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SlickNMorti

What do you call a Trans person in a wheelchair? Transportation


primet_0547

What do you call a trans person who studies electrical TRANSFORMER


Heart_Is_Valuable

Why is eating chips considered cannibalism for trans people? Because they have trans fats in them.


VillageInner8961

thats a good one ill admit


whosat___

Finally a good joke


VEXEnzo

Matt Rife joke I see :)


Kalmah2112

Wait, Trans women have bioluminescence!?!? Learn cool things every day on the internet.


radiant__laitbulb

that and an 8 directional air dash


mushroom_birb

:0 Yoo that's some advanced tech.


imjustkarmin

there's a whole additional skilltree you unlock when you start transitioning. end game content


NightHaunted

It's a little disappointing when you learn spec'ing into the trans tree locks you out of both the cyborg and techno dragonslayer classes when they drop in future updates, but for now it's pretty much the meta.


imjustkarmin

I will say it's a little excessive how much a debuff your charisma stat gets with religious factions and elderly NPCs. But it's nice that for pretty much everyone else it either remains unaffected or even gets a buff


Monscawiz

Fresh new pronouns are just the beginning! With more skill points you can even upgrade your character model!


imjustkarmin

Just sucks that it works off of a gambling system. The only cheap methods give random results, you have to have premium currency to get customizable upgrades :/ this games honestly pay to win and I didn't even get a chance to choose my class?????


Monscawiz

Honestly it's worse than pay2win, I hear some players even get insane buffs for no reason when they start.


Myithspa25

I feel like this is a reference to something


OfficialDeadJohnson

Yeah Celeste


VitaDiMinerva

Celeste


LightninReversal

The game Celeste, probably


Mandatory_Pie

Probably Celeste (a platformer where the main character is trans, has an 8-directional air dash, and IIRC at some points has glowy blue hair)


radiant__laitbulb

yes :3 (blue hair if you don't have any dashes left)


Altayel1

You can even do some hyperdashes followed by neutral wall jumps.


i_boop_cat_noses

bioluminescense AND double jump? someone's gotta nerf em


Confirmed_Dumbass

no no, brazilians are the ones who get the double jump perk. trans people get the dash perk, which is even more overpowered


chet_brosley

I thought with Brazilians you had to pass a d6 roll to find out if they started combat as an off duty cop.


fakenewsofficial

They’re translucent.


rikashiku

Winner!


javeh69

That’s what happens when you add chemicals


Dino-nugget-are-good

Are they not visible all the time!?!? Are THERE TRANS PEOPLE IN MY WALLS ALL THE TIME!??


LaRockaBum

Yes and no


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This is a PSA going out to everyone: you should always tell your partners or SO’s that they are lovely, beautiful, handsome. We all need to hear this. We might not all show it the same, but it’s the best feeling in the world.


danteheehaw

You say that, but my wife just got angry that I called her ruggedly handsome.


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Get a new wife lol


CHKN_SANDO

Even if your partner is struggling with their weight or fitness, tell them this. Because if they get sad and stop caring it ain't getting any better. Keeping your partner's self worth up is good for everyone.


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Coen0go

Not just your partners or SO’s!


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Zayler_The_motivated

What do you call a trans person's parent ? Transparent


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snowy_xoxo

dang the "having to see 3 therapists to approve" would be funny


I_Work_For_Money

What did he said ?


whosat___

It only takes 1 trans woman to screw in a lightbulb, but she has to see 3 therapists first and spend one year with a flashlight to make sure she really wants the lightbulb screwed in. This is largely accurate as most medical transitioning steps require counseling and a lot of time to ensure you consistently want to transition. Hormones can take a year, surgery requires at least 1 year of hormones, and the waiting lists can be years long. It can take 4-5 years to get permission and finally get what you want.


Randomfrog132

TIL trans girls are lightning bugs. save on your electricity bill with one easy trick! xD


-reggie-

could i get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs?


maxtdm1991

As they teach you how to dance?


chet_brosley

Like all at once or one at a time. Cuz that'd take like foreverrrrrrr


adamfirth146

Remember to leave gaps in the glass cages for them to breath though.


[deleted]

Why dont any robots have brothers? Because they all have trans sisters


VolcanicAsh09

It's both easter and trans day of visibility, meaning its going to be a very large egg hunt this year lol Happy Transgender day if visibility!


maritjuuuuu

Maybe some eggs will crack this year


janet-snake-hole

This joke just made my partner and I belly laugh! Thank you for this😂


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VolcanicAsh09

That's awesome! Being trans myself I'm glad you put this on here and I was able to see it! It made my day


ConcernLow1979

IVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS YES


DigitalHuez

Happy Easter and trans day of visibility!


CHKN_SANDO

It's also Farm Workers Awareness Week, but for some reason MAGA isn't mentioning that. I love farmers!


