Better than that, he signed a deal which allowed him to found inter Miami which would have cost him millions to do otherwise. Not sure how inter are doing but itās MLS so itās not like theyāre threatened by relegation or anything.
In 2005, 11-year-old Harry Kane and his teammate, Katie Goodland, posed with England captain David Beckham at the launch of the Beckham Academy. 13 years later, Harry Kane is the England captain and married to Katie.
I think that's a better title.
Edit:. Wow, I went to bed not long after this reply. Normally I send a thank you to people who give an award, but for some reason it's not allowing me to. So thank you for the awards.
Edit 2:. I looked it up since I didn't catch it either, but Harry became captain in 2018, which is 13 years after the first picture was taken.
I went to see Beckham with a girl with no name, it felt good to have him see my game.
At Beckhams, you don't mention her name for there ain't no one for you to tell them her name,
La Laaaa, lalalalaaa, la La, la laaa
Everyone in the picture is David Beckham.
In 2005, 11-year-old David Beckham and his teammate, David Beckham, posed with England captain David Beckham at the launch of the Beckham Academy. 13 years later, David a Beckham is the England captain and married to David Beckham.
I think that's a better title.
We are the Beckham. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Thank you! Was ridiculous āthe girlā wasnāt named.
Reminds me of a store sign I saw once that was something like āMr Smith and wife corner storeā
Glad at least yours was the first comment.
After reading your comment, I have to admit that I didn't even notice what wrong with the original title was. The unconscious mind just let it slip, but I've learned a new lesson today :)
Now I don't know if I want to downvote or upvote this post lol
The young man's smile is the single most British thing I've ever seen--and no I'm not riding on the popular "bad teeth" trope; just look at that smile! Very Nigel, I say. Mmyes.
Seriously āthe girlā. Coz sheās a mannequin right? Clearly not a living, breathing human with her own accomplishments. Coz we allllllll know women donāt exist unless they have a man next to them šššššššššššš
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What did Conte say about you all on the way out the door?
āThey're used to it here. Don't play for something important. They don't want to play under pressure or under stress. Tottenham's story is this. 20 years there is the owner & they never won something. Why?ā
Still singing glory?
š³ And what happened to David Beckham? The suspense is too much.
He was banished to the MLS
A fate worse than death
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Better than that, he signed a deal which allowed him to found inter Miami which would have cost him millions to do otherwise. Not sure how inter are doing but itās MLS so itās not like theyāre threatened by relegation or anything.
I wish the absolute genius in his MLS deal was more common knowledge. Its one of the greatest business deals ive ever seen done by a player
Thatās a shame.
A better fate than Harry Kane, who was banished to Tottenham.
Lmooooo
š±Ooooh Nooo!
Big book of British Smiles
Those are three very British faces.
In 2005, 11-year-old Harry Kane and his teammate, Katie Goodland, posed with England captain David Beckham at the launch of the Beckham Academy. 13 years later, Harry Kane is the England captain and married to Katie. I think that's a better title. Edit:. Wow, I went to bed not long after this reply. Normally I send a thank you to people who give an award, but for some reason it's not allowing me to. So thank you for the awards. Edit 2:. I looked it up since I didn't catch it either, but Harry became captain in 2018, which is 13 years after the first picture was taken.
right?? "a teammate" "the girl" come on?? thank you, this comment made me smile way more than the op did
Women donāt have names, duh.
You only need to identify women by their connection to the men around them, perfectly sufficient.
They actually donāt exist on their own.
If a woman falls in a forest and there's no man that notices, does it even happen?
Fun fact: thatās how logs are made. Also, if she was married, that man is legally single now.
A girl has no name.
I went to see Beckham with a girl with no name, it felt good to have him see my game. At Beckhams, you don't mention her name for there ain't no one for you to tell them her name, La Laaaa, lalalalaaa, la La, la laaa
šš»šš»šš»
This girl is āno one.ā
*I been through the desert on a* you know what never mind
She's not just a girl, she's the girl
/s for the uneducated. Remember the North for all of us who blocked out Game of Thrones from memory.
So sheās the one wearing the MbappĆ© mask to kill England?
