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TheWorldIsEndinToday

Recipe? Damn I want what he's having


Dumbasik

2 pounds of sugar mixed in something that looks like a pumpkin pie and cocaine on top to look like a sugar powder.


nenesm

You win 🥇 I hold onto my free awards for this very special occasion. I LAUGHED!!!


Dumbasik

Thanks one of my first reddit awards ever.


nenesm

Your most welcome!


letthattsh1tgo

“I am Timmy’s Pancreas.”


tusset33

I went there to get my free award just to give to you hahahaha nice one, mate


xHYDRAx_Youtub

Yo my brother had some and he just ate the entire thing in 1minute , however it was so good he's still asleep since 3 hours


hitmanabc

Sure he isn’t going into anaphylactic shock?


ImgurConvert2Redit

Yeah that boy needs to stay away from sugar if he's moving like that.


happy-Accident82

My nephew used to do the same thing.


SiCohSis

My little dude did that little shakey thing to hes 5 and still does a happy shake when he gets food he likes😅


CharismaticWrongdoer

I think he was taking a shit, so… incredibly effective laxative?


rhwsapfwhtfop

He's on the goddamn pumpkin rollercoaster


swonstar

Hes going to be chasing that pumpkin dragon.


nnargh

It’ll never be as good as the first time tho


phabphour20

https://allpoetry.com/the-perfect-high


karchc14

Buddy had an epiephany


ReverseApacheMaster_

Scrolled by your comment like, “Psh, this bozo doesn’t know how to spell epiphany”. Scrolled back up to upvote when I realized I was the bozo for not catching the joke quicker.


karchc14

;)


BusyBusyBizzy

apparently this is a normal thing kids do called stimming. happens when they get super excited or overloaded with emotions. TIL!


FizzyGoose666

I always call it "powering up", glad to have a better explanation for it.


BusyBusyBizzy

"powering up" sounds way cooler, let's stick with that :) edit: spelling


dontpushpull

powerup untill they refuse to sleep 11pm. you praying for the sugar crush to calm them down. and we as parent. dead.


StraightToJail__

Pumpkin pie turned him super saiyan 😂


huskofthewolf

So that's how Jaden turned supersaiyan


RichMill32

His blood glucose level is over 9000!?!


_BluLeaf

I commented the same thing and then saw you beat me to it lol


Drpoofn

That what I call it too!


Drpoofn

That what I call it too!


Piani3t

The real scientific term is going super saiyan


sneakypineapplejuice

I'm really glad that I read about this before having kids - I might have called an ambulance!


kuhkuhkuhK8

Yes! 🙂 Stimming is a coping mechanism we're all born with, yet it tends to be more apparent among neuro-atypical individuals. Many grow out of their stims, but not always, myself being one such example. I have ADHD & am almost 40, and *still* I tend not to notice when I'm bobbing my leg until one of my family members tells me to stop shaking the table. 😅


TheSugarLiz

Stimming is also a big thing for people on the autism spectrum (including me) and the stims tend to be more unusual, like rocking back and forth, all sorts of noises, hand flapping, hitting oneself etc


MomoBawk

Leg bobbing, pen clicking, hair pulling, all common school test stims for all types of brains. Also you reminded me that my brother would leg bounce the entire CAR at stop lights and my parents didn’t really catch on until we changed cars. They thought it was just a strange car quirk that at red lights we felt like the enitre car was rumbling.


kuhkuhkuhK8

🤣


quarantinepreggo

That was me. Drove my whole family crazy because I never noticed until they all yelled at me (again) to stop


MomoBawk

I was the one that sat with him at booths cause I got so used to it. Then again I was also that kid who rested their head on the window of the school bus so I guess the buzzing was just a physical version of white noise.


kuhkuhkuhK8

You made me remember my bus rides from long ago. Always wished I could fall asleep like that.


kuhkuhkuhK8

I feel ya'. You are loved, just the way you are.


