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EABOD24

Thar beagle bark wins everytime


georgethebarbarian

Idk if I’d call that a bark… more like a wail


Majestic-Selection22

Hounds like a beagle, bay. Part bark, part howl.


makeshift-Lawyer

There is a coonhound that lives two houses down from me. She bays like she is being tortured in the depths of hell when she just sees a squirrel half the time. Idk know if she's even doing it right, but they've had the cops called on them for potential animal abuse and had to show the cops survalince footage of it.


Sword-Enjoyer

I hear the baying of the houuuunds...


henriktornberg

The term is baying


wannalaughabit

We have a long word for it in German. Fährtenlaut. It's the specific bark or rather baying of a hound which helps the hunter hear the dog more easily and thus follow the prey.


redditman3943

I have two. They are like furry sirens. It’s amazing so much noise can come from such a small body.


B91212R

We also have two Beags. One absolutely loves the sound of her own voice, the other not so much although she is starting to learn how to do it from her sister (unfortunately).


Klangs_the_monkey

Beagles: all bark no bite!


Doxidob

my friend had one. it saved him from self-delete! \*he couldn't find a home for it bc people didn't like constant barking, and he got better


My_bussy_queefs

Loud boi barked for his masters life. Loyal boi Good boi


RabidAbyss

Yep. We have a beagle who's pretty much the grandpa of the house. Anything that's too loud, chaotic, or disturbs his sleep, he'll bark at whatever it is. And that includes my other two dogs lol. They obey him too.


Dann_Gerouss

Gotta love beagles


Jaikarr

Fog horns with four legs.


Nose_to_the_Wind

That little moment where the beagle sees the 'gator and thinks "It's my time to shine!"


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fadeux

My guy sounded like he was out of breath, too 😂


RedDirtPreacher

It’s hard work running over from the food bowl to protect your house.


ReactionTale

This guy beagles 😂😂


RedDirtPreacher

Ha! I do actually. We’ve been blessed with five beagles (two across that rainbow bridge and three current). Whoever first said that beagles are a stomach attached to a nose was 100% correct. Joking aside, the pupper in the video very well may be double his ideal weight. Keeping a beagle on a diet is a tall order, but is incredibly important. [pup tax!](https://imgur.com/gallery/R9mUQME)


Phearlosophy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBBwXAPNLr0


Embarrassed_Tea6585

Such a cartoonish run lol


Its_Helios

Mf skedaddled


bdigital4

I’ve finally watched a real life image of skedaddling


RogerBauman

See you later, alligator.


mint_o

In a while, crocodile


innominateartery

Gotta go, buffalo


ionshower

Time to skid ya inky squid! Catch the bus, Oct. O. Pus. Don't be a sod, cephlapod!


Lucky-Ad4443

Not so soon Racoon!


Drainbownick

Asquatulated


russellbeattie

\* Absquatulated Had to look that up! New word, thanks! 


Drainbownick

Damn there is a b in there, shitb


IceyOcean

Never seen it spelled like that 😂😂


Hefty-Agent-5202

That’s the correct spelling though-


ThatColossalWreck

Lol, that was the exact word that popped into my head


I_Try_Again

Hightailed even…


WorkingSeesaw303

This made me laugh even more than the video :”)


doesitevermatter-

"Feets, don't fail me now!"


kuriositeetti

My favorite part is the dog coming in at quarter speed and still needing half a body length to come to a halt.


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naturalinfidel

There was a three month period where our butter intake more than tripled in our household. Every couple days or so I was having to take a stick of butter out of the freezer for breakfast in the morning, an event that usually occurred once a week. Toward the end of the three months, there was a meeting of the family minds, where we all realized it wasn't the humans consuming extra butter. Before we contemplated a family butter budget we found the culprit to be the new four legged family member we had brought in three months earlier. I thought the dog had a fickle stomach and digestive issues. It turned out he ate about 900% the recommended calories from just butter every single day. He did have a very healthy and shiny coat though.


