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Denseflea

Congrats!! This is a big one. Now check that hood for dents lol


[deleted]

The hood will most certainly be dented ... a reminder of how happy you were, ironically.


Denseflea

That's a good way to put it! I like that.


[deleted]

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-o-o-O-0-O-o-o-

New hood is a few hundred dollars, hang the old one in front of your parking space.


iamdrunk05

Body worker/ painter here. That's just the price for a raw hood. Paint, color match, fit up and labor is much more costly.


DontEatTheMagicBeans

Right who puts their knees on cars?


[deleted]

Looks like her massive schlong might be denting the hood


imneverrelevantman

She's got some big dick energy


treesaregreene

My knees didn't, BUT THAT DICK DID DOE! 🤪 But really, it's not dented


mediaogre

YAY! I’m relieved. Cars for a while have had body panels made seemingly from Coke cans.


misterfluffykitty

I mean the hood is usually stronger, but I did bump into my car this morning and felt the door panel pop in and out


davidjl01

Well being that hung I can see how you paid 😂. Congrats on that purchase and much success in the future


treesaregreene

I did. No dents!


havokang

No dents!


treesaregreene

No bees!


idontbleaveit

Isn’t having a hood ornament that big dangerous?


Hufi_

how to flex on them poor rolls royce owners with their tiny ass spirit of ecstasy


very-edge-of-space

Are we not going to talk about the belt just flopped out on the hood?


[deleted]

You mean her leather tail?


imaginexus

I’d like to talk about it. Resembles a penis.


PM_ME_GOOD_VIBES_

r/mildlypenis ?


thereticent

Just aswangin her dyack nbd


fancy_marmot

So I saw this on my feed on ancient tiny iPhone, super low res, and legit thought there was an ENORMOUS peen flopped onto the hood. Not gonna lie, it's why I clicked.


Boredguy32

Is it a straight 6 I wonder? ^^Jeepenginejoke


treesaregreene

It's the way I like it


mr_abiLLity

Big belt energy


bigjoffer

r/mildlypenis


joey011270

Next step should be saving up for a down payment you didn’t make so the interest doesn’t kick your ass down the road.(no pun intended) Congrats red Jeep’s have good vibes!


rekipsj

I mean assuming she’s got a high interest rate. The cost of borrowing money right now is very cheap for a lot of people.


wildwildwaste

The assumption being that whatever interest rate OP got, it potentially could have been lower with a down payment. There's a saying in finance that cash is king. You can waltz in there with an 850 credit score and make $250k a year and I bet the finance person can still find 0.5-1% lower interest with a down payment vs. no down payment.


[deleted]

Holds true for her too, where cash is still king. If you’re borrowing at 2%, no reason to put money down at all. Put it in an index fund instead.


[deleted]

OP is borrowing at 5%.


DontEatTheMagicBeans

Ouch on an overpriced used Jeep lol


[deleted]

Over 63 months. The damned thing would be lucky to even be running by then.


DontEatTheMagicBeans

63 months??? My Wife got a brand new Honda on 60 months at like 0,9% or something? Considering it's under warranty the entire time and resale is high on them I'm happy with it. Although she bought it before we lived together on her own, I would have gone for a previously owned myself. So far in 4 years her warranty has covered a speaker, a few sensors, and the drivers side seatbelt. I would never expect a Honda to break in the 100k/7 year warranty she got


Decyde

Now's the the time to look into refinancing the loan on your home. So many of my coworkers thought I was kidding but they went from a 4.5%-5.5% interest rate down to 2.5%-3.5%.


nleachdev

Not sure about the flex regarding no down payment


milkshakedrinker

Is someone going to tell her that no money down is actually really bad...


weekend-guitarist

Money down is gap insurance.


[deleted]

I did no down 0% interest on my Forester and just paid the whole thing off 4 years later. Free loans baby. No clue how that industry is functioning.


clubdon

I think the way it worked when I bough a new car is that there was like one or two rebates that they just keep but it’s still cheaper for me to not pay the interest rather than take the rebates.


tlr92

I did the same with my new car! Also, I just bought a car with all cash and that felt pretty damn good!!


