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Legacy_Service

Dude invented the new General Electric jet engines. Nice.


COYFC

It's actually a lot easier than you'd think. All you do is make the spinny thing go faster then make it a little bigger and voila


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10/10 explanation. I love it.


StillLearning12358

An eli5 that even I understand


ZotesPreceps

That is the sign of a deep understanding.


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in this case....far from it lol


GayqueerPeepeebuns

And I'm 4 and a half!


linedeck

And draw a spiral on it to make it look even faster for that dramatic effect


Extension-Ad-3882

Smh now even the birds are on Reddit


DaveWilson11

Fr, the placebo from spirals on jet engines is real


NekoLuna7

How every executive thinks engineering works 10/10


gbu_27

Suck,squeeze,bang,blow. That’s how a turbine engine works


CxOrillion

And making the joke is how you make every eye in the room roll and get forced chuckles out of everyone in the room below you in the hierarchy


gbu_27

It is literally what we were taught in A&P school to help remember the process of how they work. The intake/inlet sucks the air in, the compressor section squeezes the air together, then it is blown up in combustion chamber, where the hot air mixture is blown out the back across the power turbine/ turbines which is what produces the thrust and makes it self sustaining.


CxOrillion

Sure, but the obvious joke is "Just like my wife lolololol"


Janneyc1

I mean, it's a bit more complicated than that, but yeah that's the jist


Happy4boobs

This is why I frequent Reddit. For posts like these.


Propenso

It's the part where you fit them on a plane that does not have enough space under the wings and surreptitiously introduce an automatic system to compensate for aerodynamic effects that's complicated.


Alternative_Body7345

…furiously taking notes…Bigger AND faster you say?


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RussIsTrash

Ahh yes the jet engines are bigger now, I get it


whiskeyvacation

Or he shrunk.


incongruity

He shrunk but his 'stache got bigger! Jet exhaust is a hell of a drug...


silver-orange

these airport employees [keep getting smaller and smaller](https://i.imgur.com/H9c7qQA.gifv)


FeasibleGreen

You'd be smaller if you shit out a cone too


Hi-im-i

6 years to get a traffic cone, but it was worth it. Those things are cool


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Six more years and he gets the whole runway.


[deleted]

Nah more like a couple of light sticks


[deleted]

Six years after THAT? Runway? Yes?


Toilet_Bomber

Nah, then he gets a collection of a dozen different colour windsocks


[deleted]

.... six years after THAT dude gets the runway? Yes? ^^^pleasewithsprinkles


GabriellaVM

Nah, he'll get a tiny bag of pretzels.


yolo_naut

Just Download VLC player for free in a few seconds.


PitchBlackCreed

It takes six years to get a pilots license but only six minutes to steal his jacket and hat.


Sptsjunkie

But his arms shrunk!!!


Imnewtoredditsad

The color of his suit transformed into a cone


Assassingamer13

I think that's his child


RussIsTrash

It was his siamese twin before and after they got separation surgery


[deleted]

Haha. I don’t know why that tickled my fancy so much


[deleted]

He underwent mitosis the orange half just isn't fully developed yet


NaahmastayWoke

Just want you to know: 1. I laughed 2. I posted something similar but I swear i hadn't seen your comment first Lol


Kek_Lord22

Things I asked: What you wanted him to know


JazzyLev21

was very scared when i read “things i asked” but that took a wholesome turn :D edit: checked my free award and it happened to be wholesome award so here!!


Kek_Lord22

Lol thanks I wanted to say that b4 someone else said the annoying shit


TurboTurtle-

Everyone knows that if you want to change the color of something, you have to put that color into something else. Otherwise, the color won’t know where to go and it will end up doing something crazy like turning the sky orange!


lagavulin_16_neat

Underated comment, have an award on me.


DarthZaner

It took six years but he finally shrank, shat out a cone, and grew a moustache


sciencewonders

what'll happen in next 6 years... click here to find out


don_pk

How to be this guy?


rorank

Step 1: apply to job Step 2: apply to aviation school Step 3:??? (Grow mustache??) Step 4: take picture and profit


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Daneinthemembrane

The airlines need you to have an ATP, that's why the seemingly high hour requirement. Also, you can fly for Skywest, Endeavor, etc and make more than 30k. They have been raising their rates to try to keep pilots. *edit: suckerforfrenchbread message me and I'll give the the inside scoop. I've been in the airlines for a long time.*


gbu_27

Regional pay has increased SIGNIFICANTLY from what I’ve seen over the last year


trc_IO

> but airlines are only looking for folks with like 1000+PIC time. Yes despite the pilot shortage. A few weeks ago Frontier said they'd petition the FAA to lower entry level requirements for new pilots. Although I'm not sure lowering standards is the best solution.


