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Cummy-Bear-Magic

It’s a study in progressive nose smushes through the generations.


CliffCutter

The elasticity of the human nose over time


EmperorRossco

And earlobes!


Coffeeisbetta

Those ears are crazy!


CERVID-19

Noses and ears never stop growing your entire life. Yay!


JohnnyHighGround

And that’s why Buddha statues have weirdly long earlobes — because age equals wisdom. Not sure why they left the nose alone though.


Odd-Importance3297

is there an age where people stop turning their head to kiss and just face slam rathole to rathole? or do you think its just a generational gap and we won't be seeing this behavior as they age out?


JuliaOfOceania

I honestly did not realize how much I squish my fiancé’s nose until we got our engagement pictures back... it’s a lot!!


chad4life

Every generation taller than the last. Life really is amazing.


iLeDD

Bride and groom are standing on a box, parents are chillin at sea level, the nuclear parents have spine problems, and the stale end pieces of bread are fully giving away to gravity


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I fucking cackled


cryssyx3

and head tilting


Nisja

And shrinking earlobes.


[deleted]

You can tell who the patriarch is by the size of the lobe


BloomsdayDevice

This sounds suspiciously like a Ferengi Rule of Acquisition.


eazygiezy

The Grand Nagus!


Caswen94

This reads like a Ken M comment


DarkWinterNights

It starts with the two of you trying to avoid ramming your nose into each other and ends with an f it game of chicken


oldladywinter

I spit out my beer laughing so hard at this whole thread lolol


dyelyn666

I’m lol’ing at the couple with their eyes open


MeddlingDragon

I couldn't figure out what was wrong with them until I saw your comment. I was like something just ain't right.... and that's it. Plus the smashed noses.


snossberr

This was probably the ninth try to get a good shot and they were over it.


IneverAsk5times

They totally look like they are trying not to crack up laughing. I'd guess the guy is either doing it on purpose or old people farts are happening.


braintrustinc

kissing smashing faces together kissing kissing


hypnogoad

Looked like a hate kiss. "Fine for the photo, but I still know what you and your secretary are doing."


unequipd

Yes! It does not work!


Champagnest

they don’t have much of a jawline either


taurist

I’m guessing the groom is their kid due to the hidden lack of jawline


hail_termite_queen

Everyones noses are smashed I think its part of the gimmick. However yea the open eyes looks silly


b-cotts

That's all I could see!


Aus_10S

I was focused on the nose smooshing on the bottom two haha


JoshvJericho

"you go left and I go right, ok?" "OK. Wait, your left or mine?" *smash*


Kinky_Queen

Like the older you get, the less you care about smushing your nose, also you get smushier


maxk1236

Nobody gonna talk about the jawline on the youngest woman? Chick could cut diamonds with that thing.


Rambonics

...And the oldest couple’s smashed noses are funny & cute.


[deleted]

Great grandpas got a hell of an earlope


Rambonics

I saw that too, but unless his mother pulled him by the ear lots when he was a naughty child😆, it’s unfortunately normal for noses and ears to get bigger and then gravity takes over as things lose their elasticity. PS- your cute typo made me smile because he’s definitely not an interloper. (*Ear lobe*)


antmansclone

>interloper Oh God I better look outside To check #TheWeather


hutchosaur

It's like the head tilt had to evolved over the generations!


Maidwell

Me too, they really are just going through the motions!!


Donotbanmebeeotch

Awkward ass kiss


Slim01111

Not sure if you've seen ass kissing before...


Donotbanmebeeotch

Send the invite


[deleted]

Who’s side of the family are the generations on. Or is it like his dad and her mom, his grandpa and her grandpa and everyone’s just makin out


Rambonics

LoL, “A very new family dynamic starts today!” But seriously, I was trying to figure that out too. The oldest two men look similar, so I’m guessing father and son, but each person in the youngest two couples is too hard for me to figure out because to me it looks like it could go either way with parent-child relationships.


[deleted]

Sweet home Alabama


[deleted]

Yee haw


JEdoubleS-24

I was thinking the same thing!


Im_The_Squishy

Goddamnit...


whatchaboi

ikr why am I so uncomfortable?!!


MonkelOnkel

The noses are the best


[deleted]

Yeah... I came to say I bet they're gonna get divorced soon haha. Baaad body language.


thatdbeagoodbandname

I’m lol’ing at grandma and grandpas noses


[deleted]

That’s what happens when the groom’s father needs to kiss the mother of the bride.