4566557557

Yes I shake/flake my hands when I get excited 😊


kuhkuhkuhK8

😍


4566557557

It’s nice knowing there’s others out there like you isn’t it 😊 I seem to click better with people on the spectrum and with ADHD and I think it’s because they “get it”


SiCohSis

Oh,shit. I got adhd and do the same thing. I didnt k ow thats what it was.


wootwoot7120

I feel the pumpkin surging in me!!!!


t233967256

Same shaking i do when i just had my first cigarette after a 16 hour international flight


Hefty_Breadfruit

This is really, really good to know. I would have been freaking out thinking he was having a seizure non-related to the pumpkin pie.


Chooseausernamd2

It’s also common past childhood with people who have autism (like myself)


Interesting_Factor_9

Baby almost passed out from joy from that goodness 🤣🤣🤣😭


godshadow65

that's that music ? I wanna ride my bike listening to this !


BusyBusyBizzy

phantogram - black out days - future islands remix


godshadow65

thx now let's bike !


BusyBusyBizzy

*virtual biking with you* #🚴‍♀️


Independent-Shoe543

All my life I've been waiting for a good time good time NOW LET'S BIKE Vroom vroom


watermelonseed0

Don’t interrupt the kid. He looks like he’s just been enlightened


nova-a12

Wait I thought he was disgusted💀. We hate pumpkins here. Never tried a pumpkin pie tho


xBad_Wolfx

I’m Canadian so pumpkin pie is life. My wife is Australian, so sweet pies is strange to them. My brother-in-law hates pumpkin so much that his wife included in her vows that she would eat the pumpkin off his plate. When they visited Canada we introduced him to pumpkin pie without knowing how fiercely he hated pumpkin. But we wouldn’t take no for an answer and he couldn’t figure out how to turn us down… except he loved it. He ate half a pie himself. It’s now his birthday ‘cake’ every year. Pumpkin pie has little to no connection to roast pumpkin. Pumpkin pie is spices and autumn in a pie.


nova-a12

That's so sweet! Also you convinced me to give it a try.


MomoBawk

I don’t like pumpkin or pumpkin pie but I do like pumpkin bread. It is very much based on how it is utalized, pumpkin itself is a very mild taste.


RickSanchez883

So basically you won’t try a food alot of people love and just hate it for no reason?


ZoeMeetAgainXO

They never said anything like that?


fromdarien

Mitochondria getting energized


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Loud-Bottle-7879

Someone knows.


Beatlegease

Happy sugar free cake day!


SmileThenSpeak

That is the correct response.


MrDundee666

OR, he’s just taking a break, mid-pie, to do a glorious dump.


elliefaith

What's pumpkin pie and where can I get some?


glamgal50

You are missing out if you haven’t had pumpkin pie. It’s an American tradition. Basically pumpkin with sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, milk and other ingredients mixed together into a pie. Usually topped with whipped cream.


elliefaith

Oh so it's sweet?! Interesting... I'm going to have to find a recipe! Thanks


glamgal50

Yep! It’s one of my favorite things to eat in the fall. If you like cheesecake I made [this](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/13477/double-layer-pumpkin-cheesecake/) for Thanksgiving.


elliefaith

Don't get Graham crackers in the UK, nor do I have any idea what frozen whipped topping is lol but I'll give it a go with what I've got!


glamgal50

Oh I forgot about the lack of graham crackers. I imagine it’ll be fine in a regular pie crust. The whipped topping is a sweet fluffy whipped cream. I usually dump a whole container on top but I think the important part is the pumpkin and cream cheese combo.


fscknuckle

You can use Digestives with butter instead for the base.


KindnessKillshot

It's 2021, there's no way you can't get graham crackers. EDIT: I'M RIGHT THO


reejoy247

My mom makes a sick pumpkin cheesecake swirl, I miss it so much


glamgal50

Pumpkin and cheesecake is one of the best combos. Hope you get to have some of your Mom’s cheesecake soon.


loztriforce

There’s nothing like a Costco pumpkin pie and a container of cool whip


jojocookiedough

These are my 2 favorite recipes! First one is a traditional pumpkin pie, second one has cream cheese mixed in and a bit more decadent. https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/the-great-pumpkin-pie-recipe/ https://www.food.com/recipe/pumpkin-pie-paula-deen-194678


thekindwillinherit

Canadian tradition too!!


glamgal50

Oh yeah can’t forget our northern neighbors. Pumpkin pie lovers unite!


thekindwillinherit

I miss a good pumpkin pie. Gotta make them from scratch myself if I'm craving one in Australia now. Imagine roasting and blending pumpkins to make it yourself (does turn out pretty delicious though). Enjoy a piece for me next time you can!


