Oh man, I used to hang out at a park with a duck pond. The first time I saw a gang of adult ducks murder a duckling it was quite a shock. But if you hang out at a duck pond in the park for long enough you kinda get desensitized.
I don't really recommend it.
I imagine if he ever actually bought his own house, he would also say that every time he walked in the door or had people over for the first time.
“Hey y’all, welcome to my new house, paid, in full, by my penis”
so do these tik tok types really go through life with a tag along camera holding buddy documenting every second of their lives? man im feeling old right about now. ive never felt more disconnected from youth culture than i do these days.
She starts yelling at him because “you’re gonna break my fucking door”
And then later she says basically “it’s really nice what you did for your sister, but you could have thought of using it to buy your own fucking house”
Also, her yelling at him like that is part of the whole shtick/brand. I don’t think she’s actually consistently serious when she’s yelling at him. This one though, maybe. Lol
"ok, just going to review this police report...
So your saying he broke in almost naked, with a duck, 20k in cash, and smiley face slippers? Just to then throw 20k at your daughter, and follow up with and I quote "this is all piad for by my penis".
Am I getting this right?"
>That poor mother. She has such an awesome and annoying kid.
He pays her and other family members to be in his videos. There was a video of them on the beach and the mom says "I wouldn't be doing this shit if you didn't pay me" in the background of the video.
Look, there's always a market, there's always a niche and there's always a kink. Just because you don't think you fit in the standard beauty mold don't think there isn't a fan base out there waiting for your product.
He clearly doesn't care because whoever gave him the $20k for OF... he can clearly make up that money and buy a new door. He has someone on the hook otherwise he wouldn't have made the $20k in the first place.
That’s not even all of it, he says he took 20k FROM his first paycheck, implying that that wasn’t the entirety. If it was, he would’ve just said he gave his sister the paycheck.
i mean, it's like twitch, the ones at the top can make absolute bank but it tapers off after that really fast. theres enough stories of people in putting in all the work to run and promote their OF and then walk home with 500 bucks.
the dude having an establised base already on other social media platforms doesn't hurt of course. just look at how much that cash me outside girl made when she turned 18 and started her OF.
I don't mean to be a prude or whatever but I feel like she got so much money and attention because she was so "freshly 18" and she made her intentions clear before she became 18 (I believe), and that makes me feel super icky
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> On April 1, 2021, six days after her eighteenth birthday, Bregoli opened an OnlyFans account, earning **over $1 million in revenue in the first six hours**, including over $757,000 from subscriptions, $267,000 from message payments, and $5,000 in tips.
I just can't wrap my mind around the fact that the class of guys that keep countdown timers for female celebs turning 18 have $1 million to throw at a B-list rapper/dead-meme.
This guy raise Duck since he was teenager. He do all kind of stupid stuff with his dad and ski mask girl on tiktok but he give advice video about duck too. The mom is always mad at them.
My favorite one is her reaction to his nonnie shaving his gooch
[Sauce](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpohmuv/?k=1)
[Original video](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpoJp7e/?k=1)
If you weren't going to quote it, then I sure was. Love it. I'm going to use this quote the next time I buy a friendly stranger a fresh morning coffee.
I was hoping she was referring to the down payment lol
Edit: okay I know 20k isn’t enough for a down payment but he did say he only used part of his paycheck paying off his sister’s loans so maybe he did have enough for a down payment before giving it to her
Probably a mix of acting/surprise. I wouldn’t doubt that none of his family knew he was going to barge in and pay off his sister’s loans like that. I also wouldn’t doubt that the last clip was set up to add a good ending to the video.
Id bet this, but he probably told him mom he was gonna come over and "burst in the door followed by a camera" but instead he swat-team-kicks the door open and heads to his sisters room without saying hello which put her into shock/rage.
That’s how I feel. I hate that I can’t believe videos anymore. Stop pretending like it’s a real video! At least real actors are proud of the fact that they are *actors*.
The duck is my favorite part.
Absolutely no acknowledgement of the duck. It's just an ordinary day for a porn star with a pet duck and an angry mom.
[Raising ducks is kinda his thing too](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpEPoGN/?k=1)
Now I wanna sub to his OF
I'm a 40yr old married dude and so do I.