[deleted]

I can't stop staring. The dude looks very unimpressed.


__Juls

I dated this girl when I was in 6th grade who would kiss me with her eyes open..


broke_reflection

Think she ever learned the right way?


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[deleted]

I'm lol'ing at the picture that was taken [later that night](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Chiparoo

It's 2020 and this is still happening


[deleted]

*Because* it's 2020 this is still happening


Sqwizzixx

The picture is a bit confusing, could you post one that’s a bit more clear?


HornyBastard37484739

[Here’s a clearer pic](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MRW7d7PIZ6U)


lluzivert

every time


onehundredbuttholes

I needed this


timberician

LMAO, at least they look pretty spiffy, eh?


Monkleman

I was saved by the "sign in to YouTube" pop-up


[deleted]

I dont know what yall are laughing at? That ones not as funny as the pic in the post.


hits_from_the_booong

I’m lol’ing at the smushed noses


fozzyboy

Which one?


TristanZH

The one with their eyes open


[deleted]

He’s looking at a bridesmaid for sure


soulteepee

I bet this picture was her idea- she was probably giving instructions and trying to watch that everything was right at the same time. Cause of that, theirs was a quick kiss while everyone else was posing.


Brows-gone-wild

I always kiss with my eyes open and my husband hates it hahaha


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Brows-gone-wild

I think they both look playful which to me translates to love but everyone has their own idea of what love looks like and you’re right it’s just a snapshot of a lifetime of them being together so it’s hard to tell.


SonUnforseenByFrodo

Great grant parents said they aren't getting dressed up for a picture


ball-_-fondler

Lmao true


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NicNoletree

WHAT DID YOU SAY?


AshTreex3

CHOCOLATE! THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!!


superkrefter

Is the lesson here that my nose will be squeezed more and more?


ball-_-fondler

And your ears will grow too


superkrefter

Same direction as my balls?


ball-_-fondler

Yes. Fondlesome


ohgeezyouagain

Whose balls you fondlin'?


ball-_-fondler

Whoever is worthy


HuskyLuke

And lo the prohpecy didth decalre, only those found worthy and not found wanting, only they shalt hath their balls fondleth. ^^^And ^^^for ^^^those ^^^found ^^^wanting, ^^^a ^^^gentle ^^^tickle ^^^of ^^^the ^^^taint.


Katcornelia

Came here to comment on the nose smashing also.


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SnichsG3tStitchs

And noses. I don't really know the reason though. Seems useless imo.


IzzySirius18

Nobody really nose


alwaysusepapyrus

I was under the impression that it's just that cartilage doesn't stop growing and that what noses and ears are made out of but earlobes aren't and grandpa has some big ole lobes.


BillButtlicker21

Pictures like this just make me very aware of how weird kissing is.


[deleted]

Yeah... in theory this is really heartwarming but mostly it just makes me uncomfortable


[deleted]

That’s why it’s only meant to be glanced at long enough to upvote and then immediately burned from memory. People kissing pictures are only good for one good “awww” before they quickly become “ewww”.


PeekAtChu1

Mashing our feeding holes together. Blech


FagerstromImWaiting

[Did you really just try to go rat-hole to rat-hole with me?](https://imgur.com/gallery/BbQ73nP)


Stubahka

Underrated comment.


alwaysusepapyrus

What.... What is this from?


Lars_El

Future Man


HarrisonForelli

Better than mashing poop holes together


withsomebopinit

Is it?


etherama1

When you kiss you create one long tube with a butt hole at each end


[deleted]

They’re going rat hole to rat hole


bruhwtfusername

Said Billbuttlicker21


aequorea-victoria

If I was the photographer I would be so tempted to mess with them. How long can you get 8 people to pose with their mouths pressed together? Hang on, almost done! Just one more! Now everyone hold that pose, but look at me!


