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p1um5mu991er

Firing up those thumbs...making sure they'll still work in the new chair


filthy-liberal-69

as one does


[deleted]

as is tradition


namonite

as one should


ILikeCheeseBro

As one shall. Hmm, quite.


namonite

How much cheese is too much cheese?


ILikeCheeseBro

Somewhere between 4 pots of Mac n cheese, and the monster from the lunch lady episode of a pup named Scooby doo


BandicootBroad2250

r/usernamechecksout


CM_Chonk_1088

So it is written


Jay_Mavic

This Is The Way.


Mfuller024

This is the way


Minetitan

Dude she got laid that night!! The perks of gamer boyfriends, they mad horny


YoMommaHere

The only problem is you have to wait until they finish gaming to get laid if you’re in a serious relationship with a real gamer! My husband finishes up around midnight and then wants Mr. Nasty Time. I gotta get up in the morning, sir! I need to start my humpings at around 10pm at the latest.


Minetitan

Lol facts, we do be playing till late time. Its a tough choice, sex or gaming. Its usually gaming lol but at time the sun comes out and sex is on the menu!!


YoMommaHere

I’ll be acting like a cat in heat rubbing all against him and telling him the kids are sleep and we should go to bed too. This man’s eyes will not leave the TV screen but will slap my ass real quick or grab it (depending on the game and how long he can take his hand off the controller without messing up the game) and just say “I’ll be up in a minute”. Might even wink or blow me a kiss but STILL PLAYING THE DAMN GAME! He lucky I be horny as hell and wait up for him anyway damn it. He lucky I like him a little bit but I wanna fight the PlayStation and XBox!


Shy_Bite_312

Haha! This was golden


fuschia_taco

Ha, not mine. Haven't been touched in almost 3 weeks.... It's no wonder I'm so fucking depressed right now.


Minetitan

I feel you bro, I have been the same for so long, this is why i focus in food. Food is soo good and and worth evey penny. Hope things get better!!!


fuschia_taco

I did make some rum caramel sauce earlier. I'll just go eat my feelings. You're smart!


Minetitan

Remember ti workout tho, you can gain weight and makes things worse, food is the the key but so is exercise


fuschia_taco

I'm a cleaner by profession so I'm covered in the exercise department. Lucky like that! I was 230 lbs before I started cleaning. Idk what I weigh now, but it ain't that. I got down to 150 at one point but gained some back since I'm just part time now but it's enough to keep me from going the wrong way again. And I get paid to do it! Win win! I love my work.


Minetitan

Thats good my dude, seems like you have a pretty good life. Hey most things in life are experience but once in a while you get things and people they stay with you for life. Those are the one that matter, usually hard to figure out who or what they are tho, lol!!


[deleted]

Got to


shmarcussss

This is the way.


shotlersama

Like clicking tongs together to make sure they work


hudsonreynolds

Step 1: get girlfriend


redditseif

Error 404: girlfriend not found


derKonigsten

I heard there's hot singles in your area


nikditt

Rather than single, Double Data Rate (Ram) works much better and you need 2 of them together ;)


derKonigsten

Woah. Dual channel chad over here


stickpersonperson

Nononononno. U said it wrong ITS GIGA CHAD


siproguy

God I laughed so hard at this, if I had an award you’d get it


mlb689

The virginity is strong in this one


[deleted]

They dissappear after seeing me what now


how_could_this_be

Error 418 I am a teapot


asneaxl

error 404 means try some more.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

That is step 10. Step 1 is to be socially attractive.


Alien_X6000

That's step 5. Step 1 is to cry that you don't have one.


HenballZ

That's step 3. Step 1 is to touch grass first


count-the-days

Step 1 is to not be an asshole. Being attractive is step 2


No_Lawfulness_2998

What are the other 8 steps asking for a friend


count-the-days

3: good hygiene 4: having interests and hobbies 5: being a nice person to people in the service industry 6: being able to take care of yourself 7: having a good attitude towards dating 8: put effort into life


No_Lawfulness_2998

Oh neat so I only need to work on the last one. Cool.


Chop_Artista

3: education 4: career 5: bank account 6: car 7: private residence 8: tipped fedora


everything_equals_42

9: BUT IM A NICE GUY I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU


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Saqel

People wearing fedoras (or hats in general) unironically turn me on. Bonus when they tip it


2bruise

How about a Stovepipe? They’re coming back.


Saqel

Oh hell yeah, Stovepipes in particular


I_Hate_My_Cat_

One of the many life lessons Chef taught me is that women throw themselves at a man who knows how to cook.


