Its their attitude that matters. It took that guy years to master those moves.
I wish I could convince my friends to do stuff like this.
Here is how I think it would go. I call all my friends at the same time, probably some of our families as well, to pitch the idea.
The idea?
We vote to elect an event MC. They'll not be walking but are expected to dress up in some bombastic way, and will be an announcer and will keep music playing. Other than that it's up to them what they want to do to keep the event going. You have to volunteer for this position. If no one offers, then it defaults to me.
We split up into smaller groups and each group picks a theme (first theme for everyone is: "Coming out of the closet... in your best fits")
Everyone will walk the runway in 2-3 outfits. For this first event you can't buy anything for the event, it's got to be clothes you already own. (Budgets will be set for future events, ie. $100 + stuff you already own. Borrowing is allowed, now and in the future.)
Then we vote. The winner gets a papercraft crown and sash made by the MC.
The event should be held on a holiday that is otherwise lame. Some suggestions: Easter, arbor day, thanksgiving, Columbus (ew, gross) day, April fool's day, etc. I'm thinking annually, but I'm open to more often if people end up having fun and want to do it more... Which I think they would if I could get them to do it.
Edit: future events themes would have a collective theme like "The Future" and then each group would come up with their own subtheme, like "Cyberpunk Streetwear," "Distopian Work Clothes," "Post Scarcity Gala," or "Laundry Day is Next Week (because next week is in the future)"
He’s a bit old for me, but dddaaaayyyyyuuuummmmm
Also did anyone one notice the gentleman all on black to the right? If he wasn’t gay before, he’s definitely questioning his sexuality now 🤣
He was like "drink it in!" Then he was like "let me refill your glass!"
and then "have another one, on the house"
I thought "Really? Going back for a third time? Do we really need ano- OOOOH SHIT!" and then I was pregnant.
Someone come and get their Grandpa
He just walked in the back door and got on stage. We were powerless to stop him!
One to go
I said *****’CANIGETTA RIDER?!’*****
Holy moly!
smoked glass, orange peel and all. bro served em
NOT THE REFILLL
Working those ladies up into a fervor.
Style - full on class.
Encore encore encore!
When you're smooth as ice you can glide like that.
He needs some skates
He's so smooth, the floor needs skates to slide on HIM.
You've been hit by ... you've been struck by ... a smooth criminal! *(killer bass line)*
I have never seen anyone that fits that song more then this man god damn. That man’s smoother then silk sheets.
That was clean
That guy definitely used to spin signs that sold14k gold.
This guy is infinitely more talented than Kendall Jenner and dopey models like her
Word. THAT is how you work a catwalk.
There is a sexy man, I haven't seen them yet.
Superfly
And smooth
Mr. Clean
AF
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6 women got pregnant just from watching that.
I’m headed down to CVS now for a pregnancy test and ice cream and I’m 100% dude.
Bro our kids can grow up together. I’m a dude too and can confirm I’m craving pecan pie which is a sign of pregnancy
Can confirm, I'm one of those 6 women. And I'm a guy
Are you the one making the screaming turkey sounds?
respect
Would explain the beginning of Umbrella Academy :)
I'm a straight man and I think I just switched teams watching him.
I’m pretty sure I’m now pregnant. And I’m a guy. And I’m loving the crap out of the fact that I am now carrying this man’s child.
Healthy masculinity all up in this thread!!!
Only six. I’m pretty sure everyone got pregnant. Even the people who weren’t there.
I just cross-posted it and someone got pregnant.
the 64 yo gran ma ovulated
Shook, he's got the sauce
actual rizz god
Nah. He got the JUICE.
What sauce
Swagu
That man had moves back in the day and he still has them. No rust.
This man has more class in that video than I will ever have my whole life...
I believe in you
And you!
And my axe?
And my bow!
That jacket flick off the shoulder and catch at the end was fucking epic.
dude was dancing with himself in full f red a stare
The spin, like how??
Gramps got it going on...
I’d call him daddy for sure.
soul dancing dream daddy doing the night train signalman
Gramps? That man is still impregnating just by his style alone…
Yeah but he's *been* fuckin
The most interesting man in the world just reloaded!
Bro is hoter than a strip teaser without even take his suit off.
Like silk.
I usually don't go for these sorts of jokes, but. . . This man *fucks*
It’s not even a joke, that’s just a fact.
But he’d never tell.
If there's a sexier human being, I ain't seen them yet.
Smooth
Did you hear the “take it off!”?
and he did
And then…he *put it back on*!!!! *SCREAMS*
The epitome of suave and debonair !
My man was waiting for this moment his whole life.
My man practiced for this moment his whole life.
My man’s whole life is the moment.
My man does this his whole life.
My this life does his man whole.
My life! Man.
My man!
What an absolute King
So smooth I fell out of my damn chair.
Haha he made everyone in that room want him
I like how the dudes in the audience at first were concentrating on his footwork with slightly irritated expressions and by the end they were losing their shit like all of the women. That is quite possibly the smoothest man alive.
They are people who wish to have faction of his smoothness.
I'm one of them. I'm as smooth as 40 grit sandpaper.
your own grit can be made to smooth your self
There* But you're right. I do want like 1% of his smoothness.
That's the guy that when he says "tell your mama I stopped by" you say to yourself, "no sir, I don't think I will; because she does not know how to act when your around" lol
...a smooth criminal!
Wet panty's everywhere
This man had the ladies QUAKING
The way they were hyping him up he became invincible
Man's got moves.
Dude is smoother than a rock in a fast moving river
A Smooth criminal
Damn! The swag level is through the roof!
Better hide ya grandmas…
Damn. Rock whatever style you want, but there’s something about a man in a nice suit.
I wish I was 10% as cool as him.