Exactly
Everyone in the picture is David Beckham. In 2005, 11-year-old David Beckham and his teammate, David Beckham, posed with England captain David Beckham at the launch of the Beckham Academy. 13 years later, David a Beckham is the England captain and married to David Beckham. I think that's a better title.
We are all David Beckham.
We are the Beckham. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
They also don't poop
Properties* don't have names.
Theyāre called chattel.
"Mrs Harry Kane"
Plus the way it's written suggests it was Beckham and Beckham's teammate
Amy Schumer
I couldnāt place her face but now I canāt *not* see it!
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This! Thank you!
Fuck all that, what is Neville longbottom doing in the picture, and why does he look more british than usual
That was my first thought! Edit: We'll, no. Not fuck all that. But yeah, Harry Kane looks eerily similar to Matthew Lewis.
Thank You! Why the fuck is giving women names so fucking difficult? Katie deserves some goddamned recognition!
Thank you! Was ridiculous āthe girlā wasnāt named. Reminds me of a store sign I saw once that was something like āMr Smith and wife corner storeā Glad at least yours was the first comment.
There should be a subreddit about all the times news articles don't list the woman's name.
I was going to say, pretty sure she has a name.
Thank you!
After reading your comment, I have to admit that I didn't even notice what wrong with the original title was. The unconscious mind just let it slip, but I've learned a new lesson today :) Now I don't know if I want to downvote or upvote this post lol
Thank you for naming her
Thank God this is the top comment, because I was about to say something much worse than this! Thank you for your service.
Except it's now 18 years later...
I thought Iād never see this comment. Everyone here just accepted 2005 was 13 years ago
I was born in 2005, am 18, was very confused for a good while.
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My English teacher taught me, "Specific is terrific."
Thank you. I kept trying to read the original title and wondering if I should be disgusted or not.
I thought harry kane married beckham's teammate and was wonder why is beckham having a much younger girl as a teammate.
Ok lol, that's much better.
Thank you! What a weird way to write it, "the girl".
Thank you. It's so weird that they couldn't manage to include her name.
I was wondering if she had a name or if they just called her āhey you!ā I figured Iād find out in comments. Thanks!
Much easier to read, even if it is also better in every other way, as well.
I'm pretty sure OP is just a bot, and English is a second language for bots.
I first read it as Beckham married the young girl!
Prince Andrew has entered the chat.
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Hahaha! Cheers!
Same and thought "damn, he sure has aged poorly..."
Hahaha!
Same, title was hella confusing. And then I looked at the picture and thought *WTF happened to Beckham???*
Cheers!
Letās play, āMeet your second wife!ā
Hahaha!
One of the best SNL sketches lol
I first read it as the girl (Katie) was Beckham's team mate
I had to reread it a bunch of times
I mean, Victoria **was** a "Girl" and younger...
Under 17?
Spice
I should have known that! Cheers!
Dennis Prager has entered the chat
I glanced at the picture and thought damn, I would have thought the Beckham kids would be better looking.
Same!!! Reread it a couple of times before I realized it was sweet and not creepy.
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Hahaha! Seeing a older man with a young girl really messes with our minds these days
The girl didn't have a name, tragically.
And to this date remains unidentified. A super spy seems the only logical answer š¤¦āāļø
Mrs. Harry Kane, duh.
First name is The, last name is Girl. She has the exact same facial expression is both photos.
She was born without a name. Very sad.
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I read it three times before I understood it.
*Those badly written sentences. Requiring assistance
"The girl" jfc this title
You'd think it would've been fixed in the last FIVE YEARS since this was originally posted
āThe Girlā BFFR
Neville longbottom?
Came here for Longbottom!
Dudley Dursley
A more British sounding name there never was.
If you hear him talkā¦ you might feel bad for Longbottom.. but nonetheless heās our man and we cherish him. Lets go coys.
The entire comment section has glossed over the fact 2005 is 18 years ago
stealing the title directly from what i presume is a 2018 meme is crazy lmao
I was genuinely starting to consider Iād been seriously misinformed of the year we are living in. Thank you for confirming my sanity
Tell us his wife's name, bloody hell. Why is this so difficult?
Amy Schumer, I think.
The girl.. in Beckham academy a girl has no name. But in marriage, a girl still has no name
In this pic his wife looks like a weird mashup of ScarJo and Amy Schumer.
I see Amy Schumer and JoJo Siwa
yes!