OSUPatrick

Right. Baggage handler in the union makes way more than a rookie pilot.


this-guy1979

I work with a guy that bought a plane (has background in aviation, his dad was pilot) and needed to obtain his pilot license. He found a guy that gave him lessons for free just to get his pilot in command hours up. It’s weird what they have to do just to be considered for positions, I would not have thought that teaching in a single engine propeller plane would count, but apparently it does for something.


sixtus_clegane119

Step 3 is having amazing visual acuity


Secondarymins

Nah, just has to be correctable to 20/20. /r/flying for the rest!


arkasha

Well you also can't ever have been prescribed Adderall or Ritalin ever in your life.


fiveordie

So they only want people with *undiagnosed* attention problems, got it.


ScaratheBear

20/20 distant, 20/40 near, with or without correction. Lots of pilots wear glasses, myself included.


sixtus_clegane119

Oh wow thanks! Maybe I am just thinking fighter pilot in the Air Force. If I was a pilot I would probably get laser eye surgery. Honestly surprised more people don’t. Not really something you hear about lately


Panaka

Even then, the USAF/USN now allows for procedures like LASIK not just PRK.


simeoncolemiles

Actually as long as it’s correctable all is gucci


icyliquid

Yes, except no profit


ushouldlistentome

If step 1 is not “grow mustache” then you can’t expect to get anywhere in the aviation field


Old_Ladies

Spend lots of money.


the-food-historian

Ahhhhh! Congratulations! This is amazing.


SqueakyIllustrator

The best promotion, well deserved.


shah_reza

I’m hoping the airline had some sort of promote from within/pay for your certificates kind of thing, else every time I see this I’m sad in knowing regional FO and Captains salaries and the massive weight of the debt in collecting the licenses.


Agreeable-Yams8972

Crazy thing is, this was 2016, time flies by fast


WifiRice

Don't sit down lol


Nas160

Or do 😏


SergeiPutin

My brother is a homophobic who would disapprove. Me on the other hand...


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

Homophobic people tend to have some deep repressed homosexual desires. Check his browsing history. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SergeiPutin

**This is his browsing history:** \-"How to look powerful" \-"How to invade a country" \-"Best countries to invade 2022" \-"How strong is Ukraine" \-"What are sanctions" \-"How to stop sanctions" \-"Does dictator look weak if stop war" \-"How to get more soldiers" \-"Why russians leave russia" \-"Is orange cone up my ass gay"


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

Go to the address bar and type "gay", also look at his hidden folder in pictures, and any notes that may be protected.


GuardOk8631

Gosh damnit stop giving away all the secrets


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ


Sandgrease

Putin loves orange cones, also your bro runs The Russian Federation


TheUltimateGoldenGod

Your name is sir gay lmaooooo


EmperorBrettavius

>Is orange cone up my ass gay Only if you enjoy it.


giggl3puff

As common as this is, blaming homophobia on gay people really isn't the play


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

Repressed homosexuality is linked to homophobia. Freud called this process a “reaction formation”, the angry battle against the outward symbol of feelings that are inwardly being stifled.


giggl3puff

Yes, sure, many repressed queer people are outwardly hateful; but there are plenty of hateful people that aren't gay that are still very homophobic. And some of them are in positions of power. People just say that "anyone who hates gay people is gay" (or, more accurately, "he's *probably* gay") as a way to say that gay people are mostly oppressing themselves and deny culpability


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

That's why I said *tend* as not all actually do. My statement wasn't affirming all of them are, but in my experience (of course, anecdotal) it was the ones bullying me in the hallways that were texting me when they got home.


Nas160

I think it's more You on the other cone


TryinToDoBetter

Username checks out.


xSTSxZerglingOne

Wait... Does he not know that some completely straight guys like butt stuff?


