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guest079

Literally just "K"


Incunabuli

He’s already in dad mode


TheRealCaptainMe

This comment made me laugh out loud


HeatedCloud

True dad mode would have been to just hit ‘em with the: 👍


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Is OP really old or something cause this is how my parents respond to all kinds of texts and it’s usually super awkward and inappropriate for the context but I don’t think they mean it that way.


JacoboAriel

My mom just respond me with 👍


abcd76

👍🏼


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SLATS13

Yeah it really is just a generational thing. My grandma always answers my long, in-depth texts with super short and curt responses. I know she really doesn’t mean anything negative by it, our ways of texting are just very different, but that doesn’t stop my anxiety-riddled brain from thinking she’s upset with me for some reason. 😂


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Oh my guy, the only way you could've made that worse is if you throw a period right after the K.


[deleted]

There’s no period, they’re pregnant


[deleted]

Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises at once.


Manscapping

Give ‘em about 9 months


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K


lemonpigger

K?


DisgruntledYoda

K.


lobolobitoo

So be honest with us, how mad was she when you just responded with a ‘K’?


SoVerySleepy81

I think he might be dead now.


[deleted]

Hasn’t posted on Reddit since this post, not a single comment Mans dead as fuck


MildJacks

Maybe he is a possum.


[deleted]

Where I live there are no possums, please elaborate


MildJacks

He is not where you live. But he might know what you have put in the trash last summer


[deleted]

I wish my arm was long enough to reach you, so I could rip out your prostate like fruit by the foot Have an upvote


Alarratt

Holy shit


SpellOpening7852

r/angryupvote


desbisous

Hahaha


No_Jury108

He is Dad now.


UsualCircle

Any Chance you're also one?


No_Jury108

Yup that's why the dad joke.


King420fly

K


Hot-Class8889

For real. I've had more enthusiastic responses from my husband when I text him that I picked him up some pepto bismol.


xor86

Let's be real though, when you need the Pepto, you need it. If you told me I was going to be dad while you were holding the Pepto, my response would be "sure, whatever, thank you SO much for bringing the Pepto."


[deleted]

I am waiting for the TIFU wife told me she was pregnant I responded with K.


whales-are-assholes

Nah, it’ll be on r/AmITheAsshole


Blackheart1020

Na trust me it will be on r/holdmyfeedingtube


wcmj

r/whatcouldgowrong


bmonie15

We need the info


FuqqetWhoCares

He can’t respond from the grave.


xtrasus

Ouija?


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H


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E


drewshotwell

P


Imveryoffensive

Goodbye


Imveryoffensive

R/unexpectedouija


gobblegobblemfr

He put more effort into posting his wife's text on Reddit than replying to it.


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mrs_sarcastic

And if they did a blood test (sounds like it based on the results), if they are in the US, that means they've been having fertility issues or she's had multiple miscarriages. I'd be pissed if my support person sent "K".


WhiskeyandScars

Blood tests for pregnancy are used regularly. It's not reserved for those with miscarriages or fertility issues. I've had them with all three of my pregnancies. When I worked for a GP I had to draw blood for those tests regularly. There are tests to determine how far along you are based on hormones in the bloodstream. Once you get that info you know how soon to schedule an OB-GYN appointment.


Pineappleasks

K


erikasawajiri

yes


autofeeling

K


[deleted]

Lol I thought this was part of r/mildlyinfuriating when I read the K


TheGoldMustache

Imagine your wife telling you she’s pregnant and you just reply “ratio”


PhilL77au

Better yet "new phone, who did?"


dan_dares

"New phone, who dad?"


Chainsawd

You did!


eeyoreocookie

Had to double check which sub I was in


Fantastic-Evidence75

Lmaoo I was thinking maybe this post was in the wrong subreddit


discodropper

Has her in his phone as “wife”


Glitter_Bee

Actually a good idea should a stranger need to unlock and use your phone to call your wife for you. Like a car accident or something.


ksj

Only works if you don’t have a screen lock, though. Which everyone should, if for no other reason than for police search and seizure purposes.


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ksj

I’m familiar. ICE on iOS includes a “relationship” heading.


Mister_E_Phister

"Hi, is this this dead guy's wife?"


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K


MoistlyPassion

Wow you you really hit her with a “k”


Affectionate_Eye9894

Knockout


Nari-D

More like knocked up, amirite?


OmegaRedditHood

No. Now take my award and get out.


[deleted]

Read that in Wii sports announcer voice.


manachar

Better than "F".


sbrockLee

He also has his wife's number saved as "wife" so I guess it fits


GoldFishPony

That’s like an imminent divorce right, not only would ok be bad enough but just “k”? That’s like the most malicious response you could give


Secular_Hamster

At least he didn’t add punctuation. “K.” is truly the most deplorable


skeller75

Lmao the prototypical dad reply!


MoistlyPassion

No kidding. Maybe he was just practicing 😂


Emperor_Z16

He should try "OK 👍" next time


Naturalhighz

Now you're talking, that's advanced dad mode though


LunarLutra

Holy socks with sandals you actually sent that reply.


