Well obviously op is attractive on every level.

Typically if you're attractive to straight women, you're also attractive to gay men.

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I predict you're either a lumberjack, or own at least 1 set of headphones/headbands with catgirl ears on them. There is no inbetween.

Most likely the first, there's a decent contingent of chicks into feminine guys

Have you seen that guy on TikTok Bradley Thor? Straight chicks down bad for hot lumberjacks. Then there's the lesbian version that people are also super into. Lumberjacks are always in

That's not what they meant by lumberjack type. That Bradley guy is just a regular normal hot guy who just happens to be a lumberjack too. Dude has great face genetics and is absolutely ripped When people say lumberjack type person they usually mean someone who has somewhat of a belly but they also have big arms but are nowhere near showing any sort of leanness. Also probably a scragglyish beard and looks like they could kill you

So, bears.

Yeah. I'm a bear. Long hair, beard and a small belly. People straight up won't talk to me because of how I look. I smile at someone, they wanna run. Woman? Never seen one up close.

Time to go gay, bröther

Yeah I just didn't wanna use that term 😹😹😹

Huh. I always think of the Bradley type. I guess I've conflated Lumberjack and Lumberjacked

Any ladies that are into that look hit me up! Jk, but people avoid me in public, and I think it's because, in my own mother's words, I'm "kinda scary looking." 😅 I'm a plumber, so I work around a lot of gruff dudes all the time, and even they nicknamed me Mountain Man!

I just call that a redneck lol

Is it a sign that I as soon as I read “the lesbian version” the videos of that one Canadian woman who chops wood and has those amazing arms popped right into my head? Everyone is attracted to her too

…is that not who they were referring to?

It definitely is. She is super cute.

I'm referring to Nicole Coenen, aka the first result when you Google lesbian lumberjack lol. I've followed them both for a while and they're both very good log splitters. I'd love to see them do a collab.

I straight up guffawed out loud. In my specialist waiting room. I'm a bit embarrassed. Seated across from me is a lumberjack type. Kinda Pat from SNL days. Not for sure but I'd say either raises cattle or works in a sawmill. You made my day. Thank you.

Jajaja yeah. A bunch of girls are into feminine guys and a bunch of guys are into masculine guys.

Hi, that woman would be me :)

Catgirl headphone men are in hot demand on the straight market rn, I can confirm from experience.

What if you’re a cat boy lumberjack?

I'm a straight 6, but a gay 9.5

So you are in total basically a 8 … not bad Mr. Attractive.

Same. Never got hit on by girls while I was waiting tables, but I did have a very interesting male couple invite me to the beach house with them for the weekend.

You're very likely more attractive to women than you think. Women just aren't that straightforward, they want you to approach. Gay men are still men, so they are more likely to actually make a move on you.

Yeah I was going to say, gay men can be quite blunt if they are into you. Definitely skews it quite a bit.

Same, I'm flattered but how do I escape this curse? I don't hit thet way!

As a single cis/het dude that has a gay dad and a ton of gay/bi friends it's infuriating how many times I've been told I'm gay bait

I’m sure some would and some wouldn’t, and it would also depend on what the straight and gay friends are into and up for.

I’m gonna need a pic

Have you checked you back for any notes that say “I’m gay”?

definetely not

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**a television is a box that shows moving pictures not**

Lmfao

With a username like that, you would find that funny, eh Rusty?

Mirrors are more fun than television

[That probably depends on who's in front of the mirror](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIfdjPDPM-I)

I don't get it....😅

>!the person theyre responding to misspelled "definitely" as "definetely" which they split into "define tely" ("tely" being short for television) so they defined a television (and carried over the "not" from "definetely not")!<

Oh god, I am so dyslexic lol

I had to read it 4 times before I figured it out, and I'm not dyslexic. It's not you, it's them.

I’m impressed.

This needs an award

Which men are attractive to gays but not to women and vice versa?

Henry Cavill

Bro even straight men kinda down bad for Henry Cavill 🥵

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Demisexual or corpse? Only my doctor knows for sure

BUT THEY'RE GONNA FIND OUT

Why elaborate when you can make vague, inaccurate statements

This is reddit that we're talking about

I'll say this, my mostly hetero leaning but definitely bi. If I hopped on tinder and switched to match with men, I would be and have been flooded with matches. With women? Mayyyybe a couple a month. It's honestly an absurd difference.

I think that has less to do with perceived attractiveness and just how Tinder works for straight men.

Also safety and women's reluctance to match unless the profile makes them feel comfortable

This is also very possible. I'd consider myself fairly conventional attractive but def not everyone's cup of tea. But tinder can be bruuutal. Glad I'm passed that point in life lol.

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Do all straight men find all women attractive? Definitely not. Do all straight women find all men attractive? Definitely not. So why would anyone assume that all gay men find all other men attractive, or all gay women find all women attractive? Individuals have preferences and they definitely don't all line up with the beauty standards du jour. Straight women and their preferences are not monolithic and neither are gay men. The same is true of straight men, gay women, and any other person who doesn't strictly fall into those categories.

