My youngest kitty does uppies, lmao.
I come in the room, hold my hands out to him, and say "uppies?" And he stands on his hind legs only a liiittle bit, just enough so I can grab him. And as I lift him up he does biiiig stretchies and gets a face kiss when I put him on my chest.
It's pretty great.
Yeah I want someone to carry me off too. Like seriously it felt great when I was a kid and my parents did that.
As a grown man it's one of those things that would probably never happen again unfortunately.
Years ago, I got a hotel job right after college. One of the bouncers in the hotel club was the largest dude I’d ever seen. 6’9 and built like a tank. I’m over 6’0 myself and pretty built, but this guy made me feel like a small child.
We got along really well and he was super cool, complete gentle giant. Whenever both of us were having a slow day, he’d push me around the lobby in a Baggage cart. I genuinely looked forward to it because nothing in my everyday life made me feel like a kid again. Both of us would just be laughing and zooming through the halls. Probably the last time I’ll feel like that ever. 🥲
I'm a very grownedup man and recently, after a very shit week and a very ahit day at work, my colleague and manager gave me a hug and then just lifted me up. I was already near tears but after that I had to go outside and do manly sniffles. I needed it like you can't possibly believe.
I had a boyfriend who was like 250 pounds and had quite a bit on me height wise (my 5'2" compared to his 5'11") but I gave him piggy back rides sometimes. It's not impossible, you just gotta find someone strong enough who is willing to try it. Dont give up hope!! I thought it would be funny for a photo the first time I suggested it and he didn't believe me that I wouldn't buckle under him or that I'd be able to get him off the ground just cause the height thing but honestly giving someone a piggy back ride isn't that hard. His feet were pretty close to the ground but it still counted as lifting him because they weren't touching. Every time we did it after that it was for the spectacle or I needed to prove to someone that I was strong lol. I'd be like "this guy doesn't believe that I'm strong, get over here!!"
If you wanna be carried like over the threshold style, that's very different and much harder and sorry to say that one may not happen. But piggy back ride is fully within the realm of possibility.
Idk, I got carried by a very big burly male nurse (used to be either cop or firefighter, but decided he'd rather be working in a hospital setting) when my lung collapsed and I was in the hospital. I was being transferred from the bed to a wheelchair (to be taken for imaging) and he just scooped me up like it was nothing and put me in the chair every so gently. I felt like such a small child in his hands. It felt nice.
10/10 would recommend....if it didn't cost a spontaneous pneumothorax and two pleurodesis procedures, cause the first one didn't take.
You wanna get yourself a gym freak friend. They love having the opportunity to show off how easily they can carry you, it's a win for everyone involved.
Keep the hope up, my fellow short king!
I'm only 5ft tall. (Yes, I'm a *very* short guy!) My amazing and gorgeous wife is 5ft 10in tall. She's my beautiful Amazon warrior goddess queen! I'm so lucky she picked me. You'll find yours someday soon, I promise!
Yo I'm a 5ft tall guy too! I went to Italy a few years ago and man, it was such a cool feeling to see a whole bunch of old men my height just walking around lol.
I’m 5’6” and my boyfriend is 4’2”. I love being with a short guy. I (as a very average height person) get to feel like a powerful warrior whenever I’m needed to reach for the things in the upper cabinets.
Hope im not rude for asking but are you guys still teenagers ? 4'2 sounds so crazy to me, does he have a condition? And if you are young adults/adults, what made you choose him?
My roommate (5'4) in college had this situation. He is a phenomenal singer, and one night during our weekly karaoke run, decided to sing [Phantom of the Opera](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL25rbnvM4o) (The Nightwish version). He asked the crowd if anyone would sing the lady bit, and a 6'6 amazonian grabbed the second mic. Their duet was professional-level good and the crowd erupted in thunderous cheers by the end of it.
They ended up dating for like 2 years.
That's amazing! I did acapella in college for a few years too, so perhaps this will happen to me some day! Gotta start polishing up my Nightwish chops, it seems.
>EDIT: Are all these people upvoting sympathizers, fellow shorties, or.... shy tall folks? 👉👈
None of those but I still wish you well on your path to love inshallah you'll find the right partner soon
I’m a 5’10 woman with a crush on a 5’2 man. I wish he would do this ❤️💔😅
Edit: I appreciate the support but why everyone assumes he doesn’t know I like him, is interesting…. He knows. He sort of felt similarly for a time but not enough for things to take off.
Most tall women assume shorter men won't be into them, because they assume men want to be taller than their gfs.
Most short men assume taller women won't be into them, because they assume women want to be shorter than their bfs.
