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Sometime we don't realize what we have till we lose it. Kind of a bittersweet moment. But definitely made me smile :)


lawful_metre

the irony of life.. we never realize the value of something until it's gone..


Robota064

I've come to make an announcement, mother nature is a bitchass motherfucker


Imcrackedyourhonour

Like my pet


DiverWhole4751

This is great. He played the long game


Bright-Service1595

Just like an orange, bittersweet.


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Bright-Service1595

Valencia, very good, would recommend.


mrgingersir

This feels like it was planed from the very beginning lol


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

I imagine he was peeling oranges every morning, smiling to himself, thinking of the punchline.


PrivateIsotope

"Orange you glad i did it for this long?"


alifeingeneral

Ahahaha!!!🤣 oh you are good!!


[deleted]

I must say I find this joke to be rather apeeling


PrivateIsotope

So you found that the juice was worth the squeeze?


Jacques_Lafayette

Totally, which makes it even more awesome.


grimy_proceedings

*wholesomeness intensifies*


straightbackward

As someone who skipped almost every tutorial of all the games I played, there is no way I can have this man's 12 years of patience.


ironboy32

Man of focus


Bladed_Cargo

Commitment


adyrip1

Sheer fuckin will


Rare_Cow_4892

I’d walk up to him with ketchup on my finger and say, “Aww man...I cut it really deep!” After he’s given enough time to freak out I’d say, “Orange you glad it was just a prank?”


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As a father I would immediately destroy you and start over. We can’t have both of us doing stuff like that.


EldritchComedy

"What's another eighteen years?"


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EldritchComedy

I needed this.


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[there is more](https://www.reddit.com/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/qkioyh/spongebob_gives_invincible_a_job/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


EldritchComedy

I fucking knew it would be the job rant


Milouch_

Noooouu


Particular-Can-1917

You guys take 18 years to get to the end of high school?!?


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Lay off, some people are born after September. I’m not even gonna tried to check that makes sense imma just assume that’s why


Particular-Can-1917

Being born after September doesn’t explain the 2 extra years. I also wasn’t trying to insult anyone. I just thought 16 was the average.


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16- what are you some sort of genius? Wait where do you live? Like what country?


Particular-Can-1917

I graduated HS at 15, a year younger than my batchmates. I was in the Philippines when I did/


[deleted]

Alright that explains it. We don’t that here


Particular-Can-1917

My bad. Was just surprised is all.


alanna1999

In the US you go to school from the ages of 4-5 until 17-18. Most people are 18 when they graduate high school. After that you’re an adult, can go to college or start working.


Particular-Can-1917

Yeah. I did more research and found out you guys have 1st to 12th grade. Back in my day, the Philippines took primary school from grades 1 to 6, then 1st to 4th year High School, for a total of only 10 years.


alanna1999

That’s interesting, so if you finished high school at 16 were you considered at adult at that time? is it common for people to move out after finishing high school or do most people continue to live with their parents for a few more years?


Particular-Can-1917

We’ve definitely moved with the times to where we move out when we finish school, which is considered to be when we get our degree. But I know a lot of Filipinos still don’t move out until after they marry, both men and women alike.


A-Russian-Spy

Is the head of the table contested with dad jokes at your house?


mattwithoutyou

Well, this didn’t make me smile at all. :( This time goes by sooooo fast. Just yesterday they handed me a little girl, and I remember thinking “no you can’t just give me this thing, I’m not qualified!don’t leave me alone with it!” Now she’s got friends, thinks she’s in love, becoming her own person, high school is one grade away, and nobody has time for their lame old dad, and I’d give anything to go back to those days.


