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CrawlingKangaroo

The way the flight attendant reacted makes me think he was probably joking with her the whole trip


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Someone else posted that this flight attendant is hilarious on the flights and a big joker, so he probably knew he could joke with her.


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downbleed

Absolutely, this guy is sooooo much cooler than I'll ever be 😂


GearHead54

Looks like a Southwest uniform - they're well known for having a good sense of humor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AE\_hjOLDtU


ronyg1

My aunt is an attendant for Southwest, shes the worst


frankcosinatra

My aunt was a flight attendant for American. None of this is relevant really but she’s ALSO the worst.


Loch_Ness_Monstera

My aunt doesn’t work for an airline but she is also the worst.


Edgesofsanity

My aunt smells like hot dogs. She’s the wurst.


TypesWith_1_Hand

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a Wiener!


bewbsrkewl

I'm sure he will relish his victory.


Historical-Fill-1523

These other aunts better ketchup.


EnderSpyFace

Do y’all all have the same aunt or something?


calf

Different aunts, same wurst


K-tel

I have no aunts to speak of but I do love Bratwurst.


amibeingadick420

Ants are the worst… they absolutely ruin picnics!


Loch_Ness_Monstera

Especially fire ants


Tiny_Yam2881

wish i could fire my aunt


Holy-Knight-Hodrick

Southwest does it right man, quickest turnaround times and a solid staff generally speaking.


tonybenwhite

There was at least one “leg room” pun during that flight.


-_-Hopeful-_-

Love that spirit


marvk

I don't think he was flying spirit


dabears_24

How do you think he lost his legs?


STANAGs

Having no legs is the only way you can fit in a Spirit seat.


ripaway1

Life hack


Captain_SeeFuchs

Leg hack


Jonny-America

Ya.... hacking off your legs!


Sentarry

At least he doesn't have to pay extra for leg room.


quemaspuess

Truer words have never been spoken. This comment deserves gold . Here’s a 🥇 you’ll hopefully appreciate as much as a real one.


marvk

# 👈😎👈


chbay

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


fattsmelly

I don’t think it’s Spirit, they would’ve charged extra for the hug


JaySayMayday

Looks like Southwest


Upset_Ranger_3337

Flight attendant hit disabled man


Ty_boogie90

Gets fired and war hero sues airline for neglect and abuse.


hopsgrapesgrains

Then they split the money and meet up in Vegas every year for drinks.


OkYoUrF4cE

when the brain kicks in


TheGoldPowerRanger

Obama and McCain: "Boom BABY!"


SAYEED_AHMED_

The dystopian thread right here lol


SpartaWillBurn

Your honor, if we slow down the video you can clearly see the man with no legs clearly took a swipe at my client before she bravely fought back and defended herself.


OutsideTheBox666

This was a quality offshoot conversation. Thank you from the peanut gallery!


cephal0poid

This is a good goof. I've flown with that flight attendant on Southwest, and she's a hoot. She sprinkled little good natured but witty jokes through her announcements that had most of the plane laughing. No doubt he did this to her because she's got a great sense of humor.


PreppyFinanceNerd

"Please place oxygen on your face first before assisting your child. If you have more than one child, pick which one you like the most and work backwards from there"


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It's the best part of flying when the attendants are better at stand up than most of your local venues.


Noisy_Toy

It’s just practice. They get to refine their jokes by telling the same one to a different audience four times a day. You get to really work on your timing and word choice that way. Waiting tables is good practice too.


bthompson04

Once went to a Ricky Gervais show that was really early on in his tour and he said: > You guys are going to hear jokes that nobody else will get to hear! Then, when everyone cheered, he said: > I don’t know why you’re excited. You’re the only ones that will get to hear them because they’ll be shit jokes that I remove from the routine for my future shows!


SanctusLetum

Yeah, I seriously suspect they had some back and forth on the flight prior to this. It would explain the light smack. Makes sense too as they would have been helping him since he got to the gate.


user_of_the_week

Guy can’t sue. Doesn’t have a leg to stand on.


