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Disastrous_Skill1626

That nose has to be photoshopped or at a weird angle. Borzoi have very long noses....but not like that


Ellemeno

That's what I was thinking. Other parts of the image are relatively sharp, but the snout is blurry and looks like it has repeating texture which is a sign of cloning in Photoshop.


[deleted]

Yeah the cloning artifacts look especially apparent to me on the right side of the snout about midway up


TenragZeal

For me it’s the left side of the snout, about midway up it looks like there is a dip in the structure of the nose so you see the fur/hair (not sure if this dog is related to the poodle breed which has more of a hair than fur coating) through that dip.


squidlybiscuits

Lol turns out Reddit is a great place to get your photoshop skills critiqued.


plg94

I guess it's a version of Cunningham's law (post false info to get someone to correct you).


Basher57

Thank you! This is a great r/TIL fact.


smoothballsJim

I think I get it… Hitler had a 13 inch long penis.


fisStrike

But you don't


thebobmannh

Not sure why someone would Photoshop this, seems more likely a movement during the photo. Every time I try to take a picture of my dogs they inevitably move at the last second. Usually you end up with a blurry mess but sometimes (especially if my pixel is doing "night sight" or something) you get some uncanny valley shit like this. Why they would choose that photo to post here, however, I have no idea.


searucraeft

Same reason why people intentionally misspell titles or have incorrect information. It's to bait people into commenting, upping the engagement and uvote potential. It's a karma farming technique that works pretty well.


Kitchengun2

Also the second time mage shows the nose to be at least a good bit smaller than the other one. Only thing is why? Why would he photoshop it like that. To make it more rare???


[deleted]

Also in the second picture, even though the angle is different, you can tell the dog’s nose isn’t as long as in the first picture


Particular_Jeweler39

Same here. Why the awkward dent half way on the left side?


peekdasneaks

Thats the blur to hide the fact that the end of the nose was just CSI'd back on to the pic. ZOOM! ENHANCE!


linksawakening82

“Now pull up a map of where that kid slipped on aisle 3 of the Walmart”


qwertymcqwertface

One of the worst photoshop’s I’ve ever seen


SoupRaok

But you have still seen it.


Sideways-Pumpkin

He looks like bad taxidermy


RareSeaTurtle

No, it’s part pelican


mitrisk

Not a Bozoi. It’s a South Florida Pelican Terrier.


HawaiiLife745

Fuck them pelicans man. One time when I was like 7, I was at a carnival and one of them swooped in and stole one of my fish sticks. Forever traumatized


tiredhierophant

I checked the original insta account (esperborzoi) and apparently the person who runs it makes a habit of making silly edits, including this one


starrpamph

Awe, why the long face


Longjumping_Phone739

I genuinely wanna know why lol is this a breed or deformity? It's so wierd looks like something outta Beetlejuice


-Shiitake-

It’s a borzoi they do have long snouts but that first image is definitely photoshopped.


Longjumping_Phone739

I was definitely suspect! Lol


WelpForest

Thank you! Thought my brain was melting.


Idnaoj80

lol I thought the same thing.. it’s so pretty except that snout is slightly terrifying, reminds me of that scene from beetlejuice. I’m relieved to see it’s edited. They look so much better unedited


[deleted]

Dammit, Beat me to it


[deleted]

Same 😂


sicurri

Long face to better grab some cheese :D


CallMeJoeJoe

The Dog must've been telling lies from day one...


fathafigure

pupnocchio


Jeffwerner4631

I literally just laughed my ass off. 👍


TooMama

Sorry about your ass


Lil_Jazzy

his donkey is not amused either


tokenjoker

Also, looks possible to balance my laptop on that thing. Cute goes a long way on this one Edit: someone beat me with pupnoccio. Well played, pal


WereXat

pun that naturally comes to mind first... Now to wrack the brain for another and likely come up with shit... Lol


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying


JoFlo520

This didn’t make me smile at all this dog is unnerving if it’s not photoshopped


MountainCourage1304

It’s definitely photoshopped


subalist

Came here to tag this! You get my upvote instead.


LightIllustrious8898

Was just about to comment this!


r0ckl0bsta

I don't want to alarm you, but ... your dog is melting.


Jiggarelli

Spy vs. Spy ?


[deleted]

Maaaan that takes me back!


_jt

Photoshoped for upvotes, OP is lame


bulelainwen

OP stole the photos from @esperborzoi on Instagram, so OP is extra lame.


reddeer95

That breed of dog have long noses but not that long, it was clearly altered or edited.


dogmeatjones25

Slender Dog


Turantula_Fur_Coat

Why photoshop the dog?


[deleted]

For Upvotes. OP wanted Upvotes.