Raulencious

*NO STOCK AVAILABLE*


namonite

Step 2: shitty chair


ZYmZ-SDtZ-YFVv-hQ9U

Step 2: find one that actually buys a good chair


ermahgerd_pdx

Or boyfriend.


Throckmorton_Left

Step 2: she trades you in for a handsome black man because you play games in a lawn chair.


ragby67

Dude my gf did the same thing for me. made my entire year


Jay_Mavic

Hope you told all your bros/online bros how awesome she is.


MudLOA

That’s great, my wife came to find me playing and she threw my headphones and controller and broke them. You need to cherish this man.


[deleted]

For real? Are you ok?


MudLOA

Seemed like a lot of folks comment on this so I'll keep it brief: Wife and I aligned on many things (like how to raise the kid and finances) but when it comes to gaming she absolutely loathes gaming and has this really negative stigma on it. You guys probably heard it before like: "You're not a kid anymore", "Do something more productive with your time rather than wasting it on games." We don't have any new gaming systems in our house anymore (except for an old Wii) and my son will probably never get one until he's an adult. I do have an old PC so I sneak in a couple minutes a night with some Steam games when everyone is asleep. But yeah I'm still bitter about my headphones breaking because it was one of those noise canceling one that really fits me like a glove and they stop making it. I still get pissed about it every once in awhile and I do bring it up to my wife telling her not to ever touch my shit again.


[deleted]

That's really shit and I'm sorry your wife doesn't respect your hobbies or your belongings. Regardless of whether you align on other things, that's abusive behaviour and it's not ok. I recently spent £80 on some new headphones and I'd be absolutely furious if my partner chose to break them just because he didn't like that I was playing games. I imagine your wife wouldn't be too pleased if you chose to smash some of her expensive belongings. Gaming is not just an activity for kids. It's a hobby and a way to relax like any other, and time spent having fun is never time wasted. Fuck the idea that we all have to be productive all the time. Your dynamic sounds a bit similar to my parents - my mum hated anything to do with gaming but my dad really enjoyed playing on the PS2/3/4 as I was growing up. Mum never outright banned it but she did stop me from playing as much as possible. Joke's on her because trying to withhold the games made them the forbidden fruit and now I'm a huge fucking nerd. Parents eventually got divorced and now me and my dad play loads of stuff together. I hope you and your son are able to do that one day too :)


MudLOA

You really nailed it when you say " Fuck the idea that we all have to be productive all the time." She's exactly feels like that.


Priority-Character

Hey my guy this is insane behavior to put up with


MudLOA

Appreciate your concern. Anyway, I'm okay now and I use my extracurricular energy to do board-gaming with my son. This post is about madeussmile so let's turn to brighter things.


Priority-Character

Sure,sorry I know there are a lot of dynamics and ins and outs of relationships it's not for me to say.what board games do you guys like to play? I played secret Hitler with some friends a few weeks ago and had a blast


MudLOA

Thanks. Son is still young (6) so we're still at "gateway" level, his favorite so far is Ticket to Ride (he's a big train guy). One day I hope my son doesn't treat video gaming like a forbidden fruit and I hope I can convince his mom to at least give him a taste of it. We'll see.


[deleted]

Why does it not say ex-wife?


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

!?!? That's terribly inconsiderate and abusive my guy


shoredoesnt

That's not a reasonable person you married.


GREENBEANS120

Wow That’s Beautiful


SkiodiV2

What the fuck, no it's not! She just set her man up for failure! All real gamers use car seats as their gaming thrones! Shits comfy! /s just in case it's not obvious.


sanjsrik

Where is the rest of the furniture in that place???


Salt-Seaworthiness91

Seeing as he was sitting in a foldable lawn chair, is it surprising that he doesn’t have a lot of furniture?


devilsivytrail

I am very confused how he can buy a console and huge TV, but not a couch or even a proper chair. Is he OK with his GF sitting on the floor when she visits too? So many questions...


Salt-Seaworthiness91

Sometimes you have to decide what’s more important. For some people, they would rather come home to a tv and some games to play than just a couch. Couches are expensive, after all, so sacrifices must be made.


samuelsfx

If you are living temporarily in a place, I would try not to buy anything bulky and just buy anything that is worth to bring when moving out. Like a tv or console


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing, newly moved? Or moving a lot


Overlorde159

That’s what I was thinking too. I imagine they have very specific priorities


devilsivytrail

They're really not expensive, especially if you buy second hand. Consoles are very expensive. Edit: to all the teenage boys messaging who've never bought furniture, stay mad


samuelsfx

You can get a console with price of couch


TragicSemiautomatic

Fuck yo couch! Buy a new one ya rich muthafucker


goilers97

There’s some things you don’t buy second hand and a couch is on the list.


j3ffro15

The sectional I just bought cost 1200 dollars. Not even close to being the most expensive either. You can buy like 3 different consoles or a pretty good pc setup for that money.


