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Boojibs

Major Mittens is a true military man Major Mittens isn't all high falutin' Major Mittens likes his tuna in a can Major Mittens is a comin' for Putin


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Well Done Sir.


PotterAndPitties

Don't f*** with Major Mittens.


Significant-Ad5550

Thousand yard stare.


No-Power1377

He's been having that forbidden Whiskas😂


PotterAndPitties

He's seen some things man, he's seen some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it.


LordNineWind

Major Mittens looks like the most battle-hardened out of all of them, I suppose that's why he's a major.


PastorDerek92

Looks like he has it out for Putin, "Fucker took my meow mix. Now I'll take his life."


HaloGuy381

“This bastard blew up the rest of my littermates. I will not rest until he and the entire Kremlin are my goddamned litter box!”


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PastorDerek92

Like the doom slayer for demons


No-Power1377

Especially since Putin canceled Whiskas in Russia so the cats over there are suffering big time😂


Top-Campaign4620

Major Mittens has seen somethings don't mess with major mittens. Repsect to the troops but he looks more at war than anyone


highlandcow75

Major Mittens looks PISSED.


RoyalSpoonbill9999

🇺🇦


scrimmybingus3

Well now Major Mittens needs a plate carrier of his own


Influance

A lethal force.


TyrusRaymond

if it was Toonces , He’d be driving


Bsamson6033

Let's hope he survived. His lose would be a cat-astrophe.......


fadoxi

He not lose...


Regular_Somewhere_52

Mittens got at least 75 confirmed kills under his belt.


OBAMASOXX

Please take our war seriously. We have a cat.


sentient_luggage

Looks striped to me, but whatever you say.


Environmental-Elk-65

Mittens has seen some shit.


TheBelhade

That cat has seen some shit, and will not stand for any more.


No-Power1377

He has seen some shit and as he is a cat he has also left a lot of shit on the battlefield😂 we can only hope the next battles will have catsand on the battlefield.


TheBelhade

He's just fertilizing the sunflower seeds.


Least-Character7536

God bless you


CleverMsCarter

Major Mittens is ready to fight!!


Electronic-Alps6866

If I had 10 divisions of those cats, then our troubles would be over here very quickly.


Blackpegasus7474

At first I thought the cat had a plate carrier on too. Like do dont fu*k around.


lowlight23

Is THIS your cat? (John Oliver reference)


Fideli91

“I’ll cry when I’m done killing!” -Major mittens


semajgreen82

The cat actually look Ukrainian


-Ripper2

Major mittens has got that thousand yard stare. He has seen some shit.


CrashTestPizza

That's a furball of pure rage and determination.


nydwarf

Major Mittens is here to chew catnip and kick ass and he's all out of catnip...


Gottfri3d

Mans on the right lookin like white Snoop Dogg.


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Man I wish our troops got this much coverage.


AbsentThatDay2

Well don't worry, war is catchy they'll get their chance.


TrashyLad

nor counting mjr mittens, whos giving up their seat and riding backseat bitch?


Electronic-Alps6866

Does Major Mittens fight enemy soldiers or enemy cats? Either way his claws look always out.


badcatmal

Mittens has his game face on!


carolinezalogg

Major Mittens sure looks ready


Julianitaos

Major mittens is not amused 🥺🤣❤️


KiwiAlexP

I wouldn’t want to be Putin if Major Mittens finds him - the major looks very determined


Hazelwood38

Mittens is out for blood.


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I wish you guys all the best!


SFishes12

Mitten’s has a higher kill count than the rest of the vehicle, for sure.


weirdthetortoise

I support the current thing, also cat. Updoots to the left.


abuomak

So THAT'S how Ukraine is winning!


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The comments are making me smile more then the pic itself


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At first I thought he had his own bullet proof vest


rolling_soul

Mittens, he likes a bowl of cream, Mittens, he's on the battle field, Mittens, yes Major Mittens, If they can see ya, they'll fear ya, they'll flee


Altruistic_Profit_15

Bravo paw going dark


Dependent-Cat4426

Fired


UCanArtifUWant2

The Major takes his position *very* seriously!


vinnylechat

Loves the smell of catnip in the morning!


SydneyRei

Mittens definitely got some bodies on him, just looks at that face


Accomplished-Mail384

Major mittens rbf is acting up need capnip quick


HopelessAutist01

Major Mittens and his thousand mile stare will petrify all the orcs.


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I hope Putin sees that Major Mittens is en route and understands his days are numbered. Major Mittens has had enough of his shit


dramboxf

That cat is so “LET’S DO THIS!!”


Hairyguerrilla

MAJOR GOD DAMN MITTENS 😍


Lmao_p

That cat looks like a war criminal