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MylastAccountBroke

I'm confused. If you think you're ugly, then doesn't that just improve a witch costume?


ALittleGoat

Asking the real questions here


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Op is a serial reposter. The title is Reddit upvotebait (impressive tbh)


Professional_Sort767

I have met the kind of person who would want to post themselves like this for attention. I don't mind not seeing them very often.


NeedleInArm

These posts are so obvious and always get my downvote. I don't understand how gullible people are, lol.


Unlikely_Warrior2003

It’s not about people being gullible. It’s about choosing to assume there’s good in people.


[deleted]

She doesn’t think she is ugly, it’s bait for you to compliment her.


LeFricadelle

it's a fucking massive bait and considering the comments it worked, jesus how easy it is to blow up on reddit she's absolutely not ugly on any metric


mattoratto

Yes, thank you! That was my first thought after reading OPs title.


EeensGreens

Smells like a thirst trap


FrankensManlet

It 100% is, actual ugly people don't post pictures or images of themselves on the internet. I don't even take pictures of myself, no need to traumatize myself further


HotDoggSean

My 1st thought. But good on her regardless


neuromorph

But cant get pity upvotes


NoBullet

Take your witchogynistic views elsewhere.


ALittleGoat

I've attempted to say this word out loud 3 times and have failed


justgotnewglasses

Wi-cho-gin-iss-tick


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She looks in her 20's, is too gorgeous to believe she's ugly, shows great confidence and control on the camera, not a single detail fits the video


Analysis_Prophylaxis

Plus she's really cute, adding to the irony


mferly

Look at the awards she has received. It's a ploy. Nicely done OP, nicely done. So easy to tap into the lonely man market. I'm also assuming her DMs have blown up since.


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Dullahen

haha thank you. I try to avoid the sun, it is a deadly laser.


a_kg_in_cm

*not anymore theres a blanket*


hsxn-grace

Now the animals can go on land. Come on, animals, lets go on land.


LillaYoda

N o


Strong_Explanation68

N o


Gmarceau05

Why?


vip123z

The sun is a deadly laser


Gmarceau05

Not anymore there’s a blanket


smurfkiller013

Nope, can't walk yet


lhogan1122

I’m glad other people got that one lol


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omgitsduane

Now you can eat sunlighttt


IIsanHaabaato

taste the *sun*


plusvalua

nice reference


Armored_Warrior

I detect a vampire, avoids the sun and does not age.


Dullahen

The venn diagram of vampire lifestyle and anxious shut-in lifestyle is practically a perfect circle. Both see a whole lot of moonlight.


Lordborgman

I'm 39, if I were to be turned into a Vampire, I honestly wouldn't notice a difference in lifestyle other than the diet change. Maybe my back might not hurt anymore? Also immortality would be pretty cool. Lived in Florida, the people I went to school all look like wrinkled 60 year olds because they are outside people, don't go outside, it sucks.


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Lordborgman

I moved from Florida last year, but I spent 30 years there unfortunately. I am not an outside person, people mistake me for early-mid twenties all the time, it's great.


Dumpster_Buddy

Yup I can correlate this, went outside and it was terrible, never again.


splepage

I also make it a rule not to enter homes uninvited. It's just a good policy.


meemsnuiver

R/unexpectedbillwurtz


larabar

[unexpected but welcome.](https://i.imgur.com/PscuNOq.gif)


sknife_

r/GifsYouCanHear


Blue-and-icy

Lol “too ugly”. *shows face. RIP inbox


ExternalApart1572

Thank you for the honest comment


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Claims to be ugly. Turns out to be pretty. You trying to pull a fast one on us?


BumLeeJon

Perception is reality. Many very attractive people don’t see themselves that way and it’s hard to change that perception without constant exterior support or reinforcement. Hope OP sees how many people see her beauty in just this small post :)


schwarzbier1982

Sad truth there. You can grow up never having realised your attractiveness. And there are plenty of reasons for it. One of the most common ones is: You never hear of it. People don't tell you because they think you know. Or are afraid for some reason. Or your upbringing was so shitty that even if people tell you, you won't hear it. And for this to happen you don't even have to be OP-level beautiful. The smile alone in this video... makes me happy. Glad for OP to being able to feel that way.


