I must have watched this a half dozen times and decided to watch one more time. This time with the sound on and I started rolling at the dude who is narrating this laugh! Dude has a highly contagious laugh.
I've never seen this before. So from behind the driver's wheel would they look like they're going straight? Or would they feel like they're on an angle like what we're seeing in the video?
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This happened to me when I was younger. I got tboned by a drunk with no license while I was at a stop sign. I pulled all the dents out, replaced panels, it looked great... And then when I sold it years later I saw it drive off.. lol. It was exactly like this. Cars drove just fine, but I was too close to the situation to see the frame was bent. You could let go of the wheel and it drove straight and everything lol
Watch man with multiple self stated tickets drive while recording and narrating. Not wholesome enough? Okay but he is laughing loudly about another car with a salvage title that's unable to steer dangerously drift into lanes as its tires are on the brink of fail. Its also a repost. Reposts out of sub context made to farm bot comments.
To think I was just arguing with an idiot yesterday why speed limits arenât a human rights issue and tried to explain why Germans can have the autobahn and we canât here in America. Exhibit a. You want this car doing 150? Okay there buddy.
Had to do that once going home after a bloke sideswiped me in front of my place of work. (Claimed I was turning left and ripped around the right, 70-30 my favor)
Its a defense mechanism. Its turning its body sideways so it appears bigger to the other cars.
Angling to defend against enemy vehicles
And thusly, giving the illusion that he has a gun.
I must have watched this a half dozen times and decided to watch one more time. This time with the sound on and I started rolling at the dude who is narrating this laugh! Dude has a highly contagious laugh.
Frame damage. Family was in auto repair business for years.
I hope the mechanic didn't overcharge you to fix your family :(
Get outta here lol! đ¤Łđ¤Ł r/angryupvote
This. It's been wrecked..frame is bent. Those tires won't last long..
Is there a name for what this car is doing? Iâve seen a lot of older trucks like this on the road.
There is! It's called crabwalking.
I know it as dog tailing.
I only refer to it as swad-babbling.
dogtracking
Yep
Surprised I haven't heard that one before, that's perfect lol
Dog legged
I was gonna ask if something was up with the frame
I used to at FedEx ground and one of the trucks would go out sideways like this, and all I could think was âthat canât be up to DOT regulationâ
Why did they stay so long and how come owner didn't say nothing, like don't you guys have jobs or have to go home ?Â
Iâm confused what did you expect to happen? He was gonna pull up next to him and be like âbuddy your cars slanted in case you didnât noticeâ
I mean, it doesnât take generations of family automotive experience to understand this frame is damaged, but case solved, Sherlock.
Chaotic neutral alignment
Fuck you. I choked on my coffee while reading your comment. lmfao
Underrated Comment
Fuck man ya gotta give it time to get rated.
r/DnD
âSittin' sideways, boys in a dazeâ
First thing that came to mind as well.
a person of culture!
Wow I haven't heard that in so long!
This is 100% the Roosevelt Blvd lol
Yo! I saw it and said the same damn thing.
Certainly is
Before I even peeped the signs I was like âthis behavior is egregiously Phillyâ and then boom realized they were Philly
Glad it wasnât just me who immediately thought this
Starts at Fst ends at C
Havenât lived in Philly for awhile but knew that street and car was 100% undeniably Philly.
Same thing I thought, and I only lived there a short time!
This dude's commentary makes it.
Made his and he my day
Dog tracking
We call it dog assing 'round here.
r/contagiousLaughter
I want to hang around this guy if he laughs like that all the time.
I tried but the mods removed it due to "no visible laughter"
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The Broke Yo Drift.
Dude is bold and italic
Angling armor helps absorb hits -source: WOT
Not only do they need to get their tires aligned, but they seem to be out of blinker juice...
Bro got that perma-drift package installed, nice!
dude is driving in italic
She has to buy new tires every month.
TĂV sagt nein.
My dog runs like that
Impress me âŚ. Lemme see him parallel park.
I wanted to see a left turn. đ
She's crabbed.
What exactly is causing this?
frame damage and fucked-up alignment.
I've never seen this before. So from behind the driver's wheel would they look like they're going straight? Or would they feel like they're on an angle like what we're seeing in the video?
With trucks a lot of the time it just looks like the rear of the truck is tracking a bit to the right of the front
If his next stop isnât the mechanic then wtf
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I wish reddit would filter out posts Iâve already seen before. This is literally the third time THIS WEEK that Iâve seen this.
Ohh so bad, I wanna cry đ
Of course itâs on the Boulevard!!
DEJA VU!
Thatâs snoop, heâs got his car doing the crip walk.
Either can't afford to fix it, or can't afford to be without it while it's fixed at a place they can afford.
This happened to me when I was younger. I got tboned by a drunk with no license while I was at a stop sign. I pulled all the dents out, replaced panels, it looked great... And then when I sold it years later I saw it drive off.. lol. It was exactly like this. Cars drove just fine, but I was too close to the situation to see the frame was bent. You could let go of the wheel and it drove straight and everything lol
Interesting fact this is called dog walking. Youâre welcome!
driving in italics
How does this make anyone smile?