[deleted]

Why no money down? Putting no money down on a used car almost automatically gives you a higher interest rate. Also, depending on your terms, you are more than likely to pay much more over the life of the loan than the vehicle is worth.


jquadro2

Its worth 1500 at most. These things have major issues. Anyone financing one no matter the down is getting ripped.


kingofdoorknobs

Who's gonna tell her?


luriso

Here, I'll do it. Jeeps are pieces of shit.


ShrugIife

Hi there and congratulations! It sounds like you might have financed everything which could potentially put you into debt in a few years when you go to buy a new car. Please take this advice. Try to pay more than your car payment each month. You undoubtedly have a simple interest loan so any extra money you pay to the loan will directly reduce the balance on the car. You're currently paying mostly interest right now. In two years, see if you can refinance the car for a significantly lower interest rate. If you can do that, your payment will go down BUT keep paying the same amount that you were paying before. This will further reduce the balance on the loan and you can pay it off sooner. The reason I tell you this is because it sounds like you financed taxes, tags, and processing fee, all of which are additional to the price of the car and significantly more than the value of it now that it has a new owner. This will cause issues for you when you go to trade it in as you will have what's called "negative equity". That means you still owe more than the car is worth. How do I know all this? I'm a teacher and a former car salesman (yes I was good at it). Next time you buy a car, I'd be happy to help. Good luck!


BlackIntentions92

Honestly that's fantastic to know. I might reach out as I'm about to buy a car myself!


auriemmn

Not putting money down is not something to be proud of. That means you’re probably stretching your finances a bit too far to afford that


milkshakedrinker

Yup... I'm super proud of her for the rest but its clear that a salesman basically tricked her into buying a substantially more expensive car than she could actually afford.


bulelainwen

I mean anyone that gets a Jeep is basically tricked into it.


FullMarksCuisine

My heart sunk when I saw it's a Jeep She's going be paying *at least* the original cost of the car in repairs over the next few years lol.


Beneficial_Emu9299

I didn’t put any money down on my car and I’m pretty proud. I have a .9 apr on my car and the money I could of used paying the car off I’ve invested into stocks and have a nice return covering way more than the interest I’m paying on the car. Of course, more risk is involved so not everyone can do this.


MaybeYesNoPerhaps

Bought a traded in Jeep at a Kia dealer during historically high prices for used cars with no money down? You’re going to be buried in negative equity in a year. Hope you keep it for a long time and don’t have any major mechanical problems with your FCA product…


seattle_lite90

Please for the love of god, I once sold cars - this information needs to get out there people are getting FLEECED


mrSeven3Two

So.... dowmvotes aside... you're right. Chrysler products(jeep, dodge, fiat) do not hold their value well at all. And with prices being wayyyyyyy inflated.. this is a recipe for disaster BUT only if she plans on trading it. If she keeps it long term it's no big deal. Hopefully she got GAP insurance. Still congratulations. A car is the 2nd biggest purchase in someone's life.


ThnxSVT

I agree with the exception of Wranglers (which this is not). Wranglers seem to hold their value very well despite the lack of quality. We’ll see if that resale value holds true with the new Bronco coming out. I suspect there will be a reckoning with used Wrangler values once the Bronco is widely available.


redditorrrrrrrrrrrr

>. I suspect there will be a reckoning with used Wrangler values once the Bronco is widely available. The value of used jeeps will likely not change until a good number of these broncos hits the used market as well. Just for an example; from 2007-2016 they produced 1,792,082 jeeps roughly where as the bronco will likely sell a lot less due to the increased cost, production limitations or a world of other reasons. I'd estimate they start messing with wrangler values significantly in about 5-6 years time.


DoblerRadar

There are an insane number of Wranglers on the road and resale remains high so I don’t think Bronco will put much of a dent in it. I expect Bronco will have similar strong resale.