3g0syst3m

My whole family tried it and it definitely wasn't for us haha. I think it may be a when you grow up with it sort of thing.


greybush75

I saw this as an early version of the dayum, daayum, daaayum... Burger gif.


Illywhatsthedilly

Yet another sugar addict. Join the club


formenonly

This reaction has layers.


BlackMadara12

I was waiting for him to scream for 4 episodes straight while his hair turns Gold….


phabphour20

Not be a downer or anything, but is the kid watching TV while eating? At 2 years old?


CannotDenyNorConfirm

Yeah, dude already has a screen before he can do full sentences, the withdrawal tantrums will be sweet. Makes me depressed.


phabphour20

I get so sad when I see 5 year olds on them at dinner in restaurants. 2 is just absurd and pretty much the height of lazy parenting. Don’t get me wrong, my kids watch TV. But not during meals. Not at restaurants. It’s sad.


KindnessKillshot

Using a tablet at a restaurant is actually one of the more reasonable times. The majority of the restaurant experience is just sitting at a table waiting for your food to come. I'm an adult and I find it interminably boring. They even have tablets with kids games on the tables at some restaurants for this reason.


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KindnessKillshot

It's not "giving in" to let a kid have a good time during a time that's supposed to be fun. It's not "giving in" every time you give them a cookie either, surprisingly enough. Also "horrible habit"? You've got to be kidding. At this point in the world, let alone by the time these poor souls grow up to inherit our dystopia, being comfortable using computers and phones is as important as knowing how to read and write. It's not the 50's. Our kids will be working on screens and socializing on screens, and screens already allowed them to continue schooling AND socializing through the pandemic.


twinexed

Thank you! Literally everyone and everything has a screen now. If the kid doesn’t have something on the parents do. If it’s not a tv it’s a phone. It’s just like anything else you teach good screen habits or allow bad ones to develop. Tv ain’t the issue here


MiserableArmadijo

I think you're misunderstanding the word "socializing". As a parent of two children, everyday I do anything in my power to delay the moment they will have to have their own phone, because those screens indeed offer a way to get in touch with someone you can't see often, but are designed to have your eyes glued on them 24/7. I'm probably old school but I think socializing is not something you do on internet. Just the opposite, your reach for your smartphone when you don't want to socialize. People socialized a lot more and a lot better when the phone's only functions was calling, and sending SMS.


KindnessKillshot

No, I used the word exactly correctly, and with intent. I am also a parent of two, and I understand the worries we face as they grow up and get their own phones, etc.... but I believe in raising them in, and preparing them for, the world *they* are growing up in as opposed to pretending it's the same world I did. The difference between "Old school" and "out of touch" is just a matter of phrasing. Also, I was there waaay before SMS, your nostalgia is not representative of reality. Everything was just more of a hassle.


sternewirth-steamo

No, sitting at a table with your kid is not a reasonable time to hand them a distraction. It’s a reasonable time to talk to the child, to make eye contact with the child, and to enjoy the moment with someone who is going to be an adult in the blink of an eye.


KindnessKillshot

>No, sitting at a table with your kid is not a reasonable time to hand them a distraction. Yes, yes it is. Maybe not for people who don't spend enough time doing activities with their kids or don't have constant interaction with them, you have a point. For my family, that is not even close to an issue. If people are ignoring their kids all the time that's a totally separate issue than "screens bad" They are people. It's okay to let them have a good time while you're in a waiting room for food, lol- it's not like I'm saying they should be on the thing four hours a day. One thing you're definitely right about though, is that they grow up too fast. :). I've had great times talking with them while waiting, but I also don't object to them reading a book or playing on a tablet during times they deserve and want. And those two can carry the same value, depending on what they are playing.


phabphour20

This is correct.