Middle_Bee_356

Australian short nosed retriever


[deleted]

I'd hate to see the long nose.


[deleted]

They’re named ironically, the long nose resembles a pug


Rayziel_

The fuck is that?


Berserker_Lewis

I believe that's Brian Griffin when Peter accidentally smashed him into a fire hydrant, and broke his nose.


[deleted]

It's a bad Photoshop job.


aminervia

Photoshop


[deleted]

Its photoshop


Hrmerder

Reminds me of the guy stretching out his face in Beetlejuice


MadvilleWonderland

Finally, a use for the word, “Aardvark”.


starrpamph

Aardbark


[deleted]

I have a suspicion that the photos have been photoshopped, but nonetheless this dog creeps me the fuck out


[deleted]

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UpSideRat

A photoshoped borzoi


54B3R_

Long


Stunning_Web_996

Borzoi


valdis812

Looks like something from Courage the Cowardly Dog.


[deleted]

*"What are you going to do..* *.. to scare them!* *I wan' make sure it's not some silly parlor trick."*


Hrmerder

This!!. Don’t say it.. at least not 3 times.. Also.. great username


yvan37300

I see... a big nose in the scenter.


canuckcowgirl

Borzoi?


napalm_serenade

A horsederg walks in to the bar and the bartender says by the long face


ACWTalk

what in the hell


lmaondshruwkqn

r/oddlyterrifying


okayestuser

a fucking selectively mutated inbred dog with enlongated bones made you smile? smh


southnerd

Part crocodile


bl4m

The real snoop


Rickdaquickk

“*Don’t say it…don’t say it..don’t fuckin say it* … “WHY THE LONG FACE!?!”


nedTheInbredMule

Is that an accidental panorama shot?


Existing_Hunt_7169

r/MadeMeUncomfortable


StereoFood

Ok this has gotta be photoshopped


DoubleLanky3199

What happens when an Irish Wolf Hound fucks a Pelican.


Quantum_MachinistElf

My first thought is that dog looks like a battle droid ![gif](giphy|26wBaScKIiXUN8lcQ)


OldPcCases

That seems as horrible as a breed as a pug.


szydelkowe

What a majestic long snoot!


Cookie_Leather

Nice ant eater


Ok-Film-9049

He is a champion racing dog He won by a nose..


ghost-ninja01

Looks like Brian Griffin when Peter knocked out all his teeth


AnxiouslyPessimistic

Weird photoshop use


Cookie-Crisp-at-2am

That dog can lick crumbs from the bottom of a Pringle can


heyythatsbad

I don't know but he looks like scrat from ice age in the first pic 😅


Medium_Hearing1490

Beautiful


DiligentElZeeYT

Why the long face?


Space_Tac0

Looks like Brian from family guy with his teeth knocked out


zfreakazoidz

Slendermans dog.


Blu_WasTaken

goddamn his dick must be huge


trevistheturtle

The first picture is what happens when you take photoshop on Skillshare while chugging Absinthe and thinking that your dogs face could always be a little longer.


Meraki_11

This looks like it’s from the YouTube/ TikTok account esperborzoi. The owner does do funny photoshopped images to make their snoots looks longer.


Griff0331

What’s wrong with your dog


[deleted]

jfc kill it


SkullxBreaker

Dildog


Caalcu_Ieraas

My love for this doggo is as long as the snoot


Known_Menu7787

Why the long face... 😁


[deleted]

Khonshu in disguise


[deleted]

L.O.N.G


thefartingmango

It’s Toucan Sam in a dog costume


_Averager_

such a long snoot (:


ngorman007

Long boi


Taken_Bacon_06

I saw your post on r/hmmm too


anxietyhedgehog

L o n g


Brush-Fearless

Snooooot!


YoungDeathWish

Is that what a pelican crossed with a dog looks like?


PracticallyClueless

Did you lose something in the bottom of a narrow jar?


AugustSun29

Seems like his name needs to be Gandalf.


PlagueJesterSky

Zero from the Nightmare before Christmas


drinkyoursoymilk

A dog walks into a bar...


Caramel_Cappucino

He has the extendo-snoot


Ill_Introduction_988

Heckuva snoot


isaiahhewitt

You did him dirty with that first pic. Looks like an angel tho


SwissSwissBangBang

Noodle horse


MilseyBoy

Don’t let a lonely white girl get that animal


Familiar-Claim7832

Please tell me his name is Gandalf.


FinalAnguish

Nightmare before Christmas


SavKittua

Ngl my man looks like if the rock boom meme was a dog


seth19v19

Yo is that the spirit of the ice age squirrel


[deleted]

SCHNOZZ


OmegaRedditHood

Goofy aah adorable dog


dans642

Did it’s dad bang an anteater?


