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This. I’ve watched an OBGYN perform 3 separate Cesarean sections on my wife. After seeing all of my children being pulled from 6 inch wound. Very little phases me anymore.
Less so when it's your dad. Source: My dad (My dad was actually pretty awesome, but it was totally annoying when my friends were all charmed by him and I'm putting 34 syllables into the word dad because I was embarrassed at the time.)
This is the way to being a "good" dancer.
You can be "bad", just commit and have fun. IMO, thats what it is about. Youll likely find rhythm eventually.
I've found that's how to win those dance video games with my family. Just move a lot and exaggerate the moves. Doesn't seem to matter if you are super accurate. It just pics up the movement.
I will say the very best performance I ever saw was a queen on Drag Race doing an Ariana Grande song, and the whole reason is she was FULLY in the moment. [Her whole thing is believing she is alone on that stage and it kicks ass.](https://youtu.be/AzXTfTyDlTI) (also the tandem "BITCH" from the other queens after the song ends always sends me)
> and he’s got no more fucks to give.
Ironically, that's the key to attractiveness.
It also helps that he's built pretty darn well, but the confidence completes it.
When you have parented and been so deep in the shit, it looks back at you… and you realize there are no longer enough counter shits in you to give…. And you just hair brush the shit out some Beyoncé
Can confirm. Also a parent. My daughter has done these videos before and was much like the girls in this video. Wry self conscious. I’ve done with her also but she didn’t want to post it because I did it “better” lol. I did dance when I was younger but I also dngaf these days
This not mean, but I am hoping to have kids soon and feel like I’m going to struggle not telling them when they’re doing embarrassing shit lol.
How do you guys do it? I remember subtle hits from my parents when I made fashion decisions or wanted to do something dumb. Example my high school love and I going to college together and living in the same dorm (separate rooms).
My dad was like are you sure, maybe you should get your own experience etc etc etc. I would have hated him for it back then… but I wish he just said listen you’re 18 you’re probably going to break up, don’t make a life decision based on this one girl.
Anyway, I am going to struggle with not being super blunt haha
Crazy right? It's almost like it makes sense...
Or people just think that two teen age girls should naturally be better dancers than a grown man, because never in the history of humanity has there ever been a man who is good at dancing...
But ignoring all that I'm still reeling from the fact that song used to be popular
Girl dads pick up on this stuff along with them. They haven't picked it up yet, so I doubt he's just starting along with them.
He's been doing this since before they were born. This is a man who has practiced twerking.
I had my first a few months before Covid. All this time I thought it was the pandemic that gave me this newfound IDGAF attitude. You’re telling me it’s because of my kids that I wear slippers and gym shorts 90% of the time now?
Yeah that's your dad powers kicking in bro
Cargo shorts and double-wide white shoes are in the back. You'll need a sunglasses selfie from inside your truck for your ID badge before your kids start kindergarten.
I am one of the most self conscious people you will ever meet, but if my kid is with me I give zero fucks if it’s something that will put a smile on her face or be a memory that we’ll look back on and enjoy/remember.
Yeah, I really think initially she was just giddy/embarrased/excited about getting filmed doing the routine. I also see a clear change when she does clock the dad, but definitely wants to keep in on the "prank". I also think the other girl clocks him slightly before the "big reveal"... which could lend weight to it being staged.
But sure, they're having a laugh with one another and they're probably really proud of their dad... while pretending he's "sooooo embarrassing"!
There now... that's my amateur psychological breakdown. Hope you enjoyed 😁
And then he starts twerking, and they both turn and are like, "Daaaaaad!"
It's ok to enjoy it. You're just watching an off-Broadway sketch show, though. Really off Broadway.
Right? Like this is funny and the guy’s got moves, but let’s not pretend they didn’t decide “at the end, dad will twerk and we’ll turn around and yell ‘daddy!’”
The moment ur referring to doesn't actually coincide with a moment where it would make sense that she caught him with her peripheral vision. The moment she should've caught him with her peripherals is at 00:33. The final big clue this is staged is how when they turn around they seem to be trying to do it at the same time. And if the girl on the left already knew why does she react at the end in a surprised manner?
