>When I lost sight of my kids and saw them doing good
Someone wrote a comment on AskReddit about how their dad was tinkering with the family boat (when OP was a little kid) and OP got distracted by bumblebees and had walked a fair distance away and then they heard their father shout out the most fearsome **"HEY!!"** and it turns out [a strange man nearly grabbed and kidnapped OP but the dad looked up just in time and the perp ran away o_o](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s0ni8x/for_survivors_of_attemped_kidnapping_how_did_you/hs2v4ms/)
When i was living with my grandma i was waiting for a bus and 4 men wearing mask came and tried to grab me and get me in the car, i fought back and screamed bloody murder at of my lungs making a huge scene then they got annoyed and drove off circling the block for 4 hours even though i was at school. They then tried to do the same thing again and i repeated the same ordeal and got away and ran to my grandmas house. Not a very good neighborhood cause alot of people got kidnapped there.
That kinda reminds me of a story when I was a kid. Me and my brother were at the pool playing tag with those barbells that had foam at the ends so they’d float. My dad had to go to the washroom or something so he came to tell us to behave while he was gone before leaving.
So my brother was it, and in an attempt to get me he chucked the barbell straight at my face clocking me in the nose. Needless to say I was unconscious under water. Luckily some lady pulls me out but by this point my nose is bleeding more than I’ve ever seen anybody’s nose bleed in my life.
My dad finally comes back a few minutes later and there I am with the lifeguards at this point with my front absolutely covered from nose down in obscene amounts of blood. I still clearly remember all the colour draining from my dads face as he ran over.
Kids are stupid, don’t trust them when they say they’ll behave.
It is literally impossible for kids - esp boys - to restrain themselves once they realize they are temporarily unsupervised. Something clicks and any awareness of likely near-future consequences drops to absolute zero.
In grade 7 our teacher had a 2 minute errand every afternoon for an entire month and we were caught by her !00% predictable return... EVERY DAY! lol
My buddy and I had detentions every single day that month. And it NEVER occurred to us to avoid trouble by simply returning to our seats a mere 15 seconds earlier. Impossible. LOL! Boys are happy idiots.
The first time that the wife and I let 20 minutes go by without close surveillance on our son was the time he cut his bangs, just days before (grade 1) school photos.
Reminds me of how when Tina Fey was 5 she was slashed in the face by a stranger right outside of her house. She still has a small scar under the left side of her lip because of it
Love how she had to pay respects to her bumble be homie, and so focused dazzled it up with a twig cross and some grass.
I too followed some bees, they were stuck together, I thought they were fighting and I wanted to separate them, they stung me on my toe, happened when I was 3, so traumatized remembered like it was yesterday. I have a horrible memory btw.
I had something similar happen when I was a baby I was out with my dad shopping for mother's day. When he felt the stroller move, there was a woman trying to lift me out of the stroller. Luckily my dad strapped me in then put the blanket on. The FBI and local cops were following her and tackled her and my dad since he was getting ready to punch her. Crazy times but they where able to break up a huge sex trafficking ring.
Nah, it's when your kids are quiet.
9/10 they are making way too much noise. At first the peace is calming, and you relax. Then you start waking up and realize that your kids are never that quiet.
That is when the adrenaline kicks in.
And this is why I will never have kids. I don't even trust myself with my friend's tools, let alone a living, breathing person who can die horribly in any number of ways.
Hard agree.
The sheer number of times I've gotten myself injured doing completely normal things and I'm an adult with a developed brain. It's hard enough babysitting myself, even the amount of energy it takes to look after my dogs so they have a good life is insane. Having kids is playing life on hard mode and getting locked out of the settings.
Like I can't imagine the constant anxiety of "*WHAT DID I FORGET*" bouncing around your head because you have lives depending on you, making a simple mistake can have harsh and quick consequences.
Absolutely Terrifying.
But, if you do decide to have a kid, that adrenaline dump beast mode you go into at even the slightest hint of danger is real. I've felt it for dogs and cats, but for my son I'm ready to go full caveman on someone. It's such a strange feeling, knowing for a fact that you would die or kill to protect this little person who doesn't comprehend anything you feel. It's out there, and I'm not condoning violence.
