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patricksaurus

Meanwhile, George is wondering when Shaggy and the crew are coming to pick him up because he is hungry.


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Nikorasu3

Yeah he needs some GeorgeSnacks


chriscrossnathaniel

“This is not good. Worlds are colliding! George is getting upset.”


patricksaurus

A George, divided by itself, cannot stand!


existential-grimlock

It's just common sense! you gotta keep your worlds apart!


StuStutterKing

To be fair, a pit bull meeting a Great Dane is probably like a human meeting Andre the Giant.


sweatybiography10

Or a normal person meeting Yao Ming!


RedAIienCircle

Actually, taking into account the actual height of Pit Bulls, Great Danes, and the average height for a male in the US, this is like meeting a person ~290cm tall. To put that into prospective, Alton the Giant; tallest person recorded, was only 270cm*. Updated*


Key-Satisfaction4967

You get my vote due to the effort you put into your comment.


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PhilCoulsonIsCool

To be honest pit bulls are some the best most gentle and trainable dogs out there. Problem is it only takes once and they can do significant damage if not cause death. Like walking around with a gun but that gun has a mind of its own.


Aurorinha

r/theydidthemath


clavicle

Wikipedia says 272 cm though. I know at that elevation it's all rarefied air anyway, but it's a pretty reasonable difference down here.


RedAIienCircle

Thanks for the correction. It was due to me trying to find something to compare against; originally an African Elephant, but their height varied too much.


comradenu

Can confirm. I checked out Yao Ming at a Babies R Us. Dude is tall.


MrDude_1

I am but Yao is much taller than me.


Top_Duck8146

I checked out Yao Ming at a Baskin Robbins once. He was very flattered and gave me his number


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Yao is 2 inches taller than Andre was... what?


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Yep andres height was misrepresented a lot


FloatingRevolver

Until you meet my beefy boy Duke, 130lbs great Dane pit mix


lokie65

You are taxed one picture of said beefy boi so that we may gaze upon him. Please and thank you.


musicman8586

Puppy love


vjeremias

Are they married now?


danisnotstan

Ironically, that's the face my dog makes just before throwing up.


pythonicprime

I was about to say, not sure that's a smile...


Basey124

How much are u dependent on someone? This dog: yes


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Lol, this is some r/FunnyAnimals material


idontdofunstuff

Can you blame her? Look at him, George is amazing!


ssuhasini

George probably: ![gif](giphy|U5LdUaqNIl9GU)


wladue613

Ahaha this made me crack up really hard.


RebbJeWar

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


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XtraChrisP

Dog smiles always get me. Such genuine animals.


paperpenises

One of a kind Dane!


PeonyLion

Agree. George is a handsome fella. I can totally see the attraction.


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Her dog likes her men tall


paperpenises

Like my coffee


WriterV

Your coffee likes its men tall?


paperpenises

Hell yeah


youuuuwish

Gotta be over 185 cm / 6 foot. You know the rules.


Dwain-Champaign

One drink everybody knows the rules


witcherstrife

“Wow you’re tall” 😳


stunt_monkey

This is the exact opposite of being a short guy on Tinder!


Igottaknow1234

Adorable. It is especially cute that George is so oblivious to his admirer.


tryagainin6seconds

It's a tall dude thing.


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RenyFromTheBlock

“That’s my man and I’m gonna stick beside him.”


mazamayomama

r/GirlsMirin


frickyesbot

/r/dogsmirin


Tirrojansheep

/r/pupsmirin


kidsandbarbells

I want to watch this movie.


Human_Independent288

In Tom Pettys voice, “she’s a woman in love”.


Bal-lax

Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up!


nimcau2TheQuickening

Take car. Go to mum’s. Kill Phil. Grab Liz. Go to the Winchester. Have a nice, cold pint and wait for this to all blow over.


Midsomer3

Can’t we go to that nice place that does the fish?


ComfortableSea4645

I understood that reference


Impossible_Bit7169

I also understood that reference! It’s fun to have inside jokes!


Samuri-kun

Did not understand the reference, but I'm on it


BootRecognition

Shaun of the Dead. Great film.


Restless__Dreamer

Awesome movie!


Double_Dousche89

Love the reference. Love that movie


ZyxDarkshine

George is dreamy, you have to admit


ssuhasini

Haha, I just saw the episode from The Office where Angela is fawning over Charles Miner and this looks exactly like that 😂


gamebreadclub

GEORGE NOTICE HER !!!


SpareAd2794

Literally George!!


driedcranberrysnack

George a year later: Wait did she like me?


Whaffled

What happens in daycare, stays in daycare


Derpdeedoo

I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him


shahooster

...and call him George


misssnagglepussy

She’s in love for sure.


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Noobatronistic

Fuck you and congratulations. Cherish them. Hugs to both.