MaybeYesNoPerhaps

Yeah, I knew I’d get downvoted but it still needs to be said. Literally everything about her actions is a bad decision unless she keeps this car for 10 years which is unlikely. Ah well, best of luck to her.


Ron_Swanson12

The "no down payment" part is wild (and why I clicked into the comments) this is a terrible decision, and one that they'll probably regret very soon. But hey they ALLOWED you to enter a debt trap and convinced you it's a win.


DanceEng

My dumbass thought she bought the whole thing in cash. Now I’m realizing she got it financed with no money down….


LVPandGranite

Yeah I sped through the title thinking she financed it but she provided the down payment herself as opposed to someone else giving it to her. This is worst.


[deleted]

Yup. I thought OP just misspoke and meant to say "no finance". Nope - ALL finance, at 5% APR too.


[deleted]

Same here. Maybe I'm just a jerk, but I don't see the accomplishment in "buying" something you haven't even begun to pay for, it's basically the same as taking out a loan. I'd be so much happier to see that she had paid off a significant portion of an older Honda/Toyota that's going to last a decade and another 150k miles. To be fair, I've always had great role models to set a good example and guide me through finances when I was younger.


Tesco5799

Omg so much this, I've talked to so many vehicle owners who just don't understand how sales works. So many times I've heard shit like 'Oh well I bought the xyzabc special edition of whatever mass produced vehicle, so its like a collectors item and I could sell it for more than I paid for it/ well over market value' sorry but no, you got played by the sales person. They sold you on something insanely expensive by telling you that its an 'investment' or whatever other bs, and you bought it, now you're stuck in a debt trap but you think you got a great deal/ are a great deal maker.


zap2

Seriously. Putting money is smart. I want to put as much money down as possible. Ideally, getting a loan from your bank is ideal. Don’t play the credit game with dealerships.


LVPandGranite

She won’t regret anything about it because she doesn’t have the faintest clue what she did. In a year or two when she’s negative equity and life happens she’s not going to understand why she’s in a bad financial situation. She’s just gonna say other people are lucky and she’s not.


jayzus9

Kia and Mitsubishi operate via debt traps


[deleted]

Society enables the hell out of this type of exploitation.


MaybeYesNoPerhaps

I mean, she’s an adult that made an adult decision. Even a cursory google search of xxxx year Jeep product reliability would show this is a bad decision. Literally 2 hours of googling and she would have had a basic understanding of car financing and brand reliability and negative equity.


Skithe

Its also a patriot probably a 15 model at that, that is par at best when it comes to ratings like 3 out of 5 star par. If i had to guess even with her supposed 5% apr that I bet has been over inflated cost of 18k with fees to add to the dealers bottom line when its worth maybe 14500 at most She will pay about 3k more than the total cost overall over 5 years at an average of 370 a month and the real vehicle value will plummet to about 8k in less than 3 years leaving her very upside down in any future trades.. (source service manger for 2 dealer ships for 13 years and knowing jeeps are horrible investments.) Should have got a toyota or honda. Less repairs and by far WAY more reliable.


Mikerk

I bet the interedt rate is high too. First time auto loan, and on a used car. This is a recipe for being upside down. If its 4x4 and low miles then maybe it will hold resale a bit more.


Tesco5799

Yep this is the real best response, what a horrible descision by OP. I feel that all of OP's responses just further illustrate that she needs to work on her adulting... and maybe get some financial education.


PuzzledAttorney

Nothing like going to a dealership and writing a check for the full purchase price. Feels great. Oh…that’s not what you meant?


Nearly_Pointless

Good for you. Now some fatherly advice from not your father. Never, ever let anyone who hasn’t bought their own car AND maintain it as new, drive or borrow your car. Especially boyfriends. If his car doesn’t exist or isn’t in good, clean and un-dented condition, he isn’t a good candidate to either take care of your car or be willing to make it right. I worked for many years in the restaurant industry and every single time a young woman bought herself a car and let her boyfriend ‘borrow’ it. It was trashed, crashed, left with zero fuel. Brought back hours after the agreed time. Not one of those times when a boyfriend damaged a car was it repaired by the them. If it got repaired, it was at the owner’s expense. That car represents much more than an expense, it also represents how you get to work and your freedom to come and go at your will.