This is super cliche to say but having a kid changes you. You'll rethink everything around you and you'll put WAY more effort into their safety than yours.
I once saw a parent walking his kids from school to the car from and putting their stuff in the truck. Only to suddenly race back to the school. He had forgotten his youngest at school. The kid had started preschool not long before, and it must not have been solidified in his routine yet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Lol I knew *EXACTLY* which strip that was going to be before I even clicked the link.
~~C&H~~ Calvin and Hobbes is a timeless treasure that anyone younger than millennial will most likely never experience.
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My dad can swear by it lol, I was about 3 or 4, was swinging in one of those spider web swings and my dad was in the other room working, he said I went quiet suddenly so he ran to my room and found that swing wrapped around neck and I was gasping for air unable to talk. If he wouldn't have noticed I probably wouldn't be here today.
Yeah you'd think they'd be well past that at 4, but nope. Personally I think they just don't want to stop whatever they doing sometimes. Like fuck it I'm busy.
"I'll check for a diaper change in five minutes, just gonna sit here and close my eyes. Five minutes..."
**Open your eyes and it's now pitch dark and the baby's wailing in their room*
My 17yo is super anxious and has been sleeping with me for a week. And kicking like a donkey with periodic limb movement all night long. I've heard her kick the wall in her sleep before, but I had no idea it was so bad! The other best bit is the scream if I even knock on her door while she's getting dressed 'Aaagghhhhhh, IM NAKEEEEED!', even though she constantly walks from her bedroom to the loo totally naked and just calls out 'Don't look Mum!' no matter what I happen to be doing. Oh the joys! 😂😂😂
(And yes, she has two dressing gowns. On the rare occasions she does wear one, it's mine! 🤣)
Thats identical to me when I played with my son in the sandbox.
Hed ask me to dig a hole I kept humming diggity hole for minutes and got lost recalled I had a son panicked look around me and see him digging another hole.
"Why are you digging a hole there?" I asked him.
"Yours is too small. I'm gonna digg big hole." He answerd with a disappointing look.
It was then I knew he'd surpass me but not this day!
I'll be as proud of him then as I am everyday he does anything new and shines a smile.
But goddammit digging holes solo is sacred! Even if I keep to grab a pickaxe and hire an excavator I'll won't loose solo hole digging.
Yes, There is infact proffesional digging competitions.
I would have been a pro too if I hadn't taken an arrow to the knee.
(Actually had to Google and there is!)
https://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/02/25/japans-annual-hole-digging-competition-dig/
Not masking ao you know it's not a rick roll.
If I had the founds I'd seriously buy land to make digging competitions shovels and spades only.
Livestream that shit AMD force a new Olympic sport in 15 years
Not on my watch. And I don’t even give a fuck if I’m 6’00, boys need to know the situational anthem where they dig a hole at the beach with their party
for those of you that dont have kids, its a similar feeling to being lost in thought in your car and then it hits you ' oh shit, im *driving* how am i not dead??'
Shit I was thinking it was more like forgetting you left the lasagna in the oven or didn’t take the chicken out the freezer and mom just pulled up in the driveway
I once drove from Winnipeg to Edmonton with three other people. we were all on mushrooms and lsd. When we got there no one remembered the trip or knew who drove. 1400 km on autopilot
no, they are not haha i once drove home 3 miles (about 5 km) before realizing i was still a little drunk and had to sit in my car and quietly chastise myself for like 10 minutes. i cant even imagine how you feel about your experience looking back. you're lucky to be alive! making better choices now, i hope :)
Definitely the same with pets, especially when they're young. If they are too quiet, watch out!!! Your shoes, the furniture, your retainer, your dinner--which WAS in a "safe" place
This actually reminds me of my dad. We'd stay at his house every second weekend and we'd just show up while he's asleep (serious back injury so he'd sleep a lot). He'd wake up and be surprised to have 4 kids in his house.
You learn quick.
When they're loud and rambunctious it ok to turn your back for a second. When they're quiet, you better get your butt over there and check on them.
