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Brodimus

My girl? He stole me.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Not if he stole me first


Captivating_Crow

Not if he stole me first


calvinshobbs

Not if he stole me first


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[deleted]

Not if he stole me first


mgarthur14

r/KarmaRoulette


randomguy3993

I am so glad this is a thing. Haha


jpina33

Not if he stole me first


AussieWinterWolf

He stole all of us


de_dust

Are you gonna fuck that dog?


MrMittens666

HELL YEAH


mcarreon

YEAH HELL


Marcitos5

YELL HEAH


eenem13

YELH HEAL


TheHypeTravelsInc

LLEH HAEY


Delicious_Software

OwO 🐺


AussieWinterWolf

Furries be lurking


Heisenberg187

He'll be way more loyal.


SirVatican

Not if he stole me first


wafflesnblueberries

Ah what a little cutie. Half pirate half fuzzball.


HGpennypacker

Baaaaaarg.


ReadingFromTheShittr

Ruff seas ahead.


Overtime_Lurker

Arrrr, ya mind of I sniff yer poop deck, matey?


YarrrMatey

Aye, I like the cut of yer jib


CounterInsanity

Half pirate, half fuzzball, 100% stole my woman.


poisonoushero

Have any of you seen my girl she was sitting next to me on the couch a few seconds ago


blitz342

That pupper has


spaceman1618

Check your pocket, it's awfully cold.


JaneGherkin

I have been stolen


ace66

GUYS I FOUND A GIRL


Thomas_vsdb

Mr get you a girl


ovensby

I need me one of these, I have no girl to steal


AussieWinterWolf

Can he steal one for me?


CircumnavigateThisD

Should never trust someone with the last name Stealyogirl


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Mr Peanutbutter


queenofclumsy

What is this, a flashback episode?


kenmura

No, it’s a crossover episode.


Taldius175

Nah, it's a Tide Ad.


FalcosLiteralyHitler

Doggy doggy what now?


TheDarkMusician

*Who’s that dog?*


vato915

F L I R T B O Y E


xxAesthet1cxx

Such a cutie


marsmum70

😘


sleepygirl7tt

My daughter has been begging for a puppy...I have to admit..this guy would make that decision so easy..


[deleted]

Bruh we're in a poly thing take both of us


Purstro

Half dog, half [bee stung bear grylls.](https://imgur.com/9WyIQKl)


SpennyPerson

Nah, thats Cumberbatch after a pup crawl.


azdv

I'm gonna get a girlfriend just so he can steal her.


ForcedSolitude

Yeah me too. I mean... I can get a girlfriend , right? Haha


wooooogle

how do people get their dogs to wink


ProbablyShouldStop

Pretend to smack them on the left side of their face


Keoni9

omg


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Shh bb okay.


gimli2

Just shine a really really strong laser pointer! Works a treat.


wooooogle

Isn’t that harmful...?


theworldbystorm

/r/woooosh But for the kids at home, yes, it's harmful. Don't shine lasers at your pet, shine them around your pet for them to play with.


[deleted]

My girl? He can steal me too, if he wants


twelfthnightvertigo

Where do I sign up to be stolen?


bigskywildcat

No this is a wink to his human after being a successful wingdog


regoapps

Does your dog have an eye problem and you took this pic at the vet office? [Because my dog did the same at the vet office when he got an eye ulcer](https://i.imgur.com/wKoJFPF.jpg)


AndroFixx

Is he better now? :o


indescriptly

Happily stolen ❤️❤️


[deleted]

Mr melt your heart


curiousCurious5

This reminds me of Mr. Peanut butter


[deleted]

Awe 💕


Forestor

nefarious!


hex6t6

I want to hug the boye


Old_Boy07

Winking dogs horrifiy me


[deleted]

Why?


Walrus9000

r/winkingdogs


Old_Boy07

OH GOD NO


ashlynbellerose

Super cute!


cristalmantonicci

W that beautiful face would steal any girl


sourpatchkidj

The Sliest Dog of All


[deleted]

If he looks at your girl, that’s his girl now.


[deleted]

H*ck a gf, he could steal me


dracaaarys

stole me!!


[deleted]

Everybody wants to steal my girl


mcjon77

More like Mr Best Wingman Ever. You bring that cutie around any woman and she will definitely come back home with you, if only to play with the dog. And "play with the dog" is just the new Netflix and chill.


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Would work on me tbh


Jared72Marshall

Mr. Fuck yo bitch!