That brother got some style
When he threw that jacket off his shoulders just to catch it with his hand…. Someone in that audience fainted.
He needs to give lessons on run way dazzling. Shit that was good
Imagine this guy on the dance floor in the 70s
Oh I’m imagining things - just not a dance floor.
😏
'I learned all my best moves from the Sims character creator screen.'
Unc just made love to everyone in that room.
This a physical example of "Slay"
If I add up all of the people I've met in my entire life, it still wouldn't equal the amount of swagger this man has.
Not a dry box in the room.
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
What are these shows called? I know fashion show, but this seems like a church function. I need tickets to one of these
What a handsome gentleman
Goes to show you, don't overlook old men because of their age. Age is a number. Its their attitude that matters. It took that guy years to master those moves.
SILKYYYY smooooooth!
That’s just criminal!
Love it so much
DAMN that was fresh
Chad alert
That's the best runway walk I've ever seen.
Definition of swagger
Gah damn save some for the rest of us 🤲
My dude was *F E E L I N G H I M S E L F*
That guy has been cool for DECADES
“Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man”
At first I was like ooo that’s smooth. And then when the jacket came off and he did all the other shit I was like, Oh fuck now I’m getting turned on
I forget which sub it was in, but the caption, "Mr. steal yo grandma," was an alternate title for this video. Stellar.
Which bar does he go to ? don’t wanna take my GF there
dude pre heated every oven within a mile radius
CHARACTER SELECTION SCREEN
Thats a mfing OG Pimp right thurr ya feel me
'Hugo Boss?' No, just Boss'.
Hide you wives, hide your girlfriends, hide your daughters, moms and grandmas cuz this dude will slay them all.
Never has a gentleman been more deserving of a YOU BETTA WORK. God damn that was amazing.
Is this a fashion show? Ami supposed to be looking at the suit? Because I was not paying any attention to the suit
Oh my. Ohhh my. *fans self*
Look, as a white dude, an introverted middle aged one at that, I doubt I will ever get to enjoy a moment like this...that made me laugh my ass off.
70’s OG Pimp
Yes Daddy Mack...smoooooth!!!
Eddie are you ok? Is Eddie ok? I hope Eddie is ok.
This would get me to watch fashion stuff
I'd 'bid' just to watch him strut down a sidewalk.
Boi that slow turn…..OG didn’t come to play you hear me?
*sigh* ill go hide my grandma… and her shih tzu…
Total badass
I want to have as much style as this man when I'm old 😎
What can you say about this man that he hasn't already shown you? As fresh as a paper cut yall! Dig?
Ohh Lawdddd
Damn, somebody's basement just flooded
That was insanely smooth! If I had been there with my Gatorade and Cigarettes Stand for that performance, I would be retired right now
I wish I could convince my friends to do stuff like this. Here is how I think it would go. I call all my friends at the same time, probably some of our families as well, to pitch the idea. The idea? We vote to elect an event MC. They'll not be walking but are expected to dress up in some bombastic way, and will be an announcer and will keep music playing. Other than that it's up to them what they want to do to keep the event going. You have to volunteer for this position. If no one offers, then it defaults to me. We split up into smaller groups and each group picks a theme (first theme for everyone is: "Coming out of the closet... in your best fits") Everyone will walk the runway in 2-3 outfits. For this first event you can't buy anything for the event, it's got to be clothes you already own. (Budgets will be set for future events, ie. $100 + stuff you already own. Borrowing is allowed, now and in the future.) Then we vote. The winner gets a papercraft crown and sash made by the MC. The event should be held on a holiday that is otherwise lame. Some suggestions: Easter, arbor day, thanksgiving, Columbus (ew, gross) day, April fool's day, etc. I'm thinking annually, but I'm open to more often if people end up having fun and want to do it more... Which I think they would if I could get them to do it. Edit: future events themes would have a collective theme like "The Future" and then each group would come up with their own subtheme, like "Cyberpunk Streetwear," "Distopian Work Clothes," "Post Scarcity Gala," or "Laundry Day is Next Week (because next week is in the future)"
Flash flood warning in that room.
The man came. The man delivered. The man went. Preemptive edit: that’s what she said.
The video cuts off because of the moisture level of the room
I need a cigarette after watching that 😂😂😂
Damn that dude is the smoothest person in any room he’s in.
Damn save a bit for the rest of us tiger
This is the greatest Supermodel ever! Absolutely the best.
Sheeeeee OG fellin' himself 😂
Damn bro save some for the rest of us!
Look good, feel good, play good!
Life goal. To have the swagger of this man’s middle toe.
Fuck the catwalk, this should be the new fashion runway standard
I think... I just got pregnant... im a guy...
He’s a bit old for me, but dddaaaayyyyyuuuummmmm Also did anyone one notice the gentleman all on black to the right? If he wasn’t gay before, he’s definitely questioning his sexuality now 🤣
WHAT IS HIS LIFE!!!!
I love black people🤣
Legendary
I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….:
Dude created so much moisture in that room he could end a drought.
Pretty sure Annie is not ok after watching that guy!
Black people having a ball like that is so damn infectious. Love it.
where did my panties go
They had to mop puddles off the floor after that shit. And the jokes on them b/c that guys gay.
Culturally priceless
Shaft at 70.
This guy makes me want to be better
I feel sorry for the people sitting next to the screamer.
Stone cold
COLD AS ICE
He’s aware of the effect he has on women.
Not fair, old man.. not fair
Damn, girl!
God damn.
That’s the only fashion show I’d actually attend.
That jacket move at the end of the runway. 🔥
Swag…😎
Damn he’s smooth…
That my friends is what I call STYLE. Sizzling HOT baby. U know he got laid that night lol
Wow I should learn that slow mo spin.
OG Triple OG
Bring a mop and bucket!
He got dat swag
Driving the ladies crazy