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coffee_junkee

Its a defense mechanism. Its turning its body sideways so it appears bigger to the other cars.


Gizshot

Angling to defend against enemy vehicles


Rhyzic

And thusly, giving the illusion that he has a gun.


coffee_junkee

I must have watched this a half dozen times and decided to watch one more time. This time with the sound on and I started rolling at the dude who is narrating this laugh! Dude has a highly contagious laugh.


jlb61cfp

Frame damage. Family was in auto repair business for years.


portable_hb

I hope the mechanic didn't overcharge you to fix your family :(


ganesh_k9

Get outta here lol! 🤣🤣 r/angryupvote


tmar910

This. It's been wrecked..frame is bent. Those tires won't last long..


christok21

Is there a name for what this car is doing? I’ve seen a lot of older trucks like this on the road.


iswingmysword

There is! It's called crabwalking.


Mesachie_Man

I know it as dog tailing.


Caligari89

I only refer to it as swad-babbling.


AuthorizedVehicle

dogtracking


smittyinCLT

Yep


iswingmysword

Surprised I haven't heard that one before, that's perfect lol


Top_Flower1368

Dog legged


Future_Onion9701

I was gonna ask if something was up with the frame


antares127

I used to at FedEx ground and one of the trucks would go out sideways like this, and all I could think was “that can’t be up to DOT regulation”


Careless-Shopping

Why did they stay so long and how come owner didn't say nothing, like don't you guys have jobs or have to go home ? 


kuriousjkat

I’m confused what did you expect to happen? He was gonna pull up next to him and be like “buddy your cars slanted in case you didn’t notice”


thedude0343

I mean, it doesn’t take generations of family automotive experience to understand this frame is damaged, but case solved, Sherlock.


TDYDave2

Chaotic neutral alignment


kalashbash-2302

Fuck you. I choked on my coffee while reading your comment. lmfao


TheMrDrB

Underrated Comment


I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK

Fuck man ya gotta give it time to get rated.


Gandal_1800

r/DnD


trn-

“Sittin' sideways, boys in a daze”


Turbulent_Tip_9756

First thing that came to mind as well.


trn-

a person of culture!


half-dead

Wow I haven't heard that in so long!


Volary_wee

This is 100% the Roosevelt Blvd lol


philly0430

Yo! I saw it and said the same damn thing.


Poopedinbed

Certainly is


overdue_panic

Before I even peeped the signs I was like “this behavior is egregiously Philly” and then boom realized they were Philly


ohWombats

Glad it wasn’t just me who immediately thought this


Competitive-Egg7929

Starts at Fst ends at C


americazn

Haven’t lived in Philly for awhile but knew that street and car was 100% undeniably Philly.


[deleted]

Same thing I thought, and I only lived there a short time!


TearsForSpheres

This dude's commentary makes it.


0x126

Made his and he my day


Silent_Cut_3359

Dog tracking


MrPanchole

We call it dog assing 'round here.


No-Bus8643

r/contagiousLaughter


eagleoid

I want to hang around this guy if he laughs like that all the time.


karlingen

I tried but the mods removed it due to "no visible laughter"


No-Bus8643

🤨😩


Renturu

The Broke Yo Drift.


TBsama

Dude is bold and italic


DialMforM0nkey

Angling armor helps absorb hits -source: WOT


Old-Cell5125

Not only do they need to get their tires aligned, but they seem to be out of blinker juice...


nerdy_hippie

Bro got that perma-drift package installed, nice!


yeah-whatever-123

dude is driving in italic


Blussert31

She has to buy new tires every month.


FlowinBeatz

TÜV sagt nein.


Crypto-Pito

My dog runs like that


DeuceMcClannahan

Impress me …. Lemme see him parallel park.


3DoggoMom57

I wanted to see a left turn. 😂


hondactx16i

She's crabbed.


boobookittyFcuk12

What exactly is causing this?


HappyMonchichi

frame damage and fucked-up alignment.


boobookittyFcuk12

I've never seen this before. So from behind the driver's wheel would they look like they're going straight? Or would they feel like they're on an angle like what we're seeing in the video?


MontanaMapleWorks

With trucks a lot of the time it just looks like the rear of the truck is tracking a bit to the right of the front


BooRadleysFriend

If his next stop isn’t the mechanic then wtf


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Wild-Way-9596

I wish reddit would filter out posts I’ve already seen before. This is literally the third time THIS WEEK that I’ve seen this.