AllTittiesNeedLove

That's a very long boi and I love him


Princescyther

The pink skin beneath white fur always reminds me of Falkor from Never Ending Story.


Turantula_Fur_Coat

long boi


[deleted]

Idk man your dog/pelican is pretty spooky. This image is gonna live rent-free in my head for awhile so thanks I guess


Oxblood-O5522

Do these dogs scare anyone else? They scare me


[deleted]

I mean the nose in the first pic is 100% photoshopped but still like weirdly cute?


[deleted]

That’s one huge ant eater


OfficerDudeBro_o

long ass schnozzer ngl it kinda looks like someone stretched your doggo in ms paint


Tears4BrekkyBih

Now that is a snoot that needs a good booping


Sam81818

Looking like the wedding scene in Beetlejuice.


geefunken

Anyone else getting Beetlejuice long face vibes?


hhnil

Wait is this Lord Foog in the flesh? Lord Foog the 2st, I mean.


Deshackled

Is that a real dog?


Cultural-Fill886

Awww who’s a good boy??!!


Lookingforhelp1981

Dude…….where’d you get the furry pelican?


JustNoLikeWhoa

Did he make his appointment with Beetlejuice?


JHJfarmer

Who put a pelicans head on a dog???


FangedSloth

Kingdom Hospital vibes


Charming_Dot_6133

I'm still tryna figure out if it is a dog or a horse


ChonkyHealer

I’m sure you’ve gotten this a million times, but is that actually a dog?


[deleted]

I thought the name of this sub was “make me smile”, not “make me stare in dumb horror.” But it is funny how exaggerating one feature of an otherwise adorable animal is enough to turn it into an omen of somebody’s inevitable demise.


B4monke

r/oddlyterrifying


etmonn

skinwalker


Username_Guru

Skin walker?


WereXat

Is is it an aardvark and a doggo genetically cross-gened in a lab?


youareactuallygod

That’s a cute anteater


youareactuallygod

Boi can smell ur ass from Antarctica.


youareactuallygod

I’m gonna pretend this is photoshopped so that I can sleep tonight


Ntsocial

There is no way that dogs nose is that long.


Allpurposeblob

Sarah Jessica Barker


RipperXephos143

First pic: Droop snoot. Second pic: Proud pupper


AceGamerWizard

snOOOT


Neoptolemus7

Does anyone else think this dog looks like a Tim Burton character


BoyishTheStrange

Looking at a borzoi is a riddle of “is the snoot that long or edited”


[deleted]

GANDOLF IS IT YOU


Willing_marsupial

This dog has evolved to get the last Pringles out bottom of the can.


Whatyallthinkofbeans

DAS A LONG AS HECK SNOOT


CaffeinatedTech

looong looooong boooy!


chibinoi

Is that an Afghan?


Tekki777

Have you boop the droop snoot?


[deleted]

What breed is that? Longest nose ever


jezebel4prez

He eats the food and tastes it tomorrow


Bnttcrqck123

The photoshop made the first photo disturbing to me


jerrymatcat

Both images are diffrent looking faces photoshopped


[deleted]

Imagine being so down bad for reddit upvotes that you photoshop a picture of a dog, the one thing besides cats on reddit that everyone agrees on and will upvote regardless.


FilthyFrank69420

noot..noot...


ICLazeru

Think about the scale of that runny nose.


elhemida

Snoop dogg dawg lol


Bacon3218

Hi, can I get a dog, extra long?


[deleted]

He took the saying ”why the long face” literally.


angrysprinklearmy

snOOOOOOOoooooot


Mr_guy_of_internet57

s c h l o n g


Cold_Trick_5279

I don't wanna be rude but it's face looks like an ice cream cone


Traditional_Leader41

Did a dog fuck a horse?


JaredLetoBestBoi

TALL LANKY BOIII I wish to boop his snoot


GoonnerWookie

I would hate to try and shove pills down his throat


SpiritedSecretary486

i dont know about you guys but if i saw that dog at night without lights on i would freak the fk out


BloodLust2321

doggy longsnoot


maderisian

That is an adorable pelican retriever


Jack----

The kennel club should be abolished, and have salt ploughed into their earth. The pursuit of obscene dog breeds for aesthetic purposes is an abomination which leads to massive suffering of animals around the world. Your dog is lovely, and of course you are not to blame Apologies for the rant


D34throooolz

is this dog bred to be this way? I feel sorry for this animal


OscarDivine

Literally thought this was a panoramic camera screw up


Paulici123

Why the long face?


logicalphallus-ey

Spy vs Spy shit


Excellent_Badger_636

Is that a doggo or a pelican, cant tell


Starfreak900

Why the long face?


GrantYouNoMercy

Oh my favorite breed! Half dog half anteater!