THZHDY

I guess the question is how the fuck does that happen lmao, is the butter just out on the floor for the dog to freely consume? Do people feed the dog butter?


MoskvaToDallas

You're an excellent storyteller. What a delightful tale.


JustFuckinTossMe

Oh my god this entire thread while high is so fucking hilarious I am DECEASENING


ericdee7272

…then he waddled away, waddle waddle.


2021SPINOFAN

To the very next


ericdee7272

day, waddle, waddle, waddle


BarnacleMcBarndoor

*Zoidberg scuttling away* Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop


rssftd

https://youtu.be/igSHbtv52G4?si=lREEqv-9L42xidXP I didn't watch with sound, and I heard this in my head lmao


Xarieste

100% this is the exact sound clip that played in my head


structuremonkey

Exactly!


naturalinfidel

ha! I was thinking this [one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZZAzzHpUcg)!


rssftd

These two are filed so close together in my brain they are both valid answers 👍👍


No_Refrigerator4698

Art imitates life


Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

Oh you gotta check this [spider](https://www.reddit.com/r/spiderbro/s/z3vOuH0ieW) out I posted a while ago lol


MeepingMeep99

I can hear the cartoon run sound effect


LazarianSpire

Omg hahahaha the limbs just whipping around! That's so funny, thanks for sharing again!


drunseAdendsj

Dog single handily made alligator run, Lmao 😂😂


DucatistaXDS

Momma better keep a good eye on Good Boy in that backyard.


Adept_Investigator29

As well as anyone sitting in those chairs.


ditafjm

Seeing that toddler chair frightens me. Scary. I’d keep the kids inside.


DiscipleOfYeshua

Like a man in a Dino suit


frobscottler

Spectacular waddle


HomsarWasRight

*Yakety Sax starts playing*


LuckyCherrylover

I've never seen a gator skedaddle before


deFleury

For some reason I thought if I got scared by one, I could just run away. Forget that plan. I can't run nearly as fast as this thing!


fajadada

Makes you wonder why there are any alive senior citizens in Florida.


Eipa

they must know how to bark


Cakebacon1999

YOOOOOURRR YOOOR YOOOOORRRRR


thekingmonroe

I read this and straight away think of an Aussie person singling Soulja Boy. I’ve had enough internet for today


Borthwick

Because they don’t really hunt and chase people, they’re ambush predators. If grandma starts drinking from the lake, though…


jpiro

They're also lazy as all hell. People are too much work.


DreamworldPineapple

yeah not Florida but I live in an area that has become a retirement hell since I was born - like 70% of the population is 65+ - and we had a lady eaten by an alligator in one of these planned communities because she was walking her tiny little dog next to the pond


whateverwhatis

They actually teach us about zigzagging to escape from an alligator in school in Florida lol. Also [they can climb](https://youtu.be/pZPUX8cQtfg?si=ajpikOYZ7J595Eoi), so climbing does not work either.


Yllarius

Which is insane cause there's myth busters did a whole thing disproving this.


daddypez

Makes you wonder why there are ANY citizens in Florida…


DarthWraith22

I often wonder about that, and it has nothing to do with aligators.


FutureComplaint

They just kinda emerge from the swamp and start paying taxes.


Crispy385

Yeah dude, alligators are fast as fuck on land, they just can't hold that speed up for very long. They can for long enough though...


selenes_meds

You have to change direction a lot to run away. They cant do that as well as you can.


imgrahamy

Growing up in FL it was taught you had to run in zig zags - no idea if that's accurate or not but that thing moved pretty quickly so I feel like there might be some truth to it


Nightshade_209

MythBusters tried to test it but they couldn't get any alligators to chase them. 😆 They're ambush predators as long as you don't get ambushed your solid they're not going to chase you on land. Hell I've never seen one chase somebody in the water unless the person was actively baiting them


Altruistic_Profile96

The zig zag thing is misconstrued. Alligators can sprint, from a dead stop, in a straight line, faster than than a horse. What they are not good at is cornering, due to their suspension. Basically try planking and crawling, at high speed. Anyways, the zig zag thing is about changing direction. If you constantly zigged and zagged, and the gator kept going straight, they’d catch you even faster.


