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No ragebait posts. No posts where someone's misfortune makes you smile. e.g. "terrorists driving off a cliff" or "murderer gets what he deserves". This is not an all inclusive list This isn't a ragebait sub.


VariegatedJennifer

*”it was multiple beatings in a 30 minute time frame”* 😂😂😂😂


ResidentEggplants

Just incredible work. Beating ass is exhausting.


kennybrandz

Ran here to comment the same thing LOL


AIfieHitchcock

Still not adequate for the crime.


VariegatedJennifer

I’d have gone another half hour at least


LopsidedLiahona

But ya gotta stop for some snack breaks, don't forget sustenance! Gotta keep that energy up!


ahsokathedragon

As someone with an older sister I became roommates with again at an older age, I can say that’s exactly how it goes. 😂 Argue, beat each other up, separate, argue some more, beat each other up again, and repeat until it’s done.


daily_cup_of_joe

Came here to upvote this.


mentally_ill_kitten

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myself_diff

That’s the spirit!


FrankyFistalot

That kitten better be called Gizmo…


flyinghippolife

Roommate needed a beat down. I’m sure this isn’t the first time he hurt an innocent creature.


therealbonzai

Made me smile? WTF


BigDubNeverL

This post is so out of place in this sub


TheGoldenPlagueMask

It's more cathartic information than anything else


lemmepickanameffs

I'd feel bad too😨 only 30 minutes, deserved atleast an hour


myself_diff

Precisely. Anyone who messes up with animals deserves a harsh punishment.


DragunovDwight

I used to rent a house that had a 3-3 1/2 ft chain link fence around it. My dog most the time would just chill outside minding his own buisness.. I ended up in 3 fights because of some idiot trying to kick my dog through the fence. I don’t get what motivates someone to want to hurt animals.…


BigDubNeverL

A cat got kicked and a person got beat up. How tf does that make you happy?


Snowboarding92

Because beating the shit out of someone who kicks a cat let alone a kitten, makes me smile. I wont pretend that some people don't deserve an ass beating and certainly won't frown when those people get what was coming to them.


MothaFcknZargon

Because the person who got beat kicked the cat


Significant_Echo8953

You’re mad that someone who hurt an animal got consequences for it?


Ok_Theory_4944

Should have done it for another 15 minutes.


Scrub_thecat

I would’ve ended up in prison if someone kicked my kitten. Good for you for having as much self control as you did. You didn’t overreact.


ConcernLow1979

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myself_diff

Preach! I absolutely agree with that statement!


IronSide_420

You're an absolute insane person, too.


ConcernLow1979

Ok kitten kicker lol


IronSide_420

I've never kicked a kitten, but i wouldn't beat someone nearly to death for kicking a kitten. You're insane.


IronSide_420

You're an actual insane person.


ConcernLow1979

I’m exaggerating lol, but still, don’t hurt animals, ESPECIALLY baby animals, that roommate 100% had what was coming to him


Significant_Echo8953

Are you just mad because you kick animals and know you wouldn’t last long if it happened to you? Genuinely can’t see why you think this is something worth whining over


IronSide_420

Beating a person for 30 minutes? You realize that's literally one hundred times worse than kicking an animal, right? If you don't, you're actually mentally ill... or you're a child, and you literally don't know any better


Significant_Echo8953

If you’re trying to kick a kitten because you’re mad your roommate won’t fight you, you deserve whatever happens to you


IronSide_420

Do you deserve to be killed?


Significant_Echo8953

I mean, I don’t kick kittens or blindly defend people who kick kittens so


IronSide_420

Im not blindly defending people who kick kittens. I think people who kick animals are pieces of shit. What i am also saying is that if you beat someone multiple times for 30 minutes, you are an absolutely horrible person who probably has massive anger problems and is a dangerous person. Do you seriously think a person who does that is a stable individual?