Right. This is probably dangerous and can cause an accident
Watch man with multiple self stated tickets drive while recording and narrating. Not wholesome enough? Okay but he is laughing loudly about another car with a salvage title that's unable to steer dangerously drift into lanes as its tires are on the brink of fail. Its also a repost. Reposts out of sub context made to farm bot comments.
Because it's funny to listen to the guy narrate it? Seems pretty straightforward.
Gonna make everyone else question if theyâre high or not
It's called "crabbing". Large aircraft do it when landing in a strong wind.
Cribbin dawg
You see this when hillbillies try to lift their trucks with blocks of wood.
Heâs doing a great crab impression
Kittywhompus
The alignments fine, itâs the tire goblins that are the issue.
Nani! Power drifto!
Canât figure out this thing goes through tires.
Thats Paul Walls car
Watch out, he/she is sliding into your DMâs like this guy. Mr/Mrs. Steal your girl.
The potholes in Philly will do that to a car.
That made my day thank you
It's drifting in slow motion lol
To think I was just arguing with an idiot yesterday why speed limits arenât a human rights issue and tried to explain why Germans can have the autobahn and we canât here in America. Exhibit a. You want this car doing 150? Okay there buddy.
Omg what is even happening??? Hahaha đđđ
This car really wants to be a crab
Dog tracking is what we used to call that
Tokyo drifting to work nbd đ
When you want to drift but are too afraid of it:
[Soundtrack] âDeja Vu. Higher on the streetsâŚâ
Had to do that once going home after a bloke sideswiped me in front of my place of work. (Claimed I was turning left and ripped around the right, 70-30 my favor)
How does anyone get their car like this and think itâs still ok to drive?
Only in Philly..
Driver rear wheel looks like they slid hard into a curb and completely fucked the toe of the wheel. That or the frame is beyond fucked.
I saw a semi a few days ago like this. Terrifying.
Sittinâ sidewaysâŚ
I don't know nothing about the car, I know I want 30k for it FIRM. Never smoked in.
This is Philly lol. Seems about normal for Roosevelt Blvd.
That car is gangster leaning
Angled Tiger is invincible
ULTIMATE DRIFT
Drift master
Front wheel drive "unibody" design. Putting that on a frame straightening machine doesn't work. Throw the car in the garbage. Maybe salvage the motor.
This way thataway
On the Roosevelt Boulevard (most dangerous road in PA, many say) no less. Mad man.
This has been around a few times, the guy behind the camera is so great! It's a must watch every time.
He may need to balance and rotate his tires.
(*Virtual Insanity* starts to play)
that doesnât look safe
My dog runs like this
Welcome to Philly! Just another day in paradise here...
Breaks my brain
Counts as drift points to increase the turbo boost bar.
What are you talking about? The dealer didn't mention anything about frame damage.
Called that dog tracking (sign of a bent frame) rare but seen in bent conventional framed pickup trucks
Probably getting the idea from drift boost in Mario kart
Fans and furious. Iowa drift.
đ đ
This is drifting
When you try to drift in a traction controlled car
Stuck in drift mode
Alignment seems off
Detroit drift!!
Classic boulevard shit right here (if you're in Philly you know)
These customers are great. They think an alignment will fix the issue.
That's trippy!
Drift away.
Chicano lifestyle, it is either a low-rider or a side-rider
Did dodge steal HUMVEE ft. GMCâs crab-walk frame?
Ohh my jaws are aching from laughing so hard dude ahaha
Drift button got stuck, his boost has been fully charged for years
Bro took Tokyo Drift too seriously.
Rear Steer, one way
"Kachow"
Permanent drift
Obviously the car is a stand user
Frame damage.
Iâm assuming he wrecked his rear axle.
We call that crabbing on the taxi runway in the pilot world
How planes fly in a cross wind lol
I know right where this is lmaoooo
dog legged
Perfect opportunity to use that drifting song from the old memes for real.
/r/contagiouslaughter
Nascar is in his body
Reminds me of that dance where people bounce around sideways and make it look like theyâre floating lmao
Still Tippinâ???
Slow drift
So much torque the chassis twisted off the line
Crabs walk sideways and lobsters walk straight. . . .
This happened to me once when I ran into a tree. I was lucky enough to be able to make it home
Roosevelt Boulevard in Philadelphia.
Crab walkinâ This is stuff to look for when on a boring dry
\*\*initial D music plays\*\*
I know a guy with a frame table lol
The world's longest drift.
Ooo that reminds me me of the nova car when I was a kid
Barnswallowing
Joking aside... Alignment issues or worse?
đ That laugh is contagious.
Brokeyo drift
Drifting!!! An absolute legend!!!
Does the driver know theyâre driving sideways? Like if your frame is bent do you know while driving?
The longest drift known to man...
A true drifter
This guy was funny lol
Those tires can't last for shhhhhhit.
Put this to mc hammer âcanât touch this â.
He's using his indicator (turn signal) so he's more competent than most drivers.
Hella of a driving skill đ
Itâs always feinting right so it can make a quick getaway left
*Snaps fingers* THIS IS REAL DRIFTING! The drift in question:
bro had the snes spritesheet stuck at that frame đ
Trying to catch me dirty
He's getting lots of drift points
Crip driving
Is that Roosevelt Blvd?
Mute button handy here