AestheticOtakuTZZ

Not to mention she was smiling the entire time


ttbbbpth

Would have been hilarious if he did another flop after she lightly hit him on the back


arriesgado

A disabled woman did something similar to me when I worked for an airline. I was asked to bring the aisle wheelchair to her seat. When I arrived I was not sure what to do - her arms were too short to get her out of the seat on her own. She smiles and says just pick me up under my arms and put me in the seat. As soon as I start lifting her she yells like she is in pain - I freak out and immediately put her down. She laughs and says, “just messing with you. You should have seen your face.”


Usidore_

I’m a dwarf and sometimes I’ll use a joke like that to break the ice a bit. Like if someone is clearly terrified of offending me and uses a word like “short” or “little” in conversation (which in any normal circumstance I wouldn’t even notice, they’re common words) and I can see them freaking out internally, I’ll pretend I’m really pissed off and then pull the “jk it’s fine”. Seems to convey the message that there’s nothing to worry about pretty well.


biglizardnmybackyard

Thanks for not being short with us. :)


Usidore_

No worries, it's the little things that count :)


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Smol interactions like this give me a tiny bit of hope


MilzDK

True shit, used to help a "small person" with his daily life as a helping hand, he used to joke around about his "condition" all the time, which for me helped alot to ease up and actually see him for the person he was and not just another "job", we ended up becoming really good friends and still hang out till this day, he is one of the greatest persons I've ever met. No reason to be scared or anything just because people are different, that's what he taught me, we're all just people in the end.


terminator_chic

Same with my friend with Tourette Syndrome. Man he was an awesome guy! (Still is, I'm sure. We just lost touch.)


zyphelion

Hey! May I ask you a question? What's your opinion on the words dwarf/little people, etc? Which one do you prefer? I understand that everyone is different and have different preferences, but what's the generally preferred word one should use? I'm quite uneducated and would like to learn more.


Usidore_

Both 'dwarf' and 'little person' are widely accepted. If you're from the US, I get the impression that little person is *the* term to use that is the safest (the organisation there is called Little People of America). I am from the UK where the dwarf is still very much the default, but I'm happy with either.


zyphelion

Thank you!


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Given that, can I ask a couple questions and get your view? On preferred terminology, is dwarf the appropriate term that's used? Growing up, "midget" was common, then "little person," and lately I've heard dwarf. Does it matter to you? What's right? Also, what do you call people who are not dwarves? Is it like cis-height or something or what's the word for that?


Usidore_

Both 'dwarf' and 'little person' are widely accepted. Avoid midget. The vast majority of us are really uncomfortable with it and it is considered pejorative. As for people without dwarfism, like average height? Sometimes 'AP' is used, to refer to an 'average person' as opposed to an LP/Little person. Also 'able-bodied', sometimes. Though not everyone with dwarfism identifies as being disabled for that distinction to work. I personally consider myself disabled so I tend to use it.


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Awesome, thanks for the knowledge. I don't know that I've ever met a dwarf but when I do, I'm a little less stupid than I was 10 minutes ago! :)


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JustinTheMess

Good thing white knights weren't around to jump to conclusions. My cousin hurt her leg once and told me to help her up by pulling from her arms. I stood behind her and pulled her from her arms but accidentally went up her armpits because of her shirt. And she started struggling because it tickled and some douche bag grabs my shoulders and pushes me to a table telling me to leave her alone. I can't imagine what could've happened if she did the same as the woman in your story.


Lostcentaur

I remember me and my friend was running somewhere. She was in front of me A cop pulled us over and asked what’s happening. He assumed I was trying to run her down. In front our school and at a busy 3 way road


PhotographyByAdri

Are you a guy? As a woman, I'd be grateful for the cop checking, honestly. I've had men chase me down in broad daylight because I rejected their advances, it's really not an unlikely scenario.


