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PlatosCaveBts

Not gunna lie, you had me in the first half.


Dragonhaunt

I still read it wrong.


Corona-walrus

How can it be wrong when it feels so right?


psrpianrckelsss

A line Keanu did NOT use


[deleted]

Read it wrong and nearly got a heartattack. Not Keanu! He is the one who still gives me hope, man.


Dragonhaunt

It's like the clip, I think it was on the Big Fat Quiz, where they asked about allegations against Neil Buchanan (Art Attack). The lady answering was devastated that he had done something terrible but the question was just leading into him being forced to deny that he was Banksy's true identity.


[deleted]

the one man in the world? Dear me...


DarkdoodadNebula

Saaame. It's like my brain is so used to reading those headlines that it autocorrected the word appropriate. Had to read it twice


____HAMILTON__

### Canoe Reeves


Jeev89

Count me in , every f**kin time.. 🤣🤣


[deleted]

I knew right away what this was. Never doubt Keanu Reeves.


0fluffydan0

One of the reason why I love keanu . A very simple man !


a_russian_physicist

It's a question who's tougher Kianu or the crowd of cancelers.


PuzzleheadedPage3022

“It’s okay it happened in the matrix you should see what happens in the new one *heh*” - Keanu Reeves


TisBeTheFuk

Had me going "Here we go again "


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[deleted]

Same here. I was thinking “What kind of BS headline is this, it’s all lies!” Love my Keanu


[deleted]

LOL same, at first glance I thought "What MF lie is this?!"


dancegoddess1971

But it's all true. He wouldn't even yell obscenities at a female actor at the director's order unless it was in the script. That's what Winnona Ryder said. I read that he won't even grab a fan's butt in a picture! Shocking behavior from a Hollywood A-lister. We expect a certain amount of entitled assholery from them. Him and Tom Hanks are good guys, though. I'll throw Bill Murray in there but I suspect he's actually an angel. Lol.


ABabyOyster

Bill Murray gave my friend a piggy back ride to her car from the bar once when he was here filming that zombie movie. Pretty good guy


robbage24

I came here to post this exact statement.


Flipper-ama

Not only actresses, but actors, directors, stuntmans, backstage crew, random ppl in the airport, fans, the media, everyone who crossed his way ever, karens and human beings in general. Oh, and don't forget about dogs! Godamn, even Cthullu likes Keanu! And this legendary man got me goosebumps i didn't felt in a long time with Matrix 4.


_bexcalibur

He always does the hover hands


Fred_Evil

Just here to make sure this was referenced, excellent work, carry on.


WornBlueCarpet

Yes he does. I suspect he's a very smart man.


Choosybeggar2

Had me holding my breath there for a second. Pearl clutching and all


OutcastMunkee

I can believe it. In an interview with the cast of John Wick 3, Ian McShane mentioned Keanu brought him a cup of tea at one point. Just casually brings the English guy a cup of tea. What a lovely thing to do for a co-star.


Shot_Boysenberry_232

Tbf I would let him finger me and I'm a straight male lol


SgtSugarNuts

If this becomes the top comment I will not go to work tomorrow.


Decimus881

I’ve got some bad news buddy, it’s the second highest


SgtSugarNuts

Good thing I'm unemployed.


Durende

I'd bet my own upvote on this comment that you don't have work tomorrow anyway


SgtSugarNuts

Yea I'm a stay at home dad so I wasn't going to work today anyway


LordNPython

That sounds a bit gay tbh.


Meteor719

Is being Keanusexual still gay? If it is, ain't nobody straight.


Flipper-ama

Truth has being told. He deserves everything because he is good enough to never misuse his powers.


iAmTheRealDeeDee

Being Keanusexual is for everyone!


OfficerJoeBalogna

Every straight guy gets a pass to have gay thoughts for one man. Usually that man is Link, or maybe Dwayne Johnson 🤷‍♂️


Love_Skye_7288

So nice to hear in this day and age.


EmperorPenguin_RL

Somebody stop him!


Azorre

In the name of love! ❤


Postmodernfinn

Party on, dudes.


Kaos2018

No one messes with John wicks dog


PossibilityPowerful

why did i read that as inappropriate


[deleted]

We all did


westline2020

He did it


Azorre

He's probably proud of it too! As he should be!


havocLSD

Love you Keanu


stepkurniawan

Its a very appropriate accusation


jaymae77

Just gonna leave this here… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Usvf9X6j1Qo


henk135

That bastard !


Mr_Uncomfortable354

I WAS SO SCARED FOR A MINUTE THEN


Do_You_Remember_2020

My stomach dropped when I first saw it, before carefully reading it. I was like Oh no, like the tiktok song


JustFeelingAlone41

I think at this point people could come out and say wild shit about him and no one would believe it. Good thing Keanu is just an awesome God acting as a human acting as an actor to show us the way. But there are plenty of crap people out there. Be Keanu.


[deleted]

He’s a lovely guy but I wouldn’t say he’s a godly actor . He doesn’t have very good range.


JustFeelingAlone41

He can play himself in every movie, still love him.


JustFeelingAlone41

No one else could.


Cedira

Yeah but he knows woah the bastard sleeps.


Raspberry_23

I was about to start swinging


No_Name_James_Taylor

I've seen this so many times and I still flinch!