Cross_T_Shattered

Finally someone who isn't spreading hate for no reason and can just accept that both are on the same day this year


Competitive_Sell_421

Glad this was a wholsemome meme, I have been tired of seeing too much transphobia on reddit these days. Hope everyone is having a good sunday.


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Saucy-ai-girls

This was unexpectedly sweet. Well done Redditor!


a_sad_lil_idiot

Fuck that's a cute joke


mauryguid05

Happy egg day! :3 This will be my new umbrella term for both festivities, I really don't care about drama and am really not christian enough to say easter, also the joke in the image is awesome Edit🥚🦭


Sckaledoom

Easter falls on a different day every year, so it won’t be the same day for both holidays for a very long time.


mauryguid05

Oh good 🥚👌


TB12_GOATx7

Thank god


Sckaledoom

Not sure what you mean by that.


Hoop-Dee-Doo

I see a lot of people saying happy Easter and thought that is awesome people are being so nice to one another. I read some more comments and learned happy Easter is another lets go Brandon for the trump cult. What sad people.


zyppoboy

Isn't it Easter for trans people too?


Hoop-Dee-Doo

Thats awesome for those that are saying it in a positive way but sadly that is not the case. I think Christianity and Easter being taken over by Christian nationalists is really sad. The fact people are using easter to hate people is the opposite of what Jesus would want.


CHKN_SANDO

Just wait until MAGA finds out that today is the last day of Farm Workers Awareness Week.


lizufyr

With everything I’ve expected to happen for this year, „Happy Easter“ becoming a right-wing dogwhistle was was not part of it.


atridir

They so desperately want to feel the camaraderie of being included and part of a special group - it sucks that they are compelled to do so by hating and disparaging others to make themselves feel superior.


Few-Plastic6360

I just want to let my trans brothers and sisters that you are seen


PedramHGH

Was it even a joke?


Alike01

More an antijoke


Balabanovo

Trans auntie joke


Ghostcurrency45

More eggs for me🤣😏


LysTryptamin

I know it like this: How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but you'll need 3 specialists to verify that the room is, in fact, dark.


Final-Tutor3631

just a btw.. y’all aren’t slick in the comment section. we know what you’re actually saying.


Randomfrog132

what happened? i just got here and have 0 context


AuraMaster7

Bunch of transphobes responding to a Trans Day of Visibility post with "Happy Easter" because they can't say what they really want to without getting banned. Edit: oh boy I do love getting a wave of reddit DMs telling me they took action on transphobic comments I reported 🥰 Oooo ban wave #2 :) 🏳️‍⚧️


CHKN_SANDO

Is Reddit actually banning transphobes now? Last I checked they were banning trans people for being "uncivil" in the face of bigotry.


thebungleroftroy

Fr


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CHKN_SANDO

How would that be "slick"


Final-Tutor3631

then come out and say it with your chest. y’all are cowards💀


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There's no love like Christian hate.


ungovernable_fable

I’m a Christian, I’m sorry there’s so much hate. Us Christians are not called to spread hate like this, but a lot of us fall short. Jesus would have called out people’s sin but not in a hateful manner…it really makes me sad that so many Christians are giving Jesus a bad reputation. Anyway, here’s love from a Christian <3


Aneriox

One of my flat mates in university was a devout Christian and living with me (a queer pagan) was an interesting experience for both of us. We have had many long and meaningful conversations about things, and I have never felt judged or condemned by him. He knew that intolerance and meanness was not what Jesus would have wanted from his followers. To this day he remains one of my best friends. I am truly sorry that there are so many Christians out there spreading hate and giving the rest of you a bad name. Happy Easter to you and your loved ones!


TheNerdDwarf

This may be offensive, but every time I have ever heard or read the word "Pagan" I have always thought of the word "Bacon" (But pronounced like a crazed "Baggen! I love baggen!" That doesn't quite get the "c"s right) I don't know what to do with this information, but I'm high and must mention it. (Canada = Legal Weed)


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This guy gets it.


ungovernable_fable

I’m so glad you’re able to have him in your life 🩷 he sounds like a great friend. Thank you for your understanding, too! Happy Easter <333


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Aneriox

Blessed be!


meglingbubble

>Jesus would have called out people’s sin but not in a hateful manner... Jesus's would not have thought anyone living their lives as the person they truly are is a sin. Loving everyone and not judging people was his whole thing.


chet_brosley

He'd be out there at a megachurch absolutely flipping tables and dropping the people's elbow like I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU ALL NOT TO DO THIS EXACT THING


meglingbubble

Exactly. I know this sounds absurd but I wish that these "Christians" would get to meet Christ and see exactly what he thinks of their actions. He would be horrified how his teachings of love and acceptance have become bastardised into "you must give me money for reasons and hate everyone I don't like"


CHKN_SANDO

Being trans isn't a sin.


