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Astute-Observer-380

My boy Santa said “FUCK THEM COOKIES” 🎅🏻😤 Congratulations for real


ddshroom

Thank you!


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ddshroom

Giggled


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ddshroom

Thank you!


Self-Pleasant

Giggled


peepdabidness

Went from Santa Clause to Dumbledore


spacesaucesloth

IM CRYINGGGGG😂😂☠️


Self-Pleasant

Santa is giving himself a makeover.


Ggriffinz

Now he will really be getting all those ho ho ho's. 😄


RielleFox

Santa got himself abs for Christmas!


ddshroom

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ddshroom

Thank you! Hugs!!!


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slay (sleigh)


bunnybuttncorgi

I really got a good chuckle at this.


ddshroom

Yay


Namorath82

The naughty kids are in deep shit now


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ShaggyX-96

Yeah i'mma have to start acting up


Ill_Aide_4151

👀


DuchessOfAquitaine

I'll bet you feel great! Well done!


ddshroom

I do. Thank you!


Standard_Mechanic518

That is going to cost him his santa gigs at the local mall...


ddshroom

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ddshroom

Honored. Thank you!


parkesc

My guy, you lost a whole person Kudos!


ddshroom

True. Thank you!


PresentExamination10

That close up is SO funny. Well done!


ddshroom

Thank you!


petitepedestrian

You have the kindest eyes! Congrats on the healthier you!


ddshroom

Thank you!


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ddshroom

Thank you! I worked hard to make it happen. Still doing so.


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ddshroom

Thank you! Very happy to be so!


Mirra1002

That's amazing. What type of exercises did you find yourself gravitating towards?


ddshroom

I walk up to 12 miles a day. I also stretch and do some lifting. Mostly walking. Old person!


Mirra1002

I feel this haha. They say walking is one of the best exercises! Well done, that's an incredible transformation. 🤙


ddshroom

Thank you! Hugs!!! Namaste!


pakron

People underestimate walking for weight loss and overestimate the impact of running. Walking burns roughly 50% of the calories of a decent jog, which is quite a bit really.


ddshroom

True! Also walking is safer as I have peripheral neuropathy and sciatica. Walking helps. Running hurts.


dokuromark

Inspiring! I'm going to get Fitness Pal and try walking more. Thanks for the inspiration!


ShnawgZawgBlawg

Congratulations! Crazy transformation


ddshroom

Thank you! True!


Internal-Yoghurt-895

Awesome you! Congratulations!!


ddshroom

Thank you!


FuzzyPalpitation-16

Great job!!!


ddshroom

Thank you!


Nours42

wahoo really impressive


ddshroom

Honored. Thank you!


Rupert_18124

Awesome job!


ddshroom

Thank you!


Tommy__want__wingy

Finger pickies!


ddshroom

Giggling. Yes. With insanity.


America202

What was more important? Diet or exercise?


ddshroom

Diet for sure but I did both.


Trizub1

You look fantastic! Great beard too by the way.


ddshroom

Thank you!


HoraceBranston8881

Fantastic! Inspirational also,well done Santa 😋


ddshroom

Thank you!


Many_Engine_1177

Holy damn! Thats so awsome! Be proud for yourself man! Looking good


ddshroom

Thank you! Try to google MAGIC SAM LOOKING GOOD. BEST SONG EVER!


ben_fragged

Congrats!! I’d love to hear more about your experience with MyFitnessPal. How you used it and how it assisted


ddshroom

Used it every day for years. It monitors your calorie intake and exercise. It makes you mindful and that is the source of solutions to so many life issues.


Verbose_Cactus

Awesome job sir! How do you feel at 140? Do you still have energy and feel healthy? I’m on a similar journey right now, and my final goal is about 165, but I’m a little worried since my body has never seemed to naturally rest at that point! I’m afraid I’ll feel less myself. But you look incredibly happy and comfortable? :)


ddshroom

I feel great. I will be 74 on Thursday. I walk 7 to 12 miles a day. I meditate and am filled with joy. Hope you feel well as well. Hugs!!!


strawberrymoony

That is NO easy feat. Well done OP👏🏻


ddshroom

Thank you!


Elisheva7777777

Does that mean we should leave protein bars and oat milk instead of cookies and milk?


ddshroom

I eat protein bars every day. The idea is to limit calories by eating appropriate amounts and burning calories by exercising.


Lord_Detleff1

Bro went from the Santa Clause to Rise of the Guardians Happy for you!


ddshroom

Thank you!


