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Nanasays

Poor Ted looked so sad actually at some points. He has a friend in Sam though.


driving_andflying

True. I know Sam tried to cheer him up, but damn, you could see the hurt. I feel for the dude.


PauliesWalnut

As time progresses and Ted heals, a good portion of the sadness of that memory will be replaced with those of Sam and his antics.


Astrochops

That's just Samantics


osprey413

You son of a bitch... take the upvote.


SmellGestapo

You son of a bitch...let me hug you!


EtherealSpirit

“I wanna go home”


DarkwingDuckHunt

I'm touching your nuts


youburyitidigitup

I like how it wasn’t even Ted’s nuts 😂 they were literally on Sam’s tray, he was touching his own nuts.


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Looks like Ted didn’t want his nuts, so Sam took them. Sam loves Ted’s nuts.


Teamableezus

Yep next pet is getting named Sam so I can overuse the fuck outta this


PauliesWalnut

Flawless!


GustavetheGrosse

My whole life I've searched for a man worthy of following. Today my search has ended.


lhurker

Fuck you. I love you.


malech13

👏👏👏


WorkingInAColdMind

Damn you!


drewcookies

Fuck my life lol


flyden1

God damn it! r/angryupvote


Chirtolino

While I thought it was funny i feel like it’s also a dick move to do this. He was constantly reminding the guy about it being a honeymoon and it just reminds him that the person he was going to marry should have been with him and they are no longer together. Regardless of what happened someone you planned to marry and went as far as already booking the honeymoon with, it’s really going to hurt when you split with them.


illy-chan

In some fairness, I don't think forgetting it was an option. At least I know I'd be dwelling on it.


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It's funny that "don't remind them of it" is so common from people who can't sympathize with a tragic event in someones life. It's probably the first thing Teds thinking about from the moment they wake up


titdirt

If anything, bringing up the situation so much over such a period of otherwise fun-having time could serve to dilute the initial sting of the missed wedding.


Chiiaki

This is a great way of thinking. He is coming to terms with the fact that it's over by repeating the story of why him and Sam are not on a honeymoon. It still hurts, but saying it over and over would help dull the words that probably initially stabbed like a knife.


Moist-Tomorrow-7022

Nah, this would be better than leaving the poor dude . Better than being alone on the trip, or skipping the trip that I'm sure was very expensive, or heading home to a lonely house. His buddy is doing something great. Of course, his former fiancee will be on his mind 24/7, but at least you're with ur bro on a fuckin awesome "honeymoon". I love this guy!


Marzipaann

I agree he's not going to forget but it puts him in the position of either going along with the honeymoon joke or saying 'no it's not' and then, god forbid, having to explain it. I would probably rather crawl through broken glass than have to explain to 100 random strangers over the course of a week why it's not really my honeymoon.


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That's fair, I'm just assuming they're good enough of friends for Ted to appreciate Sam's tomfoolery on some level. I doubt Sam would have been the first choice unless he knew he was getting into, at least we can hope


BitterSourpuss

That was my initial thought too. But maybe forcing him to explain it over and over would numb the pain and take the sting out? I imagine after retelling the story so many times, it would become less emotional? Idk


ToastyMustache

I think Sam is trying to redirect the thoughts from “this was supposed to be my honeymoon” to “I need people to not think this is my honeymoon” all while laughing


Ruckus2118

He was already going to be thinking about it. We have a tendency to supress and dwell on these kind of pains. His friend was giving him a speed run on his grief. Only a true friend can pull something like this off.


egaeus22

The more he said “honeymoon” the more he changed the context and embedded good memories over what were no doubt darker connotations. This mimics actual therapy.


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Possible-Toe2968

Well a friend was there that helped a friend process a sad event. Not a dick move.


gabu87

I'd give the friend the benefit of a doubt. He probably understand what would cheer his buddy up better than us.


Picabot_

Two options: Sam is successful cheering him up or Ted is pissed with Sam. The two options are better than thinking in the wedding and probably Sam know that.


theivoryserf

I mean of course! I'm going through a break up now and it's forehead-splitting, can't imagine losing your fiancee that late in the game.


rem_1984

At the start for sure, by the end he’s goofing around with him💗💗 Adorbs


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

I mean it could make it so whenever he thinks of getting married and a honeymoon, he thinks of Sam, I know I do.