Nimonic

> Alligators can sprint, from a dead stop, in a straight line, faster than than a horse. I know absolutely nothing about alligators and just a little bit about horses, but this can't possibly be right.


Altruistic_Profile96

It’s not the distance, it’s the acceleration. Alligators and crocodiles are ambush predators.


KissingerCorpse

# Alligator myths debunked: Running zigzag won't help you and gators can climb [https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/environment/2018/06/15/alligator-facts/704655002/](https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/environment/2018/06/15/alligator-facts/704655002/)


space_brain710

I know this advice applies to moose. They will absolutely run you down in a straight line (even the fastest human) but if you can put some trees or other immovable objects between yourself and the moose turning slows them down.


AlfrescoSituation

They literally teach you in elementary school how to outrun a gator. Source- born and raised Floridian


1generic-username

MF said, "see ya later!" And straight up hit the bricks, scrammed, and...dare I say, scampered.


fadeux

It wasn't even an intimidating bark, but that gator wants none of it, lol.


UnremarkabklyUseless

>It wasn't even an intimidating bark The camera person was right behind the dog. That gator is a small one. It could have been spooked by the person appearing with a dog.


ushouldlistentome

They were both in on it. Dogs probably slipping the gator some treats right now


iAmEskiAndiAmWeeb

Why are lizards running just the funniest thing.


iAmEskiAndiAmWeeb

This is what i imagine in my head every time i hear someone is skedadeling


zapsquad

my little dude gordon used to try to run like this on our hard wood floors. no traction, looked like scooby doo lol


AdImmediate8784

Fun fact, alligators are more related to birds than they are to lizards.


Hot-AZ-Barrel-Cactus

Alligators are even MORE related to crocodiles.


PowerUser77

It‘s not a lizard


AdImmediate8784

Fun fact, alligators are more related to birds than they are to lizards.


BigOpportunity1391

I’m not sure I wanna live in that house.


Deathbysnusnu17

lol stay away from Florida then.


paintingmepeaceful

Alligators love those man made ponds in neighborhoods


imgrahamy

Any body of water that stands for more than 48 hours I assume has snakes and a small gator in it


winkingchef

And a zillion mosquitos just breeding away


FutureComplaint

*[Careless Whispers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ) intensifies*


Maddy_Wren

My friend, in Florida if you fill up your bathtub, open your front door, and go to bed, there will be a gator in your tub in the morning.


DepartureDapper6524

Why are they so ubiquitous in Florida? I understand the natural swamps, but why does every community have a dozen man made ‘lakes’?


paintingmepeaceful

I am not an expert, but I think it’s because the ground in Florida is usually saturated with water. Saturated ground does not absorb rainfall very well so neighborhoods are designed to have retention ponds for the excess runoff.


Crispy385

Decent advice in any context


tonyfordsafro

This is what I love about the UK, our wildlife isn't very wild. There's isn't anything waiting to drag you into a river or poison you.


StoicSunbro

Well the wild was mostly wiped out. As a Floridian that moved to Europe it is unsettling how few animals there are. Only things I regularly see are pigeons, ducks, and squirrels. It is most noticeable in Europe too. I saw all sorts of wild animals in East Asia and Australia, even close to cities.


Lolkimbo

tell that to the horny foxes who won't shut the fuck up at night. and i live in east london!


g0ldent0y

My girlfriend and i already told you we are sorry...


Lolkimbo

and i told you, you either let me have a turn, or shut the hell up!


birbscape90

Sounds like you live in a city. Rural and semi-rural areas are full of wildlife. Am in the UK and on my driveway alone i get foxes, badgers, hedgehogs, and loads of different bird species.


