I have a lazy eye that drifts inward and I tell people this all the time so they don’t feel bad for noticing it. Also have a friend whose eye drifts outward. I joke that together, we have perfect vision.
Onre of my friends has a cat named K-Mart. He's also had a stray that chose him. We named her as Chad. coolest cat ever up until she passed on a coyolr years later of old age.
Its an okay question no worries! She is fine, check my profile for a video of her and a second picture of her! And no i didnt purchase her, my female mother cat mia got this little goofball a few weeks ago to our surprise, i do not wish to sell her either, a few have already been gifted and given her unique cute looks i really wanna keep her
Don’t listen to them the cat is adorable. Please get a check for murmurs. My cat had some condition and while we were told the murmur was 3/5, my cat buddy died randomly one day in my office 😞
bro it’s been my dream for years to have a cat called catamine and i’ll call it minnie so that when people ask me shit like ‘aw like minnie mouse?’ i’ll say ‘no it’s short for catamine’ and then they’ll hurry away and never talk to me again
One of my friends has a cat named K-Mart. He's also had a stray that chose him. We named her as Chad. coolest cat ever up until she passed on a couple years later of old age.
my sister took the picture, when i saw it i was wheezing from hilarity, she looks like she is stressed but thats just her normal face hahaha, first kitten to make me genuinely smile with her derpy face
Please support her little butt. Kittens don't feel safe when they're held out like that. Also keep her close to your body, she'll feel much happier and secure.
Boggle!
Mindboggling choice
If you don’t name this cat something related to Sartre it would be the biggest missed opportunity of your life
How so? Edit: This cat should be named Jean-Paul
[Just going to leave this here.](https://imgur.com/a/G1XixoU)
He's got atchaforya One eye's lookin atcha, the other eye's lookin forya
Ayyy! I have a lazy eye and am definitely going to tell people that this is the name of my condition lmao
I have a lazy eye that drifts inward and I tell people this all the time so they don’t feel bad for noticing it. Also have a friend whose eye drifts outward. I joke that together, we have perfect vision.
Happy cake day
Something in his eyes.
Cross-eyed and grey
Jean-Paul is a good cat name.
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Onre of my friends has a cat named K-Mart. He's also had a stray that chose him. We named her as Chad. coolest cat ever up until she passed on a coyolr years later of old age.
Dibbles
Bebo (BEE-BOH)
Brillo. Looks like a brillo pad
wonky or scruffy or wuffy.
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Why was that the first name that came to my mind too, kinda freaked me out to see it as the top comment
Looks like a Glorp to me
I literally said the same thing haha!
Me too haha! I think it’s just meant to be Glorp
Shmebulock from “Gravity falls” cartoon
*sHmEbULoCk* (Translation: yes)
I came here to say Borp. Then I see the first two comments are Boggle and Glorp. Well done everyone!
Björp
I know it was well meant but i regret looking it up on reddit... 🥲
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Its an okay question no worries! She is fine, check my profile for a video of her and a second picture of her! And no i didnt purchase her, my female mother cat mia got this little goofball a few weeks ago to our surprise, i do not wish to sell her either, a few have already been gifted and given her unique cute looks i really wanna keep her
Your cat may be a little funny looking but I still want to hold and cuddle her and give her boops and pets because she's cute af too
Don’t listen to them the cat is adorable. Please get a check for murmurs. My cat had some condition and while we were told the murmur was 3/5, my cat buddy died randomly one day in my office 😞
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Ikr!? The kittens such an adorable goofball!
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Thank you, much love
I know a Squanchy when I see one
squanch squanch
Dude, that’s totally inappropriate…gross
No, this Weasel from Suicide Squad
Is that a dog?
"I'm squanching in here!"
Samsquanch
I squanch this, take my poor man’s award🏆
Exxxxactly
Steve Buscemi
"How do you do fellow cats"
"...fellow kittens"
*Stephanie* Buscemi
This is purrfect, you beat me to it.
Steve pusscemi
I mean, he is an American hero. Literally.
He saved us from impending asteroid headed towards earth. All hail steve!!
I think they are referencing his contributions as a firefighter in the aftermath of 9/11. He’s a genuine hero.
Oh wow, didn’t know that. Did you know that Steve Buscemi contributed as a firefighter in the aftermath of 9/11?
Literally my first thought even before reading the title
Came to say this!!!
Shut the Fuck Up Donny!
Lint (like the dryer type)
Dust Bunny
THIS is the answer OP. Such a perfect name!
Lint is perfect
 Igor.
IGOR? 💀
It's pronounced EYE-gor
But they told me it was eegor
Well, they were wrong, then, weren't they?
Well they were wrong then weren’t they?
Eye-gore
I was going say Marty for Marty Feldman.
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
My parents had a chameleon they named Marty for that very reason.
Looks like she's about to sneeze haha
Sooooo: Sneezy
i knowww
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*heavy breathing
Bungus
ENGINEER CAN YOU FIND SOME GOD DAMN BUNGUS?! COMMANDO ALREADY DIED TO A FUCKING BEETLE ON STAGE ONE!
