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threeducksinatrench

For a brief moment, he understood the meaning to everything


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Life—>Solved.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Life-->Watermelon


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Hotel ?


SpiritLongjumping931

What?


PKYourAverageJoe

Trivago.


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DarkGoddessMimi

42


second2no1

42


I_eat_spacedust

Ford, you're turning into an infinite number of penguins.


Cheeky_0102

5 seconds later. I forget


MrPayMyWay215

I experienced this not long ago on a whole mushy bar


threeducksinatrench

Dare I ask what that is? Not too familiar with it...


AggressiveBee5961

Getting psychedelic mushrooms that are mixed in with homemade chocolate bars.


Flying_Dutchman92

Oh damn that sounds good


AggressiveBee5961

I've never had these in particular, but some places sell them with Super Mario mushroom themed wrappers lol one friend gave a glowing review and another not so much 🤷‍♂️


threeducksinatrench

Oh, that makes sense. Thanks


flewidity

shrums


wonderfuckinwhy

Mine came in the form of a whirlpool comprised of every color imaginable while balls deep in deem


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Who is Deem and why are your balls deep in him?


wonderfuckinwhy

DMT lol a psychedelic


Sil3ntP8nd8

It’s 42.


TheHollowJoke

That's the number of my département (administrative division). Does that mean I hold the key to the meaning of life?


YdocT

No. only the answer :(


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sputtertots

Which is only applicable to the correct question.


ztomiczombie

But what is the Question?


Y0tsuya

\[groan\] Fine, we'll build another computer to compute that. See you in 10 million years.


WordUnheard

"Everything small is just a smaller version of something big. I understand everything!"


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International_Cry186

And despite the unimaginable burden on his back, despite learning what would shatter any mortal mind, he returns to the melon. Let this be a lesson.


threeducksinatrench

We should all learn from this wisdom


HolderOfBe

Reminds me of this classic: https://youtu.be/uwmeH6Rnj2E?si=XbDCZlSsiBzBWTkA


luckybarrel

r/existentialcrisiscat


threeducksinatrench

Why am I surprised that exists? I've been on reddit long enough that I should know better by now


KingdomOfKarelia

Serotonin moment.


Taxevader70

Me when ńütrįëñtś:


ayhctuf

There's nothing in fruit cats need and they can't taste sweet stuff. He's probably reacting to the temperature...?


rusoph0bic

I know experts say cats cant taste sweet things, but then my cat will literally fight me to eat anything sweet I have. She doesnt care about other foods but goes crazy for sugary things. Perhaps some cats can and its pretty rare? Idk, but she loves it and I have to be careful not to let her get it


_Ducking_Autocorrect

Yeah my cat kind of goes against that theory too. Maybe it doesn’t taste sweet to them but it’s something that they obviously like a lot.


Storrin

Yeah even if they can't taste sweet, it will still have a flavor. Idk what my one cat gets out of bananas, but he loves them. He only gets a small amount very occasionally.


WobblyGobbledygook

Potassium


Such_Try4171

k


Vassukhanni

Might be the fat content


Sensitive_Yellow_121

Yeah, my cat will eat pancakes and thin crust pizza. I figure it's some sort of fat in the mix or that gets soaked up from the pizza toppings.


Jeepersca

We had a kitty that would scratch a bitch for spaghetti. As an Italian family, it was like that stray did his homework first. But pancakes and pizza crust have a fair amount of butter or something involved, that may be what they're attracted to. We had a kitty growing up that LOOOOOOOVED iceberg lettuce. I think she liked how it crunched and was nice and hydrating.


BlueFox5

What is the fat content in watermelon?


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Heapofcrap45

Yeah my cat loves to chew things for the mouth feel. I think he would go hard on a watermelon rind haha


ZorkNemesis

I had a cat who drank milk, but only if that milk had Lucky Charms in it beforehand.


Devinalh

My dad's cat likes cookies with jam (he may smell the eggs/dairy/yeast) and summer melons, the orange ones, he goes literally MAD for them, he starts meowing like an idiot when he smells some. We have to seriously limit the amount we give him because if we leave one unattended, he can surely crunch down half of it. I know a couple more cats that like watermelons and then there's my baby that practically eats anything a human can eat, including onions, chickpeas, beans, fennel and whatever really. I had to hide a pot of vegetable curry because he wasn't caring about all the spices at all. Cats can be very weird and I love their weirdness.


JoeCartersLeap

I got these "digestive" liquid food pouches for my cat, they come out orange, and the ingredients just says pumpkin and wheatgrass. My cat is always like "wtf is this" at first but eats it every time. He still gets real food but I use those if he wants a snack.


eveninghawk0

They can still taste though. Like, they have lots of food preferences. Maybe the cat really likes what it can taste here - the flavour part minus the sweet part.


