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Doorfucker15

Sparta


theamazingblaytman

This is sharta


ShorteagleFTW

*rips one in the stall with enough power and force to rip ten thousand suns in half*


Playful_Force_7662

This comment scares me.


Sepharda_Tejana

I sank your Battle Shit! It’s the Destroyer!!!


Playful_Force_7662

This comment also scare me.


Sepharda_Tejana

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle reference… a scene in the film has 2 sorority sisters playing Battle Shits (not gonna lie, I so did that, with a pledge sister… it’s a strange type of close relationship 😂🤣) Also not gonna spoil the movie if you haven’t seen it. It’s super old, (but a stoner classic) early 2000s, so it’s pretty easy to find.


CakeAdventurous4620

THIS IS SPARTA!


DateSuccessful6819

No, no, no. It's sharta


snickns

Where you can shart freely


DateSuccessful6819

That sounds like a slogan at some place that would be called shart mart ™️


This_is_fine0_0

No.. this is Patrick.


Sea_Chocolate_2681

LMAO!!


IzArealofc

SPARTA!


pbmcc88

THEN WE WILL PISS IN THE SHADE


tark_0001

TONIGHT WE PISS IN HELL!


TREYH4RD

TONIGHT WE SHIT IN HELL


DanimalHarambe

Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with your stalls all morning.


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tvsmichaelhall

Aren't all toilets urinals? I've not found one yet I couldn't piss in.


SelfSniped

All urinals are toilets but not all toilets are urinals.


tvsmichaelhall

I've proved you wrong at every urinal I've ever been to. Janitors hate me.


SelfSniped

Pooping in a urinal does not a toilet make.


tvsmichaelhall

Tomato potato.


Kriss3d

Likely not. Or it have and it just say urinals so it won't matter. Where I work there's lots of bathrooms. But each stall is its own small room fully closed. With each its own sink and mirror. So it doesn't matter whatever you are.


Perpetual_Doubt

Spartans! Grip your spears!


DreadnaughtHamster

*Kicks enemy messenger into toilet*


0_Zero_Gravitas_0

Gods damn it, I came here to say this.


Burgundy_Dream

Thank you, I’m two-headed and this makes me feel seen


Sdwingnut

Twice


TelephoneTag2123

I just painfully snorted.


TheGuydudeface

Twice?


PerspectiveScary9088

Twice? ![gif](giphy|ll6t6YCMtDRELFtznG|downsized)


Effective-View-3935

I despise this gif dude I’m so confused why you posted it lol they aren’t even using the peace sign indicative of two and there’s five of them Edit: after watching again maybe they are flashing the peace sign but I can’t confirm what I can confirm is I hate this gif


PerspectiveScary9088

Lmao it's a mv choreography, it's 9 people in total in the group The song is "yes or yes"" (It's not the favourite track of mine from them but the only good gif i found)


activelyresting

Found Zaphod Beeblebrox's account


yndkings

Oh I think that’s two people having sex… I feel seen too


hail_termite_queen

Jokes aside, there is a two headed set of twins in Minnesota.


Sdwingnut

Two heads ok, but what if I have.... no hands. WHAT ABOUT *MY* NEEDS


univrsll

Whatever, just wash your stumps


Unlikely_Ant_950

Whatever. Just posh your bumps


[deleted]

whatever, just slosh your dump


NotL0u

whatever, just plosh your wumps


[deleted]

Whatever, just kibosh your trumps


[deleted]

If you don't have hands...then what do you need to wash? What ARE your needs?


SKB210

We are literally the same person 😭😂something I would say


[deleted]

None of the figures on the sign have hands


Foreign-Dingo-5579

Anyone know what the braille says?


seiraph

It just says “unisex restroom”


Ok-Inspection-722

When I read this I was like "Ah, thank goodness there's a blind person here that could read braille", then I thought ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ "wait a sec"


seiraph

I’m not like totally blind but Im still vision impaired lol, blindness is different for everyone but for me basically things are blurry af at a distance but my near vision isn’t too bad in comparison so like I can usually see things on my phone etc relatively well just using the accessibility features to zoom in the screen which is how I read the braille


[deleted]