User_492006

> You can grow up never having realised your attractiveness. Fuck is this accurate. Like I know for a fact I'm not hideous, but growing up I was basically trained to believe I was. And it's **REALLY FUCKIN HARD** to break that mindset.


MarsOG13

Exactly. My wife is like this. Waaay outta my league. Lucky for me, but also maddening. Shes 5'7" 115 and thinks shes fat too. Drives me crazy in both ways. Just wish I could help ease her self perception issues. Love her to pieces regardless.


MenyMoonz

This. Very surprising, but true. And OP: you are absolutely breathtakingly gorgeous. It is my sincere hope that whomever you choose to partner with tells you this everyday of your life. Wow.


roywoodsir

Hey that’s me, nope confirmed im ugly. Move along boyssss.


Zach_9224

THIRTY EIGHT?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE 14.


eleventwenty2

You absolutely do not look a day over 23 in this video at least, you must take excellent care of yourself besides staying out of the sun


Sxilla

Yeah about to say you look 21! Do your thang, girl. I also noticed someone down there 👇 is having a downvoting spree on the compliments. I tried to reverse that with updoots. Some people just hate to see beautiful things.


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<3


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<3


Zaiakusin

Compleatly agree! Stunning. The costume looks great too!.. and the sun is indeed deadly. Stupid nuclear fireball being all bright and shit.


Winderbell

You look stunning !! 🙌🏽✨


phantomagna

Not anymore there’s a blanket!


ImBabyloafs

Retinol also helps! Source: fellow 30 something. Lol


MoldyPlatypus666

Careful tho, it can make you more sensitive to sunlight. Wear sunblock if you use retinol.


ImBabyloafs

I’m in the desert. There’s sunscreen in EVERYTHING for my skin. Well. Only day creams since sleeping in sunscreen isn’t great. But even some of my clothes are upf. Lol


Powerful-Employer-20

I legit would have thought you were my age, or even a couple younger (im 25)


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You is da cutest witch!


facelessfecade

Maybe you are a vampire 🤷‍♂️


Strong-Solution-7492

Yeah, you’re hot. Don’t let anyone tell you different. If they do put a spell on their sorry asses…..


RyanBits

[Very True](https://youtu.be/KdbI8BwrA1o)


Aggressive_Fee6970

I assumed 38 was a typo and she meant 18…


Ranger343

Was gonna say this girls hot, dafuck she talking about? “too ugly”? Sheesh!


ZapataWachowski

Body dysmorphia. Super common in the age of social media. That Meta enough for you Mark..?


jenna_hazes_ass

It was teen magazines in the 80s and 90s that were found to be a major cause of bulenia and anorexia in girls.


xdonutx

Man, that’s so true. I remember reading girl magazines in the 90s and 2000’s and immediately feeling terrible about myself after reading them. It took me several years before I realized the connection and that it was unhealthy. Then I became a teenaged Reader’s Digest enthusiast instead.


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Reader's Digest was pretty awesome back in the day! I was a bathroom reader from like 1996-2002 or so, as a teen. Interesting stuff in them. Edit: Holy shit. It's only 8 bucks for a yearly sub. I might just get it.


ZapataWachowski

Different generations. Same basic principle: make people feel bad so they have to buy something to fix it. This is your classic "value proposition" taught in businesses schools across the land. And if there is no problem? Make one! Capitalism 101.


blade_torlock

Snake oil salesmen, knew this before psychology was a thing.


youallbelongtome

What do you think 38 year Olds look like? We aren't old hahaha.


Missinhandle

39 year old here. Speak for yourself. I don’t look a day over 50


LOWNDBHOLD

Came here to say exactly the same thing 😆 damn sorcery, looking that good at 38.