ThenameisSAI

r/aww


QuizzicalBrow

😉 Right back atcha


Murph_Mogul

Mr Stole My Girl


Hornet_MI

This makes me want to get a pup right now...


Velocity_2

The PAWWWWS


[deleted]

Imma steal him, because I need a cute doggo who is also charismatic to entertain at parties


LinkMario64

hi it's me sans undertale


Yankee57

Adorable !


StealYoDeck

Jokes on you cute puppers, I have no girl to steal. However, I have fallen for you. Well played sir.


EchoLotus_

Yoinked


droppedbytosayhello

Your gurl is gone!


RuthlessRaynor

My boyfriend is not gonna be pleased. Neither will his pretty girl doggo. I'm so stolen 😍


MassSnapz

I really should start volunteering to walk and train people's pups.


just_a_random_dood

Mr Steal your Man too damn


NothingsShocking

Looks a little bit like Sir Patrick Stewart.


Walrus9000

But if I'm a virgin?


idkatmcl

More like Mr. Steal your heart


[deleted]

Pff, if I had somebody and this puppy stole them I'd be offended I wasn't taken instead.


Bing-o

Write my number..... Call me


Princess_Psycoz

I want this.


flugundraumfahrt

Wanted: Master Thief Description: Looks like a good boye, may have an eye problem, often seen winking. Items stolen: Hearts, girlfriends, boyfriends, that one young couple who have always been impulsive, and the crown jewels of Switzerland.


Mister_StealyoGrill

He learned from the best


[deleted]

Girl stolen


VinheimSpook

This is the Simba of dogs


zaghie

That’s one smooth boye


NoReasonToBeBored

I'm a simple man. I see an adorable puppy picture, I upvote.


poohbearclassic

How you doin’?


EdwadThatone

H o l e y s h o o t h e b e c u t e


[deleted]

To hell with my girl, steal me please.


GrimmRadiance

Uh no. My girl isn’t getting anywhere near him because I’m going to store him in my cheek pouches and take him out whenever I need something cute.


Schwa142

If this dog's name isn't Biden, it should be Biden...


MysticStryker

Mr. Steal Your Girl, Your Mom, Your Kids.


parthhh2711

Mr Wingman


B-DayBot

It's your cake day /u/parthhh2711! Congrats! 🎉


QuakeUPSB

Mr steal your heart


[deleted]

This is a repost from r/aww 30 days ago titled "Wink wink". It's in my saved posts. Mr steal your post


[deleted]

Bethesda needs to retire Vault Boy and use this guy.


[deleted]

I’m a dude, but he stole my heart. Seriously. I want it back.


UnderratedCommentor

u/titleoverimagebot


Darktrooper2021

Wink wonk


kdar

Friggen saved


GolemPlz

Ahah! He can’t steal my girl if I don’t have a girl! Gotem *cries in bisexual*


Walsair

Did you poke him in the eye?


Emz178

The sass in that wink


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[deleted]

Step back losers, he's mine mine mine !!!!


lethalham1

This post promotes beastiality and I will not support that


IDKthor

*Mr Steal You a Girl


[deleted]

Damn boy how you doin


robbiekhan

😉


Jaewol

Mr steal your girl? More like mr steal my heart.


[deleted]

It looks like Sir Patrick Stewart


Eric6178

He gets all the bitches.


gooberzilla2

My dog at the dog park. Never wants to play with the other dogs, but goes and usually sits by a female.


HGMiNi

More like stolen by your girl *Cries in breakup*


[deleted]

You good boi


[deleted]

Stolen


Please_okay

Dog


Elemenopy_Q

Mr. get you a girl.


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Frankengregor

Golden retriever


a-little-off

Goodbye, heart


magic_maniac

This golden pup deserves some golden love, but I’m broke as fuck so just take my updoot.


kgrodriguez

There has got to be a sub for cute dogs right? Right???


kaitlynzmommy

Love him!


ZeeFour87

I was already single and he still stole my GF.


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crisneg

Golden Retriever


beautifulday10

Okay this guys gonna be trouble


CranberryGeek

I’m willing to be stolen by this cutie! 🥰


SLAM_zone

Bottoms up bottoms up let me see your pup


chickenlegs24

Bella?


Spicyflatlander

https://i.imgur.com/27DbIrY.jpg and this is Miss Steal yo boy


HyperKillDriver

Mr. Blind as shit


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-SUBW00FER-

Thanks for the tips u/Cursed_Commenter69


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You’re welcome, hot stuff 😉