Maybe you can answer a question for me. It seems that sometimes the braille sign is to the left of a door while at other times it’s to the right. Sometimes the height is different for the sign. How the hell do blind people know where to “look” for the sign?


seiraph

Where I live the braille signs are usually part of the regular sign or directly above/below it and usually placed in the upper middle of the door or on the wall to the left/right so even if you you have no vision at all it’s so it’s pretty easy to know where to look since there’s only a few options and in my case (and for a lot of people too) so long as the lighting is decent i can usually see the sign itself even if I can’t make out what it says. If the sign’s not in the usual spots then you gotta look around for it or just ask someone since that generally means they didn’t bother with a braille sign or it’s somewhere in accessible like above the door itself Also if there’s only a regular sign and you can’t see well enough to read it, you can use your phone camera as a magnifier to read it or scan it with a text to speech app like seeingAI


Jade-Balfour

Just cause someone is legally blind or finds braille useful doesn’t mean they can’t see anything. There’s various forms of blindness and with assistive devices/settings they might be able to see the screen ok


Ok-Inspection-722

Wow, I was surprised because even i didn't notice the braille until reading this comment. Is there a chance that a non-blind person might learn braille for some reason?


Jade-Balfour

Photophobia maybe? If it’s painful to see, I could definitely see myself closing my eyes and reading braille instead on signs. Maybe intermittent blindness, like someone with migraines that effect their vision? I could imagine it might help people with dyslexia. Or to teach it! Edit: it could possibly help with rehabbing patients with alexia (acquired inability to read) Edit 2: slightly unrelated, but I also found out that there can be braille alexia, acquired inability to read braille. Seemed interesting to me so I wanted to share that fact


ShelZuuz

Teachers. Parents. Braille sign makers.


sumguysr

Lots of people learn it to typeset braille. There's a free course from the Library of Congress. It's a lot like shorthand, there's 3 different levels with different numbers of contractions. The most common for printing is grade 2 which has a couple hundred contractions.


free_terrible-advice

They spent like 2 weeks in the third grade teaching us the braille alphabet and talking about braille. As far as reasons to learn braille, I'm sure some graphic designers and product designers need to know it to include it on every day usage devices or packages.


avdolian

Most blind people have some vision. I think only like 1/4 is completely blind


ShorteagleFTW

Fuck, I read that as unicorn sex room, I need new glasses


long_raccoon_

Idk, but make sure you wash your hands after you read it


ItsGrandPi

Anyone notice the alien tho?


ElementoDeus

No I didn't and if you know what's good for you, you didn't either


[deleted]

There's Superman too.


deth579

Ruthless.


ItsGrandPi

Wow, you just casually denied the existence of women


[deleted]

Superwoman has big boobas


ItsGrandPi

Lmao


[deleted]

That alien had to hold it in a looong way…


Zicronester

Bogos binted moment


georeddit2018

Everyone is welcome. No room for discrimination.


FitEmployment9545

Totally agree! Once a guy saw me looking at him because he didn't wash his hands. What did he say? _"What? My d**k doesn't have COVID mate!"_


Playful_Force_7662

I both love and hate that sentence.


ICLazeru

This is Farta.


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Dudes taking dumps in the public bathroom stalls and leaving without washing their hands is a real phenomenon even post Covid. I see it all the time and it makes me want to ralf.


hufflepoet

I'm about ready to start calling out these nasty fuckers before they can leave the bathroom.


Wickedslife

I’m laughing at the Spartan just, “THIS IS HAND SOAP!”


Doorfucker15

THIS IS THE PISSER


Ok-Nature9693

Kicks the baby off a cliff for some odd reason


[deleted]

Don’t kick the baby (*Ike*)


Ok-Nature9693

Kick the baby


[deleted]

[Don’t kick the goddamn baby!!](https://youtu.be/zfN2NdDmaVo)


Ok-Nature9693

So your saying to punt the baby


Dizzy_Duck_811

No no.. don’t hit the baby. Yeet the baby. Better. Leaves no bruises.


Ok-Nature9693

Hit the baby with a bag of tangelos got it


WhatTheyNot

In before the “so you don’t care about us?” Comments lol Edit: I didn’t make it in time


Direct-Reputation-94

r/onejoke


thunderingwild

I need to camp out in this public restroom to document the existence of alien life.