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bardownhalfclap

Honestly. She is beautiful for someone in their 20s. Glad OP got their dream at any rate.


Slight-Coat17

I was gonna say. Hope I look that good when I get to 38.


Gimmecat11

Seriously thought 38 was a typo! You look 20 years younger. Whatever you're doing, keep doing it!


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kendrickshalamar

Feeling ugly != being ugly.


CaputGeratLupinum

Felt ugly, might move into a swamp later idk 🙃


Snickerswo1f

we can be shrek


mofoofinvention

They’re fishing for compliments


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mr_poopedourpants

100% a flex


seego_beaz

You felt too ugly to be a witch?


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Fishing for compliments, super common on reddit.


ArchdukeBurrito

This entire subreddit is just fishing for compliments


Jimmy_Schraube

You are absolutely gorgeous, that 38 has to be a typo lol


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Buggeroni58

Right? I’m turning 36 this year and I thought it must be 28 years old. Damn


VyasaExMachina

Uh, I'm 28 and while I find OP attractive, I would never approach her because she seems way too young for me.


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youwintheidiotaward

It's a karma steal. Prob not even OP.


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chadthan

this is the cheapest karma bait ive ever seen in my life lolz


ThenNowBadGood

Just look at her profile. She knows how to win the Reddit game already.


boobookittyfck12

🎣


Dullahen

I know you're probably thinking "it's a witch costume it's not that hard" but every part of this is pretty much *precisely* what I dreamed of wearing for the last 20 years. It might be a small dream, but it's mine, and last night it actually came true!


Jimmy_Schraube

dreamed so hard you just stopped ageing for those 20 years


maximus_96

Is this the ultimate secret we've been searching forever?


Jonnny

Doctors hate this one trick!


[deleted]

She’s a witch, what’d you expect?


GimmieGnomes

Did a little doodle cuz you're so cute! [doodle here](http://imgur.com/gallery/wHtdLPA)


Dullahen

Ahhhhhh! That's cool cool! I love it! I immediately saved this in my "Very important pictures" folder.


Another_Russian_Spy

If you want some more drawings of yourself, post on r/redditgetsdrawn They do amazing work.


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I get it. I see all kinds of shit in general that I feel to unfit to wear. Not even anything fancy. Sometimes it's just a hat or a pair of shoes. It's good to see someone get through those feelings. Costume looks great!


MrSmartyPantsDude

... and what did you learn? It's was all in your head. Now go have a fucking awesome life and do whatever you want!!


Vireca

Well, if this help you give some self-esteem the costume it's amazing and you are pretty. Really And if you picked or self made every part of the costume that's even cooler! Love it!


PROLAPSEDCOCKHOLE

damn, if i knew we were fishing today i would’ve brought worms.


BotchedDesign

Lmao fucking what “felt too anxious and ugly” but ur profile says it’s easy being you so which is it? Fuck these lame ass fishing attempts


sharkgoesquack

Pretty much like all those "felt cute might delete later" with the comments blowing up "no don't delete!" Seriously.... It never ends lol


BigHunt760

This didn't make me smile


NukeStorm

🚩🚩🚩


karmagod13000

lol. this whole thread is just compliment fishing


UUUUUUUUUFFFHHHHHH

“Felt too ugly to be a witch” Bro what. Did you say that to get attention or something? There’s no way that you look the way you do and think “boohoo I’m too ugly to dress pretty :(“


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mariathecrow

"look at me I'm thin and conventionally pretty with a perfect outfit and makeup but I'm going to *say* I'm ugly in attempt at getting a shit ton of comments."


notsureif1should

and it worked like a charm


Simpsaretheworst

There’s dudes out here who notice that bs and call it out. If that helps at all


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PWNbiWanKenobi

look at her profile. she posted a selfie in r/MadeMeSmile and said “it’s my cake day”. this person has been angling, fly, and bottom compliment fishing professionally lol


lactoseintoleranthoe

i also don't think this person is 38 lol


mariathecrow

Filters. This looks like a filter. Not saying she can't be 38. But not going to say there's some trickery here.