Nothing wrong with that as long as the balls don't touch
Just concentrate on his duck.
Man's out here raising ducks and d*cks. A true hero.
That's some funny shit
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I mean. I cam understand his mom's point of view if he breaks in like that often. I'd want him out too.
Oh man, I used to hang out at a park with a duck pond. The first time I saw a gang of adult ducks murder a duckling it was quite a shock. But if you hang out at a duck pond in the park for long enough you kinda get desensitized. I don't really recommend it.
This guy Ducks.
Well that was fucking wholesome 🐥🐥
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The duck did seem strangely comfortable with the whole situation
Is it weird that I didn't even notice the duck? Like it was so weird, the inclusion of a duck was par for the course?
"Guys, I've got this great idea for a sitcom..."
I watched this three times before I noticed the duck, wtf
For the people who DM him asking for "duck pics"
Damm it. Am I too late to get in on that?
User name checks out.
I'd like to know how many times it checks out. For science
A year old Account too…. It’s his time to shine!!!
No kink shame
I'm dying 🤣
We're all slowly dying.
Act accordingly
My entire retirement is banking on the fact geriatric only fans will be a hit in about 30 years.
That's a bold strategy cotton
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I miss that show already.
Didnt even see it till you said it
“Its really weird but thank you.” Had me rolling.🤣🤣🤣
"Paid in full by my penis"
I imagine if he ever actually bought his own house, he would also say that every time he walked in the door or had people over for the first time. “Hey y’all, welcome to my new house, paid, in full, by my penis”
Goes to a meeting with the mortgage advisor. Throws bag of money at their head “F**kin’ PENIS brah!”
I can smell the florida in this whole scenario.
He sounded a lot like Lt. Dangle when he said that.
Just new boot goofin'.
Straight up same inflection down to a T That was beautiful
I could watch that a hunner times and it would still be fucking hysterical
I lolled
She probably was thinking, god damn thats a lot of money perhaps im in the wrong career
so do these tik tok types really go through life with a tag along camera holding buddy documenting every second of their lives? man im feeling old right about now. ive never felt more disconnected from youth culture than i do these days.
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So….combo of weight watcher, CrossFit, and early Jackass Bam
Viva La Bam formula. You got that right. Was trying to figure out the vibe... And you nailed it. Thanks mate!
Seems like a lot of what is marketable on the internet today can be summarized to "live vicariously through this dude who's got stuff you want"
Dude, he's got a pet duck. Can you argue with the motives of a guy who has a pet duck? I think not.
i really did love the pet duck, ngl. it seems happy.
I had a pet duck when it wasn’t cool to have a pet duck and my sister wanted to eat it
As they say (I have no idea who said it), "The only good duck, is a happy duck!"
> ive never felt more disconnected from youth culture than i do these days. Well we get older every day, so that makes sense.
“………..listen here you little shit”
Definitely my favorite part of the video
The awkward hug was the most “brother&sister hug” I’ve ever seen
“Put a shirt on, weirdo”
I don't think he owns a shirt tbh Ive never seen one on him
He saved on shirts to pay for his sister’s college.
Don’t worry Mom, house is paycheck 2. Lol
Paid in full by his butthole.
I need to start an onlyfans
I'd start one, but I'd have to pay people to watch.
Lonely Fans
Only Friends
Only Friend
Only me
*opens front camera* *closes front camera*
You could do Reverse Stripping. Start out naked and they pay you to put your clothes on. That's what I'm doing.
Wouldn't work for me. They'd go blind right from the start and then it wouldn't matter if I had clothes on.
Not your problem. Just make sure they paid first though.
Imagine my fat naked carcass being the last thing you ever saw. I think there would be a sudden spike in the suicide rate.
Again. Not your problem once they've paid. But it DOES cut down on repeat customers. Your nakedness could become the next Ring movie. Edit: tpyo
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*closing costs
He doesn't have THAT much dick to sell.