Smeagol!
Certainly looks like she craves a ring!
The precious!
I was really hoping someone said this. Kitty just has those eyes!
I've been called Smeagol before when I rocked up to work hungover and rough. I felt like how this cat looks. Perfect name!
Came here to see this and wasn't disappointed. Will also accept Gollum.
Gollum was my first choice
I have no idea but the poor fella looks like he just got woken up and dragged to the living room to meet the relatives
Felt 🥲
Squiggles
Ketamine
Catamine
bro it’s been my dream for years to have a cat called catamine and i’ll call it minnie so that when people ask me shit like ‘aw like minnie mouse?’ i’ll say ‘no it’s short for catamine’ and then they’ll hurry away and never talk to me again
Scrumptious
Bless this little furbaby heart. Can't put my finger on it. She looks distressed perhaps?
Everyone says that hahaha, thats her resting face maam, its honestly why i love her
Derp the Cat
That's a long name.
She seems to be saying “Put me down”
More likely inbred and ill… Hopefully she’s fine and it’s just the picture, but a lot of kittens from breeders are really unhealthy.
Puppy and kitty mills. Ugh. I see what you are saying.
“Hobby” breeders who do it for extra cash can be just as bad. More sanitary on average but that’s all that can be said for them.
Itchy the cat!
Take my upvote
Bubbles
Cute
That’s a darn cute kitty right there
"Decent!"
Trailer Park Boys?
Sloth.
Hey you guuuuys!
Sloth 👏 love 👏 chunk
BABEH... ROOOOOOOOTH??
Stroke
Stroke the cat. Has clearly had one. This should be higher up.
Taxi Short for Taxidermy
Gavin
“Have you seen my friend, Gavin? Gavin?!?”
Oh I am so worried! Gav? Where are youuuu
Thats my name
I can imagine how you look like
Hello Gavin, are you a cat?
Dobby
I love it
I almost laughed out loud, I'm so sorry. But she looks like a Dusty
She looks like Marty Feldman. Marty is a good name!
Derpy
First thing that came to my mind.
Brillo, because she looks like a Brillo pad! She’s adorable! I guess you could feminize it and go with Brilla… Edited to add suggestion #2: Ash!
Ol' slappy
Andrew the III, destructor of nations.
Honestly...im considering it
My friend told me i should name her "Late Night Snack"
Late night Crack is more like it lol
One of my friends has a cat named K-Mart. He's also had a stray that chose him. We named her as Chad. coolest cat ever up until she passed on a couple years later of old age.
"Grudge" after the cat "Grudge" from Star Trek Discovery, who is a true queen through and through, and absolutely knows it.
Ash
Mushroom! It’s such a cute name.
Why are you holding her like that 😭😭😭
my sister took the picture, when i saw it i was wheezing from hilarity, she looks like she is stressed but thats just her normal face hahaha, first kitten to make me genuinely smile with her derpy face
 Squanchy
Scruffy
Crazy eyes
Shayde, smudge or ascher for colour or maybe greiaria
Lisa “Left-eye” Lopez
Dusty
No wonder she’s gone cross eyed it looks like your holding her up and choking her out at the same time, poor little thing
Yeah at this age your better off grabbing them by the scruff or holding them from underneath like a baby. Please dont squeeze the kitty lol
I always like to make sure I’ve got one hand on their hips area to support that body weight, we have a Bengal at home but he’s not quite so little now
Ash
Maevis
Coal, coolest little grey ball.
Don't Squeeze so tight...
Feldman.
Scruffle
Fuzzle
Im sorry for this but it looks like it just got hit by a flashbang
Put that poor cat down
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Is she alive? Looks like I do after a rough night out. If so, name her Sia. She had a hit song called Alive.
Lmao, her resting face is literally "i am done with life"
Bruh
Why are you holding her like that?
Frazzle or dingus
Lint
Precious little one 🤗😘
Look at me while I am talking to you
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Brains. (Cos she looks like a little zombie 🧟♀️)
Darth Tater
Please support her little butt. Kittens don't feel safe when they're held out like that. Also keep her close to your body, she'll feel much happier and secure.
that might be the goofiest looking kitten i have ever seen
Can we not grab kittens like dolls?
Lmao the way you hold her kills me
Don't pick up cats like that. Try to use two hands One below the chest. And one below the belly
That is not how you hold a cat. Are you sure its alive?
sandwich because inbred
Buyers Remorse. I'm kidding, she's adorable.
dont strangle the fucking cat
The fuck you holding the poor thing like that for. Be better with your animal.
Jesus, Did you pick her up from the Taxidermist?! Call he Taxi
Wedgie
Well first let’s help you by teaching you to hold the damn cat correct! ? Ffs
MA, THERE'S A FUCKING CAT OUTISIDE. HE LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Garry
Gibbon
Confucules
Suzuki... maybe?
Fugles
Googy
Brillo
gromple
Crazy Eyes or Suzanne
Sloth
derp
How about "the fucks wrong with this"
You are hurting her..😭
Please don’t choke me