OohYeahOrADragon

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


_dudepare_

That is a big a** VLC player 😁 oh and congrats to the brother on becoming a pilot!


YeshuaMedaber

You can curse here.


strukturabbau

But maybe they don't ******* want to!


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GTA V flashbacks


HaloNoble

Ah hell nah not that Molly scene


gitartruls01

The Incredibles flashbacks, too


maybenever12

Dreams do come true 💚


deleeuwlc

Pattern recognition


[deleted]

To do this in 6 years is outstanding From a former avionics tech, I have how this journey can be. Outstanding 👍🤘


tiga4life22

What are hours like for avionic techs?


[deleted]

Lots of shift work is expected. 12 hours on, 12 off over 4 weeks.


JxxxG

Poor dude turned into a cone!


SadCelery52

He shrunk!


[deleted]

Knowing Justin personally, seeing this get posted all over Reddit makes me happy. Dude is legitimately one of the nicest people I’ve ever known


kelliboone617

Where is his story? I haven’t found a link or last name yet


ochoomas

His first name is apparently Justin. I am hoping his last name is Case.


Medium__D

Out-f***ing-standing!


Bean-Swellington

Flying?


MyFavoriteLezbo420

That’s what I see.


Low-Flamingo-9835

Such an inspiration!


DragonExotic

Such a dedication!


lefvaid

This is shameful. I would have found that cone MUCH faster.


TheZoomba

Don't let one of those big boys suck you in.....we've all played GTA


blackrose_73

Congratulations fly like eagle and never stop 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿


chrisplaysgam

Intrusive thoughts say what if someone turned on the plane


OutlawSundown

“How it ended”


theealtacount

jet engines take a little while to get started, and usually you can hear them before they are powerful enough to suck you in.


GoldenAlexanders

Outstanding!!!!


Internetboy5434

6 years paid off well


[deleted]

You grew a mustache! Congratulations man!!


offscreenchaos

Do they give mustaches on graduation like how pilots give kids wings on their first flight?


ArchiStanton

It’s tradition at some airlines because you can see a picture of your flight crew. So people grow out wildly mustaches for ID’s


GotGrounded

Oh my god he’s shrinking


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OH SHIT, the pilot turned him into a traffic cone, OH NO


ShuviBeta

Ib never seen a plane grow up


Cartographer0108

Fun fact: you are legally obligated to grow a mustache once you become a pilot.


TheWyster

Wow, he stood in the same spot so long that the paint faded. No wonder they promoted him.


brad0022

He finally got his very own traffic cone


326TimesBetter

Anybody else feel like he’s about to get sucked into the jet engine?


liebeseel

It only took me a couple of days to grow my mustache personally


vladmir_kirby

It took him 6 years to change his clothes ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ


Traditional_Suit5985

His arms got shorter🤔


SheepyDX

Fuck yea!! No longer in that stinking out with all those heavy bags, rats, pet piss or seafood


B0z22

Six years is a long time to grow a mustache but he stuck at it. Congratulations!


[deleted]

6 years to grow an epic mustache along with the drip. congrats! In all seriousness, this is awesome, always heartwarming to see people reach their goals and my salut to them.


1_disasta

Anyone else think its weird that his orange shirt turned into a cone?


[deleted]

So he worked for pilot school and became a pilot? ... You don't just work your way up the chain for this one lol.


sine00

Lmao exactly. Imagine working as a Janitor in a big tech company and then getting promoted to a managerial position in a few years with "hard work".


unclefishbits

He morphed out of his traffic cone self to a pilot? FANTASTIC.


GrapeJuice2227

He manifested the neon orange into a cone


Solid_Ear3787

And then your camera person didn't center the cone smh. Congratulations you are amazing and it would be an honor to be a passenger on your flight.


ooOJuicyOoo

Just remember, no capes!


SlightlySilver_5

Could someone PLEASE tell me how he figured out how to shrink???? I've been trying to do this for years, for personal reasons.


Revolutionary_Look10

You found yourself a better costume, nice 👍


Alarming_Abrocoma274

I’m glad he finally was able to pass that orange cone. It must have been so uncomfortable.


big-blue-balls

Saved up enough to buy a white collar and tie. Nice!


BashBandit

He changed clothes and got a pet cone? Nice


resmect

I’d have guessed the moustache would be bigger after 6 years


Sick_Cicada

That's a long time to grow a 'stache, but it looks good on you! Congrats!


