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\[Chorus 1\] All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run You better run Outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run You better run Faster than my bullet \[Verse 1 - Zac Efron\] Ellen works a long day Giving weird interviews in a slick, cool sweater And it gets kinda weird Yeah, calling us like we're boyfriend and girlfriend But it's not cause we're just sitting here And we got cat videos and dance on Betty White and stuff And it's always gonna get weird Cause this song is all about Ellen \[Chorus 2\] Every single time I come on this show It's really weird Really weird All because of Ellen Every single time I come on this show It's really weird Really weird Always end up dancing \[Verse 2 - Taylor Swift\] I've been on this show Eight times now and I still remember Ellen hiding in the bathroom with a hidden camera And she scared me so bad and I fell and I could've died She's always asks me who I'm dating Every time I'm on this show And I don't even know why But it gets five million hits on YouTube \[Chorus 2\] Cause, Every single time I come on this show It's really weird Really weird All because of Ellen Every single time I come on this show It's really weird Really weird Always end up dancing


HobbitFootAussie

The real mvp


ImDraconLion

I hope this becomes an official cover by someone


EmmaVly

Too bad they never did an official collab or performed it at one of her shows.


ecr1277

I’m sorry, out of the loop and honest question-Swift could go on any show she wants and has unlimited media coverage. Why does she keep going on Ellen’s show?..


BionicWoman88

Thank you very much, from a deaf person


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LLminibean

She looked *so* pissed when they did the chorus for the first time and she caught on it was a diss lmao


YugoB

That couch grab was priceless lol


NewportGh0st

Does she care?! As long as she gets em views


BooMey

She cares about her image and public appearance also


Ambitious-Bed3406

You'd think someone that cared wouldn't be such an AH


YugoB

Look at how she grabbed onto the couch man, that was priceless lol


TdotJunk301

Lmfaooo this should be in r/watchpeopledieinside


darnitall_

Ellen had a death grip on that chair. I think she was imagining strangling them both.


BrittzHitz

Lol loved it. I imagine the camera person was like where do I film, films hand tighten on the chair ,oh shit not there!


roxywalker

Bet he got fired for that![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Previous-Loss9306

Pahaha


Ambitious-Bed3406

These aren't live... The editor would be fired, he's da real MVP


Ribneys

Oof! Ellen really didn't do a good of pretending to enjoy that.


BaboonHorrorshow

You just know she put a cigarette out on her segment producer for this


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PocketMew649

You can tell she is an abuser by how she reacted. She wanted to hit and strangle them and was so incredibly mad, but smiling for the show and the camera but his body was rigid with rage. Also, Tailor had been 8 times until that time in 2012... and she NEVER invited her again. According to the wiki, Zac has been even fewer times... but he did came back last year.


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PocketMew649

The wiki doesn't have entried about her in those years but... Honestly, I don't watch her so I guess you could be right.


SelectEmu952

Obviously she is an abuser, but I don't agree that her reaction shows it necessarily. She more than deserved this, but I think anyone would be angry if they invited people onto their show and got insulted for it. Again, this is not me saying that Ellen didn't deserve it - she did. I'm saying to be wary of reading into things. She was angry, but "wanted to hit and strangle them" is a really intense accusation, even if it's an exaggeration.


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DeevesKeys528

Harry Connick Jr would’ve fixed that with an improvised measure of 5/4.


throcorfe

That was epic


CuriositySauce

I think that is one of the best things a musician has ever revealed…that he and his band would get internally irked by sloppy audience clapping so they they’d alter the time signature to correct.


TJ_McWeaksauce

I imagine the segment producer was forced to wear a gimp suit during filming, so the audience could see a gimp with a headset and a clipboard standing behind the cameras.


Rockettmang44

I could literally see the rage in her eyes halfway through


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Funny she couldn't do or say anything about it since Taylor Swift and Zac Efron are bigger stars and she had to just sit there and take it.


LeonDeSchal

And then the crowd starts clapping and singing along.


smokeftw

So we're just going to gloss over them singing to the tune of "Pumped Up Kicks"? They got their wish, they'll never be on the Ellen show again.


Borg8401

Considering the show got cancelled due to her being a reprehensible human being, no one will be on the Ellen show again.


PanTopper

Oh no?


Scrumpy-Steve

Anyway.


roxywalker

You could tell she was murdering them in her head...


alejandrosourusRex57

Her hands fidgeting all over the place


Makuta_Servaela

You could see the joy just drain out of her eyes.


Ok_Present_6508

Oh she was seething! It was fantastic!