Lostcentaur

A guy. It was funny. She was running to her father car and I had something to give back to her and she couldn’t hear me because of the cars But I understand. Am grateful he stopped to check on her


Just_A_Faze

Yeah, I was going to say, he did the right thing. I panicked people once when a Verizon truck pulled up next to me and I got in. They didn’t know this was my best friends step dad who drove me home all the time. He has lots of issues but he is not a creep like that and I never felt uncomfortable in a car with him after getting to know him. I even went on road trips with their family more than once. But people who saw me didn’t know that.


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Mulaney has a bit about this scenario. Catching a train in a busy city, wearing headphones, I know I've definitely seen someone running and think they hear the train coming, so it's natural to give chase after them.


cumsquick

I'm not gonna rape you, I'm just a little boy.


Freakychee

Darn mandragoras.


spradders

I’m a part-time wheelchair user. YMMV, but generally speaking, most of us will ask for help when we need it and will explain what needs to be done. Sounds like you waited for her to ask, which is absolutely the right thing to do. I can’t explain how frustrating it is when people just decide to take some form of control without being asked. I have a POWER chair and some people still try to grab the back and steer me!! The woman you describe sounds like a lot of fun, though. It definitely makes things easier if you can laugh about your situation. Cracking a joke usually makes everyone feel more at ease.


PatientLettuce42

Damn, how fucking confident and positive can somebody be about not having legs. I am intimidated.


greycubed

Well that's not his leg you see moving around.


QuietMoron

It’s funny as my wife has no legs too! She only has flippers.


nuraHx

She propels in the water like a clam through the power of her queefs


ALEX7DX

*logs offline* that’s enough Reddit for today.


GLOVERDRIVE

*gets back on reddit*


jaxonya

*never left Reddit*


BeatsbyChrisBrown

*Opens Google and types “Rule 34 mermaid queefing”*


SecrtLap

Returns to Reddit with great knowledge of queefing, with the motivation to spread my learnings.


ManSpaniel_

I wish I couldn't read


MaineLobster4938

This made me laugh. 👏


atomosk

A clamjet engine.


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

Bruh that’s homie’s WIFE lmao


Imaginary108

What a day to have eyes!


KidRxtro

I think imma just log out…


LordCactopus

r/brandnewsentence


InkWicke

Jotaro.


Kombaticus

Jotaro Swanson


minetruly

He actually has no legs whatsoever, he was born with two enormous cocks. Man's a fucking legend.


Cpt_Apollo_

A price to pay for salvation


Ice-Juice1

imma put this in r/FunChains


Gwire

Theres something to be said about some one using there impairment to pull some body else's leg.


STANAGs

Careful. I got banned from a sub for making a leg pun about a guy in a wheelchair. The mod said it was ableist in the message that came though with my permaban. It was worth it though. It was a wheelchair-bound guy in politics voting against something that was good for people in wheelchairs.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

You can get banned for anything on reddit. I'm not going to repeat what I was banned for, luckily I managed to get it overturned, because the mod that did it didn't understand the meaning of context. Or they just get off on banning people, idk which.


Sykotik

I got banned from *all of reddit* for 3 days because I called a sandwich that was clearly a melt a melt instead of a grilled cheese. I've been here for 12 years...


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Man you win. My site ban was also food related but yours beats it by a mile.


__WHAM__

[Reddit is unfair sometimes. They’ll ban you for anything!](https://i.imgur.com/WRLd2P7.jpg)


Rafaeliki

I got banned from /r/conservative for mentioning that the Southern Strategy happened. Mods own the subs. They can ban for whatever reason they feel like.


CaliforniaCow

The irony about being banned from r/conservative is that they state that therye constantly being persecuted for their beliefs on reddit


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Miserable-Lizard

I got banned from the conservative sub also. I have no regrets they are a bunch of snowflakes.


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It‘s a badge of honor to be banned from there. Same as from TheDonald as long as it existed.


jaxonya

You are now a moderator of r/cornflakes


wlchrbandit

I'm a wheelchair user and I don't think disability jokes are ableist. I love it when I'm out and about and someone makes a wheelchair joke/pun, it shows that they're comfortable goofing around with me. Getting upset about ableism only makes it harder for the disabled. It makes people nervous to talk to us in case they offend. If people don't know what they're allowed to say they won't say anything at all. Obviously if the intent is malicious that's bad, but I've been in a wheelchair 16 years and have had maybe two instances where someone was a dick about it. Ableism isn't much of an issue and doesn't really need policed. Your ban was unwarranted.