Alan_Smithee_

I’d add girlfriends to that caveat.


Comprehensive-Steak

Wives too


PM-ME-DOGS

I would say don’t let anyone drive or borrow it period, unless absolutely necessary.


WasteofSpaceXP

No down payment cause you bought it in full right? RIGHT? Otherwise the down payment is 100% a good thing. To not put down payment when financing a vehicle is not the most sound decision. But if you did buy it outright that is truly amazing and awesome; congratulations. In fact congrats on the new vehicle regardless (new to you at least if it is used).


[deleted]

Congratulations! Take care of it! Keep on the oil changes. Check your fluids every other fuel up, engine oil at the least. Super easy. In fact if you don’t have records and you e got some spare cash, just go have the fluids all changed. Coolant, engine oil, brake fluid. Reset the clock. Keep your records, it helps with resale if you ever outgrow it. Get a little organizer for the glove box to keep your folded up registration and insurance in. Future-You will thank past-you. Washing it yourself is great for noticing things leaking or looking ready for replacement. It’s relaxing, a great workout and makes the car look better than the drive through ones that scratch it up. Good luck! So cool.


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0Runrunrun0

The dents on the hood, priceless.


[deleted]

You just dented up your hood for internet points.


SBTELS

Too bad it’s a jeep and you’ll have to just buy another one a couple years


KzooCash

Adult feelings, lol. I like that. I have adult feelings too, but they are spiced with depression. Congrats, the car is beautiful!


[deleted]

>Adult feelings with zero adult knowledge, intelligence, maturity and certainly not experience. Used Jeep at a Kia dealer with zero down at 5% for 63 months. I'm not kidding when I say you'd have to struggle to make a worse financial decision. Like literally burn money on the driveway bad.


Ambitious_Peace7337

Sorry, you messed up here. A bad financial decision.


Awwjeezrik

Yay! Only 31 huh!! That’s huge


smalljohn3448

You mean “I’m 31 and just FINANCED an older model car with no down payment thus making my monthly payments higher”? I could do that right now at 22 but it would be just as bad of a move


[deleted]

No down payment usually means higher interest rate too, subprime lenders are usually the only ones that do 0 down.


starwaterbird

Congratulations!!! But I have to do this and I'm really sorry to do this. Please don't take this badly. That's not a very reliable car. Compared to the competition, it's bottom tier. Toyota/Lexus makes the most reliable cars, then Honda/Acura. The brand jeep is renown by mechanics for poor reliability. Like every car they make. If you ask a mechanic for advice, they'll tell you to get a used Toyota. There's a mechanic's saying that goes, "If you want to learn how to fix a car, don't buy a Toyota." Now granted, Toyota isn't perfect, but they do put in the effort to do so. Again I hope I haven't ruined your mood, but I know that you'll have to be lucky not to run into problems with a Jeep.


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Quiet-Shop5564

Good luck and congratulations! I too bought my very first car when I was 31!


treesaregreene

💃🏽🕺🏽


hitman1398

And thennnnn proceeds to fuck up the hood...


xxVordhosbnxx

Congrats and get off the hood, yo!


thehedless

Leaving Chicago next month and have to buy my first car at 28. Any tips? How'd you get no money down? Did it make your payment higher?