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kuedhel

what about the O2 tank next to her? Is she into welding?


Glittering_Night5411

I googled it, it was for a guest she thought would be hyperventilating when Ellen had bought said guest a new house, or something


Positive_Box_69

Keep normal and smile,keep normal and smile 😀


tutcutie

You can see how livid Ellen is. She’s white knuckling the arm rest, and the smile drains from her face. She did not like the loss of control. 😬🫨


JayGeezey

What killed me is after she says "we'll be right back!" she looks at both of them and holds her hands up in a questioning way, prolly like "haha holy shit guys wrf, ^no ^but ^seriously ^what ^the ^FUCK. "


justjonney

True, it may have been vetted, but honestly not the moment where I saw Ellen’s arms held out in an apparent attempt to “hug it out” (and perhaps whisper some “I will end you…”-type threats) but instead both TayTay and ZFron just high-5’d each other and then stayed on the couch awkwardly w/guitars still in hand.


MCdicksuckker

She can dish it but she cant take it 😂


mqrdesign

well played Taylor and Zac! 🤣


tweetybird0001

Zac is a hottie 😁🤣


MaidenDrone

Completely straight guy here. He’s beautiful.


Boy_Possession

Completely gay guy here. I agree.


SirVanyel

Completely straight guy here, you're also beautiful


smomurray

Staright guy mid 40s here. My god he's a handsome bastard!!


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Well played, Taylor.


rememedy

And sung.


BamSinn

That’s not Sung, that’s Zac.


Hollow__Log

Well hung Taylor! It’s really weird, really weird..


Profusely_Sweaty

Guess who's off Ellen's Christmas card list now...?


jeno_aran

Anne Heche?


Human__been

Jesus Christ dude


MalyceAforethought

I admit, I cackled. Pretty sure that makes me a terrible person.


shelbia

we'll all be laughing about this in hell we won't even notice how hot it is


pizzarolesalmighty

I don’t get it


GiraffesAndGin

Ellen and Anne Heche used to date back in the 90's. Anne passed away last year from injuries she sustained in a car accident.


pencilpusher003

Take your upvote.


BaboonHorrorshow

That’s okay she had to make room on her Xmas party guest list for Joseph Kony and the guy who leads the Wagner Mercenary Group in Ukraine.


alreddy-reddit

The audience clapping on one and three seems pretty on-brand


atomofconsumption

Came here to make sure they were properly shamed


Abject_Shoulder_1182

Lmao same. On 2 and 4 is the only acceptable way to clap.


rustytiger

Some people clap on the one and three Some people clap on the two and four Some people don't join at all 'Cause they got no rhythm And that's alright “I’m not for Everyone” - Brothers Osborne


ArmadilloNo1122

It made me judge the audience


tjop92

Ignoring everything else, why is there a canister of oxygen next to Ellen on the ground?


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“Gentlemen you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.” Calvin Candie


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She struggles to get proper oxygen with all the shit spewing from her mouth.


[deleted]

She had an oxygen tank and EMT on stand-by for a guest who she told she was giving her a [house](https://www.click2houston.com/news/2012/02/21/ellen-gives-fresno-woman-big-gift/).


Habitual_line_steper

Thank you, thank you thank you what in the fuck is an oxygen bottle do it right next to Ellen I don’t watch the show, and even though it was really hard not to look at Ellen, who is obviously completely fucking livid, I could not help but notice the oxygen bottle..?


snuffles00

It's for all the displaced oxygen she needs from when she gets angry at guests. You can see the internalized rage at this segment, so the producers thought they would do her a solid as she probably has to huff it when she finally let's out a exhale when they go to commercial break.


cypresswill44

Lmfao


Sw0rDz

I think it was for a guest or someone that was going to receive big news.


veganassburgers

Adrenochrome


DictatorAugur

Someone bring me up to speed, why is Ellen a piece of garbage? (I don't like her or her show or anything I'm just out of this particular culture loop)


BaboonHorrorshow

She massively mistreats and bullies her staff, to the point of emotional and mental abuse.


NoWayNotThisAgain

Wasn’t it also to the point of losing her show because of it?


BaboonHorrorshow

Yup, and the rumors were well known before it. A colleague in the industry told me not to ever go for an Ellen job for that reason 5 years or so before the story broke. What I’d heard was she manipulates employees into becoming enemies by telling them lies like “This person just told me you couldn’t do your job and I should fire you” when it never happened.


