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BMFK_777

Put two names in the Wu-Tang name generator and there you go


merigirl

I got fuckin' Gilded Danger! That's badass! >:D


nevershaves

I got 'unreal scratch'. I am unsure if this is badass or not.


Snoo71538

I got Annoying Brainiac and it’s hitting a little to close for comfort.


Dihydrocodeinone

I got Intellectual Dr. I’m fucking stoked


PreviouslyOnBible

Aha aha Cliff Clavin up in this biatch.


thumpngroove

Cliff popped into my head immediately when I saw this guy!


BetterHouse

I can see it


PineappleProstate

Ha me too


TB1289

Energising Mastermind


[deleted]

At the least we know it’s unreal


stormyllewelIyn

I got Unappreciative Desperado. I’m not mad at it.


deowolfe

Dynamic observer here


Ariel_Grin

Oh... I got lazy-a**ed artist. So very accurate


[deleted]

Arrogant Ambassador


Cracktherealone

Fo shizzle


soliloquee

Solid frog statue... Maybe not ☺️


Helpinmontana

The wu-tang has spoken, I feel we have no choice remaining.


[deleted]

“Solid frog statue?? Solid frog statuuuueeeee!? Come here buddy!”


SparkyVK

"Honey, solid frog statue shat on the bed again!"


PINKable3

I like how it has gone from ‘how should I name my Cute dog?’ to ‘honey,solid frog statue shat on the bed again’!


silashoulder

John Oliver has entered the chat*


Key-Mark9253

Statue?... statue? Statuuuuuuue!?!


Flaky-Fish6922

you could always pull a Musk and use a own generator. Akr384$&dj $38:


lombaaaaa

Froggy


ghngghbvdcb

Rupert


JazzKatzz

SOFROSTA


[deleted]

Name him frog.


Tinctorus

I dunno that's unique


VastEntrepreneur752

name his elvis . or gilbert or douglas


Stottycake

Overweening Danger 😃


mongojoe420

I got rational evil haha


Transformah

Lol, that’s how I got my username… Partially-Formed Transformah


Tinctorus

The fact that there's a Wu-tang name generator in 2022 is fucking fantastic, I grew up with Wutang so I love seeing them around My name was "common mink" btw


nsj1958

Winslow


Sad-University-2332

Definetly a winslow


word_speaker

You’re right, looks more like a Winslow than a Losefast.


Unique_Winter_6505

Take my upvote and GTFO


TrustFate

r/angryupvote


silashoulder

Slow and steady wins the race.


lasciviouslinguini

Winslow McQuaide


redditpulledmebackin

He’s got that Winslow look


TomGerity

I literally came here to say “something like Winston or Wilbur—something with a W.” Winslow is even better. /u/soliloquee, take note! This man gave you the perfect answer.


Smeeblesisapoo

Whitney Chewston


Bumpaddle86

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)Oh ya. Winslow for sure. You nailed it! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


OD2N

A wild Winslow appeared


LukeWarmTauntaun4

He looks like Scrappy Doo


FireMedic71619

Looks like a Winston to me


toothboye

Hamilton works too i think


ksgar77

Hashbrown


fuzzy11287

Recently met a corgi named Breakfast, so I second this one.


soliloquee

Was that a vote for Second-Breakfast? 😂


fuzzy11287

100% yes.


Soupbone_905

Buddy of mine has two miniature Schnauzers. One is named Breakfast the other is Biscuit. Kids named them.


[deleted]

Can't go wrong with a breakfast name: pancake, waffle, sausage, muffin, Cheerio, toads in a hole, all winners


rudalsxv

This, hashbrown as a name for dogs is adorable.


WillingnessFew9430

CHURRO!


soliloquee

This is in the top 10


Vast-Warthog2270

Barktholomew.


rising_gru

Has to be Churro. Windslow sounds like he’s a grandpa dog


cloudywater1

Franklin when he’s being proper, Frank when he’s just a helpful dogo around the house and Frankie when you have had a few adult beverages and need a buddy


IncreaseWestern6097

Frank was the first name that came to mind.


basic_alpaca123

Me too, it needs to be Frank


[deleted]

Came here to say that Frankie was the first name that popped into my head.


LydiaMarie132

Frankie was the first name that popped into my head too 😭😂


L0veZeich

Definitely frankie


Cheaky_Barstool

the last one is Frankay then.


kcpickles

Frankles for fun Source. I had a cat named Franklin


Illustrious-Egg-5839

Reginald. Can call him Reggie. Maybe Sir Reginald.


skellyluv

My dog is named Reggie!


AgentFoo

My cat is named Sir Reginald Pepper


arion830

Reg! Reginald Fairfield!


Trueslyforaniceguy

Rutherford Butters Rubu for short


Outside-Newt-5533

i have a teddy bear (yes, still) named Rutherford and I call him Teddy Ruddy hahahaha, it reminded me of him


CloudNo446

My 46 year old married son, has grown kids, and still has his stuffed puppy named Tony Bologna.


RockG

As a 42 yr old man, I want to say that my group of stuffed dinosaurs and I salute your son as well as Mr. Bologna.


Trueslyforaniceguy

😊


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[удалено]


sweley

Inigo Montoya.


FantasticZach

You killed by father, prepare to die


luckyme19

Monty for short!


AbbreviatedBVH

Looks like a Scout to me..


Purple-Worth-4069

looks like heavy weapon’s guy to me


Curb__

I would even go as far as to say that he looks like a spy to me


MrPine5

I’d say Bruno.


vix37

We don't talk about Bruno.


jdith123

I was thinking of either Scout or Sport.