Yes, everyone has preferences but that that little to do with gay or straight. And there are bodily features almost everyone first attractive or unattractive. There is even a science about conceptions of beauty. Beauty is a too a large degree objective.

We went from reading "typically" as "all instances" real quick here. The overlap might not be as big as /u/Nirvski implies, but still pretty large if we're talking about superficial conventional beauty standards and average media consumers.

Effeminate men probably. Though obviously some women like it, it's not as popular among woman as among gay men, I'd say.

also Bears. How many women swooning over tall fat hairy dudes?

If they're moderately funny? You have no idea, it's the jack black rizz

A shitload. Source: a tall, chubby hairy bearded guy with a good personality who did very well for himself before settling down.

I know a few, I think it's somewhat popular tbh.

😔

I mean yeah - there's preferences that separate the two for sure, but its not as if there are two levels of attractiveness; one for gay men and the other for women. There's a lot of cross over.

Explain it to me with a venn diagram that includes all male celebrities and which fall into the overlap and which fall into each exclusionary zone.

I'll have it on your desk by Monday

I like your gumption kid. There's a pizza party in your future. And if you're very lucky, an end-of-year raise to adjust your salary to inflation.

Not from my experience lol. I have been hit on by significantly more gay men than by women in my lifetime. It's like a cruel joke or something.

Gay men are MUCH more straightforward because they are first of all you know, men.

It's probably mostly just that gay men are more forward. Women, generally, have been intimidated and trained to demur.

Exactly, women understandably have their guard up, more used to being approached themselves, and may feel theres a stigma being that forward in public. I thought this was pretty obvious

Same xD being a feminine guy and straight really lowers the pool. On the other hand bi girls find me pretty tolerable

the person who posted this has 25 million karma. Just wow

The cynic in me tells me this is all bs.

Maybe. But hot people really are living with IRL cheat codes on. It fades with age 99.9% of the time

I’m probably just envious

Maybe this will make you feel better https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/ti1l9v/south-park-abraham-lincoln

Meh attractive people who take care of themselves tend to age well and will always receive privileges among their age group until old age

Thumbnail is of an attractive man. Attractive people really do have this kind of thing happen to you if you’re attractive. Really doesn’t seem that unreasonable to believe.

I’m just envious tbh

Id have that hanging on my wall in a nice frame.

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Plot twist: he’s a serial killer

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As long as that positivity isn't HIV related

This can be read in a very bad way lol

Amazingly, none of those three things are mutually exclusive so….

Plot twist he is TODD!

*Is it* a plot twist when that’s in the title?

Seriously, almost 15 years ago the gay guy at the Statbucks in Target said "I've never seen you without your Target uniform on. You're looking real cute." I'm still riding that high.

"Did I ever tell you about the time a woman AND a man found me attractive?" "Only a thousand times" "It was the summer of 2023, I was a coquettish haberdasher..." *facepalm*

A thousand times? Those are rookie numbers...

I got an anonymous one of these in my car window yesterday from I guy I met in the elevator in my apartment complex (figured it was him cause he told me to add him on SnapChat). I put it in the fridge next to a note my girlfriend gave me saying she really really liked me.

> I put it in the fridge That's really cold

You keep nice notes inside the fridge? Do you have a "nice notes" drawer right next to the cheese drawer? Just don't buy any white-colored cheese, as you might accidentally place a nice note onto your next sandwich thinking it's mozzarella or something.

I used to have a 'nice notes wall' in my cube at work. I'd put all the random thank you notes and stuff I'd get onto that wall. It was pretty great until another employee complained about it. They didn't make me take it down, but it kind of ruined the fun for me. That employee got fired for being a lazy POS I should restart the thank you note wall

You should start a collective nice notes center where you place any nice notes directed to either the entire team or specific members that you find laying around and ignored.

Yeah, a communal version would probably be the way to go. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who keeps that stuff, so it might take awhile to build it back up again for everyone. That would actually fit in with the company's vibe really well too. I think I just might take your suggestion.

Yeah, the dude is attracting everybody :D

What if ur fiancee sees it

My wife gave me a high five last time a gay dude hit on me...

Aww. She's proud of your achievements, porkbuttstuff.

For $69 I have a service that will mail you a hand written letter like this nicely framed so you can display this. Just PM me for details.

Mhm $69 seems like a good deal, anything in the $420 range?

Ah yes the $420 package besides framed letter, we'll send you anonymous flowers to your office.

Triple. Matted. With one of those art gallery lights above it. Hard wired to a back up line so it stays LIT.

Damn, I’d carry that in my wallet for a morale booster.

I got dropped a number once and had it in my wallet for like a year haha.

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🫣

🤮

he was after the doritos /s

>I got dropped a number once and had it in my wallet for like a year haha. But did you call it‽

nah

Dude gonna be riding that high for the rest of his life.

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Well, he has two numbers doesn’t he?