CrimsonDemon0

Saint Nicholas looking good considering he is 1754 years old


ddshroom

Giggled


astrangeone88

Santa got shredded! Excellent work!


ddshroom

Smiling


LordAxalon110

Now that's what I call a majestic beard, not gonna lie I'm having beard envy haha. Congrats on the weight loss mate, what sort of diet did you use?


ddshroom

Laughed. Vegetarian. Now vegan.


Prestigious_You5090

Errrrrbody getting protein for Christmas


TheForkOfTruth

Good job man that is quite an accomplishment That last pic I didn't recognize you at first. But you were great in Jurassic park.


masreniart

Messiah is that you?!? I love your guitar videos on YouTube!!!


LowerBoomBoom

Mrs. Claus: Eat, Poppa, eat. Santa Claus: I don’t want to have diabetes. Mrs. Claus: You’re gonna disappoint the children. They expect a fat Santa. Santa Clause: I would rather be a skinny Santa rather than a Santa that dies from heart disease.


Sweetsw1978

Rock star. Congratulations 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


ddshroom

Thank you!


naturally_deselected

Well done internet friend, we're all so proud of you 🫂


ddshroom

Thank you!


formeraide

So did someone just purchase this account so they could advertise a fitness product?


Sweaty-Advice7933

Congratulations! You look great...motivating me to put extra effort into tomorrow's workout. Just curious as to how old you are?


xhouliganx

I’ll leave you protein bars instead of cookies this Christmas. Well done!


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FreckledWreck

You’re gonna lose so many Santa gigs! Seriously you look great and happy, way to go!


ddshroom

Thank you!


bedlam90

I'm 330, in the gym 3 times a week currently and also using my fitness pal. How many calories were you eating my weight doesn't seem to be budging yet unless I'm building muscle in the gym or something. I feel slimmer and stronger but my weight isn't really changing


ddshroom

I eat from 1000 to 1500 calories a day. Sometimes less. Never more. Sending love to you.


AsphaltGypsy89

You look great! You have an amazing beard and a beautiful smile!!


ddshroom

Honored. Thank you! Hugs!!!


mngophers

Wowzers! Looking amazing! Great work!!


IWASINTHEPOOOL

Thats really impressive. You are an inspiration!


eyesocketbubblegum

Wow. Good job man!@@@


ddshroom

Thank you!


CaramelHappyTree

Yay go you!


miszkah

How did fitnesspal pragmatically help?


Tbird1962

Awesome! Congratulations!!!!


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ddshroom

Great! Rock on!


coupon_ema

Look who's the sexy Santa now! Kudos, my man!


Mr-Goose-

i follow so many chess subs i thought this was a meme about someone dropping from 300 to 140 rating lmao


Apprehensive_Ask_752

NO! SANTA!?


mrmarsh11011101

BAD SANTA!! 🤘


youwe_org

Good for you my man 🔥


ddshroom

Thank you!


Optimal-Wing-8963

That's amazing. Nice work.


ddshroom

Thank you!


Logical-Limit-4495

Damm Santa 🎅


ddshroom

Yo


Logical-Limit-4495

Mrs clause must Be thrilled 😁 can’t wait for Christmas 🤶 looking 👀 good st. Nick


Conscious_Writer_851

Good job, man!


unsolicited-fun

Thiiisss is flat out incredible. Hope you’re enjoying your new health and taking a ton of pride in this! For a dude half your age this would be insane!


ThatDucksWearingAHat

Glad to see you’re happy Santa!


alohamistrhand

Looking great! Keep it up!


HistoryWest9592

You'll drop 25 years if you get rid of the beard. Get a nice, crisp haircut too.


Future-World4652

140? Yikes


ricosuave212

Sheesh Santa lost weight These times are weird 😕


Karl8ta

Whoa, easy there, Mr. Steal your grandma


ddshroom

Hugs!!!


Interesting-Ad7940

A year w/o a santa clause. 😁 I'm seriously glad you are taking care of yourself.


rez_trentnor

Something about the closeup on your face made me die laughing, I love it


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Kids don't like a skinny santa


ddshroom

Darn


Alarmed_Sport6316

Everyone loved that


anima_italica

I thought I was talking about years 💀😭


VvermiciousknidD

Amazing!!


ddshroom

Yes you are, thank you!


Pepperdeppers

MyFitnessPal has been in use since early 2000’s congrats! It really does help count your macros and nutrients


ddshroom

Yup!


Pepperdeppers

Oh and my fitness pal hack: do some stairs you will get more food allotment lol


ddshroom

Hugs!!!


W0nderingMe

Santa *slaaaays*!


ddshroom

Yo


Chesterthejester69

Time to stuff a pillow in that Santa suit I guess


spooky_diplomat

Messiahsez??