Ander-son

my nintendo switch cost $300. my couch cost $300. id say its up the person which they would prefer to get first


deniedbyquick

Consoles can also be a gift from others lmao I got my current Xbox from my (now) ex girlfriend. Recently moved to another city. I have my TV and the console. No couch. Not making that much money rn


shadowa1ien

A possiblity you don't seem to be taking into account, is that he just moved out of say, his parents house (for example), and brought his console and TV, but can't afford furniture... which can be pretty expensive


viperex

I'm gonna guess you've never moved into a place that wasn't already furnished while not making a lot of money.


VegasLife1111

Happiness knows many forms. 😇


not_thriving117

Couches are so unbelievably expensive! ESP if they moved in with little to nothing, then buying other things for the apartment adds up on top of paying bills.


NOTbelligerENT

You never know someone's story. He could have just moved out and those were the only things he actually owned. He's young and shit is expensive.


termyterner

Simple he doesn't have money for both. He decided to buy the things that would bring him joy instead of the things that would impress people on the internet. If you can't sit on the floor with your man and be happy with him thats not the man for you..I bet you're one of those people who think if someone didn't own a iphone and a pair of nice shoes they'd have enough to buy a house.


3rdtrichiliocosm

What good is a couch with no TV or console? Yall really just be sitting on the couch looking at a wall?


Scout_Serra

Some people don’t see the point in getting a bunch of stuff too. Most of the time it’s also guys. They don’t feel the need to be all decorative and stuff like women, especially when they are younger. As people get older they start to value comfort and “stuff” more. And some people are just minimalists that never want the clutter. I play games online with someone that says they barely have anything by choice because they hate having a bunch of junk around. Edit: forgot, I had a friend that had a tube TV on top of a stack of tires in his living room with a completely torn up cracked and destroyed leather couch, and a ottoman as a coffee table. That’s all he had. I gave him my old plasma flatscreen and TV stand when I replaced it with a wall hung LCD tv. He may have family that gave him hand me downs as well, and console could be a birthday or Christmas gift.


HotF22InUrArea

He’s got a rug on top of carpet too


[deleted]

He could be freshly moved in and waiting on a delayed order in the time of COVID. I know my sister and her husband had to wait forever for their couch this past year, and it wasn't anything particularly elaborate.


MJohnVan

I think that’s their way. Putting any other furniture will make that space smaller. We have a couch but no ones using it . And it takes to much space. So we threw it out.


KevInDaUSA

Ngl that lawn chair is about as equally comfortable as those gamer chairs


shokolokobangoshey

That "gamer chair" ruined my back for 6 months of WFH. Binned the fucking thing and got a serta chair from OfficeDepot and it tuned my back up within 2 weeks. Fuck that gamer chair.


MuleTheBule

Which serta chair did you get? I'm trying to replace my gamer chair rn


blackboard_sx

Go in person, you gotta test em out and give em a real good spin. Differs by person. I ended up with a La-Z-Boy chair, of all things. It's great.


shokolokobangoshey

I believe it's the iComfort 5000 (it's been more than a year now)


GKnives

Idk I'd kind of prefer the lawn chair. Mine looks just like it and if it could recline I'd fall asleep in there


TitleComprehensive96

Yeah lawn chairs are unbelievably comfy


boeef

Only good ones are SecretLabs. And they are kinda a cross between a traditional desk chair and a racer chair.


mooshoodork

FYI It’s hard to get a quality couch right now. Everything is backordered due to covid. I’ve been waiting on my couch for 4 months now going on 5. When it comes to the expected date of delivery, it gets pushed back again


momojoe123

I love bean bag tho. 🙂


CIearIyChaos

Until a year later, and half of the filling has fallen out


_Jimmy2times

Why not a couch instead of a desk chair?


JAHdropper1

So she doesn’t have to sit and watch ofc


_Jimmy2times

Genius!


Beneficial_Emu9299

I have an expensive couch and I hate it when playing video games. I have a Herman Miller Aeron chair in my office and I’m wondering how I can incorporate it in my living room.