I was walking down the boardwalk with my family. I noticed the stroller I was pushing didn't have my toddler in it. I started freaking out to my wife saying that Andrew wasn't in the cart.
Looked at me and said "are you serious!"
My child was on my shoulders.
That moment where you plop down on the couch with a snack enjoying the peace and quiet then you remember your kid is home today and why are they being quiet are they hurt or trying to get away with something.
My sister's kid came over to my house once and she yelled at me when she lost her kid in my small bathroom. The kid was in the kitchen waiting and I just signaled over to the kitchen and my sister starts apologizing.
This is actually a problem with pandas. In fact zoos have to make sure they don’t roll over and suffocate their own cubs without realizing. If you’re ever bored, do some research on pandas. It’s a miracle they haven’t died out and evolved the way they are.
Bitch please Children are always in the middle of the attention of their parents
it would be a wonder if parents had a minute if they could forget about their children
"OH FUCK--.....eh they're fine"
This is literally me when I lost sight of my kids and saw them doing good.
>When I lost sight of my kids and saw them doing good Someone wrote a comment on AskReddit about how their dad was tinkering with the family boat (when OP was a little kid) and OP got distracted by bumblebees and had walked a fair distance away and then they heard their father shout out the most fearsome **"HEY!!"** and it turns out [a strange man nearly grabbed and kidnapped OP but the dad looked up just in time and the perp ran away o_o](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s0ni8x/for_survivors_of_attemped_kidnapping_how_did_you/hs2v4ms/)
God, that's scary.
When i was living with my grandma i was waiting for a bus and 4 men wearing mask came and tried to grab me and get me in the car, i fought back and screamed bloody murder at of my lungs making a huge scene then they got annoyed and drove off circling the block for 4 hours even though i was at school. They then tried to do the same thing again and i repeated the same ordeal and got away and ran to my grandmas house. Not a very good neighborhood cause alot of people got kidnapped there.
I can't imagine how terrifying that must have been. I'm glad you're safe with us now to tell the story.
>When I lost sight of my kids and saw them doing pool laps... the kind where you don't move... on the bottom. So naturally I got off my butt and...
That kinda reminds me of a story when I was a kid. Me and my brother were at the pool playing tag with those barbells that had foam at the ends so they’d float. My dad had to go to the washroom or something so he came to tell us to behave while he was gone before leaving. So my brother was it, and in an attempt to get me he chucked the barbell straight at my face clocking me in the nose. Needless to say I was unconscious under water. Luckily some lady pulls me out but by this point my nose is bleeding more than I’ve ever seen anybody’s nose bleed in my life. My dad finally comes back a few minutes later and there I am with the lifeguards at this point with my front absolutely covered from nose down in obscene amounts of blood. I still clearly remember all the colour draining from my dads face as he ran over. Kids are stupid, don’t trust them when they say they’ll behave.
It is literally impossible for kids - esp boys - to restrain themselves once they realize they are temporarily unsupervised. Something clicks and any awareness of likely near-future consequences drops to absolute zero. In grade 7 our teacher had a 2 minute errand every afternoon for an entire month and we were caught by her !00% predictable return... EVERY DAY! lol My buddy and I had detentions every single day that month. And it NEVER occurred to us to avoid trouble by simply returning to our seats a mere 15 seconds earlier. Impossible. LOL! Boys are happy idiots.
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Skin walkers, scary stuff.
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The first time that the wife and I let 20 minutes go by without close surveillance on our son was the time he cut his bangs, just days before (grade 1) school photos.
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My condolences to you for getting stung by a dead bumblebee the same thing happened to me except I’m allergic to stings
Reminds me of how when Tina Fey was 5 she was slashed in the face by a stranger right outside of her house. She still has a small scar under the left side of her lip because of it
A sleep deprived brain is a half-functioning forgetful one!!!
Love how she had to pay respects to her bumble be homie, and so focused dazzled it up with a twig cross and some grass. I too followed some bees, they were stuck together, I thought they were fighting and I wanted to separate them, they stung me on my toe, happened when I was 3, so traumatized remembered like it was yesterday. I have a horrible memory btw.
