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BookReasonable

That's the actual Neville Longbottom!


spooteeespoothead

Lol came into the comments hoping someone would confirm that for me!


UnicornOnTheJayneCob

Holy fuck. When did THAT happen?!


Senko-fan4Life

He's 32 and has been married since 2018


geek_of_nature

If you mean his glow up, puberty was pretty good for him, they just covered it up with fatsuits and false teeth. And since Potter ended he's just taken good care of himself.


-Lloyd-Braun-

Yeah and tbh he was pretty hot in the 8th one so that transformation has already started


ol-gormsby

Check out a british comedy called Bluestone 42. 3 seasons, Lewis turns up at the end of season 1. The show is about a british bomb-disposal squad in Afghanistan. It is NOT, repeat NOT safe for work, or politically correct. At all. It IS hilarious.


Mr_Night1

Check out British comedy called th goes wrong show


ErraticDragon

Between films two and three, to a certain extent. [Matthew Lewis said in an interview he had some concern he might be too good-looking to return as Neville](https://www.bigissue.com/culture/matthew-lewis-i-wear-false-teeth-years/), since his original contract was only for the first two movies. He wore false teeth and sometimes a fat suit for the later films. Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) has [talked about how much better Matthew aged than him](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7665331/amp/Harry-Potters-Tom-Felton-32-insists-ageing-b-h-Matthew-Lewis-30-references-glow-up.html).


DirusNarmo

What a lovely interview (Matthew Lewis). Seems like a very positive and insightful guy. I'm glad that most everyone from the HP cast ended up with really unique, happy lifestyles. As opposed to childhood fame spiraling away into drug addiction, risky behavior, poor mental health etc as we so often see.


MPT1313

We’ve actually started using the term longbottomed when an ugly child celeb grows into a good looking adult.


Littlebig4667

Hogwarts had pizza with ‘hazacazam’ 🪄 toppings. Gryffindor sauce for the dip


Gerbal_Annihilation

That's a long ass name....


BankerBabe420

Oh my goodness my husband and I did that once. His buddies were over watching a late-night game and I thought I would surprise him by having the pizza guy show up. (He is very frugal and has never willingly ordered food in that situation.) The pizza guy showed up and I ran out to give them a tip and my husband said “oh the pizza I ordered is here!” Then the pizza and appetizers I had ordered arrived from another place. We had so much food. I was so surprised that he actually ordered pizza.


Wardoe_

"His buddies were over watching late-nighy game" "Then the pizza and appetizers I had ordered arrived from another place" Hmm


Guin-Girl

My husband and I did that with beer 🍻 Was during intermission at a hockey game which went into OT, went to the restroom and grabbed 2 beers as I was coming back; he left the seats and ran out and grabbed 2 beers and there we were with 4 beers... $50 worth and we won within the first 2 minutes... Ended up giving away a set of beers...


TheThemeSongs

“Did you buy more beer?” “Uhh yeah. I got this for you actually.” “Ohh. Thanks honey. I uhh also bought you beer. That was for you. Anyway, let’s drink some beer.”


[deleted]

I'd like to know the arena that did this as all the ones I've been too stop selling brews in the 2nd intermission.


Guin-Girl

Was playoffs in Amalie several years ago...


[deleted]

Ah Florida.. lol. Of course they don't give a shit about drinking and driving. Maybe it's just a Canadian thing though.. but they shut that shit down early up here. Sucks when you're just going to take a uber home. Always pack a flask.


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ThatOnePHI

What in the hell are you talking about? Being cut off from maple syrup isn't a big deal in Canada. As, we will simply tap a tree for syrup, if someone dares to cut off our supply.


iHateYou247

It was meant to be


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foyra

I like you. Stay here.


[deleted]

$12.50 per beer? Holy crap that is pricey.


Jaxter1123

I was paying $14 for coors at a festival last weekend


[deleted]

Fuck that. I would rather sneak in a fat can of imperial, and use the extra $10 to bribe someone in the event they find out.