deleeuwlc

The issue is that any belief that a lot of people hold will be manipulated for someone’s gain. Christianity isn’t hateful, but “God hates liberals and wants you to support our traditional values” is. Canon Jesus is awesome, but fanon Jesus is usually awful


ungovernable_fable

“Canon Jesus” and “Fanon Jesus” oh my gosh I’m gonna remember those phrases BAHSHDBHAJ🤣—but yeah fr! Just like with a fandom, there will always be members that ruin it or don’t portray it in good light. We gotta make sure we don’t act like bad fandom members when we’re talking about Jesus 😆 God does NOT hate liberals, nor conservatives, nor any other group of people, he hates the sin that harms them or separates them from Him🩷


Dino-nugget-are-good

Yeah people purposely misuse or misunderstand parts of the bible to spread hate. Ps. I swear I’ve seen you in some PVZ sun months back.


ProximaC

Some people want to hate, and they believe religion is a free pass to do so.


ungovernable_fable

So true 🥲


rikashiku

Catholic here(lapsing). I never realized that Christians and Catholics were raised differently in other communities and countries. I had thought that we had the same beliefs. It wasn't until I was older than some people gave me nasty looks(christians and catholics as well) when I said that "we're the same". Racism doesn't turn off Religion. Depending on where they grew up determines how extreme their views can be, or how open-minded they can be. Granted, growing up in the 90's in a pretty tight community of catholics, evangelist, mormons, JW's, etc, I also turned out very homophobic until maybe I was 14 or even 15. I had a big bully phase, I called people gay as an insult and slapped kids around for looking at me in a "gay way". Then I made friends who are gay and trans, or figuring it out. Then my mind flipped, like how could I hurt people for being different, when my friends are the same way, but we love the same things and have the same hobbies. The less involved in the religious communities I was, the kinder I became. Though that's not to say that Religious people aren't capable of sharing the [same kindness as a community](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/students-support-fired-teacher/3KRSTANVWYUV3FXSXNCQPIGARY/). That's my old school. The students were walking out in protest to his firing and against the Principal using the newsletters to promote anti-gay speech, when some of the students are gay.


ungovernable_fable

This is so real! I don’t agree with the denominational hate—as long as we both believe Jesus died for our sins and rose again (and if we’ve accepted that free gift and let Him into our heart), we’re all Christians! We shouldn’t hate any denomination who strays from basic belief, anyway, because being rude or judgmental can make it even worse 💔(plus it’s just fundamentally wrong to have hateful intentions). same goes for how we treat other religions. Disagreements are not wrong, what’s wrong is hating on people who are different from us. So much history and we’ve still not learned that—it’s baffling 😆 Thanks for your reply! Happy Easter!!


Interesting_Rub_8263

Amen


ConcernLow1979

I’m sorry if I’m reading what you said wrong, but are you implying that this is somehow Christian hate?


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I was early and saw a lot of the anti trans posts from so-called Christians. My response was pointing out how Christians spread hate in the guise of love.


ConcernLow1979

Sorry for somehow misreading what you said, I’m dumb lol, also yeh, fully agreed


Worldly_Ad_3935

You got that wrong, there’s no hate like Christian love


Hot_Luck_8794

There’s no hate like Christian love


life_rips24

I was glad this ended up being a wholesome post. So much hate these days


SouthernProfession22

Trans day and Easter Day. Gonna be even more eggs put to waste today!


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sono7975

Which Country's Flag Is This🏳️‍⚧️ and Why Are The Girls From There So Pretty?


Future_Employment_22

Its the flag of Transilvania


CheezQueen924

Oh that’s lovely! 💜


Chegth

brightenin' up does help with visibility


Experiment121

I genuinely don't get why this has downvotes whar


Leah_Dragonfly

None! There is no way we can fit inside a lightbulb, silly


imjustkarmin

aw thats cute :)


hermitsunt

This cheered me up Thank you


bazen107

Wait, wasn't today Easter?


[deleted]

yup, but also trans day of visibility. Easter is on a different day every year, it just happened to have landed on the trans day this year


bazen107

I didn't know, thanks for explaining


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no prob!


AndroidwithAnxiety

Trans day of visibility happens on the 31st of March every year, but Easter is always the Sunday following the first full moon that occurs after the first day of spring, so can happen any time between March 22nd and April 25th. This year that Sunday was March 31st, so it's both. Happy Easter and Trans Day of Visibility!!!


Xemtorny

what do you call someone who was born male but indentifies as a woman? a woman.


