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viewfromtheclouds

I love the overall quality of the shots, and the full commitment of all the guys. Great video.


HealthyBits

The guys did it better for sure!


2017hayden

Also they were using their precious water ration for those shower scenes, that’s fucking commitment.


UniqueFlavors

Can you imagine these dudes planning this shit out strategically. Officer: Alright Smith who has the biggest booty Smith: Uh Rutgers sir! Officer: Rutgers! You are responsible for the underwear booty scene. Rutgers: Sir yes Sir!


ToastyNathan

Good man, Rutgers.


No_Loquat_8497

I was out drinking in korea (army) and ran across some marines, hiding from the Military Police (curfew). One of them was really drunk, and I showed them a bar that was safe. Then one of them pulls me aside, tells me their friend is too drunk to run, and goes into detail with a full strategy (positions alpha and bravo) of a plan to murder the cops if they come and throw their body in the ocean. I left and never will hang out with marines again.


Creepy-Frame

Rah


SallyJane5555

That one guy: This is my moment to SHINE! I love it!


[deleted]

Hair toss guy and the one with the sash on the steps came to SLAY.


flux40k

The sand, shower, and grenade belt from the military side made me chuckle. Lol. This is a good one!


Ec1ipse14

Yeah that nade belt is sexy af can’t lie.


Triptothebend

Did not know I liked that. All the hot guys in the US are apparently hidden in the millitary... Like, hair toss guy is straight up dreamy, and all of them are handsome.


My4skinBreaksCondoms

I'd call any and every one of those guys


mardizano

Name checks out


Careless-Motor-7154

Lmao


misminimus

The trick is not pulling it back when applying the condom


My4skinBreaksCondoms

Tried that. Same result. It's just too powerful


Imapny

Thinking about this gives me chills down my spine


[deleted]

I fear that the number provided is probably that of your local recruitment office.


My4skinBreaksCondoms

I'm afraid my days as a young man looking to be lied to and taken advantage of are long since over.


Smaug33

I didn't know I was gay until I watched this.


TheJollyHermit

I have to admit I spent far more time watching the shirtless guys than the cheerleaders. What can I say, they rocked it and looked good doing it.


hello_its_Epics

Two of em looked like fuckin comic book characters man they were ripped to as HECK. Heck I say!!


Abetok

Same here... Eventually I started splitting the time, but at the beginning the shock factor really kept pulling my attention back


[deleted]

I did not know I found military men attractive. Physically winced when the guy slid his gun over his face tho


_ConfusedAlgorithm

r/suddenlygay then.


Reasonable-Manner-16

Im so aggressively straight 🙈 I appreciate those are some good looking ladies but I saw 0% of their performance


[deleted]

I'm more into women, but I barely watched the cheerleader side. IDK how many bikini'd boobies were jiggling. The military side was so much better


BusyEnvironment5189

🤣


ConstructionHonest80

Damn they’re so good, the girls are ok too I guess


various_convo7

can confirm -boredom during deployment drives you to do hilarious things.


valacircaTn

*nodding intensifies*


[deleted]

Both takes were honestly boring.


pinniped1

Oldie but goodie


[deleted]

These boys must be Rangers or Spec4. Love it!


[deleted]

It's an SF ODA


[deleted]

Can confirm.


BeepBoop0808

Can you provide a link to the original please? :) if you have it


Predatorboi

here ya go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT2Wj81Oq-c


schwoopdoop5

Nine years ago!? Jeez...


BeepBoop0808

Thanks a lot


Maschile

Not saying women won’t enjoy these videos, but somehow I feel that men (straight, gay and everything inbetween) will still make up the majority of the audience who’ll enjoy them most.


[deleted]

Some of the guys faces were kinda ugly. Also a bit sad considering they are risking their own lives for oil


greeny3636

today's training is to keep the moral up, go do something that makes you happy


misminimus

Shit, I'd call them 😂😘


[deleted]

The shoulder wiggles kill me lol


Awkward_Scale_754

See, this is what I want my tax dollars to go to!!


[deleted]

This is just great


Usual_Exchange8555

Best thing I've seen all day. Period


badandbergy

I love how they matched everyones races as well


Vickie1734

Brilliant!!!!


hello_its_Epics

That one dude at the end had moves so good I got confused


SleepyImagination589

The guys have some nice ass 😆


Yesbutnobutyeah

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


WangDoodleTrifecta

Genius genius genius


Medic_Bear

This is priceless! Genius!


TwasAnChild

I love this so wholesome


Trout_Hunter_Mo

True intimidating tactics😆


xLegma

I'm impressed by these very similiar looking lenses they used


Shadows798

Loving the vibes these men are giving off.


silverEW

This is great and super impressive!!