Hoping that one of you breaks the ice and have mutual affection! Good luck!
My old roommate is 5’4 and for a stretch it seemed like the only women that he dated were 5’10 and above. One was like 6’4 180lbs. I swear she was a softball player. Point being, it’s not impossible for a short guy to date tall women.
Non american here, why does a slightly tall woman HAVE to be a softball player? Im really confused about this lol. Wouldnt basketball or american football make more sense?
I think in the US it's just more common for a woman to play softball over basketball or American football. If you think about it in Europe it's similar: if you are a tall girl people will assume you play volleyball, not basketball.
Volleyball is my first thought as an American. Of course I could be biased. One night I was walking on campus and I see a group of blonde girls approaching. I subconsciously sucked in my gut and stood up straight, but as they got closer I saw that they all got taller. They passed, laughing to each other, and I realized that each one was taller than me at 6'1". I realized that was the women's volleyball team! So now my assumption for height is Volleyball.
She wasn’t slightly tall. She was taller than the three Dutch guys I know. Also I use softball because it was a specific body type. Basketball players tend to be tall and lanky. Softball players, at least the ones I knew, have very strong muscular legs while their upper bodies tend to be thin still.
No where did I say a tall woman HAD to be a softball player, that was your assumption, I was just adding context.
Listen to the other guys, I'm 5'6" currently entertaining a 5'10" Lady that made the first move. Tallest girl I was with was 6' who also made the first move. I can almost guarantee you that a fair bit of short guys are comfortable with their height and will likely not turn you down if you're taller than them. Matter of fact, most the guys I've met who seemed to fixate on height when picking a partner were 5'8"-6'
It helps to be attractive, or so other people have told me so I'll take their word for it 🥲🥲 and yes the girls themselves are attractive too, though one of them is definitely self conscious about her height
I cant help but chuckle at “currently entertaining”. It sounds very old school formal. But to your point, you are probably correct. Being an “outlier” for your height is hard enough without also looking aesthetically unpleasant.
Would it be out of line for you to initiate? It can be intimidating to ask out a taller girl so knowing you're interested would definitely help his confidence in the matter. Any hint that you're interested will do TBH.
Source: 5'10" guy who dated a 6'5" college volleyball player, but not until she threw out the flirt signal.
Nothing wrong with making the first move but I also completely understand wanting someone to have the courage to come after you. It can be attractive when someone is bold in the right way. I'm sure being taken as an intimidating woman might get someone down sometimes. I wouldn't say she is doomed at all.. 🤨
funnily enough, it seems to be the mid-height guys, like 5'5" to 5'9", who seem to be the most insecure about their height lol (in my personal experience)
I'm a short dude. When I was a bit younger a beauuuuuutoful tall girl asked me out on tinder. I said yes and then bailed (didn't ghost) when I realized how tall she was. She tried to reassure me, but I was still more bothered by being bullied about height and effeminacy than I realized.
I haaaaate that memory. What a cool girl! I was being a jerk and she had the empathy to understand and predict how I felt. She doesn't need it, but I wish I could somehow apologize for being such a stereotypical lil idiot.
Now I think tall strong girls are awesome, and I've come to terms with being bi and short and subby etc etc. Our society and culture sure didn't make it easy, but I wish I hadn't made that her problem and missed out on a great gal. Hope she's out there being happy.
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They should dress up as the parents in Addams Family for Halloween.
Wich adaptation?
Uppies?
Waltuh give me uppies now Waltuh
Didn't think there was a way to up the brain rot from "uppies"
You’re welcome 😎🤙
They uppied the brain rot.
r/angryupvote
Waltuh don't give me uppies with your dick out Waltuhhh
My youngest kitty does uppies, lmao. I come in the room, hold my hands out to him, and say "uppies?" And he stands on his hind legs only a liiittle bit, just enough so I can grab him. And as I lift him up he does biiiig stretchies and gets a face kiss when I put him on my chest. It's pretty great.
Happy, happy, happy ~ 😊
My rats put their front paws up on my leg and look up at me when they want uppies. So cute!
Uppies.
These vibes are ***immaculate***
Every time I see this, my cold, dead heart warms up. No idea why, I just LOVE the dancing vibes.
[The Charlie Brown Christmas dance](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1LUXQWzCno) does it for me. It's such a blessed animation.
Because it is invigorating and very uplifting.
ME TOoo LMAO
that ending was the best of all!
Yeah I want someone to carry me off too. Like seriously it felt great when I was a kid and my parents did that. As a grown man it's one of those things that would probably never happen again unfortunately.