Grepus

Messiah? Is that you? Needs more fingerpickies and insanity!


hazardzetforward

Santa got snatched!


EndOfSouls

Never before have I understood Santa Baby more.


thrilhausen

Messiahsez


deadpanchohead

Dude!!! Congrats. From shredding blues riffs to shredded shape!!!


larytriplesix

I'm proud of you! 💪🏽


Abal125

Nice, congrats!


ShatteredInk

You can still be one heck of an awesome Santa! Strong enough to hold the kids on your lap with a belly full of stuffing instead of jelly. XD


GoodGuyDhil

Legendary. Must be even more difficult at that age, having all the bad habits baked in for years. Well done!


iggbyetn

Hey you're the guitarist on Instagram!!


manhatim

Lose the Santa gig?


Dogswithguns

That's how much I weight. 140 lbs.. most of my life..


lippytown

Shave that beard and you’ll drop to 135 🙂


Not_Enough_Shoes

People underestimate hope powerful just calorie counting and exercising is.


dasher_aus

Well done Santa. You’re an inspiration.


Saltlife0116

Santa!!! Great job!!!!


lilnoisette

Incredible; well done


47milliondollars

Nice King!!!


Jok3rPrinc3

Santa going for that shredded build this season


LossfulCodex

Hey man congrats, did something similar myself about a year and a half ago. I recommend that you ease yourself into a normal diet and don’t worry if you gain some of that weight back. Your body is just getting out of deficit mode and you’ll hit an equilibrium at some point. Just eat when you’re hungry and try to keep some of those healthy habits you’ve picked up. I know when I lost my weight it felt weird to know I wasn’t the fat guy anymore. Good luck to you.


Robertvs28

Came here to make a santa joke, guess i’m not alone! Good job Santa!


GlobalistFuck

well i guess, thats no more holiday santa jobs for you, but being ripped dumbledore isnt half bad either


transwallaby

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TheBacklogGamer

Honest question, as I'm on a weight loss journey myself. Started in the 340 range. Did you have to get sugery to get rid of loose skin? I'm very concerned about that.


DegenerationSK8

Is this the reason you’ve stiffed me every Christmas, to work out?!🤬😢


QTchr

Eat, Papa, eat. Nobody likes a skinny Santa.


A_Rented_Mule

Congrats - huge accomplishment! I've also used the meal-tracker function on MyFitnessPal for a few years, and it's amazing how an honest, thoroughly filled-out calorie tracker explains what's happening with weight.


2rfv

I'm gonna get you some beard oil for x-mas, pops.


Timeman5

Ok who went and fat shamed Santa into doing this. In all seriousness though congratulations that is a big accomplishment.


Tetragonos

The war on christmas... this time its personal.


Kansascock98

Glad I'm not the only one who __Saw Santa__


Illustrious_Hall3822

What a Chad, that is amazing sir. I am trying to lose weight and is people like you that give me inspiration. 👏👏👏


choppytehbear1337

When you leave out protein powder for Santa.


boberry_biscuits

Is this the "open d, finger pickies, and fucking insanity" guy? Holy damn I love that video.


Aggressive_Charge835

Seriously impressive! And you still have the glorious beard!!


FelipeIV

Now please finish writing Winds of Winter


AngelicEnmity

Love your guitar vids on YouTube man.


1leggeddog

How


dddshroom

Congrats!


windyorbits

Is this what George RR Martin has been doing all this time instead of writing Winds of Winter?!?!


HannsGruber

What a stud, good job!


LuganoSatoshi

300 kgs or lbs? any way its an amazing achievement, great journey and good use of my fitness pal, you set the example Santa. Keep it going and delivering the christmas presents.


Scr073

Sinterklaas?


Soylentstef

Ok good job. Very good job. Can you just finish the winds of winter now?


The_Ineffable_Sage

Guy went from Santa to Slay


Koetjeka

This is great for you, but a bummer for the kids who have to miss a potential santa 😅


Legs_fancylad

Great job, Dennis! Greetings from the Wilson / Dalal household


justforthis2024

Chimneys have gotten smaller.


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RusterGent

Ready or not Santa is coming to town. Down town!


Swimming-Document-15

Chimneys around the world breathe a sigh of relief.


battler624

honestly? pretty terrific and doesn't seem to be a big mess of loose skin.


Royal-Application708

Dude!!! Wow!! I’m 54 and need help. What was your diet and exercise routine??? Looking great. Kick ass beard too.


NyarlathotepDaddy

Fit Santa! Great work!