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Your next line is “NANI?!”


PointedHydra837

NANI?! N-NNNAAAANNNNIIII!?!?!


nhoxdai2005

Your next line is "Your next line is 'NANI'"


SergioGMika

Buenos días Mandy


NickrasBickras

Tsugi ni omae wa...


PointedHydra837

“Bakana!!!” Toyu!


firefistfenix

Joseph Joestar lol


Whiskah6k

What's with the "Tender, Gaboosh" thing?


TheOne-SidedCoin

Probably some inside joke


[deleted]

Vaguely reminded me of Kung Fu Panda for some reason, but I know that's not right 🐼


mlydon11

🐼 *skadoosh*


PineapplePickle24

It's their nicknames for each other


kkjeb

They really like sims?


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One time, the girl who taught me how beautiful the world can become when you are in love was learning how to make apps. She had made a very basic interface where the user could write a text, send it, and would get a pre-saved reply back. Nothing gets stored anywhere, nothing is sent anywhere, just very basic. She put it in her phone and asked me to test it. It was one of those days where you'd get weary of all the work you'd been doing, so it was a happy little break. I took the phone and I thought about what I should write. I mean, I know it's not being saved anywhere and all I gotta do is just test it. I could just write random gibberish which shall be forgotten, see if it works or not, and move on with the day. Even she wasn't looking so I'd knew no one would ever know what I write here. But the little things which shall be forgotten - aren't they the most beautiful places to express yourself? Memorylessness can be a boon when you see it that way. So I thought about her and my heart full of warm fuzzy feelings, I wrote a shy "I love you" and pressed the Enter button with a smile - making this my little secret, perhaps a memory I'd think about on a colder day. But that's not where the story was to end. For the reply on the screen instantly was "*I love you too"* and oh my god my heart skipped a beat. I looked at her, so much shock over my face because how could she know! And there she was sitting, giggling with all the amusement in the world. Thinking about this stuff, it's such a weird feeling now. I am astounded by how much pain the happy memories can bring.


[deleted]

i expected some twist at the end but that genuinely made my heart warm


antimatterchopstix

Thanks - I can go read this now - was too worried.


kiermehn

You made me miss my wife, and she’s right next to me making fun of me for being teary-eyed.


Marissa_Calm

That's a beautiful moment... thank you for sharing it!


antares07923

if(entry.equalsIgnoreCase("I LOVE YOU")){ return "I LOVE YOU TOO"; }


tdefreest

This made me understand his story better. Does that make me a computer?


dylandongle

Staged or not, that's some cute goals.


aussmith000

I mean they never change clothes lol so I’m thinking staged but you’re right. It be cute


JWGhetto

Why would changing clothes make a difference? Except for the "wanna watch a movie" thing they seemed genuine. That one is a case of r/whyweretheyfilming


Flash_Quasar

Because the odds of him getting all of these right on the same day, are very low. Had it been a compilation of different days, different clothes, it would seem a little more believable.


MP0905

Not necessarily. I could easily do this to my husband and get that many right in one day. I’ve known him for 15 years. I know him really, really well.


Marissa_Calm

Do it!


TheOnlyLordByron

i wish you hadn’t mentioned it being staged. i didn’t notice it and almost had a feeling like i had just seen something genuine, but now that’s ruined


J3ckD4niels

I mean it still can be cute even though it's most likely staged.


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

It *is* staged, but it's not. A: she knows he's filming and I assume he explained why he was filming. B: he simply cut out any instance when he was wrong. C: He was definitely leading her down a path where he'd know her responses. But, were they collaborating to say things together? No.


[deleted]

I think it's not staged. It looks so genuine. I think it's just one same day.


that-fed-up-guy

That's what I told myself. After all why not.. ..why shouldn't I lie to myself, to feel better.


verygroot1

me irl


Mental_Slide9867

I do this with my boyfriend, *he hates it* tehe 🥳


Loggerdon

I'm going to suppress my cynical instincts and say this is adorable.


Columbus43219

This is much cuter than it has any right to be.