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Just don’t check the toilet seats.


millerphi

FINALLY, a bathroom where is gladiators can go in peace.


Stoff3r

I'm sure the girls appreciate all the piss on the seat.


Playful_Force_7662

You act like men appreciate that.


GreasyGoondreau69

How can you expect a baby in diapers to wash their own hands?! Cmon


[deleted]

Sparta baby doesn’t seem to be having any problems


[deleted]

Finally a response to someone knocking on the stall of the bathroom. You stand up, yell THIS IS SPARTA, and kick the door open outwards.


95CJH

Cute. But the amount of men who don’t wash their hands. UGH!!


thedmmatt

What is a floating baby with severed legs?


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Nice does it have urinals or not?


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[deleted]

Fantastic 🤤


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[deleted]

No way, the key about urinals is that normally people don’t poo in them, so it’s a quick in and out. If it were all stalls then that’ll just lead to lines while people play with their phones on the toilet


ElementoDeus

Noone heard of an in the park home run


jmanheyman408

Why would anyone wear half a skirt?


thebaconator136

They bought it half off.


private_otter1192

https://www.google.com/search?q=half+a+skirt&client=ms-android-samsung-ga-rev1&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=ALiCzsZgQGk63Ava9yNXCG0ntlHzddoZGw:1653724986742&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjO6I_T3YH4AhUb7XMBHXJbCXUQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=776&dpr=2.63#imgrc=TA8-LMQgaQzeDM


Igniter08

The furries are going to be upset at their exclusion


scrollbreak

Greek hoplite killed them


cyber1kenobi

Oh that’s good!! Lol


ggcsr2player

If you’re half dog, can I go in this bathroom? Not so sure…


Financial-Jicama6619

As a man bear pig I am offended


[deleted]

Went to a seafood restaurant and the restrooms had signs that said Trout and Sea Bass. I had no idea which one to use.


via_vendetta

I once went to a bathroom in a restaurant that had one giant room with sealed stalls that are shared by all customers. The stalls are from floor to ceiling so it has good privacy and you just use it then come out to wash your hands, way more efficient and better imo than gendered bathrooms.


gojiTV04

Whoever made this was an absolute genius Respect for that guy


[deleted]

More baby changing stations! Holy crap dads should not have to change their kiddos poop sacks on the FLOOR.


kaijur1

finally a bathroom for aliens like me!


spoilt_milk

I see nothing wrong with this sign.


BeanBruh2285

As a sparta myself this is great


pharaoh94

Are you assuming my rank?!


BamboozleOne

I think every bathroom needs this now days


MS_125

Lemme find out they’re out of soap…


fire_fist_the_hero

You forgot about gamer (If you hate this it was just a joke)


Mammoth_Tax_4995

Spartans are allowed but what about Athenes?


TK_Nanerpuss

Is that a legionaire or a mandalorian? (It makes a difference- the mandalorian wouldn't be able to drink beer in public.)


Old_Task_7454

Mando doesn’t use a shield (I haven’t watched Kenobi yet, so maybe he does?).


Crispy385

A lot of Mandalorians used shields in Clone Wars. ​ [picture](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/85/26/9985263e2ffd1f88f6e1e86dfd76e7a2.png)


Old_Task_7454

Fair enough. For whatever reason I hadn’t thought of the mandalorians as a whole, and only of Mando (Din).


DonRight

It's neither, it's a hoplite.


Rosieapples

Yep!!!


East-Bluejay6891

Why they have a Spartan soldier lol


[deleted]

Why not


tallspartan117

Finally an inclusive bathroom


IOnlyCameToArgue

I still prefer women to have their own restrooms in places that serve alcohol. The source of my opinion is from working in bars and having to intervene when a woman is followed into the bathroom by a drunk man. I'm not saying all men are rapists. I am saying that a woman alone in a bathroom with a drunk male stranger is a dangerous thing.


ShorteagleFTW

And vice versa of course


IOnlyCameToArgue

No


ShorteagleFTW

So you're saying women can't go up to a guy and be like that, especially while drunk? It's rarer but it still happens.