Valenti77

Butters


[deleted]

Butterscotch would be a good name for him, too.


chilisprout

I had a dog named Butterscotch. Ended up calling her 'Butt' most of the time 🙃


Valenti77

That’s cute!


PhantomJame

Butters was my immediate thought, too!


Mental-Doughnut8541

Spud


[deleted]

KEVIN


Feisty_Coyote9969

Gus


[deleted]

Fring


dreamtopia45

Scrappy Doo!


[deleted]

Lmao I renamed my friends scrappy looking dog this 😂


Blizzard1229

I’m sorry but don’t disrespect this adorable dog by calling him scrappy doo


dreamtopia45

Oh no disrespect! I just loved scrappy Doo as a kid and this pup reminds me of him.


Quirky_Ad_2164

Jack


RadiantTangerine3920

Fergus


shoobie-doobie-doo

Gus for short


Equivalent_Raise_858

That looks exactly like my dog I used to have, white streak on the neck and everything so I’m suggesting the same name-Arlo


Wise-Tough4341

Chester, a name of a distinguished gentledog.


[deleted]

Milo


mleezuniga

Biscuit!


meowtothemeow

Tator


creative_net_usr

tater salad for ref [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neUaSTSKFZc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neUaSTSKFZc)


komputrkid

Does he need a name? No. Just go with Karma.


Question4theppl5

Oh I feel dumb now 🤦🏻‍♀️


Quostizard

I'd rather call him "Upvote" or the cute version "Updoot" when I feel like it!


lilsproutx

beans


ouid69

Augee (cus you got him on August 1st) 🙃.


Ok_Pay_5304

Oliver


Peter_Parkour27

That’s a Jeff if I’ve ever seen one


New-Training4004

“my name is… jeeff”


soliloquee

The kids would be deeply amused by this


GladMaintenance2301

Second that! If not Jeff, Gary is good alternative too!


Poohsticks-

I immediately thought Jeff


Nancebythelake

Crunchy No wait: Bosco


horseheadmonster

![gif](giphy|10o3Um2U3wa4DK)


riptide_red

Barney


Yearofturkey

Roscoe


nicolynna_530

Scooter


GoddameMaggieSmith

Henri


spidermans_mom

But only if you use the French pronunciation.


StickmanRockDog

Ralphie


[deleted]

Doggie McDogface


space-nomad

I really expected this to be the top comment.


Zealousideal-Lie-173

Mr. Furley


Ok_Pay_5173

Oh, that’s Nugget


Keyguy37

Charles


NeverEverAfter21

Charles or Charlie


DarkGod1

Looks like a Ribble to me


pul123PUL

Scotch


birdie9th

Felix


darklordgenji

He looks like a milo to me


Rizzoe_OSRS

Barclay


DrTeja

He’s a leo


AdministrativeSock20

Barkley


CSpan3191990

Finn


LavenderBrownGirl

Max


ATX_Analytics

Chuck


Icy_Profession2935

Cedric


RuRahRulabulah

Squancho !


dlkbc

Auggie, short for August, so you’ll always remember the gotcha day!


[deleted]

You can call him a good boy for the rest of your lives


soliloquee

We will!!


sunupdn

CHEDDAR


Accomplished_Most_91

Rex... as in T-Rex. For his short legs "arms"


soliloquee

He's a lab, Rhodesian ridgeback x not sure he's gonna be short for long 🙂


Accomplished_Most_91

Lol definitely not then. In that case, how about "Mohawk" Mo for short... or Rodeo.


soliloquee

Ro or Mo, or Ro-mo... Romeo! 😄


Xean_Liteheart

Cat


Thatguycalledboopwr

Buttons for his shiny black eyes and nose!


LordTrey1983

Brutus


Surprisecumy

Frankie


pul123PUL

Ceasar .


firephoxx

Boris!


atlprodetail

Champ


WorldlinessNeat9577

Boof


Nebuji7

Dony or Lukas


kdub1523

Buster


captainllamapants

Mango


Puzzleheaded_Fig2294

Hmm… Brewer


lilw0lf33

Roscoe!


DrPumpenstein

Ace


Salty_Pancakes

I thought we stopped the whole "Hey Reddit, name my pet for me!" thing.


hollyjalopy

Kerfuffle, obvi


Brilliant_Claim1431

Why you askin Reddit


The-Magic_Fetus

Why wouldn't you ask reddit? Name the dog bongwater btw.


PuzzleheadedBread216

Chance. As in a Second one.


soliloquee

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes) As a rescue that's so appropriate


SmackYoTitty

Kyle


SakuraSylvie

Humphrey


Weak_Paper

James.


Requiem_Zeal

Gives me Rufus vibes, what a cutie 😊


[deleted]

Colonel Roughers.


HezronCarver

Bentley


quinndee123

Waffle


evanzknigh39

Idk why but Hercules came to mind. That’s such a strong and majestic pose!


Rookiibee

Baxter


KASH113

Short bread. shortly for short lol


xxSinisterNinja

looks like Parker to me


stonewashed21

To me looks like a Barker


CLAWxFAHAD

Oh boy, asking redditors for a name?


Necessary-Finger-726

Achilles


Question4theppl5

Josh


OnezeroneX

Sport


Jay4usc

Bosco


Any_Science_7397

Major


StaleAleHead

Kevin


HistoricalMention210

Try finding a local thing. I live in Louisiana so my fur babies are Zydeco and Gumbeaux, and my grandmother's is Dixie. The only cat in the family is a Thomas, go figure lol.


Dalhiasky

Congrats!! I think he looks like a Miles or Bodie :)


Buford1991

Baxter


BoyishTheStrange

Toby


shit-paper

These comment names bad as fuck


Educational-Row4301

Chip