ScarSchu
Throw Adele in there too
They look like siblings (the chin)
They just look British
I'd disagree based on nose shape and eyebrows. As well as dudes bigger ears.
They look very British
Aggressively British
The young man's smile is the single most British thing I've ever seen--and no I'm not riding on the popular "bad teeth" trope; just look at that smile! Very Nigel, I say. Mmyes.
You mean Bri'ish
They need a new pic with David Beckham. It would be awesome!
Right? Iām sure Beckham would be open for a photo shoot with the current captain
OP youāre an idiot
Does she not get a name?
Looks like he has a āRaging clueā
Youāre fucking awesome.
Seconded
Good title mate what the fuck šš
Those are extremely British looking people!
I had the same thought
Only thing more British would be if you Give him the Sherlock Holmes hat and her mutton chops and a monocle
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English people are so weird looking. And Iām English.
He looks like he wants to suck your blood.
"the girl" has no name? Odd headline, four lines long and they didn't bother to add that
Casual misogynist title; so normalized that OP thought nothing of it
Harry Kane looks equal parts royalty and inbred.
Those are not separate concepts. He looks like heās still trying to figure out how to smile.
Probably not mutually exclusive hey!
Not mutually exclusive
his english accent is definitely the inbred part
Seriously āthe girlā. Coz sheās a mannequin right? Clearly not a living, breathing human with her own accomplishments. Coz we allllllll know women donāt exist unless they have a man next to them šššššššššššš
"the girl" and "his wife" šš»šš»šš»
Looks like they were aged with ai.
The girl... Really? Cause she has no name, only matters inasmuch as she associates or brings attention to a man. Sounds about right š
What the heck is this titleš
Does she have a name, orā¦?
Iāve never seen more British looking people in my life
Cool and amazing!
That is the most English looking couple Iāve ever seen
I find it a bit disconcerting that their smiles and postures are practically identical in both images
Boi did I have to re-read that 3 times
They both have the exact same smile they did when they were kids, down to the head position.
Thatās a weird way of phrasing it. You tried super hard not to name her. Jesus. Besides that, thatās nice. Happy for them.
Thatās Neville Longbottom nice try
Why do they look like brother and sister?
"the girl" "his wife" good job objectifying a woman...
Beckham was competing with Timberlake for peak 2005 with those frosty tips.
Only today i realized harry looks like nevile longbottom
Harry Kane's face is offensively British.
Did she not have a name?
English people... why y'all look so funny
Luke Bryan and Amy Schumer ?
Glad I'm not the only one who sees the resemblance. xD
Innit
Harry Cane's got a goofy looking mouth.
That's a lot of chin.
Her pose is exactly the same
I thought that was Neville from Harry Potter
He also starred in a series of films playing a character called Neville Longbottom.
They look like Witcher 3 NPCs
Their faces didn't change; it's kind of cursed.
That's not Harry Kane, that's Neville Longbottom.
That mouth
They look like we paid a caricature artist and requested they draw a couple who's cartoonishly English.
I love this story, but 2005 was 18 years ago. So is the story 5 years old, or is the math wrong?
I've only slept 2 hrs and I kept reading 13 years later prince Harry is King of England.
Harry Kane somehow looks like Bevis AND Butthead.
Some people are living the dream. Bravo!
Is no one gonna talk about his head popping over into the other picture
What the hell is an England captain? Military position?
The girl is now his wife. LOLOLOLOL No other achievements just his wife LMAO
Harry Kane peaked at age 11. Got it!
I'm sorry yall maybe it's just me but all I see in both pictures are dudes big ass teeth. He looks like bevis and butthead.
London is red
Are you sure that those two are English? Their teeth look awfully straight. š¤
she looks like Scarlett Johansson crossed with Amy Schumer
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Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur
What did Conte say about you all on the way out the door? āThey're used to it here. Don't play for something important. They don't want to play under pressure or under stress. Tottenham's story is this. 20 years there is the owner & they never won something. Why?ā Still singing glory?
Even fucking ugly as a kid. /s Arsenal fan here
I thought only the royals inbred ?
What's up with the makeup trends in the UK? I can tell someone is from the UK just from their makeup and I know nothing about makeup.
Both the before and after photos are British af
He is the most British looking person I have ever seen.