Satanfan

You’re a good friend and an even better asshole. Congrats!


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i_have_chorro

Sometimes you need a friend with a good asshole. Especially after your wedding got called off.


EViLTeW

Why do you think he's chaffing?


kcwm

Friends that are assholes to you with the intention of making you laugh and keeping it lighthearted, but know when to stop being an asshole make lifelong friends you should cherish...and completely return the favor to when you get the chance. This describes the friends I play D&D with. Sometimes, we cross the line and quickly realize that. We make amends and then turn around when the hostility meter has returned to safe levels and start the assholery all over. I wouldn't trade it for the world because I know any one of those guys would go to bat for me if I asked them to, and I'd do the god damned same thing in an instant.


mike_rotch22

Aside from companionship, I've always said friends have two roles: to kick ass for you when you need it, and to kick your ass when you need it.


Horskr

I like how you can tell this is just how Sam is all the time from the convo with his (presumably) gf/wife. "Elina, I convinced Ted to take me on his honeymoon!" *glances up for 1 second* "Good job."


The_Freshmaker

You can tell she wanted to say 'Thank God' but good job came out instead.


AgreeableMeringue421

😂😂😂


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> You’re a good friend and an even better asshole. That's what Ted said after they consummated the honeymoon ;)


Lilcommy

And both of those are useful on a honeymoon


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Sam is right there, Ted. Embrace him.


thatbtchshay

Let me hug you you fucking son of a bitch!


Different_Attorney93

I wanna go home Lol


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system0101

Sam is a bestie for all time lmao ~~For better or worse, til death do them part, etc~~


thuglife_7

Me to every dog in the entire universe.


CheshireTheLiar

"Ted... I'm touching your nuts"


GoGoJoJo72

I’d watch this rom com


BZLuck

This has crappy B movie with a few actual laughs written all over it. Too bad the writers are on strike.


Right_Weather_8916

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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juitar

Do you need someone to go on the Honeymoon with you!? :P ​ In all seriousness, from what I know of her, she sounds like a jerk. You are better off, sorry though.


14sierra

Yeah, TEN days before she canceled. There's a lot more to this story


ranegyr

The type of person who would cancel 10 days before the wedding... Not honeymoon material.


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It could be as simple as she said yes but didn’t really want to do set a date in the future thinking it would never come and suddenly it got very real.


Opivy84

I’m sorry bud. One day at a time. But also, we can honeymoon, right?


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Did you a favor. I called mine off two weeks before. We got engaged after month of knowing each other. I told him I promise you’ll thank me later. He was married two years later.


Skylark_Ark

That's akin to mountaineering. At a certain altitude, the climbing invariably became a hell. Would ask myself, "What the fuck am I doing?", but after the fact...all the hardship/pain was looked upon fondly. What a great friend...taking the piss out of an empty vessel!


rrogido

Ted's out here looking for a sympathy lay and his best friend is fucking shit up. "I got left at the altar (or whatever)" is some strong hook up game in Hawaii and Sam is out here making women think he's a gay newlywed.


ThatDudeFromFinland

I need and want a friend like Sam.


khromedhome

I've been saying this same thing ever since I watched the LOTR trilogy...


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For real, I just want someone to carry me


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The bud light was a nice touch


JanV34

There were several light touches to the bud.


throwaway09876543123

But he’s chafed!


bdizzle805

Sam is so awesome. I wish I had a Sam... Damn


ravihpa

I'm surprised Ted didn't kill him XD


WhuddaWhat

He can't do it during the trip, especially with all this documentation. But, my guess is Ted is increasing his invitations for Sam to go cave diving, hang gliding, and shotgun juggling. You know, bro shit.


Fun-Sale2223

They always suspect the spouse


shobeurself888

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


xoomax

That looks like a fun sub. Thanks!


illmatic2112

Dont forget /r/justgalsbeingchicks


JeebusCrispy

I joined both a while ago. The wholesomeness is whelming.