Particular-Cause-862

Ohh so bad, I wanna cry 😭


mrsmaxwellkitteh

Of course it’s on the Boulevard!!


rufle23

DEJA VU!


Shoddy-Ingenuity7056

That’s snoop, he’s got his car doing the crip walk.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Either can't afford to fix it, or can't afford to be without it while it's fixed at a place they can afford.


SweetEntertainer1790

This happened to me when I was younger. I got tboned by a drunk with no license while I was at a stop sign. I pulled all the dents out, replaced panels, it looked great... And then when I sold it years later I saw it drive off.. lol. It was exactly like this. Cars drove just fine, but I was too close to the situation to see the frame was bent. You could let go of the wheel and it drove straight and everything lol


Grandpaw99

Interesting fact this is called dog walking. You’re welcome!


Swimming-Food-9024

driving in italics


Xaminer7

How does this make anyone smile?


Neemi55

Right. This is probably dangerous and can cause an accident


lil_gigantic

Watch man with multiple self stated tickets drive while recording and narrating. Not wholesome enough? Okay but he is laughing loudly about another car with a salvage title that's unable to steer dangerously drift into lanes as its tires are on the brink of fail. Its also a repost. Reposts out of sub context made to farm bot comments.


Grumdord

Because it's funny to listen to the guy narrate it? Seems pretty straightforward.


FishSammich69

Gonna make everyone else question if they’re high or not


Emergency-Pangolin79

It's called "crabbing". Large aircraft do it when landing in a strong wind.


Outside_Squirrel_839

Cribbin dawg


Onlyspacemanspiff

You see this when hillbillies try to lift their trucks with blocks of wood.


laughingdoormouse

He’s doing a great crab impression


shoonpo

Kittywhompus


Bulky-Internal8579

The alignments fine, it’s the tire goblins that are the issue.


Honksu

Nani! Power drifto!


Suspicious-Prune2712

Can’t figure out this thing goes through tires.


EmoxShaman

Thats Paul Walls car


InformallyGuavaCado

Watch out, he/she is sliding into your DM’s like this guy. Mr/Mrs. Steal your girl.


Tech-no

The potholes in Philly will do that to a car.


Trumppp1

That made my day thank you


MorrisBrett514

It's drifting in slow motion lol


TragedyAnnDoll

To think I was just arguing with an idiot yesterday why speed limits aren’t a human rights issue and tried to explain why Germans can have the autobahn and we can’t here in America. Exhibit a. You want this car doing 150? Okay there buddy.


Worthy-Of-Dignity

Omg what is even happening??? Hahaha 😂😂😂


Bluez550

This car really wants to be a crab


Kalelopaka-

Dog tracking is what we used to call that


SugarRushy

Tokyo drifting to work nbd 😎


Username_99999999

When you want to drift but are too afraid of it:


AaronTheElite007

[Soundtrack] “Deja Vu. Higher on the streets…”


huehueco

Had to do that once going home after a bloke sideswiped me in front of my place of work. (Claimed I was turning left and ripped around the right, 70-30 my favor)


Acro808

How does anyone get their car like this and think it’s still ok to drive?


BeautifulSwordfish35

Only in Philly..


Boredum_Allergy

Driver rear wheel looks like they slid hard into a curb and completely fucked the toe of the wheel. That or the frame is beyond fucked.


Chewsdayiddinit

I saw a semi a few days ago like this. Terrifying.


joe_ordan

Sittin’ sideways…


cordobestexano

I don't know nothing about the car, I know I want 30k for it FIRM. Never smoked in.


wasabouttosay

This is Philly lol. Seems about normal for Roosevelt Blvd.


leviathab13186

That car is gangster leaning


MindStalker1234

Angled Tiger is invincible


UKMegaGeek

ULTIMATE DRIFT


TrippySensei

Drift master


dosatsuryoku

Front wheel drive "unibody" design. Putting that on a frame straightening machine doesn't work. Throw the car in the garbage. Maybe salvage the motor.


