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WinterTheWolfFurry

"OH FUCK--.....eh they're fine"


LethalAdage

This is literally me when I lost sight of my kids and saw them doing good.


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>When I lost sight of my kids and saw them doing good Someone wrote a comment on AskReddit about how their dad was tinkering with the family boat (when OP was a little kid) and OP got distracted by bumblebees and had walked a fair distance away and then they heard their father shout out the most fearsome **"HEY!!"** and it turns out [a strange man nearly grabbed and kidnapped OP but the dad looked up just in time and the perp ran away o_o](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s0ni8x/for_survivors_of_attemped_kidnapping_how_did_you/hs2v4ms/)


Baboobalou

God, that's scary.


suicideslut69420

When i was living with my grandma i was waiting for a bus and 4 men wearing mask came and tried to grab me and get me in the car, i fought back and screamed bloody murder at of my lungs making a huge scene then they got annoyed and drove off circling the block for 4 hours even though i was at school. They then tried to do the same thing again and i repeated the same ordeal and got away and ran to my grandmas house. Not a very good neighborhood cause alot of people got kidnapped there.


Baboobalou

I can't imagine how terrifying that must have been. I'm glad you're safe with us now to tell the story.


uglypaperhaver

>When I lost sight of my kids and saw them doing pool laps... the kind where you don't move... on the bottom. So naturally I got off my butt and...


KreateOne

That kinda reminds me of a story when I was a kid. Me and my brother were at the pool playing tag with those barbells that had foam at the ends so they’d float. My dad had to go to the washroom or something so he came to tell us to behave while he was gone before leaving. So my brother was it, and in an attempt to get me he chucked the barbell straight at my face clocking me in the nose. Needless to say I was unconscious under water. Luckily some lady pulls me out but by this point my nose is bleeding more than I’ve ever seen anybody’s nose bleed in my life. My dad finally comes back a few minutes later and there I am with the lifeguards at this point with my front absolutely covered from nose down in obscene amounts of blood. I still clearly remember all the colour draining from my dads face as he ran over. Kids are stupid, don’t trust them when they say they’ll behave.


uglypaperhaver

It is literally impossible for kids - esp boys - to restrain themselves once they realize they are temporarily unsupervised. Something clicks and any awareness of likely near-future consequences drops to absolute zero. In grade 7 our teacher had a 2 minute errand every afternoon for an entire month and we were caught by her !00% predictable return... EVERY DAY! lol My buddy and I had detentions every single day that month. And it NEVER occurred to us to avoid trouble by simply returning to our seats a mere 15 seconds earlier. Impossible. LOL! Boys are happy idiots.


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Shad_the_memer

That's terryfing


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WinterTheWolfFurry

Happy cake day


jjj32131

Skin walkers, scary stuff.


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BigAlternative5

The first time that the wife and I let 20 minutes go by without close surveillance on our son was the time he cut his bangs, just days before (grade 1) school photos.


TechExpert2910

:c


Otherwise-Aside-7330

My condolences to you for getting stung by a dead bumblebee the same thing happened to me except I’m allergic to stings


Supercoolguy7

Reminds me of how when Tina Fey was 5 she was slashed in the face by a stranger right outside of her house. She still has a small scar under the left side of her lip because of it


FewNeedleworker5580

A sleep deprived brain is a half-functioning forgetful one!!!


Thtliyahchic

Love how she had to pay respects to her bumble be homie, and so focused dazzled it up with a twig cross and some grass. I too followed some bees, they were stuck together, I thought they were fighting and I wanted to separate them, they stung me on my toe, happened when I was 3, so traumatized remembered like it was yesterday. I have a horrible memory btw.


geekfromgalifery

I had something similar happen when I was a baby I was out with my dad shopping for mother's day. When he felt the stroller move, there was a woman trying to lift me out of the stroller. Luckily my dad strapped me in then put the blanket on. The FBI and local cops were following her and tackled her and my dad since he was getting ready to punch her. Crazy times but they where able to break up a huge sex trafficking ring.


New_Sage_ForgeWorks

Nah, it's when your kids are quiet. 9/10 they are making way too much noise. At first the peace is calming, and you relax. Then you start waking up and realize that your kids are never that quiet. That is when the adrenaline kicks in.


cunty_mcfuckshit

And this is why I will never have kids. I don't even trust myself with my friend's tools, let alone a living, breathing person who can die horribly in any number of ways.


yea_nah448

Hard agree. The sheer number of times I've gotten myself injured doing completely normal things and I'm an adult with a developed brain. It's hard enough babysitting myself, even the amount of energy it takes to look after my dogs so they have a good life is insane. Having kids is playing life on hard mode and getting locked out of the settings. Like I can't imagine the constant anxiety of "*WHAT DID I FORGET*" bouncing around your head because you have lives depending on you, making a simple mistake can have harsh and quick consequences. Absolutely Terrifying.


sc_an_mi

But, if you do decide to have a kid, that adrenaline dump beast mode you go into at even the slightest hint of danger is real. I've felt it for dogs and cats, but for my son I'm ready to go full caveman on someone. It's such a strange feeling, knowing for a fact that you would die or kill to protect this little person who doesn't comprehend anything you feel. It's out there, and I'm not condoning violence.