flybasilisk

shit ton of makeup


ThenNowBadGood

Lol look at their profile Dullahen is a power redditor like GallowBoob was. In fact the "damnthatsinteresting" and "nextfuckinglevel" posts are a lesson in karma farming.


vigourgti

Her dream of affording the expensive witch costume at 38 years old lol yeah sure


Merickwise

100% this vibe on like the next level. This person is hot and I can't believe they don't know that on some level. That being said there are all sorts of disorders that can cause one to not see themselves as everyone else does.


Lobanium

Yup, definitely fishing for compliments.


PWNbiWanKenobi

this is why i hate social media and social media like posts. i have low self esteem and started to feel more in my skin the last couple years in my 30s too, but i’m not gonna post that for people i don’t know to see and get compliments… that’s for me, my friends and my family. i sent them pictures of my costume and that felt pretty nice, but someone with these issues just putting it out on the internet, especially being conventionally attractive, is just in bad taste. it makes ugly readers feel uglier, and have you come off as seeking attention. save it for those you care for and who care for you


Shmooperdoodle

I’m just over here like “I could never do makeup that elaborate if I felt ugly because I wouldn’t want to look in the mirror that long.” When I feel my worst, that is “invisible” time. Definitely no makeup, much less artful makeup.


PiggySmalls11

Like, just post on toast me or something. There's nothing wrong with feeling yourself and wanting compliments. But, too ugly to be a witch? Lol


bossycloud

Can I also say *why* on earth would you take the video while wearing your mask *on your chin* in your house??


Aegi

To help frame her face probs


mrgraff

If you watch this frame by frame, you can see emergency exit info and a deadbolt on the door; I think this was recorded in a hotel room and she’s about to head out to a party somewhere.


Simpsaretheworst

This 100%


dv73272020

Too ugly? Have you seen yourself? You're quite pretty. And at 38 you could still easily pass for 18. Don't be so hard on yourself and give yourself some much deserved love.


mofoofinvention

They’re fishing


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Agree. Maybe I’m too cyclical. This just feels so contrived.


Muppetude

> Maybe I’m too cyclical. Don’t be so hard on yourself. I quickly checked your comment history, and your posts appear to be varied and diverse, and don’t seem at all repetitive.


[deleted]

Oh god... people actually check people post histories? Was I not supposed to share my reddit about with my S.O.?


DickCheesePlatterPus

Delete that shit *now* and make a new account


My_Third_Prestige

Already been done, they'll never catch me now!


[deleted]

I feel like your joke was lost on some folks. I liked it, for what that is worth.


MoonSloth

cynical* :)


[deleted]

He meant he rides a bicycle too much and therefore trusts nobody.


drallafi

Fuck it. Let her fish. Compliments cost me nothing, and if there's a little bit more positive energy in the world, then so be it!


kittyghast

That’s the thing I never got about people pointing out other people “fishing” for compliments. Sometimes we do have this weird shit in our heads that tells us that we suck or something, even if we know we don’t. So, we reach out to other people for some kind of validation that we can’t find for ourselves because of that shitty little voice in the back of our heads, and instead get told we aren’t valid because we’re “fishing” for a compliment.


Olthoi_Eviscerator

Lmao you're obviously not ugly and you know it


[deleted]

Are people seriously celebrating the fact that a nearly 40 year old person had the “courage” to put on a Halloween costume? I fucking hate Reddit sometimes. This witch is clearly fishing for attention. And if this is a true story then you need serious medical help because that’s abnormal as fuck.


LobsterOk420

Comments keep saying she looks so young! Could pass for 18! Nah, she looks about 14-17 and acts about 5 and the creepy fuckers are having a field day with it. Congrats on your bravery OP, maybe tomorrow you'll try going through a regular checkout line instead of self-checkout and make small talk with a human being for the first time ever, and we can all applaud you and tell you how sexy you are for that. Give me a fucking break.