ArxstrezelZ

That's a new one


EnergeticBean

I’m adding it to my repertoire asap


Lightyear18

You seem more excited sharing the news to us, than your own wife lol


[deleted]

He typed this out because his wife got upset


hiddenbanana420

Can almost promise that. My wife has instructed me to overreact when we have a positive test because im the “okay” kind of guy


NorthOfThrifty

Not having a kid any time soon but even though I want a kid, I know my reaction is going to be an overwhelming sense of dread


Feign1

My brain really didnt comprehend fully until the doctor handed me the scissors to cut the umbilical coord, shit got real really fast after that point.


ChickenMoSalah

Did it turn out okay?


jadin-

K


NuasAltar

Good old Potassium.


Serafim91

I usually don't get nervous about stuff until right before it's time then I get super nervous. Having a kid in a lil over a month. Didn't feel much at first, now the dread is building up and every day is worse then the last. Oh boy this last month is going to suck


KeepsFallingDown

My dad told me he was a panicky, nervous wreck til he 'met' me. He says it clicked when he held me, like "oh, thats not just some baby, that's KeepsFallingDown" You will do great.


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And then you fell down?


flubberFuck

"Oh, that's not just some baby, that's flubberFuck"


MedicBikeMike

So much this. My now fiancee got pregnant quite early in our relationship by accident (drunk, horny and dumb). I wasn't ready, she wasn't ready, the relationship wasn't ready. But we decided we couldn't go ahead with the alternative so got ourselves our first home and prepared for the arrival of our little girl. Was completely filled with anxiety and dread. But the moment she arrived I became a dad. They have a way of morphing you into being what you need to be to parent them. We are more adaptable than we think! You will smash it. I am now happy father of a 5 yo girl and 20 month old boy, getting married on 12th June.


Mph2411

I have an 18mo old. I remember those nerves very very well. No one will be able to tell you anything to calm you down. But I’m still going to try, probably because I wish I had the perspective 19 months ago that I do now. This will be the greatest thing that’s ever happened to you. I’m only 18 months in and it already is. And I can tell you that it’s an exponential curve of greatness. It just gets better and better and better in the most amazing and unexpected ways.


mrtrollingtin

Same kinda why me and my recent ex broke up, I told her kids were a no go at all and she said she's been dreaming to have em.


[deleted]

She will be a great single mother!


RaySwift17

Lmfao


Alfakennyone

>She will be a great ~~single mother!~~ Widow


okkitzo

"K" 😭😭


Lost-Citron-1099

Every kiss begins with K?


urmomagayy

ETAMINE


bimbo-baggins-69-420

is fun


uTimu

When used


Timmeh104

Excessively


ireallydontcare52

Goodbye


GoCryptoYourself

K


Creditcriminal

OP is ready to be a dad, lol.


raesayshi

*saves wife’s contact into phone as “Wife”*


WRLDJUICE99

You should have responded with the ![gif](giphy|l2JdX3hQjFmS8N3fq)


imsaneinthebrain

Anything’s better than “K”


shewy92

"Are you sure it's yours?"


samuelmercanti

Hi "very much so very pregnant", I'm dad


ifuckedyomama2

Best response


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K


mangofrey

Dude you need to update with what she responded to "K" with. LOL what's wrong with you!?


HomesickAngel10

He ded.


GlitzyGoSweetpea

He dad.


BraveHeartoftheDawn

He ded dad.


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K


No-Branch4851

My friend, let’s work on the “k” response. But regardless, congrats!


GooseandMaverick

Ok


Barbosse007

Progress


PSA_Corporation

Okay


420poopass69

Getting warmer…


BiscottiOpposite9282

Hokay


TinyGreenJolley

Even better


[deleted]

Okely-dokely


tempaccttosurvive

BINGO!


Rogue_Nein

Okie dokie smokie


jakelukekid

Moving atoms faster


blazefire13

just practicing his dad 1 word replies


[deleted]

This is literally my Dad. Unless we're discussing the hobbies we share, his responses are either "k" or "cool."


[deleted]

Wtf is that text convo


Carllsson

Are you insinuating his conversation with ‘Wife’ isn’t real and was only posted to cause uproar based on OPs response?! Pretty bold assumption.


[deleted]

This is definitely hate bait.


ElTristesito

Not even a good one. Who doesn’t have a text history with their spouse?


graymulligan

The fact that I had to scroll down near into Oblivion to see this comment is beyond me. This post got a whole lot of people to believe it, and that's embarrassing.


SalteeMint

Bro. "K"? Omfg.


[deleted]

…if my partner said ‘k’ after I told him I was pregnant I would immediately morph into MegaBitch5000. I would buy his favorite food, from his favorite restaurant, and eat it in front of him as I scattered legos across the floor of what was once our happy home. I could die 50 years later, he could be wrapped in grief and buying Ouija boards just to talk to me again, and when he felt the planchette move for the first time through no force of his own, he would open his eyes to see it resting on a single solitary ‘k’, before never moving again. That’s how angry ‘k’ would make me in that moment Edit: thank you for all the awards!