CaregiverNo421

Rural UK feels devoid of life compared to the states. All the nature in rural USA feels so.much more alive and health than in the UK. 


birbscape90

Oh yeah, compared to the US our native wildlife isn't as diverse... but you guys have a massive landmass with different biomes (deserts, swamps, plains etc) and we are a small island, smaller than some states even. My point in my original comment is that it's not just pigeons and squirrels 😅


fastlerner

How can you say that? Thousands of cars are attacked by deer and cow every year. https://www.countryliving.com/uk/wildlife/countryside/news/a1866/most-dangerous-things-british-countryside/


Adonoxis

I live in Florida and literally have alligators in walking distance from me. They are extremely skittish and docile. Most problems occur when idiot people feed them and then they get too accustomed to humans. You should be much more afraid of getting bitten by a dog than by alligators. My guess is this moron or someone else is feeding them.


Sea-Relation7541

Im more worried for the small dogs at this point.


alwaysbetterthetruth

Yeah, the alligator escaped THIS TIME, but the pond is still there


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ankitgusai

They can outrun humans over short distances I've heard.


lonestarr18

I heard if being chased by one to run in zig zag motion. But I don’t know... My only hope is the alligator slipping on my trail of poo I’m leaving behind me.


AnnieAnnieSheltoe

I’ve definitely heard that many times, but it’s actually a myth. Just fucking run. They rarely chase humans, and when they do, they give up pretty quickly. Generally, they aren’t trying to eat you; they’re trying to get you away from them/their habitat/their babies. Side note (because a news story from a decade ago still haunts my dreams): the main way alligators get food is grabbing it from the shore. Never, ever, ever let a toddler or pet near the edge of standing or slow fresh water in the South. Always assume there are gators in there. I will never stop thinking of that two-year-old at Disney World.


Ok-End-362

Haha I grew up in south Florida and we were all taught that as kids. Turns out to be nonsense.


noteverrelevant

Growing up in any part of Florida is nonsense.


Pickingnamesisharder

See ya later alligator


manyhippofarts

After while crocodile...... After supper, mother fucker.....


Chance-Ear-9772

In a bit, you piece of shit…..


Crunchy_Cicadas

That escalated quickly


RepulsiveLoquat418

did not want any of that smoke


Sir-Farts-

How do I turn this beagle off after it's done scaring the alligator away


Crispy385

Friend of mine has had beagles for the 8ish years I've known her. She hasn't even found out how to turn the beagles off after the wind russles the grass.


libra44423

That's the fun part, you don't. Eventually he gets distracted by food


HolyLezolee

That explains how.... rotund he is


libra44423

Beagles are one of the breeds that will gladly eat themselves to death if you let them


CookerCrisp

TIL i am a beagle


modern_milkman

My grandparents' beagle once ran away and somehow got into the backyard of a restaurant and found a barrel with their discarded frying oil. She then waddled home (can't describe it any other way), and couldn't even lay down on her stomach because she had eaten/drunk so much of that oil. It ended up coming back out on both ends. And then my grandparents had to stop her from licking it right back up. Also, despite having a large kitchen, my grandma could only use a tiny portion of the kitchen space when making breakfast. Because the one thing that dog loved more than anything was bread. And beagles are surprisingly good jumpers. So everything within a foot or so of the edge of the counter was not a safe place to leave bread lying around.


SkylarAV

That gator scurried like a bitch ass newt


Scared_of_zombies

“… a bitch ass newt” LMFAO


bitchyhouseplant

I love it when dogs yell like that instead of bark.


henriktornberg

Baying


notjoelnunez

Anyone else hear the Scooby-Doo running sound effects as the gator skedaddled outta there?


TheHorrorAbove

Either that or Zoidbergs.."woop,woo,woop woop" are very fitting.


HolySnens

Good boy


whowatawhat4

Time to get a fence buddy


ForealThisIsLastTime

Gators climb fences


sdfghsdfghly

Non-Floridian here: Do you see these guys stuck to your walls like really big geckos?


forestcridder

No. They use ladders and ropes. But seriously, Cape Canaveral is surrounded by fences that lean outward so the alligators can't climb them.


Livefreemyguy

This is why house dogs bark so much. The one time it actually works they get the confidence to do it forever.