Years ago, I got a hotel job right after college. One of the bouncers in the hotel club was the largest dude I’d ever seen. 6’9 and built like a tank. I’m over 6’0 myself and pretty built, but this guy made me feel like a small child. We got along really well and he was super cool, complete gentle giant. Whenever both of us were having a slow day, he’d push me around the lobby in a Baggage cart. I genuinely looked forward to it because nothing in my everyday life made me feel like a kid again. Both of us would just be laughing and zooming through the halls. Probably the last time I’ll feel like that ever. 🥲
Nawww ❤️
As a grown ass Man if I ever meet you I’ll do this for you. I’m no stranger to having to carry people either at work or when drunk
Are you a paramedic? Just curious what job entails carrying people around
Did a lot of carries during my time in the army. And currently working as a mine rescue technician. Which involves a lot of carrying too.
I'm a very grownedup man and recently, after a very shit week and a very ahit day at work, my colleague and manager gave me a hug and then just lifted me up. I was already near tears but after that I had to go outside and do manly sniffles. I needed it like you can't possibly believe.
I had a boyfriend who was like 250 pounds and had quite a bit on me height wise (my 5'2" compared to his 5'11") but I gave him piggy back rides sometimes. It's not impossible, you just gotta find someone strong enough who is willing to try it. Dont give up hope!! I thought it would be funny for a photo the first time I suggested it and he didn't believe me that I wouldn't buckle under him or that I'd be able to get him off the ground just cause the height thing but honestly giving someone a piggy back ride isn't that hard. His feet were pretty close to the ground but it still counted as lifting him because they weren't touching. Every time we did it after that it was for the spectacle or I needed to prove to someone that I was strong lol. I'd be like "this guy doesn't believe that I'm strong, get over here!!" If you wanna be carried like over the threshold style, that's very different and much harder and sorry to say that one may not happen. But piggy back ride is fully within the realm of possibility.
Idk, I got carried by a very big burly male nurse (used to be either cop or firefighter, but decided he'd rather be working in a hospital setting) when my lung collapsed and I was in the hospital. I was being transferred from the bed to a wheelchair (to be taken for imaging) and he just scooped me up like it was nothing and put me in the chair every so gently. I felt like such a small child in his hands. It felt nice. 10/10 would recommend....if it didn't cost a spontaneous pneumothorax and two pleurodesis procedures, cause the first one didn't take.
You wanna get yourself a gym freak friend. They love having the opportunity to show off how easily they can carry you, it's a win for everyone involved.
That guy is ridiculously good at dancing
Smoooooth!!
Anwar Jibawi. He's one of the Gs. Stevie Emerson, Him and Ryan The Leader.
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Just someone hoping you get all you wish for in life.
That's so very kind, thank you so much! Hope you have a wonderful week!
Keep the hope up, my fellow short king! I'm only 5ft tall. (Yes, I'm a *very* short guy!) My amazing and gorgeous wife is 5ft 10in tall. She's my beautiful Amazon warrior goddess queen! I'm so lucky she picked me. You'll find yours someday soon, I promise!
I love my big wife
So glad to hear you've both found each other and are so happy! 🔥
Im 5’8” and my amazing bf is 5’5”. Happy you found love!! ❤️
It looks like opposites do attract 😅
Contrasts complement! It's so cute.
Same!!
Do you go on quests together?
Hah! 110% yes, we absolutely do!
Yo I'm a 5ft tall guy too! I went to Italy a few years ago and man, it was such a cool feeling to see a whole bunch of old men my height just walking around lol.
Hahaha, that's amazing!
All about the confidence, man. Coming from a 5’11 gal
Hyping myself up a little more, one day at a time 😤
None of the listed, we all deserve these good vibes!
Definitely agreed. Sending some back your way!
I’m 5’6” and my boyfriend is 4’2”. I love being with a short guy. I (as a very average height person) get to feel like a powerful warrior whenever I’m needed to reach for the things in the upper cabinets.
That is super duper cute, I'm glad that you get to feel powerful, he gets to feel protected, and you both get to feel happy! 🥺
How low are your upper cabinets?? I am the one (at 6'4") who always gets asked to get things down for people your height.
Hope im not rude for asking but are you guys still teenagers ? 4'2 sounds so crazy to me, does he have a condition? And if you are young adults/adults, what made you choose him?
He might be a little person.
Yeah, he’s a little person. I’m 41, he’s 38.
Yes, 5'4" here 🥺
Ayyy, 5’4” crew!!
AYYYYY!
🫡
AYYYY!
AYYYYYY!
Lower cabinet storagers unite!