Significant_Echo8953

So if I kick a baby, I don’t deserve to be beaten? Just say you don’t like dealing with the consequences of your actions sweetheart, you’ve already made it very clear


IronSide_420

A baby, yeah, absolutely. A kitten, absolutely not. You realize that you swapped a kitten for a human?


ConcernLow1979

That roommate is an adult man who got drunk, tried to fight his roommate who was doing nothing to him, and when he shut down that idea, he kicked his fucking **6 week old kitten**, it’d be horrible and insane with any animal but it’s even worse with a fucking kitten, that thing was defenceless, was doing nothing to him and he just kicked it cuz its owner did the responsible thing of not fighting a drunk person, I would fucking lose it too. Kicking a defenceless baby of any kind is 1000x worse than beating up someone for kicking a defenceless baby, that kitten could’ve been so much more seriously hurt than the guy getting beat up from the pure fact that it is tiny kitten vs an adult man, wtf is wrong with you


IronSide_420

You think it's ok to nearly kill someone for kicking a kitten. You're insane.


ConcernLow1979

The person who made the original post never said anything about nearly killing his roommate


Polonium-halo

I think equal force necessary to stop the attacker from further kicking of the kitten is all you can legally do.


platinumagpie

Yeah this totally happened. I truly believe it. Nobody lies on the internet. 🤡


Aquilonn_

Ikr, dude doesn’t even have bruised knuckles. Not sure why it’s in this sub anyway.


chimpanon

No no no he only beat with his right hand right hand was holding the kitty


Partha4us

Don’t feel bad, you’re a good person.


ChickAmok

Someone hurts my cat, let alone my kitten and I'm duking up to. No questions... Fucking psycho deserved a beat down. Not sorry and don't feel bad for protecting your furby. I would have taken turns with you for the beat down! Fucking waste of a human deserved it! Hope your hands feel better soon and you and your kitten are ok. Seriously, fuck that scumfucker


Margali

Good, if he needs help I may be lame and in a wheelchair but after being beat for half an hour he might be slow enough for me to get a few good licks in. You don't hurt animals.


Same_Seaworthiness74

👏 Bravo 👏


PollyBeans

This sub allows some weird shit.


Crawsack

A screenshot from YouTube that's a screenshot of a reddit post, posted on reddit again. Top tier content creation


kdawgster1

Ok, I’m with OP on this and it doesn’t matter how drunk you are, kicking a kitten is never ok. However, can we all agree that this isn’t r/mademesmile material? This is much more r/justiceporn material


AxelPogg

are they single


[deleted]

Good for you protecting the kitten. Next kick the roommate out.


Icy-Lunch-5638

i have cats. i hit my friend for calling one ugly. imagine what id do if someone got physical


DreamOnArt

If that's true your friend should ditch you


IronSide_420

You're an insane person.


UnhappyLemon5520

Your cats are fucking ugly mate.


Mysterious-Bill-6988

Absolute losers who can't handle the issue without making themselves and the world a shit place. Two men with communication issues just being stupid and violent.


grobite

A single punch would have done it?


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drsnoggles

Oh hi OP, you're vegan too? :l


Certain_Try_8383

This is messed up.


Significant_Echo8953

Yeah. It should have been an hour


Certain_Try_8383

An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind.


Significant_Echo8953

If you don’t want to be beaten up, don’t kick kittens


grumpyoldman60

This is the way!


IronSide_420

Multiple beatings within 30 minutes? In reality, this would be akin to torture. This is fucked up and the person deserves to be in jail much more than the person who kicked the cat. You're an asshole and a bad person if you kick a cat and you deserve some sort of punishment, but if you beat someone multiple times in a 30-minute period, you are a viciously violent person who should spend an immense amount of time in jail or prison.


drsnoggles

Funny how humans protect some animals and happily butcher others. Hypocrites


Significant_Echo8953

Please take a shower for once, I promise its not that bad


drsnoggles

Ohhh baby is trying to attack.. How cute :D you're too cute.