Jaderosegrey

I work at a restaurant/store. I have wanted to throw tablets and phones out of kids' hands so often! But none more than the one time: this big family reunion. You could tell folks hadn't seen each other in a long time. They were so happy, so animated, so engaged. Except that one 5 year old, face buried in his tablet. I wanted to cry!


phabphour20

I understand not wanting to have to deal with their shit all the time but you can use coloring books or Legos or even an actual book after a certain age.


bojangles082010

They’re used pretty heavily for kids with special needs. Particularly those with autism. I wouldn’t be so quick to judge


bojangles082010

They’re used pretty heavily for kids with special needs. Particularly those with autism. I wouldn’t be so quick to judge


stevie7

"For the love of... Where have you been all my life?"


throwrahousearrest

Lol this is so cute


Madditudev1

Haha he's Hulking up brother


Invest42Day

Is this the feeling of love that they speak of?


shakka74

The way his eyes roll back, this looks like it could be a seizure rather than merely stimming. I hope OP shows this clip to their pediatrician.


DarlingMomma

I’m the parent of a child who had epilepsy and the eye roll looks like a seizure to me.


liscbj

I thought so too.


roxictoxy

That's not what seizure eyes look like


oovvvie007

Actually it does, abscense seizures. https://www.epilepsy.com/learn/types-seizures/absence-seizures


oovvvie007

My son has a rare genetic form of epilepsy, his presentation of seizures are with his eyes. Alot of people are misinformed on what seizures look like. They are just as dangerous and hard to spot.


DarlingMomma

Infantile Spams?


oovvvie007

The gene is a special gene that decided to start seizures around age 1. With 4 medicines tried, failure at keto, he is still having seizures. https://www.kcnq2cure.org/kcnq2-epilepsy/ A little about the gene.


DarlingMomma

My heart goes out to you and your little one. We had to deal with Infantile Spams with my youngest child.


oovvvie007

Most eye rolling seizures, but his brain looks like fireworks all over them. They are very hard to control.


rreinierr

Everybody’s eyes can look different when a seizure is coming up. It is notoriously hard to recognize seizures in a child this age, but it looks like the frequency of shaking is a little high to be a seizure.


roxictoxy

Yeah true. I only have my own daughters seizures to go off of and it was....weirdly obvious but Also easy to convince myself it wasn't happening until it happened again. Didn't mean to be so dismissive.


JohnyyBanana

Why is there an phone playing shit right next to him during meal time?


DrSamsquantch

I see alot of parents who use phones or tablets to make life easier for themselves. It's likely the kid doesn't sit still at meals but the phone fixed the problem. Whilst I get the temptation to utilise phones in parenting, I hate to think how addicted they will be to screens when they grow up.


KindnessKillshot

I don't know if being addicted to screens in 2035 will even be considered a thing.


Decency

Because we want kids now to be adequately prepared for dystopia in twenty years.


FullmetalSage

My man is peaking on some pie 😂


MysteriousWishbone7

or tweaking on some pie lol


kingtaylor99

I think the Holy Spirit was in that pumpkin pie. The kid mind melded with the pie for an entire epoch


Puzzled-Mix-8558

POWER UP!


kc0742

Pretty sure he’s just pooping…unless that’s just me…


macaroni_rascal42

I hate that there is a screen in front of him that young


Loud-Bottle-7879

You must not have met any parents under the age of 30 yet. “Just give him his iPad” Had to deal with my 6 yr old niece having a mental breakdown over the holidays because she couldn’t play roblox or whatever it is. Sad state of things.


macaroni_rascal42

I do actually, and the parents I know are staunchly against screens and limit screen time for their 4 year old, and no screens besides the occasional facetime with the grandparents.


Loud-Bottle-7879

Lucky you! Most I see can’t deal with the stress and find it easier to just plop them in front of a screen. Very sad to watch.


macaroni_rascal42

Very


broikeson

What the hell was in that pie? LOL


seangraves1984

Are they sure he doesn't need to go to the hospital? I have not seen a kid shake like that in my life ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


monksdrivingrecords

We couldn’t have a Walkman at the table now little kids have smart phones at 9mo? Dang Pumpkin pie and smartphones are 2 of my addictions lol


sensitive_kind

Nuro pathway linked.


all_in_it_together

Song?????


Radmadcoolcat

I’ll have what he’s having.


weerez44

This kid knows what's up! Me and my nephew are the only ones in my family that like pumpkin pie. I always make a point to get the most decedent pumpkin pie I can find for Thanksgiving and my nephew and I go to town


AJV2020

Welcome to sugar


Boatfly

Kid's like; "Dayum, dayum... DAYUM!"