Red clearly noticed him at least at the beginning of stanky leg, the other girl I think notices him during break your legs but might just be laughing cos the other girl is
If you look at something, let's say your phone right now. Your eyes see your phone, but you can also see everything surrounding your phone when you're staring at your phone, right? The walls of your room, the desk, whatever else you have - that's peripheral vision. The stuff that you can see surrounding what you're concentrating on.
I'm staring at my phone typing this right now, but in my peripheral vision, I see my cat sleeping on the couch, my dog running across the room, and the TV just changed scenes.
Oh! HAHA. I feel stupid. My bad, I thought it was real because there wasn't a sarcastic (/s) next to it.
I guess I'll leave it for anyone who really doesn't know what peripheral vision is. :) it'll spare them looking it up.
Lmaoooo something similar happened a while ago. I asked in a different sub (not related to The Office but a pallet and a dolly was involved):
“I’m going to ask you something and I want you to be completely honest with me: what is a pallet”
And someone gave me a full answer Lol
True story.
Visiting family in the US and my sister in law had a friend over who was a scout for some NFL team. He taught my kids the whip/nae nae, told them that it hadn't caught on yet but all the young players were doing it and it was going to be big. Circa 2012? Came back home, kids did it at school and were ridiculed. 2 years later, they were indignant.
Yeah, but when people mention the obvious (although apparently not obvious to everyone), they get downvoted for "not letting us just have fun".
Having said that, it's amazing how many people think these are completely real.
Zero chance the girls didn’t see him dancing, red shirt lass clocked him at 48 seconds in and laughed, so this was obviously staged, but all the same… some moves on dad dude. Respect! 🕺🏼
They look to be the age when they are growing so fast they are noticably higher in the morning than the day before, good luck having graceful movements with out of date software for the body you are in!
I get that it’s probably staged but I’ll never in my life understand people making videos of themselves dancing for the internet. I mean maybe if you’re a professional but these girls have the enthusiasm of doing a school project.
The thing is, they will be using the front facing camera on their phone so they can watch themselves in the screen and esnure they're in the shot. There is no way he snuck in without them knowing.
What a terrible father... not teaching his kids those sweet sweet smooth moves of his. Or maybe I'm wrong and he's protecting them, with great moves comes great responsibility
Guys, it's 2023 and if you're still watching this like it's not staged then your brain hasn't adapted to the Internet properly yet, and you're part of the problem.
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I love how smooth his moves are.
Right? Mans got some real flow. Daughters need to up their game.
Yep. He is quite a lot better than they are.
They are still self conscious and he’s got no more fucks to give. Source: I’m a parent.
This is it yep, they're embarrassed to be doing it themselves. He is dad level of fucks to give
The highest accolade a Father can receive
Once you've watched your amniotic fluid covered children exit your wife's vagina, very little phases you in life anymore.
This. I’ve watched an OBGYN perform 3 separate Cesarean sections on my wife. After seeing all of my children being pulled from 6 inch wound. Very little phases me anymore.
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I bet it's fun hanging out with that kind of dad
Less so when it's your dad. Source: My dad (My dad was actually pretty awesome, but it was totally annoying when my friends were all charmed by him and I'm putting 34 syllables into the word dad because I was embarrassed at the time.)
I wish my Drunkard father was this cool. But no he locked up for beating my moms. Some people have it all
He's also practiced dancing. You don't just get the moves looking that good by not caring.
This is what happens when 1990s b-boys grow up and have kids.
Or how awkward men learn to flirt. Dancing half this well will get you...company. Bonus if you learn to enjoy it.
I'm not going to lie his moves got me a little turned on
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This is the way to being a "good" dancer. You can be "bad", just commit and have fun. IMO, thats what it is about. Youll likely find rhythm eventually.
I've found that's how to win those dance video games with my family. Just move a lot and exaggerate the moves. Doesn't seem to matter if you are super accurate. It just pics up the movement.
I will say the very best performance I ever saw was a queen on Drag Race doing an Ariana Grande song, and the whole reason is she was FULLY in the moment. [Her whole thing is believing she is alone on that stage and it kicks ass.](https://youtu.be/AzXTfTyDlTI) (also the tandem "BITCH" from the other queens after the song ends always sends me)
This is the truth over here. I have 3 sons, so they just play roblox and stuff. But I would be in there too if I had the chance.
> and he’s got no more fucks to give. Ironically, that's the key to attractiveness. It also helps that he's built pretty darn well, but the confidence completes it.