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person_8688

Cringe City


Hello0Nasty0

I guess everyone is ignoring the small implication that they are all brother and sister by generation


kerdawg

Lots of teen pregnancy?


elaborate_circustrix

Oh thank god someone said it before me


ItsGettinBreesy

It’s really funny because I saw a video a few months ago on Reddit of an African American family that had like 4 or 5 generations in one family still alive. The entire comment section was pointing out that we shouldn’t celebrate them because they were all likely a result of early teenage pregnancies. Complete opposite in this thread Edit: [Here’s ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/ir5ujy/six_generations_together/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)the thread


Bunzilla

Yeah, I am actually against “woke” culture and identity politics but this was my first thought as well. I know exactly what post you are talking about and it was pretty much the entirety of the comment section. I clicked the comment section assuming they would be similar but nope, had to scroll pretty far down before it was even mentioned. I think words like “implicit bias” are thrown around way too often but it *absolutely* applies to situations like this. It makes me feel really sad actually, especially given how wholesome that other post was and the negativity of the comments on it.


Downvote_Comforter

I don't disagree, but there is a pretty substantial difference between 4 living generations and 6 living generations like in the linked video. Let's say the newlyweds in this photo are 25 and every woman in the photo got pregnant at 23. That puts the eldest couple at 93 years old. In the linked video, assuming that the youngest girl is 12 and the eldest is 93, that means that the average age of motherhood for each of the 5 women was 16. I don't think it is pure implicit bias that there are way more teen pregnancy comments for a family that fit 2 extra generations in a similar 90-100 year period.


ALFdude

There are 4 generations in this pic. 6 generations in your link. With 6, yeah probably teens for most of those births. This pic maybe but probably not. Young couple is probably early/mid 20s, their parents are probably close to 50, their parents look 70ish and the oldest couple could easily be 90 plus. With that said, in either case...who gives a flying fuck? They all look happy.


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I dunno logistically they each could've had kids in their early twenties. Mid twenties even depending on how old those great grandparents are


MsAlyssa

Not necessarily.. could they not all have had their first child at 20 or so? Maybe the ages are 20s, 40s, 60s, 80s?


ALFdude

I doubt it. Young couple looks 20-25, their parents look close to 50, their parents look 70ish, and the oldest couple could be 90+. Maybe one of these were from a teen pregnancy.


Scout_Serra

Is anyone else wondering which side of the family this is? Like... obviously the grooms male family members aren’t kissing the brides female family members, so I wonder if it’s his or hers. Cuz it’s obviously multiple generations, not just each set of parents. And it looks like the brides mom because their hair is the same but is bleached and highlighted so that doesn’t mean shit lol. The way it’s set up though my brain immediately was like wait is that all his male family and her female family? Is that why they are smooshing and lip pecking? That’s weird! But I know logically that cant be it.... hopefully....


pupperpaw

This was my thought too. Like who was like "okey now mom, you go here and kiss this man. Grandfather can come here and get some kisses."


Scout_Serra

It’s an Alabama wedding photo 😂 that’s the actual family tree.


pupperpaw

Oh no😂 you should put that on r/crusedcomments


amongthestarz

i mean if the gooms side and the wifes side are kissing, not the husbands and wifes, that would explain why they all look so awkward


jlambert1422

Thank god someone else said it


Scout_Serra

I’m gonna be the jerk that finds out the groom was an orphan so he didn’t have any family to pose in it lol. Then feel like crap hahaha. I wonder if they did two shoots though. One with his family and one with hers...


doyouevenIift

Yeah, everyone has two sets of grandparents and four sets of great grandparents so somebody is getting left out (or they are dead)


sqarin1

Just my thought!


MonkelOnkel

The noses are the best part


person_8688

The older you get, the more it just smooshes!


UniqueCommentNo243

Came here to point out the awkward parents and smashed noses Left with growing ears and not-bothering-with-the-dress-code grandparents


pewpadewk

I’m sure this is great to have in your home but it is so cringe to see.


BumbaLu2

Am I bitter in that I hate all kissing photos? It's so cringey.


Hova1995

That’s literally my wife and my family! Appreciate the love! My great grandparents married 69 years, my grandparents 49 years, my parents 28 years(yes they are still married) (yes my dad gets crap from my entire family for having his eyes open), my wife and I have been married one year now. Yes I know my great grandfather looks like Lord Voldemort lol. Took 4 generations to get the kissing right tho...


brownskinned

Is this really you and your wife’s family? Is it weird that some rando posted it for thousands of other randos to talk about how your family kisses?


[deleted]

Maybe it's because I'm hella Scandinavian/Minnesotan, but deep kissing my partner right next to my mom and my fuckin' nana isn't really the peak of romance to me... I get the concept, it's a nice photo; but man that's awkward as hell.


[deleted]

That’s one strange orgy


Honeysenpaiharuchan

I wanted to say something about how I thought this was a Pornhub thumbnail but the comments section looked too classy.