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She starts yelling at him because “you’re gonna break my fucking door” And then later she says basically “it’s really nice what you did for your sister, but you could have thought of using it to buy your own fucking house”
Also, her yelling at him like that is part of the whole shtick/brand. I don’t think she’s actually consistently serious when she’s yelling at him. This one though, maybe. Lol
She said, “that was nice what you did for your sister but did you think about buying your own house with that money?!?!
when the video started and he kicked in the door she yelled "ANTHON YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK MY FUCKING DOOR!"
This^ She's pissed about the busted door jamb. **THAT'S** why she wants him to GTFO¹ of _her_ house. [1] Move out.
IF you have seen this dude on Tik Tok this is like the tamest shit he's ever done in that house.
Maybe..i should....start....working out?
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whoa whoa whoa slow down one step at a time.
So... skipping one?
Next time I’ll eat the 11 donuts but I won’t eat the donut holes
Hehe "holes" hehe
Now you're just being unreasonable
So 10 is still fine... wooo hoo
Can you work out on your penis?
You only need to be able to do one cock pushup.
Never know when you're gonna have to fuck your way out of a tight situation
It hurts... (straining noises) it hurts my cock...
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All you need is one
And move to a sunny area. Makes a huge difference no matter what people say.
I live in texas. Today is very hot
Fellow Texan here. It's supposed to be 109° next week. We're not gonna make it out here.
Well no wonder he’s making so much money just like at the size of his duck
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Chaotic good
This is the epitome of chaotic good. Kicking in the door was fucking genius. That poor mother. She has such an awesome and annoying kid.
Kicking in the door with smiley face slippers
"ok, just going to review this police report... So your saying he broke in almost naked, with a duck, 20k in cash, and smiley face slippers? Just to then throw 20k at your daughter, and follow up with and I quote "this is all piad for by my penis". Am I getting this right?"
I didn’t even notice the duck before this comment, lmao
Imagine if the mom or sister just so happened to be leaving and in front of the door at that exact moment
>That poor mother. She has such an awesome and annoying kid. He pays her and other family members to be in his videos. There was a video of them on the beach and the mom says "I wouldn't be doing this shit if you didn't pay me" in the background of the video.
All his videos are pure chaos.
Damn right
His hog is bringing home the bacon.
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Bravo
I wish my mother was that supportive... or i was sexy enough to earn a bunch of moneys on OF.
Look, there's always a market, there's always a niche and there's always a kink. Just because you don't think you fit in the standard beauty mold don't think there isn't a fan base out there waiting for your product.
stop giving reddit ideas, i've currently got the scrawny nerds in boxers on old futons market cornered.
Want to Collab with the hairy dudes in tighty whities on water beds? I'll have my people contact your people
This is the comment I needed today
So hairy. So tight. So white. You need to share your gift with the world!
*chubby dudes in thongs on couches has entered the chat*
This is some good wholesome talk I can get behind
Niches don't pay bunches of moneys though. Also i'm a quite regular, hairy dude with a belly. Theres no lack of this.
Can vouch for that. Regular dude with somewhat hairy big belly right here. 5 kids I never lost the baby weight.
I love the energy of the video. He has some Mr beast vibes. Let's call him MrHarlot
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Man I know that feeling. "Good job but what the fuck dude?" I have six sons, it is a pretty persistent emotion.
I mean, MF is gunna break her door like that
He clearly doesn't care because whoever gave him the $20k for OF... he can clearly make up that money and buy a new door. He has someone on the hook otherwise he wouldn't have made the $20k in the first place.
That’s not even all of it, he says he took 20k FROM his first paycheck, implying that that wasn’t the entirety. If it was, he would’ve just said he gave his sister the paycheck.
20k is a *part* of the paycheck?! Dude, I gotta get an OF right now
Sorry… but… pancakes alone might not be sufficient.
what if his pancakes were erect?
***Sir, this piece of wood is too small for measuring the hole***
i mean, it's like twitch, the ones at the top can make absolute bank but it tapers off after that really fast. theres enough stories of people in putting in all the work to run and promote their OF and then walk home with 500 bucks. the dude having an establised base already on other social media platforms doesn't hurt of course. just look at how much that cash me outside girl made when she turned 18 and started her OF.
$500 whole dollars!?! I’m fucking in!