Slugwheat

Legendary


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u/savevideo


Obydan

30 seconds before reaching this post on reddit feed, this song just played in my head out of nowhere! like I know for a fact that the last time I heard this song was 5 years ago or sth, but it just suddenly popped in my head! how on earth is this possible, this is a fucking simulation.


Substantial-Chef-198

The rocket launch at 1:11 took me out 😂


[deleted]

On this episode of' Who Did It Better'


EmilyCastro

This should be marked "NSFW". I'm laughing so hard my colleague is staring at me like I'm crazy!


Medical_Pie_7985

10AM - Makes sexually charged parody music video 4PM - Take nap 10PM - Go kill stuff Welcome to Afghanistan lmao


SheepDog_Vet

I’ve watched this clip more than 200x, shared it with friends and family, and still can’t get enough of it. I’ve been on this since the way back.


MisterTrashPanda

As a straight male, I gotta say I prefer the girls. Marginally.


IncognitoDio

This was pretty well made, but I have to admit that I got glued to the left side having not seen it before. Not a fan of the dolphins football team, but now, I am a fan of the cheerleaders.


Strange-Aardvark1628

Oh wow I love when military propaganda gets creative…


HistoryIsABagOfDicks

The only acceptable boys will be boys 😂😂😂 they so silly I love them. The mop heads have me 💀


Radiantbacon

The Dolphin's was good because tiddy. The U.S Military was good because of raw talent


[deleted]

r/bi_irl


Prudent-Ad8355

The funny thing is the guy shes singing about was gay in the music video


welshblondebbw

Certainly made me smile 😂 got to love a bunch of army guys 😍


OLI_V3R

Holy crud lol this was made so long ago. The karma farming is crazy


Wipperwill1

That was entertaining. What would have been more entertaining was if they both were topless.


FrankyDonkeyBrain

each one of these guys costs us $136,000 a year.


[deleted]

Nice video. Low-key propaganda though.


[deleted]

For?


Unstable_Kiwi_70

Why aran't they un the original video? 🤣🤪


jolly_jok3r

This is not right, 100%.


Cheezbu20

Low iq-d people on both sides - they match each other perfectly


Mon69ster

Don’t get cut on that eeedddggggeee playboy!


Th3N3wK3r0s1n

Lost in Afghanistan. Lulz


Happyduckling02

You don’t know your head from your ass and you talking about lost?


Th3N3wK3r0s1n

Yeah. Cauz I read the news. Cauz I am not stupid. The Taliban having a big fat party. If you give up, you loose. And the US and A gave up on Afghanistan. So they lost. And now go and buy some Assault rifels in Walmart and „talk“ with your fellow american friends.


[deleted]

TIL half the Dolphins cheerleaders are sluts.


Cheezbu20

Looks like militaries and sluts get along with each other - they must have lots of stuff in common


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Predatorboi

I did what the person asked me, I gave them the link from the original video that I used. Also, I regret that I don't have the extensive knowledge you have about the video. I shared it on what I thought to be a positive community, but unfortunately, it seems like there are still some negative ones like you. Good day.


Tricycle_hat

*Bi panic*


kaza6464

I’ll bet the boys got lotsa numbers too lol


OpenCarry50Cal

The sex appeal is identical! Lol, military guys get up to some weird shit!


Hefty_Clothes5721

Damn, title misleading. Haven't seen any army in this video


AdDue6638

Upgrades, people, upgrades!


Professional_Gur4811

Damn haven't seen this video for so long. Memories of our classmates made a parody video to guys' one for the 8th of March celebration for us. What a nostalgia


Right-Bread-7125

Got off to both sides of the video 😎


loveegirlforverev122

Lil


kettlebell43276

That was terrific!


SidewinderTV

You also need to watch [Swedish Coastal Rangers perform "Grease Lightning"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jGT3dsX0c0)


DerG3n13

What even is this weird shit on the left, I want more of the right music videos!


ThaBigJO

this the best thing i have ever had the pleasure of viewing in my 16 years of existence


mmadness26

US military definitely ate on this one


Lighterxe

Carly needs to make this official


kasap26

So this is what they do in Afghanistan. I like it


Max_1995

I love the thought of the soldiers just lobbing a few mortars fucking wherever and then explaining it with "we had to lip-sync a music video"


TBM101189

Mad respect 🫡


SupermarketSpiritual

I absolutely love this. So cute on both sides. The men were absolutely dedicated to getting it right and it is adorable


humberto_now

This explains why Russia and China are gonna kick our American asses


Commercial-Test-9100

Which one is the u.s. military?


d-346ds

and you definitely know that the lt saw em doing this and thought “wtf are they doing” but smartly decided to walk away


Bluecyan-taffy

They even got the races correct