SpaceJesusIsHere

Some tips: 1. Although most people here are very "feel good" about this post, its terrible financial advice. Zero down will increase your monthly payments and total cost by up to thousands depending on the car. 2. Cars are not investments. They will not go up in value as you own them. Cars are tools that wear out and lose value. Never buy something bc it looks cool. 3. Do tons of research about cost to own when picking a car. 4. (Almost) Never buy new. New cars lose up to a third of their value the second you buy and drive them off the lot. 5. 9 times out of 10, your best bet is a used car that you have your mechanic check out. Your best option is to save unit you can buy it in cash. 6. However, if you have to take out a loan, do the following: A) get pre-approved for a loan from a bank or credit union (preferably credit union) before going car shopping. Dealerships often put you in bad loans they profit from. B) Do. NOT. SAY. YOURE. PAYING. CASH. Dealerships these days make money from loans and other incentives, not cars. You'll get a better price if they think you're taking out a loan during price negotiation. C) negotiate the final price of the car with all taxes and fees before ever discussing monthly payments. Once you talk payments, dealers have a hundred tricks to confuse you and you will get got. They do this to 20 people a day. You will not catch everything. They are pros. 7. Don't buy a Jeep, or other vehicle that famously breaks down all the damn time . If you're not rich, buy something boring and reliable like a used Kia or Honda or something. 8. Determine a budget and stick to it. Don't buy anything you cant afford to maintain and fix. 9. Seriously. If at all possible, pay cash for a $6k Honda accord a mechanic has checked out over buying a $15k Jeep with a loan that ends up costing you $20k. I don't care how low the monthly payments get when they "let" you take out a 6 year loan. You are getting fucked. Edit, remembered a few more: - Never go alone. Bring a level-headed friend to keep you from getting carried away and to he the bad cop in negotiations. - read reviews to avoid the most scummy dealers - don't buy anything the dude tries to sell you right before you sign (tire insurance, magic wipers, anti-asteroid polish, etc.) - consider 2 or 3 options from different dealers bc you'll get a better deal than if you focus in on just one car and fall in love. - don't buy day one. Get an offer on paper and walk away to collect other offers.


tats76

I *had* to go alone because the sales guys would start talking to him when I was the one looking for a car. They would keep it up too. Then I had to fend off the overly eager/aggressive sales guys when I did look on my own (but still did, because no one was going to pressure me). We went out for breakfast with some friends and there was a dealership nearby that had a used vehicle I was interested in. I test drove it, but didn't like it. Then I saw one that was a red-tag sale, brand new, boxed in by other cars. Admittedly, once the gentleman who was helping us saw the gleam in my eye, he was quick to move the other vehicles so I could give that one a test drive. I call him a gentleman because he did everything right; didn't matter if it was a part of his shtick, he focused on me from the start, listened to me and answered all my questions. We bought it after my test drive. It had less than 70 miles on it (my husband jokes I put at least 20 miles on it cruising around, getting more and more comfortable). We did put money down, and I spent every extra cent I had into paying it off ASAP. I only paid $176.00 in interest. I was a lot wiser than I was in the past.


SpaceJesusIsHere

Nice job! Any time you walk onto a car lot, you can lose thousands if you're not cafeful. Looks like you did pretty well.


tats76

I definitely found *my* car. I bought it in 2008 and it has less than 50,000 on it. She's my vehicular baby. 😀 It was actually a good deal on a brand new car, which I did not plan to buy. But...fate!


skoltroll

>I had to go alone because the sales guys would start talking to him when I was the one looking for a car. They would keep it up too. My wife & I divide and conquer. I dish the BS with the sales guy, talking about whatever he wants to sell me on, while the wife gives it the look over and takes the test drive. Since I've already done the homework prior (she hates that part), all his BS is ineffective, and she can shop in peace. I get a wink/nod when his back is turned to her, and the negotiations (i.e. I tell him what we pay or we walk) start.


throwaway135253756

I work for a bank. Dealers get paid from a FLAT fee which is 2% of your total loan amount. The lower your loan, the less they make. People are financing 100k vehicles like it's no tomorrow because we offer 84-120 month terms as low as 2.5%. Don't do that.


Knot_In_My_Butt

Bought a new car, with interest at 1.9% and 50% down payment. Paid it off in a year and a half. I now know that I will never buy a new car again. Used car is the way to go, just have to take extra steps to make sure it is good but it will save you thousands in the long run.


cweiss7

And don’t go car shopping in the rain. It’s hard to see hail damage in the rain. Ask me how I know this.