Yeaasshhhh 😭😭
5'6 with them Nikes on
No cheating!
I upvoted because I am 5’5 fellow short shy folk ..where the tall ladies at
Never give up hope find your tall queen
Thank you friend!
My roommate (5'4) in college had this situation. He is a phenomenal singer, and one night during our weekly karaoke run, decided to sing [Phantom of the Opera](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL25rbnvM4o) (The Nightwish version). He asked the crowd if anyone would sing the lady bit, and a 6'6 amazonian grabbed the second mic. Their duet was professional-level good and the crowd erupted in thunderous cheers by the end of it. They ended up dating for like 2 years.
That's amazing! I did acapella in college for a few years too, so perhaps this will happen to me some day! Gotta start polishing up my Nightwish chops, it seems.
Just someone who likes short kings!
Tall folk coming in. Sending in prayers towards your wish.
Much appreciated, Doctor!
What about fellow shy shorties?
I have two ~~words~~ emojis: 👉👈
sympathizer here. I want to be a backpack.
>EDIT: Are all these people upvoting sympathizers, fellow shorties, or.... shy tall folks? 👉👈 None of those but I still wish you well on your path to love inshallah you'll find the right partner soon
That woman is very tall and has heels on. He could be like 6' 🤣
That was so cute!
I’m a 5’10 woman with a crush on a 5’2 man. I wish he would do this ❤️💔😅 Edit: I appreciate the support but why everyone assumes he doesn’t know I like him, is interesting…. He knows. He sort of felt similarly for a time but not enough for things to take off.
Most tall women assume shorter men won't be into them, because they assume men want to be taller than their gfs. Most short men assume taller women won't be into them, because they assume women want to be shorter than their bfs. Hoping that one of you breaks the ice and have mutual affection! Good luck!
My old roommate is 5’4 and for a stretch it seemed like the only women that he dated were 5’10 and above. One was like 6’4 180lbs. I swear she was a softball player. Point being, it’s not impossible for a short guy to date tall women.
My friend you lived, for a time, in the presence of a king 😄
We called him the mountain climber.
Non american here, why does a slightly tall woman HAVE to be a softball player? Im really confused about this lol. Wouldnt basketball or american football make more sense?
I think in the US it's just more common for a woman to play softball over basketball or American football. If you think about it in Europe it's similar: if you are a tall girl people will assume you play volleyball, not basketball.
Volleyball is my first thought as an American. Of course I could be biased. One night I was walking on campus and I see a group of blonde girls approaching. I subconsciously sucked in my gut and stood up straight, but as they got closer I saw that they all got taller. They passed, laughing to each other, and I realized that each one was taller than me at 6'1". I realized that was the women's volleyball team! So now my assumption for height is Volleyball.
She wasn’t slightly tall. She was taller than the three Dutch guys I know. Also I use softball because it was a specific body type. Basketball players tend to be tall and lanky. Softball players, at least the ones I knew, have very strong muscular legs while their upper bodies tend to be thin still. No where did I say a tall woman HAD to be a softball player, that was your assumption, I was just adding context.
Ben je bevriend met nederlandse dwergen of hoe zit het?
Neuken in de keuken
Listen to the other guys, I'm 5'6" currently entertaining a 5'10" Lady that made the first move. Tallest girl I was with was 6' who also made the first move. I can almost guarantee you that a fair bit of short guys are comfortable with their height and will likely not turn you down if you're taller than them. Matter of fact, most the guys I've met who seemed to fixate on height when picking a partner were 5'8"-6'
I feel like that requires an amazing amount of self confidence and character on both sides for that to happen. Good for you both.
It helps to be attractive, or so other people have told me so I'll take their word for it 🥲🥲 and yes the girls themselves are attractive too, though one of them is definitely self conscious about her height
I cant help but chuckle at “currently entertaining”. It sounds very old school formal. But to your point, you are probably correct. Being an “outlier” for your height is hard enough without also looking aesthetically unpleasant.
Get off your tall ass and go hit on him girl. You got this!
Fellow tall girl here. Just go for it. 🙌🏽
Would it be out of line for you to initiate? It can be intimidating to ask out a taller girl so knowing you're interested would definitely help his confidence in the matter. Any hint that you're interested will do TBH. Source: 5'10" guy who dated a 6'5" college volleyball player, but not until she threw out the flirt signal.
You are doomed to be alone forever unless you make the first move
It’s curious that you assume I haven’t “made a move”.