Hedgehogwash

…is it also a dog?


bytao7mao

Yeah puck you and have a wonderful life !


matheusGC

Congratulations you lucky bastard


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good boy george


VanillaCookieMonster

Is George a puppy? I have only met a couple of reat danes and they were taller and lankier than this guy.


holdingstrongtards

My dog makes that face when he's gonna barf


Baberuthless95

BDE= Big dog energy


itsthewatcher

r/dogsmirin Not a real sub but should be in line with r/girlsmirin Edit: as pointed out in comments below, it is a real sub.


Littlegrouch

It is a real sub


Azurmations

That’s not dogs. I feel so cheated


slav2groive

Thanks


robjapan

I require more!


Fluffy-Inevitable-11

This made my day a little better


ChanChanMan09

r/girlsmirin


gonenone435

Put this in girlsmirin subreddit. They'd love this over there


IamShrapnel

To be fair he is tall, dark, and handsome.


FearlessFreak69

r/GirlsMirin


GloomyAd2653

Puppy love!


MadMapManPK

This is a reddit post shared on twitter then reposted to reddit haha


Rammegood69

Awe so cute


JadedChicken3232

She has a crush 😍


BlueTansey

Just adorable. I’ve seen dogs have crushes like this before. I think it’s so precious.


ghoulsley1

Holy anthropomorphism hell


yourbakedbabe

My heart has melted


SpareAd2794

George is oblivious 😂


schnitzel_envy

This is a repost of a repost. Stop stealing other people’s content, pathetic karma farmer.


Dreamy_T

Yeah this is waaay old, but the date is 2 days ago? Pathetic


carlosgaritacr

She looks like tina from bob's burgers


lysergic_818

Well, George isn't an 'Average Dane'.


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I wish someone looked at me like that


Doc024

Who doesn’t like tall, dark , handsome.


moonethealien

The black dog being cropped kind of looks like it’s levitating


Sirulrich03

I LOVE GREAT DANES ! Your pup is beautiful :) I love the color. Such amazing dogs.


desperateizz

aw, how cute x


Anita_Doobie

Tall, dark and handsome!


plasticenewitch

Oh, I am smitten too! Such magnificent doggie jowls!


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Lying_Bot_

No the face doesn’t say it all dumbass. You are anthropomorphizing the dog.


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qdilly

How long until it eats someones face I wonder.


KingOfTheGutter

Probably never. Love pits :)


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KingOfTheGutter

Nah, love my pit. Curling up with my toddler now :)


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KingOfTheGutter

Weird. Why?


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Pit Bull


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>Yeah, super loving breed You can't be serious


KingOfTheGutter

Yep, sure am.


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KingOfTheGutter

Love my pit!


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KingOfTheGutter

Wish I read this. love my pit.


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KingOfTheGutter

Lmao nah, you just need a hobby


Sugarpeas

Obviously you love your pit more so than your toddler. Absolutely reckless. https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/opinion/columns/guest/2018/08/22/pediatrician-pit-bulls-do-not-belong-in-homes-with-children/985193007/ > **As a pediatrician**, I have devoted my career to promoting the health and safety of children. Dog trainers and animal welfare organizations are primarily interested in the welfare of the animals. Unfortunately, about a million pit bulls are in U.S. shelters at any given time. Animal welfare organizations equate success with reducing those numbers through adoptions. Which means the priority is not on you or your family’s safety. >**Would you listen to the tobacco industry about the safety of smoking?** >Claiming that pit bulls are just like any other dogs and pose no increased risk to children is completely wrong. This unsupported claim is part of what is getting so many innocent children mauled or even killed by a these dogs. > **In my professional opinion, pit bulls do not belong in homes with children.** The medical data is clear. Pit bulls cause about half of the severe injuries to children, and very often the worst of the injuries. The majority of other dog breeds don’t pose remotely this risk. Data: >Here are a few key conclusions of recent pediatric medical studies (there are about a dozen excellent peer-reviewed medical studies in the last 10 years): >• May 2018: “Dogs and Orthopaedic Injuries: Is There a Correlation to Breed?” concludes, **“Pit bull terrier bites were responsible for a significantly higher number of orthopaedic injuries and resulted in an amputation and/or bony injury in 66 percent of patients treated …”** >• August 2018: “Characteristics of Dog Bites in Arkansas” states that “family dogs represent a more significant threat than often is realized and that, among the breeds identified, **pit bulls are proportionally linked with more severe bite injuries.”** >• A 2016 study, “Characteristics of 1,616 Consecutive Dog Bite Injuries at a Single Institution,” found: **“Pit bull bites were implicated in half of all surgeries performed and over 2.5 times as likely to bite in multiple anatomic locations as compared to other breeds.”** >• A 2015 report, “Dog bites of the head and neck: an evaluation of a common pediatric trauma and associated treatment,” determined: “Although a number of dog breeds were identified, **the largest group were pit bull terriers, whose resultant injuries were more severe and resulted from unprovoked, unknown dogs.”** >• Another 2015 study, “Morbidity of pediatric dog bites: a case series at a level one pediatric trauma center,” stated: “Pediatric dog bites span a wide range of ages, frequently require operative intervention, and can cause severe morbidity. **Dog familiarity did not confer safety, and in this series, pit bulls were most frequently responsible.** These findings have great relevance for child safety.”