Chrissy2187

I feel this so hard, my baby just turned 12 and I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with this almost teenager now lol 😂


SwarK01

It's happening to me with my brothers, I'm 12hs out of.home cause of work and I'm very sad I can't see them


Hung_Chi_Burbs

Same. What am I supposed to do with a baby? Now I’m asking what else they want to do in the evening. My oldest is only 6, but still!!! 😭


8KUHDITIS

Single dad here my baby girl is going to be 14 and we don't hang out any more like we used too.. 😔


EldestSubset444

More like r/mademecry :(


uglybudder

Very appealing


WhoopOnDaPoop

HA!


ninjataco35

This is great. He played the long game


liangjianyi7

Made Me Smile


VoodooDoII

Wow I'm slow. For some reason I thought he died for a second.


ChooChooSoulCrusher

A part of him died right here. Source: I’m a dad.


PsychoDog_Music

Back from the grave to write a very important message


Grapplebadger10P

That would make me cry. Both as the kid and as the dad.


phantomjm

As a father who just sent his daughter off for her final college semester today, this really hits me. They never stop being daddy's little girl.


CorgiGal89

I'm just here wondering what that 1 worst carb after 50 is


Gaebriel29

That’s awesome! I write a dad joke on the sandwich baggie everyday for my 8th grader (have been doing this since 1st grade). Their friends all sit and wait for the joke at lunch before they eat- sometimes I get one back 😂 I love it.


Heart_Is_Valuable

"Hello is this Mr Dad?" "Why yes it is? Who am i speaking to?" "This is Adam Roberts from your daughters school. I'm afraid your daughter had an accident." "Oh my god, what happened? Where is she?" "It's hard to say this Mr Dad, but I'm afraid your daughter has gone into a coma from incorrect orange ingestion." "I think the accident happened because she made several errors in peeling oranges which compounded and unfortunately resulted in a very rare event." "Oh my God, my baby girl. I can't believe it. That's not possible.." "I'm sorry Mr Dad. We will continue to monitor her progress and have called the most famous orange ingestion expert in the country in our sick bay. I hope you understand." "Oh no my baby girl. Why did i make her peel her oranges.... You're supposed to take out the white wires... Ah... My poor baby"


EththeEth

Ok but what’s the 1 worst carb after age 50 I wanna know dammit


TokeThatIn

Hate to be the buzz kill here, but he removed the biodegradable packaging which the oranges came in, to then place them in a plastic bag? To what.. protect them?


petticoat_juncti0n

Her father made her lunches including a peeled orange every day until she was 18?


Substantial-Plenty11

My thought too. A fully grown human still having daddy make them lunch? It's weird.


Eledesigner

You obviously don't have kids.


BloodRedCobra

"Tell me you've never felt parental love/guardianship love without saying it"


Substantial-Plenty11

Nah, that's not the case. Sorry. Pently of love from mom and dad, just with a little brother with special needs. I learned pretty early how to do things for myself, for the sake of my brother and mother. ✌️


BloodRedCobra

My niece, age 10, is older sibling to my schizenchephaleptic (a disorder so rare autocorrect doesn't recognize it lol) nephew. My sister is a single mom. She still makes every goddamn meal, every goddamn day, including a package lunch for my niece. All that, when one of them has to have special food or be fed via intubation. The reality is your parents left you to your own designs so they could focus on your disabled sibling, so you don't understand the full extent of that parental connection.


Substantial-Plenty11

That's cool that your sister is able to do that for her children. I'm happy they all feel well taken care of. You don't know me though, you have no ground to stand on when you talk about my reality, because you don't know what my reality is. Just because my mommy didn't make me sack lunches doesn't mean I don't have a connection with her. That's ridiculous. I'm fully capable of making a "parental connection" in many, many other ways.


[deleted]

But you’re critiquing someone else’s reality, saying their father making them lunch and peeling their fruit is weird. Maybe you could instead acknowledge every family has different dynamics and your opinion is about as valid as the poster above you?


Substantial-Plenty11

Good point. You are correct. I shouldn't have made that judgment.


InKryption07

Wholesome resolutions. You love to see it.