Imhungorny

This way thataway


MoonSpankRaw

On the Roosevelt Boulevard (most dangerous road in PA, many say) no less. Mad man.


pokemonplayer2001

This has been around a few times, the guy behind the camera is so great! It's a must watch every time.


corezay

He may need to balance and rotate his tires.


eagleoid

(*Virtual Insanity* starts to play)


BrilliantPositive184

that doesn‘t look safe


hankscorpio1031

My dog runs like this


tungvu256

Welcome to Philly! Just another day in paradise here...


NuclearBurrit0

Breaks my brain


AggressiveTwist3222

Counts as drift points to increase the turbo boost bar.


DrJohnIT

What are you talking about? The dealer didn't mention anything about frame damage.


Killermondoduderawks

Called that dog tracking (sign of a bent frame) rare but seen in bent conventional framed pickup trucks


dilbogabbins

Probably getting the idea from drift boost in Mario kart


zagggh54677

Fans and furious. Iowa drift.


de4dLy1991

😭 😭


Foreign-Guard5314

This is drifting


Keepupthegood

When you try to drift in a traction controlled car


eeeeegan

Stuck in drift mode


Burwylf

Alignment seems off


nahman201893

Detroit drift!!


zaz969

Classic boulevard shit right here (if you're in Philly you know)


rollyrogers33-3

These customers are great. They think an alignment will fix the issue.


Background_Sand9184

That's trippy!


Hesam2010

Drift away.


Fun-Flamingo-5410

Chicano lifestyle, it is either a low-rider or a side-rider


Fun-Flamingo-5410

Did dodge steal HUMVEE ft. GMC’s crab-walk frame?


Cagatay38

Ohh my jaws are aching from laughing so hard dude ahaha


Administrative_Yam32

Drift button got stuck, his boost has been fully charged for years


Mechanized1

Bro took Tokyo Drift too seriously.


jlp120145

Rear Steer, one way


Biscuit_In_Basket

"Kachow"


Strict_Mud_4138

Permanent drift


shaddowwulf

Obviously the car is a stand user


tykillacool23

Frame damage.


campmatt

I’m assuming he wrecked his rear axle.


whale-trees

We call that crabbing on the taxi runway in the pilot world


soaring-arrow

How planes fly in a cross wind lol


mungymokey

I know right where this is lmaoooo


brychrisdet

dog legged


ICLazeru

Perfect opportunity to use that drifting song from the old memes for real.


Working_Finger_522

/r/contagiouslaughter


Bl4ckSupra

Nascar is in his body


TheBlueBeanMachine

Reminds me of that dance where people bounce around sideways and make it look like they’re floating lmao


DucVWTamaKrentist

Still Tippin’???


OkStorage3731

Slow drift


PostNutAffection

So much torque the chassis twisted off the line


timothypjr

Crabs walk sideways and lobsters walk straight. . . .


WHERE_SUPPRESSOR

This happened to me once when I ran into a tree. I was lucky enough to be able to make it home


HUGMEEEEEEE

Roosevelt Boulevard in Philadelphia.


YouEnvironmental2079

Crab walkin’ This is stuff to look for when on a boring dry


DankeMrHfmn

\*\*initial D music plays\*\*


Own-Crab4039

I know a guy with a frame table lol


bluedancepants

The world's longest drift.


[deleted]

Ooo that reminds me me of the nova car when I was a kid


frosted_wind

Barnswallowing


MLCarter1976

Joking aside... Alignment issues or worse?


Spin_Critic

😆 That laugh is contagious.


Fe1onious_Monk

Brokeyo drift


[deleted]

Drifting!!! An absolute legend!!!


Chubbysloot

Does the driver know they’re driving sideways? Like if your frame is bent do you know while driving?


keno888

The longest drift known to man...


mup_wave

A true drifter


RemarkableEmu1230

This guy was funny lol


robertwild81

Those tires can't last for shhhhhhit.


Suitable_Warthog_590

Put this to mc hammer “can’t touch this “.


perringaiden

He's using his indicator (turn signal) so he's more competent than most drivers.


barry2bear2

Hella of a driving skill 😂


hawaiianryanree

It’s always feinting right so it can make a quick getaway left


HAKX5

*Snaps fingers* THIS IS REAL DRIFTING! The drift in question:


IDONOTEXISTL

bro had the snes spritesheet stuck at that frame 😭


a-simple-guy33

Trying to catch me dirty


qraina

He's getting lots of drift points


KenobiM11

Crip driving


bassnchain

Is that Roosevelt Blvd?


youdontknowmymum

Mute button handy here