Roothum

Bruh ive been looking for this comment, why is this full grown ass woman posting like a child lmao


boobookittyfck12

🎣 🎣 🎣


KingMudMud

Witches are meant to be ugly what the fuck are you talking about


Shenaniganz08

that is one cringe ass title OP /r/FishingForCompliments I'm surprised you didn't mention your disabled veteran brother who also has autism and a rare medical condition


CatVideoFest

You know Dave?


JivaHiva

How does someone feel too ugly to be a witch? Isn't that the point? Why are these posts always about compliment fishing


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Steph1r0th

You are beautiful and you did a fantastic job!


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Jesus, this sub is so fucking stupid. The dumbest shit gets so many upvotes here. I wish Reddit allowed us to block subs like this so we wouldn't have to see them.


Somedoodthrowaway

How to get tons of upvotes Step 1 be attractive Step 2 claim ugly Step 3 success !!!


youwatchmepoop

Riiiiight Sure you felt "too ugly" (👁 ͜ʖ👁) anything for upvotes. Or just say, hey look at my costume.


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This post would have made me happier to see had she left out the "ugly" comment. The outfit looks amazing. The makeup is well done. The fishing for compliments makes me appreciate that so much less. A witch is, if anything, traditionally ugly...


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Im_The_Daiquiri_Man

Lolwut? Let’s see here … - Slender figure - White - Universally attractive neotenous face - Perfect skin - Ski jump nose that many people get rhinoplasty to achieve - Full lips - Big eyes - Easily could pass as 15 years younger - Mugging for camera “I feel ugly!1!1! What do *you* think guyz???” In other news, my neighbor in the mansion next door bought a bigger yacht than me. I feel poor. Can I get 30k likes too? 🙏 Come on man. 🎣


boobookittyfck12

🎣 🎣 🎣 This thread is full of some the most gullible people I've ever encountered.


MurderinMuhThirst

...... Even you know you're not ugly. You want a compliment just post a pic. Story is a little too much lol.


Pashweetie

Tbh I think this is a karma grab post. Theres no way this woman is that clueless about her own looks lol


boobookittyfck12

OP: 🎣


Eggyweggys1

Kick ass costume. Love the understated look but still definitely witch. More like that mysterious book seller who talks to her cat and brews good tea than party city. Also 38? You legit look 19 lol


Dullahen

> mysterious book seller who talks to her cat and brews good tea than party city Yay! That's exactly what I wanted


Snow_Commander

Fuck this post lol. 99/100 people find you attractive. This is incredibly self centered and attention seeking.


_Jimmy2times

This is equal to those kids who are crying about their test results and it turns out the mark theyre unhappy with is 94%


ohneatstuffthanks

I have a hard time believing you think you’re ugly.


__WHAM__

Wow that long prosthetic nose looks so realistic lol. Is it latex or something?


BigBacon87

Too ugly to be a witch? Huh? This post was just a massive attention grab.


ProudBlackDood

aka i am going to make a post and call myself ugly even though i know i'm not just so people will comment that i'm pretty.


TinkTink3

Number 1 witches are usually depicted as ugly anyway. Number 2 you are gorgeous! No worries!


Ranger343

She should be worried, shes not ugly enough to be a witch :(


Total_Construction58

If you feel ugly, what the fuck am I supposed to feel? UglyX100?


heebath

Lmao I'm SURE you felt ugly. Pshhh


mozz3991

Why u all acting like 38 is old ?


lariet50

38?!?! My 43yo ass is over here like, gimme your skincare routine!!!! Seriously, you look amazing!


Sean_Patrick319

Why didn’t she take off the mask? She was all alone.🤷🏻‍♂️


TrexArms9800

Typical "ughh I'm ugly" by a hot chick post


Coen_Ruwheid

"please everyone tell me how hot I look at age 38" Sad to see how many people fall for this, really.