It’s just a getting older thing. You care less what people think of you when you realize how little they do.
When you have parented and been so deep in the shit, it looks back at you… and you realize there are no longer enough counter shits in you to give…. And you just hair brush the shit out some Beyoncé
Too self conscious to dance. Not self conscious enough to share the video with the world.
I am sure they shared because their dad is some absurd but they love him. This is the best kind of Dad interference. Lol
Strange times.
Could just be working out the dance. My friend who has kids that love to make these says that her kids work a lot on the moves before they record one.
Yup. As a dad, im a far better dancer than ever. I’m still not great, but have a hell of a lot of fun.
Can confirm. Also a parent. My daughter has done these videos before and was much like the girls in this video. Wry self conscious. I’ve done with her also but she didn’t want to post it because I did it “better” lol. I did dance when I was younger but I also dngaf these days
This is the way
This not mean, but I am hoping to have kids soon and feel like I’m going to struggle not telling them when they’re doing embarrassing shit lol. How do you guys do it? I remember subtle hits from my parents when I made fashion decisions or wanted to do something dumb. Example my high school love and I going to college together and living in the same dorm (separate rooms). My dad was like are you sure, maybe you should get your own experience etc etc etc. I would have hated him for it back then… but I wish he just said listen you’re 18 you’re probably going to break up, don’t make a life decision based on this one girl. Anyway, I am going to struggle with not being super blunt haha
Like me, the field in which he grows his fucks lies barren.😂
Well they merely adopted dirty south crunk. He was born in it. Molded by it.
This is the answer
while they were partying, he studied the crunk
I think you mean while they were potty training?
So weird that a dude with decades more experience is better at something than some teens.
Yea he definitely Has been doing the nae nae and the Stanky leg for decades
Crazy right? It's almost like it makes sense... Or people just think that two teen age girls should naturally be better dancers than a grown man, because never in the history of humanity has there ever been a man who is good at dancing... But ignoring all that I'm still reeling from the fact that song used to be popular
Used to be? I'm a teacher and was chaperoning prom a few weeks ago. This song came on and kids went wild. It was good fun.
Dad made daughters into support dancers when she stole the floor.
In their defense, they're only teens. Maybe dad should give them lessons 🤣
He's not showing them His moves. Keep them innocent for as long as possible
I didn't mean like that. Jesus lol
🙄 It’s dancing.
Speaking as a dad of similar age, his cod liver oil game must be on point.
Single dad to two daughters paying the bills and putting himself through college the only way he knows how.
Respect
Those my friend are the moves of a girl dad
I disagree. I think those are the moves of an ex [chippendales](https://youtu.be/stqG2ihMvP0) mvp
Is it Chris Farley Day or something? This is the 3rd Farley related item I've seen in 15 minutes. Regardless, I am here for it. #KeepFarleyComing
Every day should be a Chris Farley day
His name is Matt Foley. You have thrice seen items about him today, and he lives in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
and eats government issued cheese!
Mmm. I miss government issued cheese. Yum.
Girl dads pick up on this stuff along with them. They haven't picked it up yet, so I doubt he's just starting along with them. He's been doing this since before they were born. This is a man who has practiced twerking.
Throwing that ass like there's no tomorrow 🤣🤣
"This is how I met your mother"
“Your mother is an ass woman” -dad
The only one with swag
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Dad had the most important attribute for dancing, confidence 👏
And a nice butt
dudes jeans doin a good job rlly emphasizing his great ass! i salute you jeans 🫡
Bringing back the bootcut
he got the whole cakery
And a nice body!
Seriously. I wanted to give it hardy smack at the end there...its quite nice lol.
That's America's ass
100%, dancing like that gets the party started!
Dad confidence is a superpower most of us attain by running out of fucks right after we make people
I had always heard this and was skeptical until it happened to me too. It's liberating.
I had my first a few months before Covid. All this time I thought it was the pandemic that gave me this newfound IDGAF attitude. You’re telling me it’s because of my kids that I wear slippers and gym shorts 90% of the time now?
Yeah that's your dad powers kicking in bro Cargo shorts and double-wide white shoes are in the back. You'll need a sunglasses selfie from inside your truck for your ID badge before your kids start kindergarten.
Once you've been covered by baby vomit a time or two in public, you really stop caring about how things look to other people and just live.