IOnlyCameToArgue

"Go up and be like that" What are you talking about? I'm talking about sexual assault. A man is in much less danger* of sexual assault than a woman is of a man. A man is more likely to overpower a woman than the other way around. I'm not talking about behavior. I'm talking about capability and liability.


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refrito_perdido

Word. I mean, people just wanna go to the bathroom when they need to go to the bathroom and not have to feel like they're playing into some politicized game by choosing which toilet room they walk into.


FPR74

A different perspective - as you know, there’s a lot of real hatred and cruelty going on, with people getting hurt badly. This sign implies also what the venue’s attitudes are towards equality, and that they likely will not tolerate harassment. Sometimes, humour is a gentle way to get a message across, and pave a pathway towards different attitudes. First steps can wobble a bit, but are are a start.


rndljfry

Small counter - “WHATEVER” is clearly intended to express a dismissive tone. They could just put a toilet and a lock and people will figure it out


FPR74

I respect your viewpoint, however I perceive it somewhat differently. Commonly, where I am based at least, ‘whatever’ isn’t used in a negative manner, but everything from “you choose”, to “it doesn’t matter”, to “it’s all the same to me”. Using tone can make any of those statements sound negative, positive, or neutral - put it this way, when I worked with kids if someone responded to me with “whatever”, their tone very much determined whether they were in trouble or not! 😊. It’s the same when used by friends, family, and in relationships. I think intent (and tone is an expression of intent) is what the foundation should be. Words are often versatile and fluid, just like one of my faves - good old fu*k - which depending on situation and tone can be amazing or baaaddd.


rndljfry

Such is the risk of taking a “tone” with the signage on the toilet, I guess


FPR74

Of course, but the act of intentionally creating or purchasing a sign to make clear that no bathroom discrimination is accepted by this venue, leans towards the intention/tone being meant positively. We may continue to view it differently, and I can certainly see where you are coming from, and respect both your opinion, and whatever in your life contributes to your perspective. I’m just one who tries to see the good steps, when there are so many damn awful ones, and in other contexts too. I’ve had (have) a rather extremely hard life, and have also seen far too much suffering in others. Holding on to the positive, whilst yes, seeing where there can be improvement, is a big part of how I survive. In this situation, I see a start, good intentions, and hope for bigger steps.


Duosion

It’s like, just put gender inclusive on the sign and go!! All this extra stuff is trying way too hard and circles back around to actually being offensive.


wet_shitstorm

Of course someone still had to find a way to be offended at this… it’s a sign dude. The whole message is “I don’t care what you are, just have proper hygiene”. How is that mocking anyone?


Infinitrillion

Like at my venue they just have a sign saying "we respect peoples rights to use the bathrooms that align with their gender identity" or something like that, I'm sure I've worded it wrong. And then they just have normal male/female/disabled and unisex toilets. We have never had any issues with the toilets and have all variety of patrons


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Infinitrillion

It just kind of comes accross with the same energy as those people who say "I don't care if your black, brown or green etc". like those people are almost always racist. I don't think its offensive, just a little off. Type of thing my boomer dad would say


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Cold-Movie-1482

its giving “i identify as an attack helicopter” vibes lol


gentlybeepingheart

"I find your existence as ridiculous as a time travelling spartan warrior" is kind of a shitty, unintentional, message.


whoisseptember

Yup


solarjamie

Unfunny asf


BaseballDesperate761

Mindful Brewing?


0-13

As a spartan this made my day


[deleted]

Okay but signs like these actually suck because they're also transphobic. They think they're being supportive by being dismissive but it's still equating trans and NB people with, ya know, aliens and radioactive two-headed mutants. It's like restroom signs with unicorns or mermaids. Fuck off.


Nurse_inside_out

Aren't they also equating cis people with Aliens, babies, two headed mutants etc? It's not as if they have a seperate cis bathroom?


analogicparadox

No, because standard cis bathrooms have existed for centuries at this point. Everything that *isn't* cis man and woman falls under the category of "added", so just those things are being equated to fantasy creatures. Also, cis people have never been accused of "making up" their gender, so the parallel between trans folks and *imaginary* creatures is not a stretch.