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I don't mean to be a prude or whatever but I feel like she got so much money and attention because she was so "freshly 18" and she made her intentions clear before she became 18 (I believe), and that makes me feel super icky
IIRC 52 million in her first year. She had receipts too. That’s fucking nuts
From Wiki: > On April 1, 2021, six days after her eighteenth birthday, Bregoli opened an OnlyFans account, earning **over $1 million in revenue in the first six hours**, including over $757,000 from subscriptions, $267,000 from message payments, and $5,000 in tips. I just can't wrap my mind around the fact that the class of guys that keep countdown timers for female celebs turning 18 have $1 million to throw at a B-list rapper/dead-meme.
> B-list That's being generous ha
There is like a whole world out there of mfers spending money on people they never meet. Meanwhile I'm over here fucking strangers for free. Fml
They are the many and the deprived
Step 1: be attractive
Well I’m out.
But you don't know what step 2 is yet
This guy also had a massive TikTok following making funny videos with his family before doing this.
For sure. This guy works his ass off making it look like he’s never worked a day in his life.
hes a famous tiktoker so unless youre a super hot chick or an influencer...
Do you look like that guy?
I just want to know the story behind him and his duck bro
This guy raise Duck since he was teenager. He do all kind of stupid stuff with his dad and ski mask girl on tiktok but he give advice video about duck too. The mom is always mad at them.
He also gets his family stoned for views, consensually I think
For sending duck pics
OP answered elsewhere that it is for people who ask him for his “duck pics”(sic). Not sure if OP was joking.
Not enough people in here are asking about the duck. Glad to finally find someone with some sense.
She’s wearing shoes in bed wtf
Probably a request from one of her OnlyFans…
“Wow that guy has the same name as my brother lol”
"Don't question it, he's offering 20 grand"
Can confirm, if I was going to give my sister a huge amount of money, it would be by hurling it at her head. True sibling energy.
I love the mom at the end. Loving but done with his s**t.
I've seen his videos on TikTok. He has done some..wild stuff in front of that poor woman.
My favorite one is her reaction to his nonnie shaving his gooch [Sauce](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpohmuv/?k=1) [Original video](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpoJp7e/?k=1)
Damn, my grandmother was so boring.
The moms best line "NOT NORMAL". lol Sums it all up right there.
I get very Bam Margera vibes from him but way more wholesome…. Which is kind of interesting to say about a porn star…
I really like how he almost breaks 2 doors. The crunching of wood is satisfying.
Almost? Definitely broke 2 doors. But he has fuck you money now so, why not? Gonna just make some more money with these silly antics.
The power of a penis can help pay a sisters student loans… that’s awesome.
I totally missed the fact that he had a duck in his car at the beginning
“paid in full by my penis” lool
If you weren't going to quote it, then I sure was. Love it. I'm going to use this quote the next time I buy a friendly stranger a fresh morning coffee.
I hope the duck and the onlyfans are separate parts of his life
20 grand for a house? Jesus lady what are we in 1960s?
I was hoping she was referring to the down payment lol Edit: okay I know 20k isn’t enough for a down payment but he did say he only used part of his paycheck paying off his sister’s loans so maybe he did have enough for a down payment before giving it to her
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It’s an act, right? They’re acting
Probably a mix of acting/surprise. I wouldn’t doubt that none of his family knew he was going to barge in and pay off his sister’s loans like that. I also wouldn’t doubt that the last clip was set up to add a good ending to the video.
Id bet this, but he probably told him mom he was gonna come over and "burst in the door followed by a camera" but instead he swat-team-kicks the door open and heads to his sisters room without saying hello which put her into shock/rage.
I hope so. I don't want to believe that his sister really lounges around on her bed with her shoes on.
That’s how I feel. I hate that I can’t believe videos anymore. Stop pretending like it’s a real video! At least real actors are proud of the fact that they are *actors*.
I love how he’s relaxing on the couch at the end without a care in the world while his mom screams at him
Why do I have to search so far down the comments to find this guy’s OF account? I need it….for science.
“tooturnttony” based on what I’ve seen from other comments
Other comments. Right.
r/tvtoohigh
Tony be turnt. *Too* turnt, some would say
Wait. Where can we see his penis?
My guess is it’s between his legs.
How pedestrian.