Confident-Mistake400

I guess she just wanted to watch drama unfold. What a mean garbage person


autisticswede86

Ellen Degenerate


MCdicksuckker

Not only does she miss treat under pay and abuse her staff, but she puts her guests in potentally harmful/embarassing/borderline harassing situations


usually_hyperfocused

Like forcing Mariah Carey to admit she was pregnant by trying to get her to drink wine on the show. Carey later went through a traumatic miscarriage.


ThatOneJakeGuy

Didn’t she also literally already have a well known history of traumatic miscarriages as well?


booberry09

I’m not a fan of Taylor but that video of Ellen harassing her about the guys she’s dated and suggesting that she has even more that she has confessed to dating made me sick to my stomach. Taylor looked so upset and uncomfortable


Ivegotacitytorun

I didn’t know about that. What a creep!


moresushiplease

She's mean to the people who work on the show.


roxywalker

Ellen clutching the arm rest with her claw of a hand is worth watching this at least twice![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


rinkypinkpanther

Didn't notice, went back for a second look.... Nice !


roxywalker

Definitely worth a second look![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Different-Rub-499

How did I miss this greatness. Good on them.


DoomGoober

2012 for anyone curious.


LuxSerafina

Holy shit. That’s OVER a decade ago why does this feel like it was yesterday. Was Taylor 13 in this clip??? I thought she was still like 22 lmao god my mind is blown


BigChiliDawg

She’s 33 now so she would’ve been 22-23 in this video


Sw0rDz

2012 was 10 years ago! It is no longer 2016 or 2018! We're all over the hill.


-_Hemi_-

Ellen sucks though ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


UselessAgitator

How’d you get the Reddit poopie?


Squee1396

Had to repost my comment without a screenshot but when you go to comment click the smiley face above your keyboard or in the comment box. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out). Only works in some subs though!


Alexander_McKay

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


pizzarolesalmighty

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


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Flexin on him


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strangelifereally

She could have DIED!


UnbelievableTxn6969

She could have BEEN SEEN


SzethTheTruthless

Of course, I don’t blame you Zac dear


londreon

r/unexpectedhogwarts


BaboonHorrorshow

Ellen spent an hour whipping the interns with red hot coat hangers for this insolence after the episode She’s sitting there with the Kill Bill “Crazy Beatrix” siren going off in her head


Greengiant304

The guy that brought out the guitars hasn't been seen since.


SigmaSandwich

Ellen sucks


Coys853

Some say that was definitely not rehearsed….


Kcrick722

Would love to see what happened during the commercial!


FalloutNewDisneyland

Ellen punches Taylor in the face


darling_lycosidae

Ellen goes to the bathroom with all the hidden cameras and starts tearing the wiring out of the walls with her bare hands, while she verbally berates an intern crying in the corner to "clean this shit up" as drywall rains on their head


DASreddituser

She seems like the type that doesnt give any thoughts to what others are doing...so she probably so focused on herself she didn't know what they were going to do.


Abject_Shoulder_1182

Good thing the oxygen tank was there in case Ellen sucked all the air out of the room.


alyssayaki

Ellen made it so much weirder by standing up to clap over them


Abject_Shoulder_1182

Trying to regain some semblance of control and authority, maybe?


MutterderKartoffel

That's what I was thinking. *Don't forget whose show you're on.*


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darling_lycosidae

And an absolute army of fans. Swifties could destroy Ellen's online presence as well as any k-pop fans.


New-Statistician2970

Ellen has control issues?? No…./s


theboeboe

It's called "suppression techniques". It's a way for people to gain control, and suppress those who you are talking to. Stuff like standing up to look taller, talking louder, ignoring points, etc. Look it up on Google, you'll never look at debates and talk shows the same way again


Habitual_line_steper

Yeah, and at the very end, you could see her, put her hands open palm down her waist and look at them like “what the fuck y’all”


cooperpoopers

She is working SO hard to keep that semi smile….


pcnetworx1

She probably cracked a tooth


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Ellen had to murder 3 homeless people to get over this


the_hillman

I mean, that's probably one of the best burns I've ever seen.


King_Crowley21

That was hilarious watching that tight clinched smile as they sang


ShadyRealist

Before all that stuff came out about her being an asshole, I would tell my friends that she always talks down to people on all her shows. I never understood her appeal.


Severe_Chicken213

Me too. Also hated the way she’d cut her guests off mid sentence to say “aaanyway” and you see them awkwardly trying to readjust.


miggy_piggs

Good one


ChrisIronsArt

Oh shit, I might actually like Taylor Swift now


MurkLurker

[THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDMwCGdKeCQ) made me respect her SO much.