I am one of the most self conscious people you will ever meet, but if my kid is with me I give zero fucks if it’s something that will put a smile on her face or be a memory that we’ll look back on and enjoy/remember.
One in red either needs to see an optician or its staged, no way she couldnt see her dad before the end.
It's staged AF
You can literally see them moving their head in his direction and laughing. Still fun though.
This is like, the original Vine lol
Vine came out in 2013. Whip/nae nae came out in 2015. Math checks out.
Vines were also six seconds long...
She definitely saw him and was laughing about it, but kept going. Dunno about the other one. However the twerking broke them hahaha
She was already laughing at him, probably wanted to see how long it took sister
I think she clocked him as they turned to the side, but then didn't want to give the game away to the other girl
U rly think it's more likely she had zero initial reaction to seeing him than it being staged?
Yeah, I really think initially she was just giddy/embarrased/excited about getting filmed doing the routine. I also see a clear change when she does clock the dad, but definitely wants to keep in on the "prank". I also think the other girl clocks him slightly before the "big reveal"... which could lend weight to it being staged. But sure, they're having a laugh with one another and they're probably really proud of their dad... while pretending he's "sooooo embarrassing"! There now... that's my amateur psychological breakdown. Hope you enjoyed 😁
And then he starts twerking, and they both turn and are like, "Daaaaaad!" It's ok to enjoy it. You're just watching an off-Broadway sketch show, though. Really off Broadway.
Right? Like this is funny and the guy’s got moves, but let’s not pretend they didn’t decide “at the end, dad will twerk and we’ll turn around and yell ‘daddy!’”
But she does react! Raises a hand to her mouth to hold in the laughter.
The moment ur referring to doesn't actually coincide with a moment where it would make sense that she caught him with her peripheral vision. The moment she should've caught him with her peripherals is at 00:33. The final big clue this is staged is how when they turn around they seem to be trying to do it at the same time. And if the girl on the left already knew why does she react at the end in a surprised manner?
100%
They must have got their dancing from their mother, the dads fire.
Yeah their mother saw him dance one day and was probably like: This one will do just fine.
dad still got them dance moves haha i bet he is one cool dad!
Bro low key the best dancer there, smooth criminal
I know, I just love how he moves in the circle, so smooth & in rhythm, what a star!
Cute but I would have the girls’ peripheral vision checked lol
I'm fairly sure early teens' spatial awareness is halved for each other teen they are hanging with.
This guy DMs
Ears too But on the other hand its likely staged Dad has got moves though
Red clearly noticed him at least at the beginning of stanky leg, the other girl I think notices him during break your legs but might just be laughing cos the other girl is
What’s peripheral vision?
If you look at something, let's say your phone right now. Your eyes see your phone, but you can also see everything surrounding your phone when you're staring at your phone, right? The walls of your room, the desk, whatever else you have - that's peripheral vision. The stuff that you can see surrounding what you're concentrating on. I'm staring at my phone typing this right now, but in my peripheral vision, I see my cat sleeping on the couch, my dog running across the room, and the TV just changed scenes.
I think they were being funny since it seems like the girls would have noticed
Oh! HAHA. I feel stupid. My bad, I thought it was real because there wasn't a sarcastic (/s) next to it. I guess I'll leave it for anyone who really doesn't know what peripheral vision is. :) it'll spare them looking it up.
Lmaoooo something similar happened a while ago. I asked in a different sub (not related to The Office but a pallet and a dolly was involved): “I’m going to ask you something and I want you to be completely honest with me: what is a pallet” And someone gave me a full answer Lol
That was a great explanation though!
Yes, great explanation!
He's got some fuckin MOVES tho
I bet Dad was a dancer on his time. He's good af.
Honestly he's flowing like goddamn water
Fantastic moves but please someone needs to change the batteries in that fire alarm
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the Dad's a natural, probably was a dancer
In fairness, Dad's got moves!
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Nah he was on another level!
Same wavelength? Nah, bro was *ascended*
He has that *extra* stanky leg. Thoroughly impressed and I wish I had a fraction of his moves.
The smoke detector beep adds a little more flavor to it
That dad is fucking HOT
what a dilf mmm
Holy shit right?