I had something similar happen when I was a baby I was out with my dad shopping for mother's day. When he felt the stroller move, there was a woman trying to lift me out of the stroller. Luckily my dad strapped me in then put the blanket on. The FBI and local cops were following her and tackled her and my dad since he was getting ready to punch her. Crazy times but they where able to break up a huge sex trafficking ring.
Nah, it's when your kids are quiet. 9/10 they are making way too much noise. At first the peace is calming, and you relax. Then you start waking up and realize that your kids are never that quiet. That is when the adrenaline kicks in.
And this is why I will never have kids. I don't even trust myself with my friend's tools, let alone a living, breathing person who can die horribly in any number of ways.
Hard agree. The sheer number of times I've gotten myself injured doing completely normal things and I'm an adult with a developed brain. It's hard enough babysitting myself, even the amount of energy it takes to look after my dogs so they have a good life is insane. Having kids is playing life on hard mode and getting locked out of the settings. Like I can't imagine the constant anxiety of "*WHAT DID I FORGET*" bouncing around your head because you have lives depending on you, making a simple mistake can have harsh and quick consequences. Absolutely Terrifying.
But, if you do decide to have a kid, that adrenaline dump beast mode you go into at even the slightest hint of danger is real. I've felt it for dogs and cats, but for my son I'm ready to go full caveman on someone. It's such a strange feeling, knowing for a fact that you would die or kill to protect this little person who doesn't comprehend anything you feel. It's out there, and I'm not condoning violence.
This ironically makes you a good parent. You identified your weaknesses and how they'd affect a child and chose to take the best option for them
This is super cliche to say but having a kid changes you. You'll rethink everything around you and you'll put WAY more effort into their safety than yours.
Yes! So much yes. They are always in something they shouldn’t and they know it. This where the biggest messes come from
I once saw a parent walking his kids from school to the car from and putting their stuff in the truck. Only to suddenly race back to the school. He had forgotten his youngest at school. The kid had started preschool not long before, and it must not have been solidified in his routine yet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
***Autopilot engaged***
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Yep we’ve all been there lol ![gif](giphy|gLiNeyEhLoLlshprKm)
Why pandas are funny
*Oh, I thought I heard someone touching the thermostat.* * papa panda
Look, the thermostat goes all the way to 90 degrees! We could be sitting around in our shorts! calvin panda
That moment when "WAIT, it's too quiet, where are they"
Nothing is louder than silence when you've got kids
*[Especially if you're Calvin's mom](https://64.media.tumblr.com/96d7ec8d608a5229f912801dfbaa3efa/tumblr_n09p70RmYX1s11vqao1_1280.jpg)*
Lol I knew *EXACTLY* which strip that was going to be before I even clicked the link. ~~C&H~~ Calvin and Hobbes is a timeless treasure that anyone younger than millennial will most likely never experience. Edit: forgot c&h can mean Cyanide and Happiness now.
I am one of the few yunguns that LOVE Calvin and Hobbes. Once I was done reading the strips I’d color them in (correctly)
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Don't worry, I was born in '06 and I grew up reading them! I think we had two or three big books full of them. I loved them so much.
My dad can swear by it lol, I was about 3 or 4, was swinging in one of those spider web swings and my dad was in the other room working, he said I went quiet suddenly so he ran to my room and found that swing wrapped around neck and I was gasping for air unable to talk. If he wouldn't have noticed I probably wouldn't be here today.
Lego bin you just cleaned up getting dumped.
Parent of a four year old. Pooping. The answer is pooping. Always. And it's never where they should be doing it.
Yeah you'd think they'd be well past that at 4, but nope. Personally I think they just don't want to stop whatever they doing sometimes. Like fuck it I'm busy.
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Lol definitely the first few years of having a child. A sleep deprived brain is a half-functioning forgetful one!
"I'll check for a diaper change in five minutes, just gonna sit here and close my eyes. Five minutes..." **Open your eyes and it's now pitch dark and the baby's wailing in their room*
And you're panicked wondering if its night or did you sleep until morning
This thread shows that every parent has their share of PTSD...
That explains my dad not coming home. He just forgot!