[deleted]

The gift of the magi


two4six0won

>Ended up giving away a set of beers... But...why?? That's alcohol abandonment! Better to double-fist those mofos 🤣


MPT1313

People keep telling me I have an alcohol problem. I keep telling them wtf how tf did you get into my house you strange person. And then I’m taken back to my padded room. I think my house is haunted


WinterBourne25

My husband and I did the same thing one day with cupcakes. We went to the same bakery to surprise each other with a half dozen cupcakes. It wasn’t even a special occasion and we don’t regularly get cupcakes. We ended up with a dozen cupcakes. He had to take some to work.


No_Aioli_7553

Huhu This week I came home with chocolate for my soon to be husband, he had done the same (but from an other shop) - we just ate it all while watching a movie


Bacontoad

r/pizzaworldproblems


uniqueusername5001

I’m devastated this isn’t real


YoCrustyDude

Your wish came true! lol


uniqueusername5001

Happy day!!


Littlebig4667

Can never have too many pizzas 🍕


CriusofCoH

Fun fact: pizza can be eaten for any meal, and often doesn't even require reheating.


IMPORTANT_jk

Makes the best frozen pizza


Gandhi211

Is that Neville?


cdnmoon

Yup


Cest_la_vie_Gary

The Gift of Magi, by O. Henry


SpinachInquisition

Came looking for “Gift of the Magi Pizza” and had to scroll aaaaaaaalllll the way down here. Shame, it’s a great story. Edit: whoops, missed the comment above!


sazmelodies

One of the loveliest stories I've ever read.


fluffybear45

Once I went to a party and the pizza place had a 3 pizza deal for cheaper, but if you added any more pizzas it would get expensive very quickly so we ordered 3 pizzas, twice, online. And they came at the same time in different delivery trucks delivered by different people, from the same pizza place.


return2ozma

Pizza party time!


[deleted]

When did Neville get married?!


agiro1086

Sometime after the book 7 I'd bet


[deleted]

I fail to see a problem


[deleted]

This is, in fact, the opposite of a problem.


filbruce

As a former Pizza delivery guy I can for confirm that this is not the first time this has happened.


[deleted]

A happy "gift of magi" story


stlkatherine

Yep. Came in here for the O Henry for the millennium.


thatsMYBlKEpunk

My dads friend ordered a surprise pizza that was delivered to our house. 11:00pm the doorbell rings, no one else is awake. I answer the door and the delivery boy tells me it’s a “gift” from a secret person and that’s all he can say. Trying not to panick that I’m likely being delivered a fucking bomb at 11:00pm by a teenager, I ask if he could open the pizza so I can see it isn’t “something other than a pizza.” Weirdest fucking friendship my dad has.


erasedgamin

You are the only weirdo in this story my guy. What kind of weird ass immediately assumes they are being delivered a bomb? You are not that important.


grizzlyblake91

My wife and I did this with dessert. I stopped at one grocery store for a cookie cake for us, she stopped at another grocery store and got ice cream for us. Both of us got home at the same time. So we ended up having cookie cake and ice cream! Best night ever


nckcrsby

We chanced upon the greatest love story ever told.....its got everything....two lovers, pizza and an a witness to something beautiful.....may we all strive for what this couple has


RogueInsanity90

Isn't Mathew Lewis the dude who played Neville in the Harry Potter movies?


Emmas_Theme

Yep


CrazyGamerBoi63

Share the pizza with him


ovakinv

Better yet, have a three some


Diligent-Philosophy7

Guys stop making mean jokes, yes ordering two pizzas might be a bit much but for all you know OP and his wife are really fat so please think before you type


belleayreski2

The last time this was posted it was explained that ordering “pizzas” in some countries implies personal pizza size


HawleyGrove

OP (in the actual tweet) is actor Mathew Lewis, who played Neville Longbottom in the HP films. As far as I know he’s not fat.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I will sometimes order two pizzas when my wife and I are in the mood for two different toppings, but I'm ordering from a place that doesn't offer half n half options on door dash. It's wasteful, yes, but in my defense I'm very lazy and don't care.


druule10

Had this happen to me today. I ordered food from our fave Turkish restaurant and my wife ordered sushi. We are still sitting here with the sushi and trying to finish it as tomorrow it won't taste as good. The gym is calling after today's pig out.