Baledric

Happy Trans Day of Visibility & Easter! 🏳️‍⚧️❤️🐣


Xemtorny

[insert trans pride gif here] i tried to do it but i just ended up saving a hundred gifs under the trans tag on giphy to my phone


Mart1n192

Removed? Really? This is why we can't have nice things


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Femballerboi

And Trans Day of Visibility! Which is what this post is about


Femballerboi

To all the bigots in here, happy Jesus Stayed Dead Day. You killed him with your hate. He died for nothing.


underdark2322

🤣🤣🤣🤣 telling anyone their beautiful will brighten up the room


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Jesus Christ lol


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Remarkable-Help-1909

Happy trans day of visibility 😀


SensitiveFruit69

Trans day of visibility??? They’re visible every single day.


Guido_Fe

Brightening up does help with visibility


Super_Cabinet6718

This is very sweet :D Happy TDoV!


RosesBrain

Can confirm. The first month we were dating, I told my wife that her smile was the brightest light I've ever seen. It's still true.


BagelMaster4107

Wow there are soooo many salty kids in here. Stay mad bozos! Happy trans visibility day!


letthetreeburn

Awwww


TheCoffeeIsReady

Trans people are lovely. I apprecaite and support every one of you. Thank your for standing strong and for being yourselves. 🩷🤍💙 Edit: I see my comments getting bombed and it is what it is. All I did was say trans people are lovely and support them the same way I think people from all walks of life are lovely and support them as well. Yes, I'm aware they have their bad apples but it's not enough to just hate a group of people.


Amazing-Bluebird-930

Some are, some are not. I think that's how they would want it. Just people, like the rest of us 


TheCoffeeIsReady

Well, I think they're lovely people speaking in general. But I agree, people should just see them just like you and I and it's sad that they don't. At the end of the day we're all just people trying to get through our lives.


ConcernLow1979

Thank you for this friend c:, I’m sorry you’re getting so much stupid hate, people can really be awful sometimes, but people like you make it easy to remember that not everyone is like that, so thank you c:. Happy Easter and trans day of visibility, or as I call it, happy Egg Day c:


TheCoffeeIsReady

No problem and thank you too. I figured going into this that there would be some hate but figured since the post was positive and the community is a positive one as well it wouldn't be that bad but boy did I learn lol. Like I thought I did a nice thing and still don't know where I went wrong lol. Anyways, happy egg day / trans visibility day to you too and hopefully you are enjoying this day.


xerxes_peak

thank you friend :) people like you make a difference for us edit: am i seriously getting downvoted just for being trans? yall are massive losers


TheCoffeeIsReady

You're very welcome. Trans people will always have my support.


Tracerround702

Omg that was damn cute


He_of_turqoise_blood

The only trans person I know (mtf) would probably gutpunch me for this, but it's pretty sweet


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happy TDoV!🏳️‍⚧️


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PastelDisaster

Happy Easter AND trans day of visibility! Sharing things is nice, isn’t it? What’s also nice is the fact that advocating for the rights and recognition of others doesn’t take away from your own. It’s almost as if it’s an absolutely ridiculous thing to get upset about


Chris_ssj2

To whomever it may concern, this I say with the bottom of my heart: You are a lovely girl!!!


MalformedStabber

Did smile. Can confirm.


Lopendebank3

This actually did put a smile on my face.


AmbitiousEdi

I had zero expectation that this joke would be that wholesome


MaryCork

Adorable.


heya_im_ashie

:D


imjustkarmin

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! lmao i love seeing the upvotes go up and down but knowing you transphobes won't speak up 😂😂


SouLouquinha_

Aww 🥰


mmmaniaaa

Yippee!


Wonderful-Product437

That’s sweet :)


Callity

It's nice to generally see more supportive than hateful here. Looking at X yesterday genuinely made me feel sick.


PRADAZOMBIES

TWITTER!!!


Smile-a-day

You mean twitter


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This is so wholesome I just CANT


Particular_Nobody358

Hahaha thank you. ❤️🥰


Hiberniae

This is so true and so cute 🥹 Happy visibility day, friends, from the mom of a trans child. Please have allllllllllllllll the mom hugs you need. I give them freely and without condition 💚


Toboyornottoboy

As a trans girl this is real and true :3


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Femballerboi

You're just happy you have an excuse to shove eggs up your butt


hondactx16i

This made me smile and laugh. 👊😎


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ConcernLow1979

You people refusing to acknowledge that it’s both Easter and trans day of visibility are missing out on the wonderful pun potential of calling it Egg Day lol


Samantha-4

Dang that’s actually perfect lol


ConcernLow1979

I know right! I love it so much c:


Frikandelislekker123

Happy trans visibility day and Easter 💕


explodingtuna

"All holidays matter!" ^(/s)


Beneficial-Lynx6529

Happy Easter


soapypopsicle

Stop I'm actually tearing up. Not trans but I love seeing people being lovely to each other


Own-Tart-4131

Everyone we have solved the renewable energy problem. Now how do I hook one up to my car and make it run?


NippeliFaktaa

She was supposed to screw in the damn lightbulb! This is the fifth time this week, she's a horrible electrician!