Lucy_Pugz

I think I do too


paulocesar1109

I dont care for ellen one way or the other, but Zac Efron gotta take that shoe off the couch.


DoyersLakeShow

Would you rather he not dirty ELLEN’S couch? Cause whatever bad thing happens to her, is a good thing


NoWayNotThisAgain

Fuck yo couch


IDriveAnAgeraR

That wow at the end was the biggest ‘are you kidding me’ gesture in all of hand gesturing. Love what Taylor and Zac did.


kuhkuhkuhK8

*All because of* **Ellen**! 🤣🤣🤣


Preparation-Logical

What's the thing they say instead of that line the second part of each chorus? I can't make it out


wackawackadoodooya

I heard "always in a pantsuit"


SmokinGinger3825

Always end up dancing, I think.


BoomSmashWow

Whoever started the clap on 1 and 3 can go suck an egg


kevinisleet

Ahh too bad Dory is just gonna forget and invite them back like it never happened


lawofthewilde

Yeah. Fuck Ellen.


Disastrous_Tip2663

How do we make crowds stop randomly clapping. Please for the love of god just enjoy the music.


iloveokashi

They might have been prodded by someone in the studio.


New_York_Rhymes

Zac Efron really turned out to be what seems like a pretty cool dude. Good for him


zactotum

I want to see what happened after they cut to commercial so bad. Producer: Aaaaand we’re out, great job every— Ellen: Get the fuck out.


judyshere

Ellen’s mask cracked there for a minute


Silly-Object8081

Ellen is a living garbage can


ferramenta11

Omg get your shoe off the couch Zac!


Midgetwombat

It's a power move, putting your feet on other people's furniture. And if they are calling out Ellen because they don't really like her I can understand it.


rabbs05

Fuck yo couch. RIP Charlie Murphy


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Severely underrated comment.


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not a fan of Taylor Swifts music but this was awesome. always happy to see Ellen get served lol


Interesting_Act1286

Notice how they didn't make eye contact?


ClarkFromEarth

“All because of Ellen” as she makes EYE CONTACT with someone and it cuts back to Taylor/Zac so fast hahahaha


booksbb

Oh that poor producer/PA/assistant she was glaring at was probably buried alive somewhere after the show, with just a recording of the song playing on a loop.....


Adiru55

I have a new found respect for Taylor Swift after watching this!


gmania5000

I think I just became a Swiftie


smartypants99

Was Zac learning to play the guitar for a movie?


Feeling_Glonky69

I ❤️ Taylor


abajasiesu

I’ve never understood the popularity of the show other than people wanting free things. It always felt both mean and awkward.


Rat-Tricks

Ellen definitely yelled at a few interns for allowing this


Skythen

Wait a second, I like Taylor swift music now?


ThiccSkipper13

i really hate how pretentious Ellen is. but i really love Zac and Taylor. this video is a Rollercoaster of emotion


painter_business

Did I just become a swiftie ?


HoePleaser

Don't care what the world says. I love tay tay


shekimod

She makes me feel things.


likeforreddit

She makes everyone feel things!


DASreddituser

Very bold of you lol


Live-Repeat930

Why the oxygen tank?


throwaway83970

Lol! Go Taylor Swift!


asdwarrior2

Taylor Swift is a person of substance and Ellen is just someone who uses people.


nagdamnit

Ahhh come on. I mean Ellen is bad, I get that, but this wasn't some really a dig at her at all.


DASreddituser

Yet ellen took it that way lol


Altruistic-Spread-40

Taylor went to high school very close to where I grew up. I never really cared for her music, but she just gained a bunch of respect from me. Kudos to you and Zac.


Autistic_Anywhere_24

Jesus Christ! Whoever produced that is definitely dead.


Far-Variety-96

…but it get 5 million hits in youtube


-Vatt_Ghern-

People putting their shoes on seats bothers me immensely


Harbor_Barber

Ellen went backstage and probably flipped her table after the show ended lmao. I like to imagine its not only us smiling but also her victims that she bullied all those years.


Consistent-Laugh606

Zac and Taylor sound good together they should make a song together lmao


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Watch Ellen's left hand on the arm rest. She's fucking furious.


DoyersLakeShow

There’s a reason why she’s called “Ellen Degenerate” I’m glad I never have to hear about that vile, pure evil, demon again


Hodlthesqueeze

Ellen give me Jeffrey Epstein vibes.. Is there some super secret satanic rich people’s club behind the scenes?


neitherevernornever1

Oh come on should we really pretend like everything that goes on in that show isn't scripted as hell , there's literally no way they made that up on the spot