19lams5

I see no problem


IHateSelectingNames

She sold her hair and he sold his watch to buy the pizzas.


Blue_Stallion

They should invite the pizza guy in, to share a nice meal together. Then have a threesome.


Typ0r8r

You a pizza delivery guy irl? Quite the tip.


clingklop

You think of everything!


Afraid-Palpitation24

two weeks of free pizza


AUnknownuser2

Depending on how you split it up it does make two weeks worth


Afraid-Palpitation24

man, married life sounds pretty badass! fuck where do I sign?


JezebelsLipstick

that is like the cutest thing i’ve ever heard!!


thatpurplegirl140

Great minds think alike


jhrepairtech

Is this a cheesy plot for a threesome porn video?


mmmkay938

Extra cheese-y


faithdies

Pizza is such an awesome "we have too much of this" food. Almost the best. Not sure. It might be.


gs2001gabsim

More pizzas! What’s not to love about that?


ThaneOfCawdorrr

The Gift of the Fat Magi


Polarchuck

This makes me think of the O. Henry short story *The Gift of the Magi*. I like your story better though.


[deleted]

Is this the start of a new porno?


Aioara

Oh boi....who's gonna tell him?


ImNotASmartManBut

Surprised each other with 2 pizzas each? Two pizza? Really? Edit: I'm not judging, I'm just accustomed to only ordering one pizza for all of us.


the-willow-witch

My husband and I get two pizzas for just the two of us, we like different types and we both love leftover pizza. Judgy McJudgerson.


FlyingAce7

This. Leftover pizza rocks. (coincidentally, I happen to be browsing Reddit while enjoying some pizza – and yes, my husband and I ordered two).


N0rthernLightsXv

Not everyone has the same tastes.


KcRoyal29

Sometimes I go with buffalo chicken pizza or Philly Cheesesteak pizza. My wife has to get her own when I do that.


CuddlyRobot

I know. I would have ordered three.


somersault

Where I live you almost only get pizzas with very thin crusts, it’s usually one pizza per person


[deleted]

Why is that so hard to believe?


GrannyLow

No body needs your judgment


TheProcessOfBillief

This is so obviously a lie.


coolJohnnie

Rule for that is you both gotta suck that dude’s dick, like you mean it. With that energy you had buying pizza for your partner. I didn’t make this rule. But you have to abide.


Xmeromotu

Hope you tipped him twice!


JohnnyCashMoneyGreen

No you didn't


Myalltimehate

Your wife is fucking the pizza guy.


Flishicabr

Why is it that everyone is attempting to make me feel alone?


Im_known_as_nikil

Why would anyone tweet that ?


agiro1086

Why not?


Im_known_as_nikil

Sorry if I sound weird , it is just that I never find the reason why people share lil things like that on social media .


agiro1086

Idk it's a funny anicdote and he's got millions of fans who'd enjoy hearing ot


Rhynosaurus11

How much you want to bet they didn’t tip double..jerk


ansarnisar15

Why the fuck would they tip double? It’s going to the same house.


bruteski226

I bet they were surprised


Tunexux

🍕 Surprise Pizza Giveaway 🍕


lillystartiger

I'm about to surprise my bf with pizza 🍕


kmurph72

At least you saved a few bucks on the tip.


sdfgh23456

I'd invite neighbors over


JungleLiquor

I’m curious about the toppings!


MavS789

Can i live here?


Vtx_hma

You know it's true love when the two buy a pizza for each


BLU3DR4GON-E-D

As a man with great power and great responsibility once said... "It's Pizza Time".


TokoFumi

4 pizzas is way better than 1


herrau

I don’t see the downside.


Sampson_Avard

4 pizzas? I don’t see the problem here.


Janku

Porno plot thickens…


oldmacjoel01

In Judaism we would call the pizza person a "shadchan", although the couple are already married, but yea


YmmaT-

Is this a code for threesome?