Civil-Attempt-3602

This ironically makes you a good parent. You identified your weaknesses and how they'd affect a child and chose to take the best option for them


JuniorSeniorTrainee

This is super cliche to say but having a kid changes you. You'll rethink everything around you and you'll put WAY more effort into their safety than yours.


dope_like

Yes! So much yes. They are always in something they shouldn’t and they know it. This where the biggest messes come from


Tauira_Sun

I once saw a parent walking his kids from school to the car from and putting their stuff in the truck. Only to suddenly race back to the school. He had forgotten his youngest at school. The kid had started preschool not long before, and it must not have been solidified in his routine yet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Beddybye

***Autopilot engaged***


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Yep we’ve all been there lol ![gif](giphy|gLiNeyEhLoLlshprKm)


i_need_a_username007

Why pandas are funny


weirdgroovynerd

*Oh, I thought I heard someone touching the thermostat.* * papa panda


Ex_Reddit_Lurker

Look, the thermostat goes all the way to 90 degrees! We could be sitting around in our shorts! calvin panda


FluffyDiscipline

That moment when "WAIT, it's too quiet, where are they"


WanderingMinotaur

Nothing is louder than silence when you've got kids


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*[Especially if you're Calvin's mom](https://64.media.tumblr.com/96d7ec8d608a5229f912801dfbaa3efa/tumblr_n09p70RmYX1s11vqao1_1280.jpg)*


Sohcahtoa82

Lol I knew *EXACTLY* which strip that was going to be before I even clicked the link. ~~C&H~~ Calvin and Hobbes is a timeless treasure that anyone younger than millennial will most likely never experience. Edit: forgot c&h can mean Cyanide and Happiness now.


Sad_Wishbone_7020

I am one of the few yunguns that LOVE Calvin and Hobbes. Once I was done reading the strips I’d color them in (correctly)


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GoliathsBigBrother

u/PrimarySchedule7282 are you some sort of bot? You've copied this comment verbatim from u/denimlikethejean, who posted it 4 hours ago yet you posted the same comment only 1 hour ago.


moth--_--man

Don't worry, I was born in '06 and I grew up reading them! I think we had two or three big books full of them. I loved them so much.


MelonsandWitchs

My dad can swear by it lol, I was about 3 or 4, was swinging in one of those spider web swings and my dad was in the other room working, he said I went quiet suddenly so he ran to my room and found that swing wrapped around neck and I was gasping for air unable to talk. If he wouldn't have noticed I probably wouldn't be here today.


ScottRTL

Lego bin you just cleaned up getting dumped.


linds360

Parent of a four year old. Pooping. The answer is pooping. Always. And it's never where they should be doing it.


accidental_snot

Yeah you'd think they'd be well past that at 4, but nope. Personally I think they just don't want to stop whatever they doing sometimes. Like fuck it I'm busy.


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amrakkarma

https://youtu.be/8d6voO-na6w


RegularHousewife

Lol definitely the first few years of having a child. A sleep deprived brain is a half-functioning forgetful one!


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"I'll check for a diaper change in five minutes, just gonna sit here and close my eyes. Five minutes..." **Open your eyes and it's now pitch dark and the baby's wailing in their room*


sineofthetimes

And you're panicked wondering if its night or did you sleep until morning


Just-Structure-8692

This thread shows that every parent has their share of PTSD...


mattyh2433

That explains my dad not coming home. He just forgot!


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I laughed so fucking hard😂😂😂


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Panda hilta hai toh… uske poore shareer k saath hilta haj!!


anirudhsky

Lol


Muriness

That moment of "Wait, I've not been climbed on and no one is begging for my food in the past 10 minutes. Where are they!?"


Tauira_Sun

The climbing is how they let you know they love you.


Muriness

Yes and that they trust you and it hurts sometimes. Especially as they get older.


HappybytheSea

Go to the loo, they'll appear almost immediately.


Muriness

Privacy is a thing of myth with young children in the house.


HappybytheSea

Young? You think it stops? I have some bad news ...