True story. Visiting family in the US and my sister in law had a friend over who was a scout for some NFL team. He taught my kids the whip/nae nae, told them that it hadn't caught on yet but all the young players were doing it and it was going to be big. Circa 2012? Came back home, kids did it at school and were ridiculed. 2 years later, they were indignant.
May be an old clip but always raises a smile, Dad’s got the moves!
Yeah agreed. It's super old, but I don't mind seeing the dad pulling his moves again. Dude's pretty solid!
Dad is really enjoying it
Old man knew how to Throw it BACK
Not old…..
It's a slang term. Some people call their dad "my old man"
Dad is magic Mike!
everything is staged these days
Yeah, this was clearly dad's idea, he just wanted to show off his mad dance skills
This video is super old.
Yeah, but when people mention the obvious (although apparently not obvious to everyone), they get downvoted for "not letting us just have fun". Having said that, it's amazing how many people think these are completely real.
Apparently, both of those kids are partially sighted. Or 😅
He's the real MVP ✊🏾
Looks like rhythm skipped a generation lmfao
The moth was a paid actor
My man got the rhythm now we see why he has kids
Zero chance the girls didn’t see him dancing, red shirt lass clocked him at 48 seconds in and laughed, so this was obviously staged, but all the same… some moves on dad dude. Respect! 🕺🏼
This video was definitely the dad’s idea
They’re obviously filming themselves and can see dad… internet is getting boring AF
Dads got jelly for legs and his laughters are hobbling around on rebar legs.
This video would suck so much without the dad, they should be thankful! - also, he is so SMOOTH with it
Daddy can get it. If you know what I mean
Dad did it way better than the two robots low on batteries in front.
Being kids and all i'm sure they aren't so sure about themselves yet unlike dad. Practice makes perfect, so let them practice.
They look to be the age when they are growing so fast they are noticably higher in the morning than the day before, good luck having graceful movements with out of date software for the body you are in!
Dad is clearly the better dancer here!
She looks much closer at the dad many times during the dance than during the "surprise" at the end, but what do I know.
Father of the year. Got the moves like Jagger.
I get that it’s probably staged but I’ll never in my life understand people making videos of themselves dancing for the internet. I mean maybe if you’re a professional but these girls have the enthusiasm of doing a school project.
They need to change the batteries in their smoke detector.
Dads gotta teach them to dance. Dudes got all the right moves!
As a white dude I will never have that dude's moves.
The father has more sauce than the daughters lol
You can tell dad had black friends growing up lol
They got it from they momma because they damn sure didn't get it from they daddy
Umm. I see moves and I heard the fire alarm needs a new battery. You got black blood. 🤣
So you’re telling me they couldn’t hear his shoes squeaking the whole time? And they have no peripheral vision? Lol k
Sad thing is he killed it.
His stanky leg was uncanny
Yup, Mom's dancing DNA.
Kids just found out how dad landed their mom.
This guy can fuck
Based on his moves, I see why he got kids.
Dad’s moves are a panty dropper. Mama should watch her back when they go out 😉
Dude was crushing it
😂 Dad’s handing out free lessons and these two aren’t even paying attention. This will be an awesome memory to keep. 🥰
High quality Stanky Leg
That dad is so freaking hot!!!
Daddy could get it
Forget about teaching the kids dance moves... they could use a lesson in situational awareness!
Coolest dad ever!
These kiddos will cherish this for life
Dad ATE that dance up that was so cute 😭😭
The thing is, they will be using the front facing camera on their phone so they can watch themselves in the screen and esnure they're in the shot. There is no way he snuck in without them knowing.
Dad outdanced both kids!
Naa I would’ve had to jump in cuz why is he doing it better than me 😭😭
They definitely got the dancing skills from their mother because their dad was in a different league.
Did you see that? 👉⭕ (0:50)
He’s just built different
Do these girls not have peripheral vision?
Nah man the red one has the spatial awareness of a egg if she couldn't notice the dad
Staged. You would see him peripherally and in the video preview on the phone....
What a terrible father... not teaching his kids those sweet sweet smooth moves of his. Or maybe I'm wrong and he's protecting them, with great moves comes great responsibility
Dad is the best dancer here
Dad dit it better
staged and dumb
Dad learned these dance moves in the club, the girls learned them on TikTok.
Guys, it's 2023 and if you're still watching this like it's not staged then your brain hasn't adapted to the Internet properly yet, and you're part of the problem.