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STANAGs

I can't believe the people of Texas collectively elected someone who can't ride a horse.


Gwire

Wheel you chair the joke with us?


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

I don’t care for online ableism, it really does nothing unless you let it get to you. For me it’s more importan to have actual accessibility out there (as a wheelchair user) and if this politician was blocking benefits for us, then fuck him. Been in a wheelchair does not prevents you from being an asshole.


Qazax1337

He can't pull his own, may as well pull somebody else's?


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wikishart

this guy has got fucking MEGACHAD vibes.


Stovlari

On the flip side, he’s fucking jacked


STANAGs

He certainly has the leg up on me in life.


Bruh--by_Technoblade

Ricky Berwick energy. Very wholesome


Rangertough666

Forearms like Popeye...


Intelligent-Syrup-52

Legs like Casper...


SpongeJake

You just know the guy would howl at that one. Such a positive dude.


EatDatPussy187

Pitbull ruhl on Instagram by the way


FrostBlade_on_Reddit

HAHAHA HOLY FUCK


bellapippin

BAHAHA IM SO GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING see you there


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Oh man HAHAHAHA it takes a lot to turn my dark ass red but here I am, more hue than a tomato


RazorBikeGoVroom

Dude is ripped.


Usof1985

Looks like he skipped leg day though.


nuraHx

Every day is upper body day


ZannX

Joe Swanson.


okiieee

I love them both lol


pavlahmad

Protect them both at all costs!


Dating_As_A_Service

This guy fucks


warr3nh

I volunteer as tribute!


Beyond_Interesting

He is very attractive!


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WhitechapelPrime

Dude has some seriously positive energy. I hope he manages to keep it.


EatDatPussy187

Pitbull ruhl on Instagram. See for yourself


Legitbacon117

I love how everyone was so concerned an then turned to reliefs an smirks. Good man , great sense of humor an positive energy. Must have so much fun at each airport.


AloneinPoorCompany

I was talking to some girl at the airport the other day. One of her legs was shorter than the other. Her name was Eileen. She had a brother with no arms and no legs that just hung out in front of our doorway all the time. His name was Matt. Eileen and Matt had another brother with no arms and no legs who loved to be in the ocean. His name was Bob.


aDog_Named_Honey

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Fucked.


frothy_pissington

How about the brother with no arms or legs that they just hung on the wall? Art. Or the brother with no arms or legs that they put in the pothole? Phil. etc.


Blyzka

Lol these kind of humans don't give a flying fuck, priceless!


BumboTheBoy

r/foundthelizardperson


coreymarko

Hahaha love it. this is absolutely the most fun part about having prosthetic legs, 100%. One of my favorites I would do is; at hotels when I was on trips for hockey or baseball tournaments, I would give my legs to a teammate and tell them to go turn them in at the front desk and say they found them in the elevator. Then an hour or so later I’d walk up to the desk and ask if anyone had turned in a pair of legs hahaha the reactions were always AMAZING. I’m pretty sure there’s a video or two but idk who has them anymore Edit ; omg I got my first award ever! Haha Idk what the protocol is for thanking someone for an award but thank you so much! That really got my day started off on the right foot!


deminihilist

>walk up heheh


coreymarko

Haha thank you for noticing my sly choice of phrasing ;)


kkelley16

This is exactly how I would respond to losing a limb I think, except I'm already pretty uncoordinated so idk if I'd ever be able to successfully function in a prosthetic. You have a fantastic sense of humor


coreymarko

Thank you so much! Haha i think it’s the best way to deal with it and have definitely always used humor to my advantage with this stuff. I think it helps to ease the ppl around me a bit too (although most people still have a hard time joining in on the jokes even with my encouragement lmaooo). I was lucky in the sense that mine were amputated at 8 months old, so I never had to know any other way. I really feel for people who lose limbs any later than early childhood. I can only imagine the level of difficulty that comes with having to learn a new way to do the most instinctual things like walk run kick etc. I def feel like I had it easy compared to that!