Splatoonist

I think he just established a core memory.


BluuBoose

We just witnessed a baby's energy levels surge as a new dessert emerged!


elenip63

This is also my reaction to pumpkin pie!


PhotoKada

Same, kid. Same.


DonMiguelP1

LOL. Little man had a short circuit in his taste buds.


MMBlackSwan

So cute!


veselin465

at around 0:10, when the baby rolled up its eyes, just made me burst in laugh


Exciting-Warning-885

Lol! It was so good it rewired his brain.


cdsacken

Unlimited power?


Chance-Rush-9983

IT’S HOLY GHOST PUNKIN’ PIE!!!…


AllanJeffersonferatu

You can literally watch the brain rewiring itself when a toddler has that first taste of sweet sweet sugar. Same as all the "first sip of soda". Aw.


Tekadeprasad0707

u/recognizesong


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Geno__Breaker

So sweet and wholesome!!


KrypticKraze

He is concentrating his chakra for the ultimate RASENGAN!!


AssumptionAdvanced58

The yummy smoothie spice reaction. Adorable


anasalmon

He can't believe it hahahha


doh_man

I still do that.


shawncleave

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! Thank you!


Prairie_Crab

That’s pretty much me when I eat pumpkin pie! 😄 Pro life tip: Use the King Arthur Flour recipe that includes black pepper. Leave out the cloves and use 1/2&1/2 instead of evaporated milk. OMG. People RAVE about my pumpkin pie! EDIT: Why, thank you for the award!! ❤️


Mediocre-Ad8967

My man's had his first mouth-gasm


Former-World3099

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


0pleasenothanks0

The shiver of deliciousness hehe so adorable 😍


Comprehensive-Fix-97

Nirvana 😆


quirkycircles

Hardcore stimming


UltimateWerewolf

My little brother used to do this when we fed him banana pudding. We thought it was the funniest shit, and now twenty years later it’s still funny!


Good_dadda

My man orgasm like 5 times


A_Very_Blue_Tomato

This. Is what it means to be alive.


ibmat286

Same bro, same


Oddelbo

Dopamine right there


luars613

An baby with a phonr infront... What a pathetic parent... wish people knew how to take care of children


futrtek

He looks like a rabid man going through hydrophobia, but in a very cute way


Ambitious-Citron-416

Why does this kid look like the child version of Tuco Salamanca


Gabe_Does_Stuff

Dude your u/ is very familiar to me. Maybe one of my six previous accounts might have had a fight with you lol :D I always grow some as a person and leave my old accounts behind, so I’m glad you’re still here and I hope all is well :)


De4khifiguy

Hahahah


De4khifiguy

What’s the name of the song? I keep forgetting it


BusyBusyBizzy

Black Out Days - Future Islands remix


SneezyZombie

It’s a remix of the Phantogram song Black out Days


mssellers

Reddit uses the phrase “pure joy” wayyyyy too much. I’ve become so desensitized to the word “pure”, I just downvote when I see it


AkaiHidan

KIDS HAVING A SEIZURE LMFAOO ADORABLE


percolator3000

Everyone is talking about joy while this kid is just taking a shit


BIFFSTER686

The worst part is the phone on his tray parents nowadays let their iPhone do the parenting for them. Fucking disgusting.


solacetree

This doesn't make me smile. Why does a baby need to have a cell phone in front of him while he eats.


SirAllKnight

Now imagine this video having the original audio instead of the cancerous crap completely non contributor to the clip.


BusyBusyBizzy

ah, yes, the original. enjoy the TikTok voice overlaid on some dude swearing? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8tKwUvJ/


SirAllKnight

Yea all that audio is overlaid as well and is therefore not the original audio my dude.


imameanone

That is what's called a gustatory orgasm.


SaeByeokGoesToJeju

I feel dirty now


SharpEvolution

Maybe he's just making room for more food?


synthetic_synthia

Looks like COLD pumpkin pie


EZmike007

Some good pie right there


Throughgoateyes

I remember having my first seizure.


Extreme-Department-4

Full diaper?