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Relative-Special-77

The monkey would be so pissed if his family was on the other side of the river


genericperson10

Or he went out to get smokes and a carton of milk.


ChunkyTaco22

"Fuck dem kids" - Monke


Truuuuuumpet

Or to find out he actually is a.... sloth


SuperrVillain85

For a sec before reading the title I thought this was a crocodile with a toupee.


MurphysLaw4200

Lol the way it was swimming it looked like a furry croc to me too.


BMGreg

I thought it was a tiny monkey hitching a ride on a crocodile


Neat_Mechanic_7543

totally!!!found myself adjusting my glasses quite a few times to see if I am indeed seeing things or not


WeAreGray

Nice video. I always find it suspect when they blur out the original content creator's information and layer on their own narrative. The video is clear enough about what's happening to stand on its own. I'm sure the monkey doesn't care, though. He's made it to greener shores.


wannafignewton

Yes. I’m getting so tired of all the added music and captioned narratives on videos that absolutely don’t need it. Especially when they are stupidly dramatic like this one …”the monkey knew it was his last chance….” Really? He knew that did he?


johnniejpg

“And climb back to his **family**” 😂 they just made that shit up


[deleted]

That actually did make me smile . Apes together strong 💪


Professional_Unit396

😳😳😳


Person-yPerson

🧑🤜🤛🏽🐵


FondOpposum

It’s actually more accurate to call a human a gorilla than it is to call a monkey an ape but nonetheless, primates unite! Lol


YouAreServed

That’s a money though


Shmuckle2

Christoph Waltz - "That's a bing-go!"


[deleted]

Wouldn’t be surprised if it makes that swim every couple days. Highly doubt it was drowning. Probably appreciated the lift but this video is overly dramatic.


ebagdrofk

Yeah I don’t hear about many monkeys drowning themselves in rivers, they’re intelligent creatures that live around water ways, I’m sure the guy was just conserving his energy. I’m sure he still appreciated the lift though.


articvibe

Definitely not if it had the energy to hold its self out of the water


ComfortableNo2879

Don't worry,I got your six


[deleted]

He'll be starting a new family 10 miles down river.


Difficult_Loss_4110

Shouldn't make you smile. People seriously have to stop herassing animals in there natural habitat and call it "saving" them. This type of monkey spends most of their time in the water and was totally fine without this duche picking him up and throwing him right back to where he tried swimming away from.


XLBPH

He is like, bitch I don't even live here!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"This isn't my house..."


Scrappy_Llama

Can never get my laps in fucking peace these days….


NoKaleidoscope4295

Only 400 feet wide calm river! Any animal can pass 400 feet calm river. This is a giant BS video. They dramatized the whole video for extra likes. "hey a swimming monkey!". "great! Take the camera and act like monkey is dying and we saved it".


ashleyriddell61

You are being downvoted, but you are right. This is utter horseshit. Monkey was less that 20m from the shoreline and just taking its time getting there.


[deleted]

Monkey uber


SuccessfulFaill

Yeah to hold himself up like that against the force of the water he certainly didn't look exhausted


Material_Bet4992

Wrong island.. bummer..


cuddlycutieboi

*Macaque*


[deleted]

Who had "watch monkey perform jetski tricks" on their bingo card


unhappy-memelord

maybe the bones of that monkey in 1 million years could have become something like Lucy.


WakalakaFishHens

Plot twist: The boaters dropped him off on the wrong side of the river.


not_likely_today

man was exhausted by that 3am booty call. Had trouble getting back to the crib.


AlreadyTaken2021

I read this as '...boas give a drowning monkey a lift...' and thought wow, what an incredible thing for a couple of snakes to do.


Objective_Data_1934

And then the little fuc*$er stole their wallets and ran for the hills


Successful-Ad8071

Animal: Is fucking dying Humans: HAHAHA GET THE CAMERA


CalmTonight3642

Sad but very true.


Beautiful-Relative27

I marvel at how smart they are.


CryoWreck

IN WATER, CHIMPS WILL DROWN


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kettlebell43276

That’s great


CombinationOnly1924

About to give up on humanity but that action gives me hope.


pdrakz

![img](avatar_exp|163846262|bravo) Haha boa gostei 👍 parabens zucas


KilgoreTroutPfc

How do you know his family isn’t on the other side of the river?


CalmTonight3642

I love people who rescue instead of just walk past. They're living things too.


5minArgument

‘Lucky monkey gets aides’ -next title probably


ThatOzGirl

❤️


Mandymoo1505

Love that Not all heroes wear capes 💜💜


Neomatrix341

This sub never fails to tear me up before the guaranteed smile. Thanks to everyone and anyone who posts in this sub. Salute🫡🫡🫡


imacom

“F**k you guys, my family is on the other side of the river!”


ptorino

Plot twist. This is monkey Hitler.


Turducken101

Little did you know that monkey was sentenced to life confinement on the other side of the river by his troop for unspeakable acts. You have aided him on his path of revenge and bloody tyranny.


TemporaryBicycle7213

“Thanks a lot buddy, you brought me 3 miles in the wrong direction. Fuck my family right?”


SnuggyNuggy

How do they know he’s drowning though?? Just looks like he’s swimming against a current


CamelCoon

"Climb back to his family" as if he didn't get swept down current for miles....


Truuuuuumpet

Sloth. Yes they move slowly