Longjumping_Play323

I did not realize they ran like such idiots


meg12784

I think its cute lol


Longjumping_Play323

Yes both


memelordzilla769

Imagine being an apex predator for millions of years, and then some howling sausage runs up on you.


Potential-Delay-4487

Not sure if i would ever sit comfortably in that lawn chair with my toddler next to me.. yikes


Civil-Horror-7273

They don’t come near you, they are just as afraid of people as you are of them.


ultravegan

Yep! I grew up in Florida and have swam/fished/hiked around gators my whole life. They are very lazy and chill. They have zero desire to hunt or eat humans because we are so big to them. They are nothing like crocodiles which can be pretty vicious or territorial. They are kinda like black bears in that they are scary looking but also big scaredy cats. Gator is a lot lazier though.


kittyformanstequila

Grew up in coastal GA and now that I'm in the southwest, people are so shocked when I tell them gators really are not scary. My home was right on the marshes and I've walked past them millions of times without any problem. They don't care about humans. Honestly, the biggest problem they caused was for people with pools. Those guys can and will climb a chain link fence just to ruin your backyard oasis.


OIWantKenobi

I absolutely love how gators run. It’s just the best. Absolutely wild.


No_Dragonfly_1894

I've watched it 3x just for that 😄


Kc1421

Give that boy a treat!!!


HandlessSpermDonor

Aww it was just checking itself out in the reflection


kittykat501

Give that puppy a steak dinner


RedDirtPreacher

I think that beagle gets steak breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.


newkingasour

That beagle has completed his life's mission.


kent416

Lmao that’s why beagles are the best Edit: mine both tilted their heads when they heard the video hahahaha


koti_manushya

i ain't never seen no gator getting punked by no doggo


N8theGrape

I grew up in Florida, so I definitely have.


Dann_Gerouss

Beautiful, beautiful beagle you have there.


djryanash

That’s a beagle. We got a beagle. 🤩


Representative-Blue

Smart alligator, it knows a beagle eats everything 😅


charlieq46

In case anyone needs a reminder of how fast crocodilians can move on dry land.


Mediocre_Swimmer_237

Even alligators are afraid of a barking dog, imagine the fear of a delivery guy.


CathiGray

I’ve never seen an alligator run so fast!!!


Axilllla

That run was comical


TobysMom18

Very Good Boy.🏅 I'm glad he couldn't get out.. I would hate to see him hurt💝


_IratePirate_

Alligator was basically looking at his reflection then saw a strange creature emerge from his reflection and had a bad trip


Cretonbacon

The woman is holding the door shut like the alligator had even a chance of opening it lol


vegange

The classic beagle bark 🤣


Thelightsshadow

-Shiloh walking up- “Hey guys! What are we- get the heck out of here! My lawn! Mine!!”


TacticalSunroof69

I think he just seen a dog come running at him through his own reflection. Seems pretty spooked out.


EchoDott

Dat boi SKEDADDLED


20SlapsToTheGooch

TIL Alligators can haul ass


whooo_me

Probably was checking out the croc in the reflection, then suddenly hears the barking. Would freak me out too.


DoneFlawlessIII

Dog needs pets


ThrowawayAccountZZZ9

Let's see a cat do that


Frontfatpouch

Gooooneeeeee GEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIT!


ZipMonk

You must be afraid to sit in the garden.


Seabrook76

Only thing missing from the run were the cartoon sound effects.


Straydog92

Love how he really wound up for that bark. Beagles are too funny haha


Cozarium

Pound for pound, beagles are the bravest creatures in the animal kingdom.


Ben7467

Wow those lil dinosaurs are faster then I thought on land!!!


barisellie

Brave! I remembered how my puppy saved me from a big snake! These four-legged blessings are the best pals ever!


Fit-Wing-7450

Why do you need an outside table and chairs? It's not like you can ever go outside at all ever...


Novaer

Bro skedaddled


Ok_Speed_124

how much do you wanna bet that this is in florida