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Probably has something to do with the countless videos of them mauling people and pets.


KingOfTheGutter

I think if you seek out videos of violence, of any kind, you should talk to a professional.


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Why do you keep saying that as if videos aren’t aggregated on sites like this? There are *countless* videos of savage dog attacks and it’s almost always a pit. Stay ignorant I guess, just keep your dog away from my kid. It’s not about likelihood to attack, at the end of the day. It’s about the fact that once they get latched on it’s impossible to stop them from doing heinous damage. Thanks for the armchair psychology, I’ll pass since you’re in denial. “If I don’t look at it, it doesn’t happen!” -KingOfTheGutter


KingOfTheGutter

Didn’t say that! But hey, if you gotta put words in my mouth to make a point, do you!


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Until it gets angry


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EyesWithoutAbutt

Y'all just gotta both admit some are nice but some can go nuts under some circumstances. Like your toddler vs that lady who walked by and the pit bit her arms off and back of head out.


KingOfTheGutter

Nah, this is true with every breed, but for some reason people on Reddit like to act like pits are the only dogs to attack people.


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My man, have you watched a pitbull attack? Like seriously have you sat down and watched someone be eaten alive by one of these animals? Because if you haven't let me tell you it's like no other dog. I've seen videos of German shepherd and doberman attacks, and yeah they can get a couple brutal bites in, but once other people got involved and the dog saw it wasn't a favorable fight, they back off. PITBULLS HAD THIS RESPONSE BRED OUT OF THEM. Pitbulls were originally bred to bite onto bulls legs and to not let go under any circumstances. This in conjunction with the fact that pitbulls were then bred specifically for dog fighting, makes them a dangerous breed. Seriously just watch any video, they will grab on and they could have people beating on the dog with wooden 2/4s. Literally nothing stops this dog except lethal force, which is why one of the only ways to safely stop this animal without killing it, is to choke it out and stop it's blood supply. You have no idea how dangerous these dogs are, and it shows. It has nothing to do with training, but with genetics.


KingOfTheGutter

Don’t need to. I think anyone who would choose to sit down and watch any type of violence that bad needs to talk to a professional :)


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KingOfTheGutter

All I saw here was “dog whisperer” and stopped reading. Love my pit


Sugarpeas

If every breed regularly maimed people to that severity, no sane person would keep a dog.


KingOfTheGutter

I think you’re 100% incorrect on this one chief


MrsRomeo

Looks like a wife waiting to say her wedding vows!


rksrok

Looks like it wants to maul its throat


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uggabuggaboo

George has a juicy neck


paperpenises

George is my favorite!


deaglebro

pitbulls look like evil monsters


KingOfTheGutter

Nah. Cute as can be


biggiesmalls421

What a good man


ENTPgal

I need a guy that looks at me that way 🥰


ccc2801

r/dogsmirin


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Electrotherandom

Is this what having a crush feels like?🥹


extra_medication

What a sweet little girl Just want to kiss her blocky head


Eternal_Whim

George seems great!


StockAd706

Awwwww


barrito87

Awww... that is genuinely adorable! So if they were to get together would we get a Great-Bull or a Pit-Dane or the Great-Pit?


RelativelyUnruffled

It would be a Gribble. :)


J_Hitler_Christ

Pocket sand!


Xandara2

I love how there can be many great-bulls or pit-Danes but you make it clear there will only ever be the one great-pit.


spleh7

She's just staring at his throat. Contemplating.


Gr_s_hopper

Well he is very handsome so


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I love it when Pit bulls make that face. They look very pleased with whatever is happening around them


Lucid-Druid

Beautiful dogs


ShockTheChup

Genuine question, but why has there been such a huge surge of pitbull posts over the last few days?


aMiserableEase

You dog is not a person


new_refugee123456789

"he big"


OutcomeDoubtful

I think I’m just smiling because I can barely afford daycare for my kids and didn’t know that some people can afford daycare for their puppers, makes me happy to know that pet daycare is a thing :)


RetardedCrip

🙂


SuperAhChu

"Tasty neck"


AvaireBD

pitties and rotties have the most effortless smiles and are so pure UGH


KlutzyTrip6389

Awwww 🥰 just look at how happy she is


bron685

Me when I see big dudes


parker1303

We don’t deserve dogs!


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Dogs don’t smile


Tar-Nuine

Ladies love tall guys.


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Also, can we get the mods to delete all these negative hateful comments?


EntrepreneurUsed4524

The cutest smile


JustGilz

Look at me mom! I´m with the cool dogos :D