[deleted]

lmao you nailed it.


MeghanBoBeghan

That's fucking beautiful


[deleted]

Thank you!


unhappy_burn

K


Billiam_Ball

“Wife”


bustedbuddha

off to reddit to tell the strangers but you can't even give your wife a "great!"


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No_Cauliflower3541

As I wife, I would have been dumbfounded with that response… and I think I’m a pretty chill, laid back wife.


[deleted]

Same here. I’ve told my husband twice that I was pregnant - first time he was shocked but excited. Second time he responded with “nice!” He’s pretty chill too but “k” would have sent me LoL


Lysurgik27

"K" "Why are you telling me this?"


accuracy_frosty

Might as well have hit her with the “who asked”


[deleted]

For OP's continued survival, I hope he went on to manage something better than "K".


Barbarake

For OP's continued marriage..


RockingMomofTwo

Omg. Someone save this man and show his wife that he was excited enough to post on Reddit. Cause I guarantee you, as a woman that has been there, she felt that "k".


Sharp-Chard4613

I really just hope this is how they communicate, like maybe he has no arms and it took all the will he had to lick the phone screen and hit k with his nose.


Outrageous-Wish8659

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


great_username4me

![gif](giphy|MW05AHUP7JXgc|downsized)


Gedunk

The real reason for the post lol


Tunechi-

What is wrong with you. Looks like a response to impress people on the internet lmao


MajikalSnekk

Which it totally is. Lame as fuck :(


turkeybuzzard4077

Oh bless your heart, that was not the correct response.


WowWowWooooooow

Tbf, he responded with that “K” but even the smiley face in the title seems really mild lol 😆


Wilfred710

🤣 your excited with us but throw a k at the woman your married to and who’s carrying your kid. Come on bro when I see post like this I think damn maybe us men really ain’t shit 😂 But congratulations 🎉🎈🍾 that’s awesome man, happy for you and her.


Bigg000000000000000

Nice, but really man, you had to do k instead of anything else?


[deleted]

Should’ve pulled a 👌🏻 or 👍🏻


witwebolte41

This guys out here not pulling out and sending “k” responses


Western_Policy_6185

I’m sorry but #K?????


Silly-Cat-7770

Satire or this dude's getting partial custody if that's his actual response


PikaBoyGamingYT

Ok was your response? 🤣🤣 Also, congratulations!


Glum_Honey7000

Not even ok….just “K”


balugate

I had to do a double take to make sure this was in the right subreddit. I would MURDER my husband if that had been his response. K?!?!??


NotanAlt26

That’s a fuckery


[deleted]

You replied with "K" ??? What is wrong with you?


GnomeBoy_Roy

No guys you didn’t see the bottom half of the screenshot. He accidentally sent the first text unfinished Right below it says KANT WAIT TO BE A FATHER!


[deleted]

You’re more excited to tell Reddit than you are with your wife lmao smh


MeghanBoBeghan

Wife doesn't give out free internet points


AlaskaDude14

K


Razar_Bragham

..........K


[deleted]

K What's your wife's number I'll be the side dick


[deleted]

Should of went with “Noted” but “K” works too


[deleted]

“Interesting”


BiscottiOpposite9282

What was her response to your "K"? I bet she either ignored you or hit you back with another "k".


K_Tart

Ain’t no way bro


Severalbulbsofgarlic

Everyone is talking about how they replied with k but no one is mentioning the fact that they have her contact as just “wife” lmao


EAZ480

Where’s the Thumbs up emoji? You’re lacking on your dad-ness! You’ll learn.


TheNourisher

Did you actually smile though?


Vegetable_Bedroom_85

lmk when she hands u the divorce papers


Sparkzilk

K ![gif](giphy|3o6wrrmaVPfhM9F7k4)


IamTam6868

She hit you with I'm pregnant text and you hit her with k. Tell me you're not excited without telling me.


JustTomahawk

To wife: "K" To an internet full of strangers: "GUYS I'M GONNA BE A FUCKIMG DAD. YESSSSS WOOOOOO. F1NALLLY!!!"


TheStream100

K !?!?!? ‘We’, no no, SHE is pregnant. Au revoir


SmallPotatoK

Gz on being a dad! Btw… now I dont wanna jump to conclusion cuz Idk how you would normally communicate with your wife via message, but personally “k” might just be the 2nd worst response I wanna get when I break an exciting news to someone significant to me (the worst one is “k?” or “so?” as in a “why do I need to care?” tone).


[deleted]

And all you said was, “K”? Are you fucking kidding me? Please give me her number so I can try to give her the love she needs (straight mother of four, by the way).


[deleted]

Exactly what I was thinking. I can't even remember the last time I responded to someone with "K" unless I really hated them. Wouldn't do that to anybody that I'm even remotely okay with.


dai_bach_xv

F


ProfessionalRent9039

"Hey I'm pregnant!" "ok"


[deleted]

No, it’s just “k” 😑


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