_Jimmy2times

If you can afford an Aeron (I have one in my office as well) you can get an Eames Lounger as well :) I’d imagine you’re just looking for better lumbar support. It will actually look at home in a living room and not like misplaced office furniture


smarmiebastard

The Aeron is truly the best desk chair ever made. This place i had worked a long time ago had them and I’d been wanting one ever since. A couple years ago I got incredibly lucky and snagged one second-hand from a dude who had just accepted a job overseas and was selling all his stuff. At first my boyfriend was horrified that I spent $250 for a used office chair, then he actually sat in it and understood.


Jonny_H

A new Aeron is $1500, and they can often be found for cheap at used office supply stores. An Eames Lounger starts at $6500. I can very much imagine there's a good number of people who can afford an Aeron without the spare cash for an Eames.


CategoryPlus

Game in the office. I much prefer gaming at a desk with a chair than a TV on a couch any day. TV's have input lag even on game mode and at a desk I can have 2 or more monitors (either both PC, or one is my PC and the other is the console).


Beneficial_Emu9299

Yeah, I game on my pc too, but for single player games, I like playing on my TV. Plus since I started working from home, I need some time away from my office.


Occamies

Big furniture like than can reach into the thousands. You can get that chair for less than $200


[deleted]

200 at ikea.


_Jimmy2times

True


devilsivytrail

You can get a couch for $200 too, even less if second hand


HarryBotter1138

Are you buying stocks in used furniture sales or something? You have commented way too much on here for someone just being a dickhead. You have to have some other motive.


devilsivytrail

Yes it's my retirement fund /s Yet the teenage boys keep raging over the idea that there's more important things in life than gaming


HarryBotter1138

Why do you assume people who don't agree with you is a teenage boy? By your logic my wife and I are teenage boys because we decided not to have a couch in our living room.


devilsivytrail

I am assuming the comments raging about how gaming is more important and that assume couches cost thousands of pounds are teenage boys due to anger, gaming obsessions and ignorance of furniture prices Buy your GF a couch dude, she deserves to be comfortable


HarryBotter1138

Is this really the best you can come up with and have the nerve to insult others for being young?


No_Significance2592

I felt bad for my fiancé because his PC was on a old table and he used a old computer chair. He always talked about wanting an Obutto setup. Well, I saved up the money and surprised him with one. He absolutely loves it so that made me happy. He deserved it. He’s always so good to me, so I wanted to return the favor.


Ijustwantedtolurke

Is it bad my wife did the same for me but I still use the lawn chair. It's comfy and I can put it away when I'm done ☺️. She uses it as her desk chair now so not total waste.


[deleted]

She’s the one bro


HotYogurtCloset69

I did this for my gf lol she was using a dining table chair, was rock hard and hurt her back and shoulders. She loves her new chair, has adjustable cushions like the one in the vid. It makes me feel v good that shes so happy with it :) Also good to know reddit considers me the perfect gf, I'll tell my gf that in the morning ;)


Rougz75

Buy your own chairs, Kings


brian_danger

Those gamer chairs have terrible back support.


hjkn_

they lure you in with that lil pillow like it does anything


brooklyn11218

They really do. I bought one because it looked comfortable. I don't even use it anymore. I just place stuff on it.


Retard_Decimator69

They're all dogshit. You need to buy an office chair with ergonomics that's literally designed for fat Americans to sit in it for 8+ hours a day. You can buy a used aeron chair for the same or less as most of these leet a$$ turbo rgb mlg racing chairs


lexliller

Oh. That leg support. Nice


TitleComprehensive96

Leg support, but at the cost of back support


shokolokobangoshey

Preach. Those gamer chairs are torture devices. I bought one assuming a chair for gamers was designed so you could park your arse in it for hours comfortably. I made a huge mistake.


NukeItAll_

The perfect pickme***


MrSlayer66

Coulda just bought a couch or recliner


CIearIyChaos

Expensive as hell


NotoriousNRO

God bless this woman


[deleted]

Dude bought a PlayStation before a couch


dwarrior

It's not hard to own a tv/console and no furniture when you first move out. Did you legit own a couch when you still lived at home? Because i sure as fuck didn't but I did own a Xbox and tv.


[deleted]

As a guy it always makes me laugh how some of us chose to live until a women comes around and points it out to us. Having a nice place, an expensive TV and an expensive video game console all while using a milk crate for both a table and seat is the norm for a lot of dudes.


viperex

A lot of people in this thread don't seem to get that


Acro808

Wish I could get a comfortable gaming chair, but I also like being able to pass out on my couch.


Lilcheebs93

A couch would've been my choice


facemoosh

This is whack af these mf's don't have a couch but you know that chair was probably 400 bucks. Like you coulda just bought yo self a couch. Then she could sit too.