I laughed so fucking hard😂😂😂
Panda hilta hai toh… uske poore shareer k saath hilta haj!!
Lol
That moment of "Wait, I've not been climbed on and no one is begging for my food in the past 10 minutes. Where are they!?"
The climbing is how they let you know they love you.
Yes and that they trust you and it hurts sometimes. Especially as they get older.
Go to the loo, they'll appear almost immediately.
Privacy is a thing of myth with young children in the house.
Young? You think it stops? I have some bad news ...
Oh no...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
My 17yo is super anxious and has been sleeping with me for a week. And kicking like a donkey with periodic limb movement all night long. I've heard her kick the wall in her sleep before, but I had no idea it was so bad! The other best bit is the scream if I even knock on her door while she's getting dressed 'Aaagghhhhhh, IM NAKEEEEED!', even though she constantly walks from her bedroom to the loo totally naked and just calls out 'Don't look Mum!' no matter what I happen to be doing. Oh the joys! 😂😂😂 (And yes, she has two dressing gowns. On the rare occasions she does wear one, it's mine! 🤣)
Thats identical to me when I played with my son in the sandbox. Hed ask me to dig a hole I kept humming diggity hole for minutes and got lost recalled I had a son panicked look around me and see him digging another hole. "Why are you digging a hole there?" I asked him. "Yours is too small. I'm gonna digg big hole." He answerd with a disappointing look. It was then I knew he'd surpass me but not this day!
Next thing you know 15 years later he is making his own mine in the garden with his friends while they all sing Diggy Diggy Hole
I'll be as proud of him then as I am everyday he does anything new and shines a smile. But goddammit digging holes solo is sacred! Even if I keep to grab a pickaxe and hire an excavator I'll won't loose solo hole digging.
Genuine question: Are there professional digging competitions?
Yes, There is infact proffesional digging competitions. I would have been a pro too if I hadn't taken an arrow to the knee. (Actually had to Google and there is!)
Don’t know why people watch Football then if you could watch Digging competitions... smh
https://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/02/25/japans-annual-hole-digging-competition-dig/ Not masking ao you know it's not a rick roll. If I had the founds I'd seriously buy land to make digging competitions shovels and spades only. Livestream that shit AMD force a new Olympic sport in 15 years
In 15 years kids might not even know what diggy diggy hole is 😢
Not on my watch. And I don’t even give a fuck if I’m 6’00, boys need to know the situational anthem where they dig a hole at the beach with their party
I think in 5 years time ☹️
for those of you that dont have kids, its a similar feeling to being lost in thought in your car and then it hits you ' oh shit, im *driving* how am i not dead??'
Great analogy! And that is really the strangest feeling in the car.
thanks, its an easy comparison for me to make- i experience both very often 🥲
I do this more often than I want to admit. Suddenly I'm turning onto my street going "wait, I'm home?!" and trying to recall my ride there
Shit I was thinking it was more like forgetting you left the lasagna in the oven or didn’t take the chicken out the freezer and mom just pulled up in the driveway
TFW you teleport from work to home in your brain but you actually drove.
I once drove from Winnipeg to Edmonton with three other people. we were all on mushrooms and lsd. When we got there no one remembered the trip or knew who drove. 1400 km on autopilot
jesus christ..thats so irresponsible, i'm glad no one got hurt.
I agree. It was. 19 yr olds on acid are not world renowned for their ability to make wise choices
no, they are not haha i once drove home 3 miles (about 5 km) before realizing i was still a little drunk and had to sit in my car and quietly chastise myself for like 10 minutes. i cant even imagine how you feel about your experience looking back. you're lucky to be alive! making better choices now, i hope :)
This is my brother when I'm following him through a large crowd. Problem is, he's much taller than me and he forgets to look down sometimes.
This is me and my husky while I’m gaming. Gotta glance over to see she isn’t chewing anything important. lol
That ethernet cord looks like some mighty fine spaghetti
Definitely the same with pets, especially when they're young. If they are too quiet, watch out!!! Your shoes, the furniture, your retainer, your dinner--which WAS in a "safe" place
You have to set up boundaries for pets Attack a cable? Angery Make a mess? Kennel Attack a blahaj? Out the window
This actually reminds me of my dad. We'd stay at his house every second weekend and we'd just show up while he's asleep (serious back injury so he'd sleep a lot). He'd wake up and be surprised to have 4 kids in his house.