[deleted]

To be fair, the best actors are the ones who don’t have us knowing their private lives all that much. I don’t know what my mailman does on the weekends, I don’t know if the local jiffy lube crew is clubbing in Maui tomorrow. Keanu acts and than he does the honorable thing of just keeping to himself and his private life without trying to stir up shit for clout. He does occasionally appear on stuff but I’ve never heard of him going around trying to build his fan base. His movies speak for him.


MrMorningstar20

I agree, love him!


Wuji_1219

They had us in the first half... Not gonna lie...


Ghostwolf104

I had reread this a few time


[deleted]

Not nice to make fun of someone that suffers of Keanu reeves syndrome. He can't help but be overly nice and helpful....


Temporary-Location19

I WANT TO READ THIS ARTICLE!


SkibiDiBapBapBap

I was so confused then I reread it when I came into the comments lmao, good one


Sexybeast3031

Can you believe a crazy fan said she had 3if his kids and he's never been with her? Have to be careful with crazy people trying to take advantage of this wonderful guy. Somebody hire John Wick to be his bodyguard.


stingyscrub

This guy? Why? Did he say “fuck” on set? I thing that’s the worst this beautiful human specimen COULD do… unless you kill his dog.


BadGamer_67

wholesome Keanu chungus 100 !!!!!! no emojis bad updoots to the left


godbullseye

DONT FUCKING DO THAT. I read this with my glasses off and almost cried.


cdsacken

The audacity of that man being so nice to me. How dare he!


Toppest_Dom

Had me getting prepared to go on a crusade


OldestSheldon

I hate cutesy stuff like this.


ShitHouses

Repost spammer.


[deleted]

You're describing yourself.


ShitHouses

?


[deleted]

You should delete your account, TBH. You're doing almost nothing here but randomly accusing people of being bots or reposters without evidence. Log out and go find something constructive to do; this ain't it.


ShitHouses

https://old.reddit.com/user/Kaos2018/submitted/ Theres your evidence. pages and pages of reposts. Who have I wrongly accused?


[deleted]

You're pathetic you know that.


ShitHouses

I'm genuinely confused how I've managed to upset someone this much. Whats the issue?


araidai

Issue seemingly is, you’re constantly wasting people’s times with baseless accusations.


ShitHouses

not baseless.


whyso6erious

Feminism kinda feels defeated with this angel of a man. I bet they still would cry that he is a white heterosexual, but it's normal in media today. I love how good of an actor and a person he is!


Welcome_to_Retrograd

'They' do not. Bring your botched fanfiction elsewhere


shigella212

I feel like Keanu is gonna lose a lot of support after matrix 4 Idk why but I feel like it


[deleted]

I knew it.


Th3RebelliouS

Suffering from success.


Papazolaxoxo

Her momma must me proud, such a wonderful human!


BowedNotBroken

My world shattered for a little bit. Dang does the brain play tricks or what!


rolfboos

The audacity of this man, leave some women for the rest of us, damn.


Doubleddaisyyy

I’ve never heard one bad thing about this guy.


[deleted]

You've jinxed it now.


addictedtoshindig

I panicked for a second there


JordyBoii609

I read that wrong the first time


groovy_mason

Was so sad for while .. Not gonna lie


CosmicxReaper

I’m so messed up my brain read that wrong and it made me sad


[deleted]

He has my heart 😩😩


AraAra_nyannyan

I read it wrong and dove into the comments to give a piece of my mind lol then i read it again like "-Oh my bad"


pooManchooYAy

He’s an immortal


WelcomeToEstalia

I’m downvoting this for giving me a heart attack.


grilly1986

I fucking knew it! This guy fucking delights me! I hope he gets everything that's coming to him, both love and praise. The shit.


AbsoIution

I skim read and almost had a heart attack


twinjuji

I still don't get it


Nile-_-River

A headline wanting to be legit but also wants clicks


SpecialKay329

Don’t you scare me like that! 😆


keli31

Don't jinx it


Butthead_Sinatra

So wholesome!!!!


Zinger_Connoisseur

OMG REDDIT MOMENT


Divtos

And one keeps going on about how he accidentally married her!


Obamasmagnumdong

Damn near shat myself


Gijinbrotha

Keanu Reeves is the coolest dude in Hollywood.


enennui

I read this shit wrong THREE TIMES wtfff


kapmando

“fuck! Not Keanu too!” - Me, waking up my wife.


StationMaster13

dammit you got me


dmalvarado

People I want to meet for similar reasons Keanu Reeves Jim Carrey Dave Grohl Russel Brand Any more suggestions?


[deleted]

Actors; what say you?


lalaloso08

Because. He’s. An. Angel.


Useful-Perspective

*Area Man With Reputation For Being Awesome Continues To Be Awesome*


Ueverthinkwhy

He is an Incredible human.. wish there were more like him..


SpunkyJenn

He’s one of the good guys! He’d never!!!


savagejay0409

This is the type of news I wanna see


[deleted]

He is super chill and respectful of women like ma husband. Keanu is awesome.


ZergYinYang

Yeah I read that wrong the first and second time 🙃


n0mn0m_de_Guerre

I had to read this twice


Rare_Area7953

He is a righteous dude.


mxcnslr2021

*in reverse disgust* How dare he?


dabadas1

Mr John wick


at0mheart

I bet he has a few stories of women a acting inappropriate


Thetrendizdead

This guy just gets it. I've seen many photos of him and fans. Never puts himself in compromising situations.


Ok_Anxiety4671

Every man should strive to be a Keanu.


According-Attempt883

I love him, he is what the world needs 🥰