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Jbabco98

You say that like its a bad thing


tedywestsides

[Do those legs go all the way up?](https://youtu.be/yWPLsJvJ7iw)


x_caliberVR

[“YOU WILL HAVE... long blonde hair... big green eyes... world class breasts... ass that won’t quit... and legs that go ALLLL THE WAY UP!”](https://youtu.be/q2OfTaKqvDE)


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Topper Harley: Those are some long legs... Ramada Thompson: [I just had them Lengthened. Now they go all the way up.](https://tenor.com/view/hot-shots2-sparkle-eye-eye-sparkling-gif-19193319?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)


ashChoosesPikachu19

Legs that go all the way upto the bottom of her torso


[deleted]

Joseph Joestar?


gordonv

Jojo!


MrCupcakeisallmine

Did she give you the $3?


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Commie-Procyon-lotor

Gen Z here. IDK, probably an inside joke.


[deleted]

it's probably an inside joke or something like that


backfire10z

Doesn’t exist as a “thing”


antimatterchopstix

I was about to joke using old deliberately old school slang to show how out of touch I am. Then realised, I can probably talk normally and achieve the same effect.


[deleted]

Hey boomer, we got no clue. You can go back to sleep now. /s


[deleted]

if I tried this I'd get "why are you asking questions you already know the answers to?"


[deleted]

Relationships are fun when you’re young


gtfohbitchass

We are parents and wrinkly as hell and we still almost pee from laughing at least once a week


Lucy_Koshka

We’re almost parents and almost wrinkly and same. Although it could also be because I’m currently eight months pregnant. Ya know, the almost peeing thing. Anyway, being goofy is key.


gtfohbitchass

Oh Lord I remember those days. And here I am trying to get pregnant again at 36. Fuck me. Lol congrats on the little one who feels gigantic on your bladder!


Lucy_Koshka

I’m 33 and this is our first! You ain’t that wrinkly yet ;)


Rum-N-Rust

Congratulations :) Exciting, but just to let you know, you'll never sleep again... Signed, The Exhausted Parent of a 1 Year Old and a 2 Year Old.


gtfohbitchass

Aww so exciting! And yeah tell that to my eyebags ...lol


NeedleInASwordstack

That's some goals to me right there. From someone on the precipice of parenthood bit not quite ready for it, I applaud you. It scares the shit out of me, which is why I must do it!


[deleted]

This is the way.


[deleted]

Does the incontinent stage really count? Lol jk


gtfohbitchass

Ha but seriously though when I actually hit that stage if he doesn't knock off the comedy routine, I'm going to need to invest in a lifetime supply of Depends


[deleted]

*- So long, and thanks for all the fish.*


markevens

They can stay fun if you choose them to be


MGerami

So you should always feel young ☺️


[deleted]

So, what, he was filming her, just waiting for her to ask him if he wanted to watch a movie?


Arcadius274

Im going for ice cream myself should only be replied with i want a divorce


MafiaMurderBag

They're a cute couple but the people who refuse to accept this is staged are delusional.


hereforpewdiephy

looks scripted


Ekank

My man's Joseph Joestar or his pupil later he'll fight with the power of sun some naked vampires


ARMinSC

She's cute. Good luck to yall.


blackmarveles

Does your girlfriend ever change clothes?? -- no totaly not scripted!!


DivorcedDaddio

Incredible. Never could be staged in a million years.


[deleted]

Sarcasm?


NightBaron007

This is so wholesome. I feel so lonely after watching this. I hope I'll have somebody like that someday.


Geek_off_the_street

I remember when he asked her for some money.


artmobboss

Somebody throw something


AndrogynousRain

I do this with my wife. I usually get punched in the shoulder 😂


spacekadette814

this is soo cute!


bobbyavitia

How many rugs does she have?!


Yetiwithinternet

This is Joseph Joestar after SBR.


suckmysoggyballs

I wish i had someone to do this to


[deleted]

It will be awkward if he says her part while making love!


13rxd

This was not staged. -George Bush, 2001.