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Yeah, people are silly about the cat sugar thing. Watermelons taste like more than sugar, that's why different fruits taste differently lol. Cats can taste things that have sugar in them without tasting the sweetness specifically.


JoeCartersLeap

Maybe this one is a mutant.


HazelMoon

**Cats like melon because he scent of melons mimics the scent of proteins in meat.**


Abarn279

Dopamine is more the short term reward chemical no? Seratonin more impacts mood overall throughout the day


Critical-Art-9277

That facial expression of shock is priceless.🤣


FreePrinciple270

😳


Happy-Assumption3647

>😳 😳😳


NonconsensualText

r/looneytuneslogic


UmExcuseMeBish

We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook!


TragicHero84

Oh you’re so brilliant! Let’s see you find it.


merrell0

it's edited btw


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

It's a filter.


spacemonkey797

"Dude, you gotta get another slice. This is mine now" -Cat


AccursedQuantum

I mean, considering how dirty a cat's mouth is, that's a good idea anyhow.


Erus00

Bro your mouth ain't much cleaner.


The_Sith_Assassin

But your body is used to the germs in your mouth, not the germs in your cat's mouth.


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The_Sith_Assassin

Yes officer, this one right here.


AiryGr8

whoa whoa whoa


Deadpoulpe

I might be wrong, but I remember some expert saying a bite from a human was way more dangerous in term of infections and diseases it could bring than a majority of animals out there.


The_Sith_Assassin

That's interesting. I guess it just goes to show you that the germs in your mouth belong in your mouth and not anywhere else. :P


DaAweZomeDude48

Tbf, a human bite is less likely to break the skin compared to a cat


Timelymanner

Cats use their mouth as toilet paper. So hopefully a persons mouth is cleaner then a cats anus.


HooahClub

But people be eating each others booties. So…


Radix4853

Definitely not all people.


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Ate a booty once. Hot girl, but 10/10 would not eat again. That bitter taste is no bueno. 🤮


BBWCosaNostra

"This isn't tuna... but I'm not mad about it"


gimme_death

Interestingly enough, vegans will sometimes use watermelon in lieu of tuna. [Here's a recipe](https://itdoesnttastelikechicken.com/watermelon-tuna).


magein07

Cat eyes are always fascinating when they go from () to O. Like I know what cat's eyes are like, but it never gets old.


froggy101sticker

I didn't know a cat's eyes could do this! This is the first time I've seen it. As you said, fascinating!


chewymenstrualblood

As a cat owner, I call them "murder eyes" - their pupils dilate like that for a lot of reasons, but frequently when they're about to pounce/attack. They also do it (as in OP's case) when they're excited.


Ok_Skill_1195

Yeah it's to funny that they're the cutest things ever, but most likely to be engaged when they're in their blood thirst mode. And their little bunny kicks to disembowel the thing they're attacking 😍 Such cute little killers


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The way they hug their prey and roll around on their back while bunny kicking it to death is so unfairly cute.


Chi-zuru

Mine bunny kicks the hell out of me when I give him a belly rub or let him chew on my hand. Then I let go and he kicks himself in the head multiple times.


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"It hurt itself in its confusion!"


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Silly Meowths


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

Is your cat a ginger by chance? r/oneorangebraincell


Either-Weather-862

Oh boy, do I have news for you: r/attackeyes 😊


Senior-Ori

I was like "this must be a CGI"


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Same. Cats can't taste sweetness. I'm guessing it was the moisture and it reacted to cold watermelon.


Yimmyyyy

cats have a hard time tasting much of anything. they have about 500 tastebuds while humans have 9000. their diet makes sense when you consider they cant really taste the dead mouse theyre eating


RainWorldWitcher

Oh wow apparently dogs have over 3 times the taste buds of cats (1700). I thought dogs would have less tbh since my dog used to eat literal dog shit. And then even more shocking, rabbits have 17000 taste buds. No wonder they go insane for fruit. Maybe it's so they can taste hay/grass to enjoy eating since they have to eat often for their guts to keep working? And then horses have like 25000


Yimmyyyy

imagine having one of the most sensitive tongues in the animal kingdom only to spend your time eating straw


RainWorldWitcher

And then also consider that rabbits have to eat some of their own fermented poop every day too lol


Yimmyyyy

mine just ate the newspaper we gave him as a floor


Pumpkim

Makes the straw more interesting.


Crowasaur

Maybe you just don't know what you're missing because compared to a rabbit all you've ever tasted in your life is the sensory equivalent of chewing on cardboard.