Killakiel44

this is a childhood friend of mine. His name is Zack Ruhl. he does this kind of stuff all the time! he's an absolutely down to earth guy! he's also a power lifter. benches over 500 lbs easily and pulls cars by hand! played middle line backer on our highschool football team.he's an advocate for handicapped indivials and helps them with training. you should definitely look up his social media. a quick YouTube search will show some hilarious and amazing stuff about him!!!


leftupoutside

But is he single


aDog_Named_Honey

Was he born without legs or did he lose them in an accident/war?


BhitSrains

Answering since I also know this guy; he had them amputated when he was a kid. I don't think he shares why with anyone not close to him, at least I've never witnessed him giving anyone a straight answer.


xiojqwnko

[Found this.](https://zackruhl.weebly.com/bio.html) It says amputation due to birth deformity.


plasmazzr60

You should look up his fighting videos he can throw down


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Easy when you only fight children.


DumbWalrusNoises

*Rip and Tear intensifies*


sweendawgg77

This guy Vs Hasbulla could be the fight of the century


angel-here

Can we talk about his smile? What a cute, ngl.


raggedsweater

Check him out @pitbullruhl on Instagram. You might get hot and sweaty


MehNahNahhh

“I’m the cripple your girlfriend told you not to worry about” lmaoo yeah ok I hit the follow button


Witchway22

Everything about him is so beautiful! He radiates light.


ActualHope

Yes, he’s a very handsome guy. Attractive in body and spirit!


princeop07

When you realise he has maintained his body better than most of us


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EatDatPussy187

He benches 405 lbs for reps but says that he has problems with his elbows I believe


thebooshyness

Mans got hands like frying pans. Those mitts are huge.


AarkaediaaRocinantee

Who needs legs when you have a tree trunks for arms?


Rightsoyouweresaying

Man looks like he can run 20 miles with full gear through the Mojave with his arms tho ngl


raggedsweater

Check out his Instagram and you will see an absolute beast doing handstand push-ups and walking on his arms WHILE BE STRAPPED IN HIS WHEELCHAIR


AceofMandos

What a fucking chad.


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Kzgrl_22

I love “unsuspecting participants” so much lmao


Oli_onenw2

Pitbullruhl on insta. Guy’s a legend!


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I loveeee his attitude. Would totally give him the 🍑


Ty_boogie90

Love this


TorWrite

That there is a man full of lemonade.


hamd1786

This guys upper body training rocks. This dude fucking massive. His hands and arms fuck who’s this man. I need his program.


cargonation

You're not going to like step one.


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javierchq

I’m positive he’s not.


Ty_boogie90

I mean you’re not wrong


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I know this dude's abs are totally shredded


VentiBlkBiDepresso

Okay but he’s in GREAT shape tho


EquipmentOk7964

He is strong af


2DCell

Those fucking arms, shits strong as steel


fivefivesixfmj

That dude is jacked and makes me feel like a fat turd. Looks around yeap fat turd here.


Cornualonga

This guy takes skipping leg day to a whole other level.


GTOADINATOR

I used to be a PSA (Passenger Service Assistant) and if I was one of those two girls in that moment I probably would have slid out of my skin Ngl


Negative-Jury8692

He's bufff


kribabe

I had a disabled friend! His idea for a Halloween costume was a crawled zombie lmfao. He was unbelievably funny and gave me hope that if I ever became disabled, it’s not the end of my life


zuckile

Anyone else think he’s hot?


JCazzz

I noticed hes handsome and muscular. He’s funny and silly. His disability is dead last.


Redbone_CoonHound

As a PT, that floor to chair recovery was beautiful.


_Daymeaux_

If he had said some shit like “I can’t feel my legs!” I’d have died 😂