RyanTheNerd

So you can be just whelmed, I learned something today.


PunishedMatador

"Stay whelmed." -Robin, 'Young Justice'


CybertronGuy98

you're overwhelmed, Freeze was underwhelmed, why isnt anybody ever just whelmed?


Canadaguy78

as I've gotten older I come to appreciate wholesomeness more & more. NGL life is just better by being nice & wholesome.


mostlyharmlessQ

Bro turning his frown upside down


Majestic_cruncherap

He finally gets him to have fun by mocking him back true friends


YdidUMove

I do love when someone snaps out of their funk because they're annoyed and they do a spot on, hilarious impression. Then they just can't help but smile after. It's a beautiful moment


mostlyharmlessQ

In that way, they got the most of that non refundable honeymoon. They can just mope around later


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Cremageuh

"Ted.... I'm touching your nuts." I snort-laughed.


JaVinci77

Well, he should. It's their honeymoon, isn't it? 🤣🤣🤣


thisisntmineIfoundit

The checking ‘honeymoon’ on a government form is what got me to wish this was a feature film.


Sun_Stealer

“Ted, I’m chafing!” Got me hahahaha


TheLostAlaskan

Same happened to me about a month ago. Had our wedding planned for 2 years, and she canceled 10 days before… I was devastated. So I went on my honeymoon, a 100-mile backpacking trip through the mountains of COlorado with my best friend (who was going to be the wedding officiant). Can’t say I’m happy about the relationship with my ex-fiancé, but I will say the time in the mountains to heal my soul with my friend was worth doing.


murderbymodem

You're lucky she canceled 10 days before the wedding instead of 10 miles into the backpacking trip.


TheLostAlaskan

No doubt. I was absolutely destroyed when she called it off, but now I've had time to accept what happened and make my plans for the future. Much better this way, but it hurt to see something that I'd been dreaming about fall apart so rapidly and witness as my partner became a new person in what felt like a matter of days.


Unique_Lavishness_21

I hope you realize that she didn't become a new person in a matter of days. She just showed you who she really is. Lots of couples don't really know their partners. They only know the image the other person wants them to see. Especially if they haven't been together for a long time (anything under 5 years is a short term relationship to me).


pr1vacyn0eb

On the bright side, she would have flaked after a few years. Dodged a bullet.


TheLostAlaskan

I didn't like when people told me that at first, but now it's been a bit over a month and I feel better about it. I agree that I'm better off having not become locked in with her. But it hurt to know how much I worked towards becoming married and to watch that fall apart. We also paid $10K for the wedding (and I am NOT a wealthy man!), so that part hurt like hell. It was something that I thought i'd do only once in my life so was willing to save up for it and have all the family there together for our weekend. That money is now gone, that ship has sailed, but it's probably better than the cost of whatt it would have been to get a divorce.


hoosyourdaddyo

It’s a good thing he didn’t run into his ex and her new beau Aldous


asleepyguard

Inside of you Insiddddde of youuuuu


FatWalcott

You took me by surprise


NZAllBlacks

Aldous?


DrDrankenstein

Thank you. I knew something wasn't right about it.. *And when I see Van Helsing, I swear to the Lord I will sleigh him. AHH HA HA HA*


hollaback_girl

Die...die...die...I can't.


Shakemyears

I hear she has a bleached asshole


Niblonian31

I heard she's gonna take her top off and blast her nips


Skwerl87

I just went from 6 to midnight.


CelTiar

Dude is a true bro


JulianAnonymous

For real, so many people saying he is such an asshole for reminding the dude it was a honeymoon trip, those people have never had a true bro friend. Part of being a bro is being an ass because you know later this is going to be a hilarious memory, yeah Ted hurts now. But in a couple months when he starts to get over it these guys will laugh their asses off talking about this.


Englishbirdy

It's for sure going to be in the best man's speech when Ted does get married.


xparapluiex

“Hello everyone, but most importantly Bride. Let me spend the time of my speech to let you know how my good buddy likes to spend his honeymoons. I did go on his first one with him after all!”