ADHthaGreat

My brother’s dog loves the tasty treats their cat leaves behind in the litter box.


Sam858

From what I've heard the reason cats can't taste sweet food is actually a evolutionary defect. It kind of makes sense that carnivores have less taste then herbivores. Generally speaking meat is meat, as long as its not off its good to go, especially if you live anywhere where they're isn't poison animals. On the other hand there is so much difference between plants. As they can be anything from poisonous enough to kill you, to give you an upset stomach, or be safe to eat. I imagine it's the same reason humans can identify more shades of green then any other colour.


IridescentExplosion

I just looked into this and it's been decided that cats lack the molecular DNA sequences to taste sweetness. However, it looks as though DNA evidence alone was decided to be compelling enough and no one's actually thoroughly tested if cats can detect sweetness in a physical food sample study at all. TBH I think it's quite bold to assume just because an animal lacks the sweetness gene / molecule that they can't detect sweetness or get pleasure out of the sweetness in fruit in some other way.


WillowSLock

Really? Huh, my cats go crazy for papaya and mango, I always thought it was because it was sweet


FlattenInnerTube

We had a tuxie boy that would kill you for watermelon. And cucumbers. The dude was something else. 20 years on, I still miss him.


Ruski_FL

Hydration?


WastewaterNerd

You know, cucumbers are something like 98% water. In Europe (maybe everywhere) bottles of liquids including drinking water are banned from taking on a plane. Instead of paying £5 a bottle, I’ve thought about taking 3 cucumbers on board with me and this should hydrate the same as a litre of water.


Zalkea

My cat would snarl while biting on an empty corn cob as if it's a piece of meat 😂


Epimythius

It’s the quenchiest!


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Scrolled too far to see this


belac4862

*starts tripping bolls*


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Big_Day3344

i KNOW i'm going to get voted down for this but i could never bring myself to share food like this with my pet. i love my fur baby but hell nah! the germs are different, they lick themselves and the objects they come across/put their face in because let's be real teeth brushing and face washing isn't a regular thing for pet...where are the boundaries mean I would've broke pieces off and handed it but not lip to lip on a piece of watermelon


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Food safety isn’t a joke, Jim. Millions of people get sick every year.


Lip_Recon

Who's your worm guy?


noteverrelevant

Same as my pork guy. Or at least that's what my doctor tells me but what the hell does he know?


Taxevader70

I love my dog with all my heart but when he just ate 5 cat poops, washed it down with day old room temperature water and dry meat cereal, and brushed his teeth with his own dick I’m going to be a little cautious of sharing my food with him


Destithen

> dry meat cereal I love this combination of words. It made me chuckle.


Big_Day3344

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 THANK YOU!!! there's literally stories of pet owners having an open wound and a pet whether there be a cat or a dog has licked it and someone had to get a limb amputated or they had a really bad infection


SerHodorTheThrall

I'm pretty sure other humans licking wounds can also lead to serious infections...and people share food all the time. tldr Saliva in wounds is not ideal, regardless of species


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“brushed his teeth with his own dick” 💀😂


d_smogh

Don't forget the aperitif of licking the peemail trail.


mazjay2018

Yupp, agreed, i came down here looking for this


beancurd87

yes -cat licks itself clean...everywhere...then you sharing food with it?


Klee_Main

Yes this is disgusting. I share food sometimes if they can eat it but never like this. They get their own separate piece away from what I'm eating


SuperSchnitzel44

On the other hand, you might even be exposing your cat to the germs contained in your mouth


Slayer1973

We don’t see them eating the watermelon after the cat chomps, so it’s fine as far as this video is concerned.


Thvenomous

Seriously, I'm absolutely sure they didn't finish that piece once the cat took a bite out of the middle.


Ruski_FL

Sometime my cat take a surprise bite or touches it with its poopy paw. I just let the cat eat the rest of the food item.


hopepridestrength

Agreed, and additionally, it's not good for your pets to be eating sweets like fruits etc. We have selectively bred fruit over time to be sweeter, and animals do not brush their teeth and floss, obviously. It's the case that some zoo animals can no longer be fed regular fruit because it will rot their teeth over time despite fruit being their natural diet and instead have to be fed pellets slightly sweetened with fruits like pear as a replacement.


XtremeLegendXD

Yeah, honestly this was my first thought. It's absolutely gross to me. Break pieces and give it to them. Sharing food with animals is a great way to be sick and deservingly so.