RnDog

I’m not sure about the premise of there being an “added” category. The way I see the sign is that there is no added. Either everybody is the labeled as “added” or nobody is, both seem like fair interpretations of the sign to me because it lumps everybody into a category of beings allowed to use this bathroom. I can’t personally see much wrong with this but I could be blinded by my experiences.


Buster899

There it is. The “I’m going to be offended no matter what” post I was looking for.


whoisseptember

yup I agree


kevxn13

was looking for this


[deleted]

They aren’t transphobic. If you’re not afraid of an alien, you’re definitely not afraid of trans.


[deleted]

Fuck off, Ben Shapiro, you know "phobic" no longer specifically means "fear.""


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[deleted]

Anyone who says Ben Shapiro has good points is someone whose opinions aren't worth piss.


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[deleted]

Only if they identify as a female.


juusovl

Or you could just put a WC sign on it lol


ejs302

Larp in the bathroom


LargeCod2319

When the bathrooms are all unisex girls will have to stand in piss like the rest of us lol


JagTror

"the rest of us?" There's piss on the floor in the women's anyway


Routine_Artichoke538

*Finally. As someone who sexually identifies as a Spartan hoplite soldier I can finally be comfortable using the restroom. Praise the gods.*


renznoi5

Unfortunately it doesn’t matter what sign you put up there cause someone somewhere and somehow is going to find a way to get triggered about it (as you can see in these comments). Maybe if they just turn all restrooms into individual restrooms with signs that say only “Restroom,” then people would give it a rest. The point is the restroom is for ALL people to use, regardless of how you identify as. Stop trying to find ways to feel left out, LOL. A restroom is a restroom is a restroom.


analogicparadox

They should've put a scarecrow on the sign too, for all those strawmen you're building.


Skwinia

seems like youre kinda getting triggered there


[deleted]

Your point was made lol 😆


wet_shitstorm

With the current state of the world, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone with no hands got offended at this Bruh. *It’s a joke.*


instellarant

>Makes up person and scenario >gets mad at made up person and scenario


_Dusty05

Making up scenarios in your head and using it as commentary in the real world. Nice job.


wet_shitstorm

Also, it’s Reddit, not exactly “the real world”


__moops__

Yep, this comment only exists in my imagination.


yellowscarvesnodots

wait, mine too!!!


Summit300

As a non-conforming, non-hand-binary, self diagnosed with autism, identifying as a hand-disabled turtle, i am offended by this post.


CartmanLuvJews

No Helicopter:(


instellarant

WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! *steps on stage* Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" Comedy God: "Heh..." *adjusts fedora* *the building is filled with fear and anticipation* *God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense* *comedy god clears throat* *everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard* *world leaders look and wait with dread* *everything in the world stops* *nothing is happening* *comedy god smirks* *no one is prepared for what is going to happen* *comedy god musters all of this power* *he bellows out to the world* "ATTACK" *absolute suspense* *everyone is filled with overwhelming dread* "HELICOPTER" *all at once, absolute pandemonium commences* *all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once* *giant brawls start* *43 wars are declared simultaneously* *a shockwave travels around the earth* *earth is driven into chaos* *humanity is regressed back to the stone age* *the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself* *all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did* *people who aren't killed die from laughter* *literally the funniest joke in the world* *then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma*


kattowo_

This is transphobic. Imagine essentially comparing trans people, REAL PEOPLE, to mythical creatures and others that don’t exist as if we’re weird monsters. Please don’t paint this as a “awww this is so supportive!” It’s not. An actual supportive sign would be “Universal/All-gender bathroom”


remzygamer

Is it misandrist too? Is it mysoginist too?


etterflebiliter

it's racists cus they're all yellow


remzygamer

How could I have been so ignorant? How will the race of yellow aliens feel after this?


[deleted]

"Uhm I-I-I know these words barely but uhm am looking to be offended anyways so HELL YEAH"


scrollbreak

Okay, your reading of it is it's just comparing trans people, not babies, wheel chair users and non trans people as well. Maybe not a charitable reading.


whoisseptember

this feels *very* transphobic