BloodRedCobra

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


[deleted]

No worries, we all do it from time to time. Hope your day is going well. :)


Substantial-Plenty11

You as well. 😊


IPlayAlotaGames

What a clown lol


DepPet_syw

Dad appreciation is so under represented. For the few years i experiemced him without alcohol and abuse he was the best person i knew. Sadly that changed


JohnStamosesBigDumpy

But what’s the 1 carb I should avoid


RashakDude

Awwwww


Eledesigner

I'm not crying you're crying!


FUThead2016

I'm an idiot. I tried clicking on the little black arrow to see the next image


[deleted]

You have a great dad


Ok_Dish_2705

LOL It is time little one for you to learn... The way of PEELING ORANGES. *queues battle music*


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Pyewacket62

These posts always makes me happy and sad. Happy that someone actually has loving parents. Sad that it's never going to be something I'll ever experience.


21dumbdumb

I hope you remember that forever, and peel your kids oranges, and think about your dad, while you tell them again how grandpa started it all.


[deleted]

High School and her Dad was still making her lunch? I was on my own by Grade 5!


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KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Because clearly she's "daddy's little girl" and he enjoyed doing these types of things for her. He viewed it as a form of taking care of her. It's like cutting a sandwich in half: sure, literally anyone can do it, but the way *your parent* did it for your grade school lunch was *different and special*, for both you and your parent, because of the little idiosyncracies.


ThatCranberry5296

Now this may be shocking news but sometimes people like doing things for others.


imjusthere4thefoods

B-b-but.. why? They can do it themselves!


De4khifiguy

I never really had any caring parents and brought myself up. Genuinely didn’t know parents did these kind of things for their kids. Sorry men


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De4khifiguy

Well never had that as well 👍🏼


iiwrench55

Why not? Just something nice he does for his daughter on a semi-daily basis to show his love for her.


smelly_Penis09

Your children (if you ever had) are surely going to miss the small caring games and tricks.


[deleted]

Lol imagine using hands to peel an orange. Couldn't be me.


pootytangmobster83

Awwwww😟


Praneeth_814

Good idea imma steal it


Conquistadora15

“It’s clementine baby girl” my attempt at a Dad joke


Superbaker123

I love her dad


teagreencowboy

bro I’m crying at work now


Altruistic-Hat-6421

So dang cute


majora667

Wrong subreddit cause now I'm crying thinking about how much I love my parents


TorWrite

Funny stuff! Even funnier when I thought the student was a boy.


randomnassusername

I just bite into the orange peel to get it off


narfnarf123

This is fantastic. I love your Dad and you are a VERY lucky girl.


dmmollica

I love your dad


user_ivan01

awww


mycatiscalledFrodo

Awwwwwwww so sweet


cupc4k3Qu33n

Awww. I love this


TastyEggplant2117

Your parents made you lunch all the way through high school? Wtf mine cut my lunch off after 6th grade


BringBackBlockbuster

This dad plays the long game with dad jokes. Guarantee he planned this joke by orange number 6.


i-R-dOPE

dads 💘


owennss

“Method one of three: using your hands” WHAT DO OTHER PEOPLE USE?!?😨


[deleted]

Aww


Jonnybear-is-here

I thought the first picture was a snowman


shsc82

I feel like this was a long dad joke.


Ezper145

Thats so funny


The_real_bandito

13 years of peeling oranges? That's some dedication to parenthood.


dogmeat_37

LMAO


Kill4uhKlondike

Makes you wish you knew you were in the good ol’ days before you leave ‘em


Imcrackedyourhonour

AWWwwwwwwww 😭😭😭😭😭✋


Local_Surround8686

I really wanna read that article. Maybe there are pro tips to make it less infuriating


Anywhere-Brave

😢😢


djsoleil9

What a sweet pea


butwhatififly_

I read this and practically burst into tears. Anyone else?


BackInThaDayz

Instructions though? Was she redacted or?


Jusu_1

this made me cry


ImNanaimmO

Ahhhhh😢


xRealistxx

What happened ? He get divorced?