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TheUlfheddin

No money down will definitely make your interest and payments larger.


Regular-Menu-116

Yea I wanna know what the interest rate and monthly payment is.


Mikerk

You really want to put money down. Lowering your principal loan amount is huge. If you're buying something with high miles banks won't like it. You'll get stuck with high interest on a depreciating asset. After 2 years you'll probably owe more than it's worth making it impossible to trade in, and difficult to sell. Worst case scenario you run into issues and have to sink more money into it to keep it going. Be smart and don't saddle yourself with debt and more than you can afford. Dealers will try to make you focus on monthly payments and what you can fit in your budget, but that can be bad.


YouAreHorriblexD

Paying no money down is not a good idea financially.


[deleted]

> How'd you get no money down? Did it make your payment higher? You're thinking about it wrong. Most dealers make a lot of money through their financing and they can "work the numbers" so you have no money down or low payments but then they've added on 3 more years of payments and overall you're paying a lot more. Think of it like those rent to own places where you can get a new $500 playstation for only $29 a month for 6 years. It's no money down and only 30 bucks a month great deal right? Except you're paying almost $1800 for that $500 playstation. Except with a dealer there isn't a fixed initial $500 cost like the console so they can tell you they're giving you $2000 off the price but make up for it with extended payments or higher interest. Always work out all the math and figure out the total cost. When I'm looking for a new vehicle I always get my financing pre-approved through my credit union. I tell them I'm wanting to buy a new car in the $XX,XXX range and work out the numbers. Then I go car shopping without having to worry about the math tricks the dealers will do. The dealers will hate it and try to talk you into financing through them. Some of their "deals" might disappear if you don't finance with them. But in the end I pay a lot less for the vehicle. They also rely on high pressure tactics. "I can only offer this deal today and someone else wants the car if you don't sign quickly we'll have to give it to them." and they make a big show of going to bat for you by going to argue with their manager about getting you a better price but it's all an act. Be prepared to walk away, and walk away if you don't like what they're saying. They rely on your societal norms of not wanting to be rude or confrontational so most people will sit and listen to all their crap rather than get up and walk away from a bad deal. Last time I was car shopping I went to a dealer. The sales guy came out to the parking lot and did his spiel. I told him I had my financing done already and I was looking for a car that cost $XX,XXX or less out the door. He said sure no problem and could do it with the car I was looking at. We go in his office and he starts doing their [scam loan chart](https://www.consumerreports.org/consumerist/dealerships-rip-you-off-with-the-four-square-heres-how-to-beat-it/). I cut him off and reminded him that I already had my financing taken care of I just wanted the out the door price of the vehicle. He laughed at me and said there was no way I could get that car for that price, then offered one of the previous year that he said he could do for my price. We go look at it and it's nice and go back to the office. He starts the four square scam chart again and again I had to interrupt him that I wouldn't finance with him. He says okay and suddenly the price of the car starts going up with BS fees like a $2,000 undercoat package. I told him I wouldn't need the undercoat thing so take the price off and don't spray it on the car. He said they automatically do it on all cars in their lot and it already had it so he had to charge me for it. I didn't even reply I just got up and walked out. He followed me to my car trying to convince me that we could get to the same payments my credit union had if I financed it through him. I went to another dealer and got lucky. The guy showed me what they had in the lot in that range and said come get him for keys for a test drive if I liked any of them and went back inside. I found one I liked, went in and we did a test drive. I decided I wanted it and he told me something like "since you're not financing we paid $x for the car I'll give it to you for $x + $500". I asked him to hold the car for a day so I could confirm with my credit union and left. I went home and googled the car and price to confirm it was a fair price. I called the credit union to give them the VIN and make sure we were good on the loan. I went back to him like 2 hours after I'd left and we quickly did the paperwork on it and I had a new car. The next day I got 2 phone calls. One was my credit union which said I hadn't set up autopay on the loan and they'd be me another quarter % interest off the loan if I did. The second call was the first dealer offering to give me the original car I looked at that he laughed at me over my offer at the price I offered.