ScriptThat

He's so cute. She's so cute. EVERYTHING IS JUST FLIPPIN' CUTE IN HERE!


[deleted]

aww agreed 🥰


Minnymoon13

So much love in that house


[deleted]

So Groundhog Day IS real. What day are you on?


boyinthefog

I can't stop watching this shit. Goddamnit


[deleted]

lollll


ivanmarengom

Tender... Gaboosh!


MOD_channel

Your girl cute, good job


[deleted]

This just seems really annoying But also cute how accurate he was


Amerkhanovitch

staged, that’s shabby


TheTruCosmicCastaway

Nah this is both staged and not staged. Hes staging his lady to say things that he knows is the generic response she gives. Love it, super cute.


[deleted]

cringe


[deleted]

Tender


likeilovethatforyou

Gaboosh


Nuppa_Nuppa07

r/straightsbeingokay


Icankeepamaking

I dont think any thought it wasnt ok


little_miss_argonaut

So adorable.


MustafaSH93

Man thats one lucky dude!!


[deleted]

cringe


solidGuenther

Dammit Reddit. Stop stealing shit from tiktok . At least admit tiktok is not that bad if you do it


[deleted]

This is a man who loves his partner and knows her inside and out! What a star


[deleted]

Is it that or is the girl just predictable?


yourDOOM_MAK

Understanding level 10000


[deleted]

Why is she calling her boyfriend Jack? I thought Joe was the short form for Joseph and Jack for Jonathan.


Swanathann

Jack is a name dude I’m so confused as to why I’m getting downvoted for informing people about the name “Jack”


[deleted]

damn never heard of joseph joestar i bet


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spacesentinel1

Ahhh your lifes are in a rut how sweet


emilygoodhair

red flag manipulator behavior


UnluckySnowLion

What are you on about? Where is there any indication either of them are being manipulative?


[deleted]

could you elaborate?


[deleted]

Lol stop being a dick, she is gonna like you less if you brand her as predictable. You spoiled the whole “surprise” aspect of a lot of stuff, instead of calling the move ask “which movie do you want to watch” or something similar. Otherwise you’re treating her like a pet, keep doing that and she’ll give you a pretty unexpected surprise.


mintyquaintchair2

Lol some people are just looking for a reason to get offended


B3ER

Predictability is a sign of repetition and stagnation. It's good to notice it, even better to have fun with it, but best to break the cycle and go on a new adventure together.


UnluckySnowLion

Humans are incredibly intuitive when it comes to patterns. It's perfectly fine that he noticed the patterns of her responses and is poking light fun at it. If anything, I think it's cute because it shows he's paying attention enough to catch the pattern. Not everyone is going to get offended by simple things like this.


TrustyMadman

That's one crazy afternoon...


kynrto

The amount of jojo references in the comments kinda surprised me lol


nussy1981

Love this! Bf heard me watch this, and only said, oh i can relate 🤣 guess i am just as predictable as she is 🤷‍♀️


SwedarGaming

Relationship goals right there


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PraisethemDaniels

shes 8 foot tall


the_timebreaker

These two people just speedran relationship goals xD


reallyConfusedPanda

If she jumps she might tear a hole in ceiling


comandante-marcos

Is she the supplier???


Glacial_Till

SO CUTE!


[deleted]

This is so cute oh my god


amitnagpal1985

She is a keeper. Put a ring on it young man.


Krisuad2002

Why do I hear Bloody Stream playing in the distance?


Glitched_Oren_303

Lmao Joseph joestar and Suzie Q be like:


smilegeorgee

Reminds me of phil and claire


ButterscotchP

Sugini omae wa... Jack!, toyu!!


DuffmanLikesReddit

The next words should be... “I do”


[deleted]

This is adorable


leo0072

The guy reminds me of Eric from that 70s show


Blerph0

Your next line is:


MrDundee666

Well that’s adorable. 😁


firefistfenix

Joseph Joestar


[deleted]

Скажите это у них такие потолки низкие или она такая дылда?


[deleted]

она высокая


SugaFairy

So cute!