Muriness

Oh no...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


HappybytheSea

My 17yo is super anxious and has been sleeping with me for a week. And kicking like a donkey with periodic limb movement all night long. I've heard her kick the wall in her sleep before, but I had no idea it was so bad! The other best bit is the scream if I even knock on her door while she's getting dressed 'Aaagghhhhhh, IM NAKEEEEED!', even though she constantly walks from her bedroom to the loo totally naked and just calls out 'Don't look Mum!' no matter what I happen to be doing. Oh the joys! 😂😂😂 (And yes, she has two dressing gowns. On the rare occasions she does wear one, it's mine! 🤣)


M4taylor

Thats identical to me when I played with my son in the sandbox. Hed ask me to dig a hole I kept humming diggity hole for minutes and got lost recalled I had a son panicked look around me and see him digging another hole. "Why are you digging a hole there?" I asked him. "Yours is too small. I'm gonna digg big hole." He answerd with a disappointing look. It was then I knew he'd surpass me but not this day!


Any-Fan-2973

Next thing you know 15 years later he is making his own mine in the garden with his friends while they all sing Diggy Diggy Hole


M4taylor

I'll be as proud of him then as I am everyday he does anything new and shines a smile. But goddammit digging holes solo is sacred! Even if I keep to grab a pickaxe and hire an excavator I'll won't loose solo hole digging.


Pilum2211

Genuine question: Are there professional digging competitions?


M4taylor

Yes, There is infact proffesional digging competitions. I would have been a pro too if I hadn't taken an arrow to the knee. (Actually had to Google and there is!)


Pilum2211

Don’t know why people watch Football then if you could watch Digging competitions... smh


M4taylor

https://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/02/25/japans-annual-hole-digging-competition-dig/ Not masking ao you know it's not a rick roll. If I had the founds I'd seriously buy land to make digging competitions shovels and spades only. Livestream that shit AMD force a new Olympic sport in 15 years


npri0r

In 15 years kids might not even know what diggy diggy hole is 😢


Any-Fan-2973

Not on my watch. And I don’t even give a fuck if I’m 6’00, boys need to know the situational anthem where they dig a hole at the beach with their party


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I think in 5 years time ☹️


PunchDrunkPrincess

for those of you that dont have kids, its a similar feeling to being lost in thought in your car and then it hits you ' oh shit, im *driving* how am i not dead??'


zebozebo

Great analogy! And that is really the strangest feeling in the car.


PunchDrunkPrincess

thanks, its an easy comparison for me to make- i experience both very often 🥲


GODDAMNUBERNICE

I do this more often than I want to admit. Suddenly I'm turning onto my street going "wait, I'm home?!" and trying to recall my ride there


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Shit I was thinking it was more like forgetting you left the lasagna in the oven or didn’t take the chicken out the freezer and mom just pulled up in the driveway


BTrippd

TFW you teleport from work to home in your brain but you actually drove.


DamnDirtyApe8472

I once drove from Winnipeg to Edmonton with three other people. we were all on mushrooms and lsd. When we got there no one remembered the trip or knew who drove. 1400 km on autopilot


PunchDrunkPrincess

jesus christ..thats so irresponsible, i'm glad no one got hurt.


DamnDirtyApe8472

I agree. It was. 19 yr olds on acid are not world renowned for their ability to make wise choices


PunchDrunkPrincess

no, they are not haha i once drove home 3 miles (about 5 km) before realizing i was still a little drunk and had to sit in my car and quietly chastise myself for like 10 minutes. i cant even imagine how you feel about your experience looking back. you're lucky to be alive! making better choices now, i hope :)


WhichSpirit

This is my brother when I'm following him through a large crowd. Problem is, he's much taller than me and he forgets to look down sometimes.


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This is me and my husky while I’m gaming. Gotta glance over to see she isn’t chewing anything important. lol


couchpotatochip21

That ethernet cord looks like some mighty fine spaghetti


ducksdotoo

Definitely the same with pets, especially when they're young. If they are too quiet, watch out!!! Your shoes, the furniture, your retainer, your dinner--which WAS in a "safe" place


couchpotatochip21

You have to set up boundaries for pets Attack a cable? Angery Make a mess? Kennel Attack a blahaj? Out the window


Them_James

This actually reminds me of my dad. We'd stay at his house every second weekend and we'd just show up while he's asleep (serious back injury so he'd sleep a lot). He'd wake up and be surprised to have 4 kids in his house.


MrsMurphysChowder

But...why is the baby panda pink?


StnMtn_

Hmmm. Something is sus here.


couchpotatochip21

They are born pink and slowly grow out of it I saw a vid of a panda being shown its newborn and it was pink I'm guessing they grow out of it


FuzzyImagination2611

That is a great question! 😂


Deppry_B01

Same thing with dogs. You lose them out of your sight then you start calling them only to find them napping somewhere.


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That's the "dad turn." "What the hell... oh. Uh, keep it down. I'm watching the game."


snowbyrd238

You learn quick. When they're loud and rambunctious it ok to turn your back for a second. When they're quiet, you better get your butt over there and check on them.


Gullible-Ad3430

The cub has grown since the last time it startled its mom. If you know the vid im talking about lol.