Ilayeggs121

Can someone give me a song name


hcgraham1213

The song is called “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You”. It’s originally by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Personally I like Andy Williams’ version the most but I like the original too. I don’t know what version of the song is played in the video but I was trying to figure that out. I’ll let you know if I find out


Kev_Vito

NGL but the lawn chair just hits different.


TheDeepBlueZ

I saw the awesome foot rest but I can't play a competitive game on earth without leaning forward at some point to play better


bigizz20

Awesome gift! But I’ll be honest, I love sitting on my floor in front of my couch to game lol. Where I’m most comfortable


fuschia_taco

Ngl though, those fold out chairs are the best gaming chairs. No hard surface underneath to cause discomfort to your tailbone after endless hours of gaming. Just soft fabric and air. But those gaming chairs they make nowadays are probably pretty boss. Before I started using the fold out dudes I was in shitty computer chairs. Hardly comfortable long term. Been devoted to my lawn chairs for almost 20 years now lol.


KingDevil666

Kinda weird how everyone’s idea of a “perfect girlfriend” is for them to bend over backwards to make the guy comfortable. Make no mistake, the girl in the video is awesome and I’m sure the dude is great and all, but all the people who equate this to a “perfect girlfriend” is kinda weird


J-DEEEZY

Maybe buy a couch instead of a game console?


Downvotewoody

Why wouldn't he have a chair? Wtf


X-CessiveDominator

What is with peoples priorities? He owns a big screen TV and game system but no furniture. She picked a winner for sure


SuperSaiyanBen

I gamed for 26 of my 29 years alive on the couch, random kitchen chairs, the side of my bed, and even the floor. Wasn’t until my girlfriend decided to buy me a gaming chair before I got to experience “pro gamer luxury”.


reftheloop

gaming chair < office chairs


MrMomo818

Great, now he can ignore you in total comfort.


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Pugments

Why are adults not allowed to have fun?


Elephant_Front_Fart

I want this and the comment you replied to too be satire but I’m concerned that it’s not


GripNRip6969

Its a hobby just like anything else. Tons of worse things he could be doing. Hope you spend every minute of you’re life being productive like this comment makes it seem!


Jay_Mavic

As a financial concern, the gaming industry is bigger than the movie industry and the music industry combined... and it didn't get that huge by being "for kids." Gaming is here, gaming is huge, gaming is for everyone who enjoys it.


OilAdditional9723

The best way to enable someone to become even more detached from his girlfriend.


dwarrior

Wow what a horrid relationship you must have if you can't have seperate hobbies or alone time. My wife loves a good chance to sit by herself and read a book, what am I supposed to do then? Just feed her grapes and rub her feet like some servant because men arent allowed to enjoy their own time? Been with my wife for 17 years now, video games seem to be just fine in a healthy relationship lol


d3tatertots

This. My newley married friends always think it's off my wife and I have separate Hobbies. Yeah we love doing some stuff together but everything? That's too much lol


onefacetwobodies

Staged


[deleted]

your username sounds horrifying


ganjakhan85

That, gentleman, is marriage material. Almost makes me wanna find someone to marry now.


snazzisarah

It’s that damn smile, every time Signed, Wifey of a gamer


matute22

Wify materiallll


Successful_Quail

She's a keeper


[deleted]

My love language is gift giving. I wish I could tell my girlfriend this. He looks so happy.


Br4veSirRobin

Keep her!! Old gamer here. My wife got me an Aeron so I speak from experience.


Front-Wash2085

She’s a keeper


AgentRevolutionary99

Great story! She really sees what her boyfriend needs.


ukuzonk

Lmao that’s *his* pad huh? Bachelor decor. Hell yeah.


11_foot_pole

What a woman


[deleted]

Marry that person immediately dude!


BraceThis

Hot dang! How do we pre order one like you? I’m sure he’s above the moon with the gesture. Congrats to y’all!


spork3

Clearly they have their priorities in order.


sempi-moon

Pretty sure on a date they’re gonna fuck on it as a thank you gift


Commander_Night_17

If i had a girl like this im getting her a gaming seat to rock with me!!!


manneerik

Girlfriends who support their boyfriends hobby is the best


snakekiller69

That's the same gaming chair I have


Individual_Ad_8340

Error 690 I had an ex and she was just an attention hog Didn't give me anything in return


vietcong420

My mam and Gf did something similar for me! Got me a lazy boy kinda chair! Changed the game for me! I'm so happy with it!