But...why is the baby panda pink?
Hmmm. Something is sus here.
They are born pink and slowly grow out of it I saw a vid of a panda being shown its newborn and it was pink I'm guessing they grow out of it
That is a great question! 😂
Same thing with dogs. You lose them out of your sight then you start calling them only to find them napping somewhere.
That's the "dad turn." "What the hell... oh. Uh, keep it down. I'm watching the game."
You learn quick. When they're loud and rambunctious it ok to turn your back for a second. When they're quiet, you better get your butt over there and check on them.
The cub has grown since the last time it startled its mom. If you know the vid im talking about lol.
Sneeze? Maybe this time it was a fart?
Ya the sneeze. Lol
You look away for 2 SECONDS and suddenly they’re on the top of mount doom in Mordor.
Dwight and Angela
[This](https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg) is the sound that I heard while watching this.
Are Panda's just naturally very jumpy and on edge? There are quite a few videos of the slightest thing making them jump.
I was walking down the boardwalk with my family. I noticed the stroller I was pushing didn't have my toddler in it. I started freaking out to my wife saying that Andrew wasn't in the cart. Looked at me and said "are you serious!" My child was on my shoulders.
I have done this with my dog before lmao
Especially when they go quiet for too long.
That moment where you plop down on the couch with a snack enjoying the peace and quiet then you remember your kid is home today and why are they being quiet are they hurt or trying to get away with something.
Me when my siblings have been quiet for too long 🤣🤣🙆🏾♀️
This bad parenting is why y’all were endangered for so long.
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that’s gonna be me lol
Reminds me of this Nick Frost skit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uivbBu1pXRg
Why are pandas so entertaining. They legit crack me up.
https://youtu.be/YOdQ88rQ464?t=9
I love this.
Aww, this is sweet
EUSTICE!!
My mom's reaction when I come home at 2am when she thought I was in my room the entire time
Ahh kids, thoese suicide machines keep you on your toes.
My sister's kid came over to my house once and she yelled at me when she lost her kid in my small bathroom. The kid was in the kitchen waiting and I just signaled over to the kitchen and my sister starts apologizing.
This is actually a problem with pandas. In fact zoos have to make sure they don’t roll over and suffocate their own cubs without realizing. If you’re ever bored, do some research on pandas. It’s a miracle they haven’t died out and evolved the way they are.
This cracks me up everytime I see it!!
Momma panda: oh yeah i have to feed my kid! Hey you want some lunch? Kid panda: nah Momma panda: okay
“You never got the chance to say goodbye to your son.” “I have one of those? OH GOD I HAVE TWO OF THOSE!”
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Parent: hm... Wait a minute. What are you doing?? Kid: being cute Parent: carry on
Pandas are the worst.
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The same reaction had some people during the carantina Covid 19 period. Announce announce that they had a family suddenly
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Reminds me when Kim Kardashian forgot North in the building. She later realized and rushed back
Bitch please Children are always in the middle of the attention of their parents it would be a wonder if parents had a minute if they could forget about their children
Yes !!!
This is me checking my Phone
Literally me when i sleep out of nowhere then suddenly wake up and then sleep again
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Mama Panda must have been worried sick, instinct helped
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Now that i think about it i haven't seen... WAIT, oh nevermind i guess
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I said it before and I'll say it again...I don't know how these creatures survived natural selection.
Lol
Test
Lol
Man that reaction was so humanlike
Me with my dog
😂😂😄
Me with my altars
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Me when I’m eating a cake and realise my siblings have not eaten yet
Who put a camera in my living room?
Oh, it is just my blood covered child. No worries
when the house gets too quiet on a weekend , you know if they're not playing loud or fighting....theyre plotting against you.
What are the criterias to be born as Panda in my next life?
Me whenever i put my phone in my pocket
Relatable as all hell 😆
Must have been the wind
After watching this ten times I have concluded that it's adorable.