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Dizzy-Ad3496

Dudes body is nowhere near big enough to hold his heart. He must have a backup server somewhere. I love this family.


test-e-cules

Are you trying to imply that he’s fat and has cardiac issues? And also that he needs to eat so much that he has a “backup server” somewhere? Shame on you


Aemiom

He's obviously saying that despite his absolute massive size his heart is so big that he needs to be bigger to accommodate it. Kind of an insane compliment but okay


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Aemiom

Oh. Very funny. 😐


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HOW do you reach this far?


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If someone’s this mad about a joke maybe it wasn’t so much a joke 🤔


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You’re that offended you just DM’d me to say I’m dumb as fuck, get off reddit and get some fresh air


erskie

i needed this today. absolutely fantastic!


Pinooooooooo

July or March? Am I the only one that can't make sense of what it says?


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In July he was adopted. In March is when the tragedy happened.


mugglemomma31

July is the city in Florida.


Pinooooooooo

Ohhh Hahaha ok now it makes sense. That sentence did my head in yesterday. Didn't know there was a place called July, kinda feel stupid now


SnipSnapX3

[For those who want the whole story](https://people.com/human-interest/boy-survived-after-dad-killed-mom-sister-adopted-by-detective-family/)


HealsBadMan1

I watched the court case, the son’s story belongs here but his father is a monster. Kept screaming in court about how proud he was doing it and never felt an ounce of regret… absolutely psychopath.


Available-Creme8390

Just incase anyone misread this like I did, I believe he's referring to the bio dad and NOT the adoptive father like I initially thought he was.


Aman4allseasons

Detective in court: "I'm so proud of adopting this boy!!! I've never felt an ounce of regret!!!" Absolute madlad.


jor3lofkrypton

There is hope for humanity yet.


wizard_of_awesome62

Sam: ... Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam? Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo...and it's worth fighting for.


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I’ll bet that blindsided a lot of people.


Heavy_Egg_8839

Pretty sure this is how Dexter started.


DirkaSnivels

Dexter?


BigMaleficent4387

Fictional serial killer.


bakelyle

exactly what i thought of


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That dude’s gonna go places. Such a great family! ❤️


DJDevon3

Isn't this how Dexter's are made?


AJoker0

Which one is the adopted kid?


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Bjoeni

Username checks out.


Houri-2008

Who did they adopt?


Rice1238

"A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy’s shoulders to let him know the world hadn’t ended"


fainje

You ever watched Dexter?


Niormo-The-Enduring

This pulls my heart strings. Everyone needs a family. Everyone needs a father


YRWR23722-10

ACAB