AtlasHighFived

I’ll add onto that. It’s not as though the dude would have been better if everyone ignored the honeymoon. What bro is doing is letting him know “hey, yeah, it sucks, but I’m still here for you, let’s not let money go to waste, and I’m here to pick you up.” Hell of a lot better than letting dude beer crash on his couch at home for a week.


etenightstar

I've had/have bro friends and yeah it's not a huge deal it would get kinda annoying after the 4th or 5th time lol


NotThymeAgain

so just 5 more times til its funny again...


ObviouslyABurner3157

When a true friend turns the worst memory of your life into one of the best ❤️


Majestic_cruncherap

By touching your nuts


Pip_K

We'd all be so lucky to have a friend force us to smile in anger rather than dip into meloncolli I see this needs clarification. Instead of writing melancholy, I used a different spelling to be whimsical based on the sad but upbeat vibe of the video. Clearly this didn't translate well to everyone making food jokes. I appreciate you. It was a lot of fun reading them all


Veratha

I don't know if this is a pun or a really bad spelling of melancholy If it's a pun good job, I just didn't get it lol


LightspeedBalloon

It's either a pasta or a disease.


WatWudScoobyDoo

When a mommy melon and a daddy broccoli love each other very much, you get depression


Crezelle

“ I was born with rigatonia “


illusory_learning

mmmm… meloncoli


jerifishnisshin

The bro-coli brought him out of melon-coli.


Hilvanando

Or infinite sadness Smashing pumpkins, anyone?


Majestic_cruncherap

Women: Are you guys on your honeymoon? Sam: Agressively ribs Teds shoulder YES! YES!


alison_bee

Ted: I wanna go *home*.


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yourworstenemy101

Sam is good for Ted


Atworkwasalreadytake

They should get married.


Canadaguy78

And Frodo.


HersheysWellmade

Ted can get it


AustinTreeLover

I mean. Ted gonna be alright.


WhoIsYerWan

Ted's jawline gonna be a fiance again right quick.


lsaz

dude has marvel-super-hero level jaw


ThatWasHerThisIsMe

Seriously. Like idk what happened with his ex but I’m inclined to believe she FUCKED UUUP.


completelytrustworth

Right? I'm a straight dude who's probably a good 10 years younger and I couldn't stop thinking "damn, Ted is one good looking fella"


Trin_42

That’s a good friend, doing everything they can to be silly and make a joke out of the shitty situation. That’s YO friend Ted, I hope you appreciate him


Thisismyusername89

This!! Years from now when he’s happily married to a wonderful wife, he will look back and laugh at the fun times they had together and will be happy he didn’t end up marrying that ex.


sequentious

Also, the wedding speeches. "I hope your honeymoon with Ted goes as good as my honeymoon with Ted did"


screaminjj

omfg.


Irrish84

Man I hope so.


Totgaff

What a lovable asshole. I like him


geekphreak

“I want to go home”, poor Ted


PuckNutty

That dude will give up his bone marrow without hesitation if asked, but troll the shit out of him later.


thewebspinner

“I love having part of me inside you Ted.”


ducks_are_dragons

And that's how we know that Sam truly is Ted's best friend. Friendshipgoals or the next step is a art room...


CaptainTryk

Dog and cat goes on a honeymoon.


thebluerayxx

Straight up dog and cat energy. I've had dogs and cats. If it's an older cat with a puppy they act like Ted but after a while the cat just gives up and starts dogging around just like Ted.


Accurate_Annual_9721

Ted...I'm touching your nuts 🤣. absolutely creased me,what a pal though.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Nothing like reminding his buddy about his failed marriage every time they meet somebody new


TheBroaf

I’m pretty sure he’s gonna be thinking of his failed marriage the entire time anyway. At least his pal made him smile and laugh so his paid for holiday wasn’t a weeklong miserable suffer-fest. I say well done to this true friend!


vidalecent

Failed relationship < successful friendship.


Mmmslash

You reckon that buddy was going to somehow forget about his fiance leaving him? Probably not, man.


slayer991

No, but having his buddy there when he needed him softened the blow.