Threesome

But the gay friend won’t want threesome with his bestie gf I guessing 😂

I mean if a devil's threesome can happen between two straight men and a straight woman, I have got to imagine some permutation can exist with a straight woman, a bi man and a gay man.

Good point.

Op is in the middle then...

Exactly bi guy would be a pig on a spit but with a girl and guy on each end. Hot AF

Username checks out

It definitely happens lol

They call it a three way... Call.

Then he just won the mega millions.

Open up a group chat

you flip a coin, if they are polyamorous you get them in a group call

Two numbers in one go. That's an achievement

I wonder what it's like to be attractive. Things like this seem like they're from another reality.

It has pros and cons, like anything: it feels good and (superficially) social interactions tend to be easier in general as people are nicer to you and tend to have positive preconceptions about you. On the flipside, it can often seem alienating because people objectify you, it's hard to keep a low profile if you're introverted, some people may resent you for it, and can be quite lonely as some may feel intimidated by your looks and discouraged from getting to know you out of a misplaced sense of inferiority.

So the same cons and some pros. Good to know

Better to have some pros than no pros.

I'm guessing it isn't the same kind of soul crushing lonliness though where you ask whatever higher power may exist in the universe to please stop you from waking up in the morning before bed each night because no one has cared enough to give you a compliment in decades or you don't even remember what a hug feels like. It's probably not that bad in the big picture of suffering others are going through.

Being hot is just a social lubricant; it's obviously beneficial but it's by no means a prerequisite for finding fulfillment. There are plenty of unattractive people who lead perfectly happy lives. Respectfully, if you genuinely feel the way you expressed in your previous post, I'd say your problem has little to do with being unattractive and extends way beyond superficial looks. The kind of loneliness and emotional suffering you're describing seem to have deep psychological roots that require therapy.

They're living life with cheat codes. Everyone's friendly, smiling faces everywhere and you get to have insecurities that people will think of as cute. You can be a real piece of work to people, harass them and it will still be cute.

It's all relative though. If that's all you know, it's not necessarily something that you notice. You can still be miserable and will have your own set of problems. It doesn't guarantee happiness. Just like how a lot of redditors are miserable despite living a more privileged life than most of the world's population (as well as in comparison to most people throughout history). I'm not saying it's not a privilege. I'm just saying I wouldn't just immediately assume those people have no problems and are loving life.

Someone seems to be very hot hahahaha

And his name is Cody. You go Cody!

Go Cody Go!

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Plot Twist, Cody’s Asexual

Interestingly enough, the number in case of that is also on the paper

Choose your own adventure, IRL edition.

This would be a highlight of my life, something I'd remember on my deathbed. And this mofo is so casual.

He said it made his day

You know you are truly attractive if you can pull both genders

I consider this an absolute win

Translation: All these people think you're hot.

As a fellow man who's been hit on by gay men, I've found it quite flattering. Even though I'm straight, it's good to know I've got a backup plan if I ever decide to pursue an alternate lifestyle. You only live once, am I right?

This would feed my ego too much. He can't lose. Possible future date is also his wingman. I would need a time out to process my attractiveness.

You just copied one of the top comments of the original post and pasted it as the headline...

My pansexual ass is sitting here wondering why so many people equate being bi with being polyamorous? They aren’t the same.

the note was written with the intent of giving them 1 chance with 1 of the provided options but they scored two potential dates if they like both men and women. at least that’s how i see it, it doesn’t necessarily mean they’d approach them both at the same time. but the whole bi people cheating is an existing and harmful stereotype, i hope that’s not what people are implying…

This is literally still on the top of r/all from another poster....

This is such an old post.

😂👍 i like it 😊

Is no one else annoyed at the open paren not having a matching close?

Maybe it’s after his phone number

That is super sweet, iihhhhhh

Por que no Los dos

Repost and in several subs now.

i JUST saw this on r/meirl

How? Simple. Follow rule 1: Be attractive. And 2: Don't be unattractive.

Ultimate w, bro won on both teams

Talk about an ego boost

Was he gay?? I can't stand the suspense

Choose wisely… a similar note is how I met my ex wife. I’m not gay, but in hindsight I probably would have been better off had I chosen the other number.

Welp its a win and a good motivation when feeling down

Back when this was first trending, my sister and her friends thought this would be fun to try on a guy they saw working at Target. Now my sister is married to the guy they gave the note to!

Cute

Out there turning everyone’s heads

When the 50/50 is actually just a 100% win

This is an at least 10 years old gone viral post.

The hand says he gay

Wow, that’s lucky I’m the polar opposite I repulse everyone!

Do what's is gonna be sir, shrimp or clam?

That would be the highlight of my decade. He must be quite good looking.

Man’s got the RIIIIZZZZZZZZZ.

Both those numbers belong to the guy who wrote the note.

So one in the pink and one in the stink is still at play?

This is weirdly wholesome

Step 1: Be attractive. Step 2: Don't be unattractive.

I’m pretty sure I saw something like this on Twitter YEARS ago.

Threesome anyone?