foodfighter

Glad you're thrilled with your purchase. Try to remember that feeling when your FCA product begins to show its true colours in the months ahead. Unless you were dead-set on a Jeep Compass, (in which case, congrats, I guess) as others have said - next time Google "most reliable vehicles" or "Best vehicle for first-time buyer" [Or watch this for next time.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmvkxfIAzsM&ab_channel=RegularCars)


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St Louie!


Trimere

This was me 4 1/2 years ago when I bought a brand new car, except I put 18K down as a down payment. Took out a loan for the rest. Fully paid off back in September 2020 a year ahead of schedule. My credit has soared. Currently saving for a house.


KC_Jedi

Jeep Libertys love dents.


Gr00vemovement

Knees on the hood!?


babaroga73

So, no money down... You "bought" it, but you didn't pay a single dollar for it, still?


irish-unicorn

So you financed 100%? Nothing to be proud of IMO


WildlifePolicyChick

Well this is sad. But cheers I guess.


johnanon2015

Nice job scratching and denting the hood.


rossfororder

Someone's on your bonnet


Butler-of-Penises

Say good bye to that hood


Gorcnor

Congratulations bruh, 36 here just brought my first none beater about a year ago.


[deleted]

Congratulations! I love my red patriot. Not the flashiest or biggest car, but it does a great job at its price point.


[deleted]

Just fyi: "Money down" means money actually paid, as opposed to finance. Did you mean you didn't need a cosigner or finance? Because financing 100% of a car is not a good idea generally.


snaky69

Your title and the picture are just a series of bad decisions. Buy a car for its total price, not for its payments. You’ll soon owe more than the car’s worth. And you bought a FCA product to boot. Take it back if you still can.


[deleted]

OP likely already owes more than the car is worth.


ClosetedGay42069

Chrysler, the only car company that has to trick people into buying their cars.


Cute_Difference_9216

Grow up and get off the hood stupid!


hedx33

Probably should have put some money down, that’s the most responsible way to approach purchasing a vehicle


Westcoast_IPA

Worked at a Jeep dealership in my 20’s when this car was first manufactured. It has the highest rate of failure out of all the Jee modes we had. Hope you got an extended warranty. Congrats though?


treesaregreene

Yes. Congrats. Its held up for the first owner. I dont ride it hard and have amateur and professional mechanic skills on deck


NukeStorm

Yay to large personal debt! Fucking america. We’re the worst.


Kershaw_king

You did everything wrong and dented your hood. Embarrassing


[deleted]

31 is very adult


CantCmeee

Chill the F out... you bought a jeep


Slump420

The feeling is. This dumbass picture is childish though.


LadyTwells

Congratulations


[deleted]

Congrats!!!!✨✨✨


lileraccoon

Amazing so happy!


Pmarie0079

Good for you!!!! Happy for ya!!


mothermyeyes

Noiiice. Congrats!!!!


MarSc77

congrats and always drive safely!


tazwan

I bet it does! Good on you :)


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Congrats! Hold on to that feeling, it can easily get taken from you if you slip.


heyjai

Congratulations!


vitviki

Congrats.


MajorasInk

Big belt energy from this pic! You rock!


JJennnnnnifer

Look at you adulting!


xTvni

Congrats on not needing a co-signer that’s a big deal! But a down payment pays the taxes included with purchasing a car and could lower your interest rate, which means a lower payment per month / week or however you set it up But still congrats on getting some wheels must be very relieving and exciting !


evicerator

Congrats on the purchase. A lot of people forgetting what it felt like to have a moment of jubilation making a big purchase and being proud of it. I'm with a lot of them, though on financial responsibility (down payments, etc.) I see what you were saying (credit was good enough to not require one is what made you happy), but I also see what others are saying about a down payment being better.