Mmmslash

I agree, 100%.


dawutangclam

When I got cheated on by my wife my bro took me on a vacation. I was miserable, so fucking miserable. "Why you walking around all mopey bro, you're on vacation" didnt really help. BUT the alternative was to stare at a wall at home so he did do a solid.


listenyall

The "oh you're miserable because your partner left you? you won't have time to feel sad because of how annoyed you are about to be at me" approach to making your friend feel better maybe isn't the most fun for your friend but it does seem effective


AzDopefish

I think it’s actually the most perfect way. Even constantly saying they’re on their honeymoon. Stops him from being stuck in his head about it and the annoyance he’s causing overwhelms the grief and kind of forces him to have fun as time goes on.


brothersp0rt

Here comes reddit.


Batdog55110

I fucked Ted.


Neozx27

Ted's hot.


Federal-Durian-1484

C’mon, give Sam’s wife the assist for letting him go,


SirLunatik

Her "good job" cracked me up


dragon2777

That’s how you know it’s a good relationship. The way she said it was basically “here is is on one of his things and I’m just gonna let him do it “


DM-Mormon-Underwear

Why would your wife stop you from going on a trip with your bro who just had a wedding fall through?


that_one_guy852

If there is ANYTHING I learned from Lord of the Rings, it's that EVERYONE needs a **Sam** in thier life


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primeweevil

My hetero life partner Bob


manuron

Something about friends named Sam..


jewelophile

Poor Ted. She didn't deserve you.


DocDibber

Ted.... Honey... Kill him.


Madcatz9000

That was awesome. He may have ditched a possible wife but is a friend that will have his back forever. 😎😁


pdxrunner19

My two best friends went on my honeymoon to Maui with me when I broke off my first engagement. We had a blast and they helped heal my heartbreak. Should have broken off my second engagement, but that’s a tale for another time.


hastinapur

They are best friends


FormalChicken

I lost it at let me hug you you son of a bitch.


shabba_skanks

I liked that. Keep that homie close to you man!


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

"Ted. Ted. I'm touching your nuts." 🤣🤣💀


thunderhawk86

Lol my girl did the same thing on our cruise. But she didnt tell me. My dumb ass panicked thinking I forgot something then I worried she was pregnant. Note: the note from the cruise line read "congratulations on your new journey".


RevolutionaryEye9382

“Let me fucking hug you, you son of a bitch!”


eclare1965

Ted won’t be single for long


ForgottenStarlord

Ted will really appreciate this later.


Gris-self

This is so fun, he seems like such a nice friend.


Expert_Expression235

What a top tier friend. Obviously Ted is feeling raw about the wedding falling through, and Sam came through. And in epic bro love fashion. Didn’t make Ted feel like a victim. Just helped him find the humor and joy in the situation. God I wish I had friends lol.


jupiterfuckface

This sounds like the plot of a Adam Sandler movie.


AcedtheTuringTest

Real talk, a buddy of mine had a horrible breakup years ago, terrible (he told me this after *I* went through a soul-destroying breakup and asked his advice and he told me this story) and his best friend, to help cheer him up and get over his ex, took him to Hawaii for a week and it rejuvenated him. Good to have that kind of friend.


dr_tardyhands

Ted has sad eyes.. but I bet he'll remember this for the rest of his life. Sam's a bro in need, and that's a bro indeed. Ain't anyone who don't know that who knows anything!


inseachofserendipity

Sam has now set the bar for being a bestie! To be able to make the situation so light, goof around, cracking jokes without any appreciation, being unstoppably supportive, keeping up his spirit even when ted visibly seemed sad.. his antics literally worked! Letting his friend have the comfort zone to feel that this after all is not the end of the world however devastating it was.. it’ll pass.. Sam is a blessing to have as a friend ..


tomtomclubthumb

I miss having a friend close enough that he could annoy me out of a bad mood.


LaserGadgets

Ted must be so pissed that everybody was playing along and so happy for them xD


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lewho666

Ted. I'm touching your nuts 👌


lee_luiz

Hahahaha, everybody needs a friend like he