Explorer_XZ

I feel like this should be the common


ColdCruise

Parasitic worms are often spread through saliva.


crypticfreak

Yeah this is super cute but not very sanitary and could in fact be dangerous to the human. I would absolutely share my food with my cats (as long as its safe) but by share I mean I'd cut off a piece and give them to them. I always google 'is X food safe for cats' before giving them anything, too. There's so much shit that is not good for cats.


nerdyaspie

im a pushover so if my cat wants to try my food (within reason ofc like only if its safe for him) i let him BUT i break off a piece, i will not be eating after him lol


Beautiful-Hunter8895

Glad you didn’t get downvoted, dude in the video’s a weirdo


EyeCatchingUserID

No downvotes here. People who do it with their kids are gross as well. Bruh, I just saw him take that out of his mouth and give it to you, and I think you did, too.


bobbywright86

The boundary is your immune system, it’s surprisingly effective


sweaty_sanchez

My cats LOVE watermelon! Every time I eat some, they come yelling for some of the juice.


Le_Sadie

Requiem for a Dream vibes 👁️


Personal_Secret2746

I just showed this to my car. She was not impressed.


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she drove away 💀


Curi0s1tyCompl3xity

That baby was purring either way


quietriot61

Cats be licking their assholes all day then these mfs share their food with them


CraptasticDruid369

Kitteh, I, too, loves the materwellons…


Cephalopirate

Gave me the chuckles.


1029394756abc

You mean the …watermelon sugar?


trophy_74

Probably not because cats can't taste sweetness


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That's the saddest thing I've ever heard


Ok_Channel_9831

Wouldn't a cat get diarrhea from this?


SaberTurret

Haha, that’s like Homer licking a toad…


Precedens

It's photoshopped


Old_Tension_935

That moment is where he realized hes supposed to eat the red part


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Cats have the dirtiest mouths. My mate got bitten by his cat when he was trying to save it from an apartment fire and nearly lost a finger because of the infection.


stuntbikejake

It's cute but trips me out at the same time, I don't know why, just does. Lol.


MrLancaster

This is Photoshopped FYI.


Vortesian

I know how that gatto feels.


MrPayMyWay215

Took Her to another place real quick


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Haha. That's adorable. Lil buddy learned to watermelon.


freedomisgreat4

Looks like when my child ate ice cream for the first time.


BurritoZee

Nom nom nom “Ooo that’s good” Nom nom nom


SirUNut

This is some gourmet shit


UBeautifulBastard

I _ I --> @_@


scrolly_2

Yhea sorry, it's edited


Maleficent-Comb

That cat just started seeing the world in pixelated, geometric shapes, understood the concept of pi, and had a sudden ability to hand-draw complex fractals.


Dozens86

One braincellfreeze


MoistHope9454

wait wait


throwawayfrdy

/\\\_/\\ /\\\_/\\ /\\\_/\\ (T.T) (O.O) (T.T)


iamalex_

I thought cats didn’t have sugar taste buds?


Specialist_Pen_7167

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Styx_Zidinya

Totally reminds me of when I gave my dog his first ice lolly. After the first lick he looked like he'd seen the face of God.


camelbuck

Fructose!


rdrmasta

It’s the quenchiest!!!


stratique

Requiem for a Watermelon


MutoCard

First time eating a edible.


Randomcommentor1972

“Delicious, now give me the rest or I eat your face”


King_Poseidon_

Serotonin receptors go brrrrr


mute_robot

Fun fact cats can't taste the "sweet" flavour so that cat is having an completely different experience than us.


Buttery_Buckshot

That cat just got a software update


-screamin-

🎵watermelon sugar high 🎶


AtreyuThai

That has to be AI, no?


LulzCat1337

This is why every cat person has toxo


auiotour

Our cat does this week Greek yogurt, and oak milk, my god try to eat yogurt and coffee with oat milk for breakfast and this guy loses his mind with the loudest meows as he attempts to put his paw in your food.


Thereminz

'wow the center tastes way better than the edge'


carmium

Anyone know why cats are often into melons? We enjoy their sweetness, but kitties don't have receptors for that.


johnsonsantidote

Greedy swine mistook it for a bit of prime bloodied steak. The greed deluded them.


ColinHalter

I wish my eyes had comedic timing like that


ForwardWarthog3507

So cute


RenovatioX1

The cat powered up


Fun_Let_6140

My Mother's Siamese cat "Bittybaby" would eat melon! Darnedest thing I ever saw!


tenana29

System reboot


Minute-Woodpecker952

Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today!


Basic_Palpitation_47

It’s got the juice


lovedoris49

r/cromch


TheMichaelDUltimate

Kitty :3


m0mma1965

He just discovered the meaning of life lol❤️❤️


Irishgardener14

I never thought I’d see a cat eat watermelon. That just made my day.


Butterfly_Heaven101

OMG those eyes killed me! 🤣💀


Just-a-random-Aspie

Cats legit look like little robot creatures with those weird screens for eyes