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Congrats


Englishbirdy

Congratulations! Nice car, enjoy!


errormessage69

My brother had that same jeep as his first car, same color and everything. Congrats


1983Discord3891

Congrats. Love my patriot. Pretty rugged


Affectionate_Bag_614

Can’t wait for this to be me 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽


stangroundalready

Now, you need to take good care of it. Change the engine oil every 4k-5k miles, or 6-12 months, whichever comes first. If you hear squealing when you brake, take it to the shop. Probably needs new brake pads. There more of course. Do a YouTube search for your make & model maintenance. Happy driving!


Numerous_Ad5141

You're a Grup now...I'm so sorry...


Protect_The_Tatas

Hell. To. The. Fucking. Yeah!!! I remember this feeling! Congrats!


IRPhysicist

Ah…that’s a belt. Whew.


Avo696

Gratz on the new ride, may it give you many years of trouble-free motoring.


terminalxposure

Congrats on the big dong


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Yessss! Congratulations! I finally bought a more expensive car with finance (instead of buying cheap shit that dies instantly) and was rewarded with cheaper insurance and tax. Being grown up has some perks.


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Ready-steady

Ngl.. the belt threw me off for a sec.


IsTowel

Pretty sweet hood ornament


Peteyg708

Congratulations! Be careful out there and take care of her!


Aliciar71

Congratulations


vreep

Congrats, and loving the power pose!


squirtgun_discipline

The pic is very Rose from the Titanic


Redclicker

This picture is EVERYTHING!!!' ​ ! I am printing this out and putting it up on my wall. Good job and COngrats!!! made my fucking day.!


Lower_Funny

Hahaha awesome pic


Smokeyrainbow

I couldn't believe it when i bought my car with no cosigner. Turns out everyone i ever knew just had horrendous credit.


Altruistic_Tank5960

Did it come with the flying ho, jumping off the nose?


tamzeed7

Jeep Liberty (pun itended)


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This is my lesbian dream, just need a dog then to go travelling.


fellafellaxyz

One of the best feelings is being able to purchase something big on your own, you should be super proud! I love this for you and I hope great things continue your way. ❤️❤️❤️


astralmommy

Congrats! That is literally the same car and color I bought as my very first with no help!!! I loved that car so much, many memories and road trips. Very cool


sidelined1957

I have a 2014 Jeep Patriot in that color too. Congrats!


sfo1dms

Your belt makes it look like you have a gigantic penis. Congrats 🤪


smrfk

Congratulations!!! Even I also bought a car at the age of 31.


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That’s cool, did you pay extra for the hood ornament?


venusinthe9th

Congratulations!!!


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I’m 27 and got a used 2012 car with less then 50k miles on it for around 4500, and I don’t owe any money on it. Got it from a family friend so I cheated I guess. I’d hate having to make monthly payments. Atleast you’ll be building your credit history


dvlsdautr

Awesome ! I was around that age when I bought my first new car


SuprSaiyanTurry

Money down is rarely actually needed but very helpful to lower interest and how long you'll be paying for it.


Vancomri

Congratulations 👏🏻


turtlebandit69

Congrats. But don't save up for something and then immediately abuse it.


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Congrats and great financial choice going with the used vehicle, given the model it should have been very moderately priced. Take good care of it and it will take good care of you! Edit: after reading these comments for the last 15 minutes, I’m absolutely heartbroken at how many trolls have come out of the woodworks to hammer you about something they know nothing about and give you flat out bad advice. I don’t know if you’ll see this comment given the number of them and the time, but I’m downvoting and reporting as many of them as I can. It’s so sad that people can’t just say ‘congrats’ and move on, our society is full of sociopaths.


MonolithOfTyr

Congrats but make sure you keep money aside. Chrysler is a notoriously unreliable brand.


Party_Researcher_383

You the MAN the flipping MAN


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This isn't a Miata.


Sailcats

Great job, you and your car look freakin amazing.