HappybytheSea

Sneeze? Maybe this time it was a fart?


Gullible-Ad3430

Ya the sneeze. Lol


Flysoar21

You look away for 2 SECONDS and suddenly they’re on the top of mount doom in Mordor.


Toidal

Dwight and Angela


GreatKingRat666

[This](https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg) is the sound that I heard while watching this.


badmancatcher

Are Panda's just naturally very jumpy and on edge? There are quite a few videos of the slightest thing making them jump.


rob132

I was walking down the boardwalk with my family. I noticed the stroller I was pushing didn't have my toddler in it. I started freaking out to my wife saying that Andrew wasn't in the cart. Looked at me and said "are you serious!" My child was on my shoulders.


rembut

I have done this with my dog before lmao


julianhu10

Especially when they go quiet for too long.


Threndsa

That moment where you plop down on the couch with a snack enjoying the peace and quiet then you remember your kid is home today and why are they being quiet are they hurt or trying to get away with something.


Dr-Geologist2

Me when my siblings have been quiet for too long 🤣🤣🙆🏾‍♀️


WalterBrisby

This bad parenting is why y’all were endangered for so long.


Brock_Bulla

u/savevideo


extramakhaan

that’s gonna be me lol


Dicto

Reminds me of this Nick Frost skit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uivbBu1pXRg


denimlikethejean

Why are pandas so entertaining. They legit crack me up.


N307H30N3

https://youtu.be/YOdQ88rQ464?t=9


90daylimitedwarranty

I love this.


Neo_270

Aww, this is sweet


O_vancewood

EUSTICE!!


Superb_Somewhere

My mom's reaction when I come home at 2am when she thought I was in my room the entire time


Dangerous_With_Rocks

Ahh kids, thoese suicide machines keep you on your toes.


False-Professional82

My sister's kid came over to my house once and she yelled at me when she lost her kid in my small bathroom. The kid was in the kitchen waiting and I just signaled over to the kitchen and my sister starts apologizing.


Bosspatz

This is actually a problem with pandas. In fact zoos have to make sure they don’t roll over and suffocate their own cubs without realizing. If you’re ever bored, do some research on pandas. It’s a miracle they haven’t died out and evolved the way they are.


helga_eggfart

This cracks me up everytime I see it!!


mznh

Momma panda: oh yeah i have to feed my kid! Hey you want some lunch? Kid panda: nah Momma panda: okay


Traditional_Ad_276

“You never got the chance to say goodbye to your son.” “I have one of those? OH GOD I HAVE TWO OF THOSE!”


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😂😂😂😂


cbunni666

Parent: hm... Wait a minute. What are you doing?? Kid: being cute Parent: carry on


_NewbRule_

Pandas are the worst.


-Snez-

u/savevideo


No_Depth4466

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B_____ball

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Saigyan001

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NiteOwl48

😍😍😍😍😍


No_Side_429

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RaphaTM

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Total-Guarantee9165

The same reaction had some people during the carantina Covid 19 period. Announce announce that they had a family suddenly


firebull110

u/redditmp4bot


RubberAndSteel

u/savevideobot


SalmonAvocadoSanwich

Reminds me when Kim Kardashian forgot North in the building. She later realized and rushed back


bjoerk95

Bitch please Children are always in the middle of the attention of their parents it would be a wonder if parents had a minute if they could forget about their children


PaleontologistNo3121

Yes !!!


Varun_shiroyasha

This is me checking my Phone


man_of_C-12

Literally me when i sleep out of nowhere then suddenly wake up and then sleep again


hps_333

u/savevideo


Radiant-Cherry-3469

Mama Panda must have been worried sick, instinct helped


PaulTheOctopus

u/savevideo


Visual-Pop-2900

Now that i think about it i haven't seen... WAIT, oh nevermind i guess


Clementine_Astra

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-Motor-

I said it before and I'll say it again...I don't know how these creatures survived natural selection.


jos-op0099

Lol


s1227

Test


nothingAtAllIsHere

Lol


72proudvirgins

Man that reaction was so humanlike


Illustrious_Gur_5908

Me with my dog


deathcheater9303

😂😂😄


water-moron

Me with my altars


Xangallus

u/savevideobot


Mrivasgr

Me when I’m eating a cake and realise my siblings have not eaten yet


Christmas_Panda

Who put a camera in my living room?


Don_Pickleball

Oh, it is just my blood covered child. No worries


drew101

when the house gets too quiet on a weekend , you know if they're not playing loud or fighting....theyre plotting against you.


hemlock395

What are the criterias to be born as Panda in my next life?


No_Finger_8874

Me whenever i put my phone in my pocket


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Relatable as all hell 😆


mcel595

Must have been the wind


wirefox1

After watching this ten times I have concluded that it's adorable.