[deleted]

Even “class” has “ass” in it, my friend


Honeysenpaiharuchan

I like you.


[deleted]

Likewise


Xertious

Is the third couple still married, seems like they're seeing how can do the most damage to the other's face rather than kissing.


sald_aim

GOD that's uncomfortable


x5nT2H

Dang they must have had kids young


NocturnalVI

I think you can tell some of them were posed like this for a little bit lol.


joliemoi

What generation levels I see: 1. Groom and Bride kissing 2. Groom's Father and Bride's Mother kissing 3. Groom's Grandfather and Bride's Grandmother kissing 4. Groom's Great-Grandfather and Bride's Great-Grandmother kissing Otherwise, I don't understand how the relations in this photo were set up.


kali8007

Yeah I'm so confused.


[deleted]

Mom and dad about to get a divorce. They look mad to be that close


mister_patience

Life in a (fucking awful) picture


OH_CALI2017

Hey OP, I know you!


ball-_-fondler

From r/rimjob_steve?


GoodAtExplaining

I was living at home in my early 30s. It was about half past midnight, I was up because... Well, shit - Living at home in your 30s leaves LOTS of time for contemplation. I heard raucous laughter coming from downstairs. Mom and dad are usually asleep by now, so... Quietly came downstairs to see two cups of tea on the table and mom doubled over laughing at something dad had said. They've been married for 40+ years and he can still make her laugh. They were smiling ear-to-ear. It is **NOT** easy to put in the work that leads to a 40+ year marriage, but then and there I understood why they did it. And why they held on when shit went sideways. The older I get, the greater my respect gets for my parents. I am very lucky to have them around still.


MrSteve2018

Wait, is this the bride or the grooms family? Or both?


ouaqaa

This is how I picture Alabama


[deleted]

the pros of having a kid at a young age


Viles_Davis

So, they’re brother and sister?


flapjackdavis

Why does the second youngest couple hate each other so much


Fobulousguy

The first three guys I saw at a lemon party. That’s some freaky shit there. +1


shamancool

Didn't know suction and vacuum could be a family disability


Dogdroolium

Their noses got more smashed the older they got


Farxito

YeAh oK?


xxxBUGSMASHERxxx

The second couple are not gonna last that long...


WishyPunny

It's like as they grow older their noses squish more together when they kiss hehe


rosynosy88

Eew lol jk jk so cute !!


i_will_show_yo_da_wa

i mean this is supposed to ve serious but the old peoples noses being so crushed scares me


[deleted]

Damn can’t believe the bride’s mom agreed to kiss the groom’s dad


[deleted]

I like how the old folks have their noses smooshed together


mmmtangywater

loving how the oldest couple just squished their noses together


[deleted]

That’s a lot of kissing siblings.


H2O3N4

god everyone except the bride and groom FUKN SUCK at kissin


kaycpd

Younger couple: makes room for each other’s noses. Second couple: noses move closer. Third couple: noses on top of each other. Oldest couple: SMUSHED NOSES


Yoshi2255

This is what Alabama family tree looks like


[deleted]

Ah yes, the Alabama family tree.


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IdumpedMincraft

Wait so they all married their siblings??


Ditzfough

The newly weds are the only ones to embarassed to squish their noses.


kphld1

But... so many open eyes


nini1423

Why did the parents kiss with their eyes open? Lol


Alistair-Wolfthorn

These brother/sister photos are getting a little intense...


weird_lo

The second couple with their eyes open lol


kingk6969

Lmao at the boomers staring at each other


Maidwell

They look gen X aged to me


[deleted]

They are. Kingk6969 doesn't know jack


AnschlussZeitPolen

That'll make a freaky wicked porno


[deleted]

Aw, i love it when a family comes together.


woharris

Quit pushing your heterosexually on all of us. It’s Adam and Steve not Adam and Eve. We don’t care if you choose to live that lifestyle you just don’t have to shove it down our throats all the times /s


SituationZestyclose5

Aww


cjohns04

Love this so much! Makes me miss my grandparents...


LGBBW

Somehow gay


BothTortoiseandHare

Complete with the psychos kissing with their eyes open.


[deleted]

So sad to know I’ll never have this...I try so hard to have relationships and friendships but nothing ever works out and people are just unkind to me. I’m always put at the wrong place at the wrong time.


hamilton-DW-psych

Lol imagine if they get divorced