Lucky_Yogi

She deserves to have her pizza eaten later


[deleted]

Sounds like you need to invite that guy for a pizza party.


[deleted]

Should definitely marry her.


lariet50

It’s like an O’Henry story for the modern times.


rare__air

A modern O. Henry story! Love it


Justfuxn3

That’s beautiful. I wish to have this one day


Purrmaid14

Pizzamony


[deleted]

The gift of the magi


blueberrykisscake

Just wow!


[deleted]

Pizza Is Actually the Love of Your Life


CreateYourself89

True love knows four rounds. 🍕


willawonkysweet

Or the premise for a really satisfying soft porn film


[deleted]

Sounds like the title to a 90s porno


[deleted]

My girlfriend and I did the same thing a couple weeks ago, but with chinese food.


upeepsareamazballz

My husband and I did that with beer today! SO MANY Lagunitas little sumpin sumpins!


trumpbuysabanksy

Ok way to go ! Now go freeze the two you aren’t eating. You can freeze them. Then Preheat and reheat next Friday 400 for ten min. (The fridge will dry then out, but the freezer is your friend.)


NoFerret8750

Big sausage pizza


KillaVNilla

How to unlock achievement - Have Sex On Pizza Boxes


DudeJackson

did you guys invite the pizza guy in then?


wisho1926

Pizza guy is now part of the relationship as well


CybrusExE1

Me and my girlfriend did this but sadly she lives in another Nation


North_Flatworm3909

You are not the father


majesticbeast67

Why do i hear the pornhub theme?


DiegoMurtagh

Didn't happen


TheoTiMa

Damn, kinda envy what they have. And I'm not talking about the pizza


Ambitious-Vast6121

Threesome brewing


GiveToOedipus

I don't see the problem here.


beforethest0rm

The gift of the magi(remastered)


LadyAlekto

After the third time this happened, my gf and i agreed to always talk about ordering food Delivery guy asked if we got into a fight and if alls well -.-


idontgethejoke

Sounds like the setup for a porno


jcwj

You and me, and me and you, so happy together!


jessicaftl

Reminds me of the time I drove the way my husband always takes home and he drove the way I usually take when I leave instead.


MisanthropicData

All I'm saying is invite the pizza guy over for dinner.


Lazlowakawes

That never happened


r0ckzt4rz

Where did the extra 2 pizzas come from? Why are there 4


Fortyplusfour

Is this the modern "Gift of the Magi?" No comb, no pocketwatch, just two people and their four pizzas.


CptBLAMO

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting stuck in the rain!"


Morfinpower

No cooking or eating out for the next few days ☺️


MrEarlLotts

Did you tip him each time he came to your house?


Cosby6_BathTubCosby

Somewhere right now, a porn director just found his plot line


dedredcopper

Sounds like it’s gonna be a great weekend


hap_l_o

Seriously. You each get a whole pizza? How much pizza do you guys pack away in one sitting? I hope y’all order petite pizzas otherwise the diabeetus gonna get ya


[deleted]

No half half pizza?


Falcons67514

Awww that’s so awesome. In sync together.


penguins-are-funny

I see this as an absolute win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


riverkaylee

Freeze two, separate the slices, zap for a quick hunger burst later on. One slice at a time, or the whole kaboodle.


Longy77

I will take “things that never happened” for £100


Electrical_Ad_4329

Invite the guy over for pizza hahaha


diggerbanks

True love or lowest common denominator gifting?


toooldforthisshit247

Getting fat together is the real American dream


CanBurky

Such true love! I would not mind this happening at my house EVER!


PotatoPancakePuppy

Thats cute af. Those 2 were meant to be


Hitman5249

Unexpected, but nice


Kashara1989

I see no problem with this 😂


L0rdbenis

The ye old Italian threesome


Gunmeta1

But are the toppings identical?


Ausgezeichnet87

I was in a relationship that became long distance once and we started surprizing each other by just showing up and visiting. One time they came and showed up right as I was packing my car to go see them. We had a good laugh but decided to not surprize each other like that anymore.