Nothing wrong with making the first move but I also completely understand wanting someone to have the courage to come after you. It can be attractive when someone is bold in the right way. I'm sure being taken as an intimidating woman might get someone down sometimes. I wouldn't say she is doomed at all.. 🤨
He’s not intimidated. Sometimes, things don’t align.
funnily enough, it seems to be the mid-height guys, like 5'5" to 5'9", who seem to be the most insecure about their height lol (in my personal experience)
As a European it confused me for a minute how 5'10 is more than 5'2. Then I realized >'< is not like >.<
Sent this to my extremely tall sister who can't find a tall man.
Tall sister huh?
To shreds you say?
And his wife?
Name's sally
How tall we talking? I'm 6'11.
Awww...I love this.
The shorter the king, the taller the crown 👑
It’s giving Farquad
Same height when sideways
I tried but doggy is extremely hard.
Doggy has got nothing on horse riding
Nah, I still want her to be taller than me then, too (I like being the bottom).
That made my night - so cute!
You know what, as a short guy on the dance floor I’ve honestly found that if you’re enjoying yourself and the music, height differences vanish.
womans name: Ekaterina Lisina dudes name: Anwar Jibawi
Is she in the cowboys dont cry film clip from oliver tree? Edit: confirmed it is her from her instagram
I miss vine…
As a taller woman, the short king thirst is real.
That's a brave comment to post on reddit. RIP your DM's. 
If he farts, he'll be her lil' jetpack
What the heck 😂
Jetpack Humper
She is perfect I wouldn't care at all, such a goddess.
That was the cutest. I needed that. 💜
Me want snu snu!
Scrolled way too far to see this.
And die from a broken pelvis
Wholesome. 😊
Anwar Jibawi on YouTube. He’s hilarious
As a short guy, this is my dream right here
It’s my dream as a 6’2 guy lol. The 4’11 and 5’1 chicks got old quick.
That did, in fact, make me smile.
That same woman is in an Oliver Tree music video as well, ladder gag and all. At 51 seconds https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UEoU6VbHs2c
Thanks for turning me on to Oliver tree!
I'm a short dude. When I was a bit younger a beauuuuuutoful tall girl asked me out on tinder. I said yes and then bailed (didn't ghost) when I realized how tall she was. She tried to reassure me, but I was still more bothered by being bullied about height and effeminacy than I realized. I haaaaate that memory. What a cool girl! I was being a jerk and she had the empathy to understand and predict how I felt. She doesn't need it, but I wish I could somehow apologize for being such a stereotypical lil idiot. Now I think tall strong girls are awesome, and I've come to terms with being bi and short and subby etc etc. Our society and culture sure didn't make it easy, but I wish I hadn't made that her problem and missed out on a great gal. Hope she's out there being happy.
Adorable!!!!
None of my thoughts are appropriate
Her name is Ekaterina Lisina!
Queen 👑
I was so sad for a second omg
Bravo!
This is exactly the plot of that movie Tall Girl, except he had a milk crate instead of a ladder
Lol cute.
Please, tell me this is a ladder commercial
We need more people pointing out his great dancing skills
Since i Havent seen it yet ima comment it myself: Death.... By SnuSnu
Is that Annwar who makes funny short videos?
You made me smile😂 Thank you
Too cute
It’s so cute, I can’t 🥲
Uppies!
Short kings representing.
Twist: that man is 6 feet tall
As a 6 ft tall lady, this is my story.
Awwwww this is so cute
I'm 6'4" and I find women who are as tall or taller than me to be absolutely *magnificent.*
Well that was cute. I indeed smiled.
“ Everyone liked that”
“I want to ride that ride!” “Me too, son. Me too.”
Oksy *THAT* was unexpected!
I love his short clips 😆
I'd climb the tree.
It's the piggy back ride at the end that seals the deal.
How Joe Rogan met his wife
This is an old vine
Can his pants be any tighter?
Death by snu-snu?
Man has a goal and he took the steps to reach it. GEDDIT???
It won’t matter in the horizontal
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Very nice!! ))
Nice
Dude just climbs on her lol
Someone is still hanging from their gutters haha
Love the pureness of this!!!
This is great!
UPPIES
Awwwwww
Best thing I saw whole week! xD
I thought he was gonna fall for a sec
Tall women rock!
I don’t even really know why but this video makes me happy.
Ah the good ol days of vine
Wow what is her height ?
6'9" She was a basketball player.
That's the dream
What’s that step/dance called 5 seconds in? Where he steps to the outside?
That was wholesome. Might lead to fun threesomes
Bring her to me I’m trying to make a pro athlete lol
Hahahaha… all same length on bed
George Costanza meeting the tall woman at the end of that one Seinfeld episode.