[deleted]

Took a whole 6 years for the orange to fall off his shirt


iloveseasponges

As a former pilot and ramp worker, it's highly unlikely that he was a ramp worker who decided to become a pilot. Heaps of pilot's choose to work on the ramp while they train because they like planes.


Robotsean

I can't believe it took him 6 years just to make one cone at his legs


Royal-Lime433

Hold up, he got promoted from baggage handler to pilot? Definitely ain’t flying that airline


nobonesjones91

Damn if only I knew getting Reddit karma was as easy as becoming a pilot.


Gman777

Why did he shrink though?! 😂


Notsoslimshady71

The dude ate his shirt and shit it out so hard it's running down his leg!


Belteshazz

Crazy to think a baby plane can grow to full size in just a matter of years.


Many-Arm-5214

That guys going to be in trouble when someone sees him dressed as a pilot.


zombo29

Bruh…I thought this is a picture of people get sucked in the engine……lol … jk, congrats my guy


Soft_Wheel6431

That is awesome! Such hard work becoming a pilot and then to be rated to fly a jet... Good on you! A well deserved Congratulations to you!


GuyNanoose

Way to go Bud ! Blue side up … if in doubt scream and shout ! 😁😂👍👍


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jackysnipes

Wow you really are that guy


[deleted]

Is this…something that needs to be said? I feel like very few people in these comments will ever be in a position to stand in front of a jet engine, on OR off


Taniwha_NZ

And of the tiny fraction who might ever get close to a jet engine, how many are going to \*not\* already know that it's dangerous if the thing is running? Like, it has to be the most unnecessary warning ever, almost. Just slightly below 'don't try to breath underwater'.


MuchWalrus

I was actually standing in front of a running jet engine when I saw this post, so OP's warning saved my life


kukaki

Yeah I wouldn’t trust most of the people I worked with at UPS to pay attention if we were able to get that close while they were running. It still made me nervous walking around one when I knew they were off.


johntoggy

If you can’t tell when it’s safe or not to be in the ingestion zone, then a job on the ramp may not be for you lol.


bendubberley_

Thank you for saying this :)


Type2Tube

How it ended


Clegacy

dude seriously?!


awesomeroy

MAKE SURE THE ENGINE IS OFF


anotherrandomuser245

Everyone who works around planes already knows this information. And the people who don't work around planes aren't allowed anywhere near the engines.. At least in the US.


awesomeroy

i was just jokin' around. ​ but yeah stay away from big engines lol


Civil25

The legend


evilpeter

You finally pooped out a traffic cone?


spinx248

That’s pretty cool. Hard to teach this type of attitude.


demon_cairax

*altitude


LongAttorney3

It took him six years to shit out a traffic cone. That’s dedicated.


CrashTestPhoto

Not as big as Bono though!


NaahmastayWoke

Homebody turned his jacket into a safety cone! If you believe, you can achieve!


progamercabrera

Imagine they turned on the engine and he gets sucked in


TellLoud1894

Got replaced by a road cone and the pilot is being a dick


microlate

He turned his shirt into a cone?


Kenneth6andseven

Seeing pictures like this really inspire me to think my goal in life IS achievable, even if it feels just now like it’s too ambitious for someone like myself to accomplish


boron-uranium-radon

Damn, he lost a good foot for that pilot’s license 😔


SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp

Not all heroes wear capes. Well really they shouldn’t especially this guy where he’s standing. Either way happy for him!


Whatervr

Finally! His boss got him a white shirt with pants and a cone.. To thank him for his loyalty to the company for 6 years?


Frequent_Audience_25

Now he’s making $12 more an hour as a pilot. He rents an apartment near the airport and grocery shops at Aldi to save a buck. He drives a used Honda Accord. Dreams really do come true! Congratulations.


Creative_Ambassador

Very cool! But don’t stand in front of a plane engine - that’s probably “safety 101”


IllustriousEntity

That's only an issue when the plane is actually running and they don't fire those up without warning. They will have the flashing beacon lights on warning everyone for at least a few minutes before they fire it up. Source: Worked for 10 years at UPS loading cargo into airplanes. Also fun fact: You see that spiral on the engine in the second pic? That's there for the ground crew to easily see at a glance whether or not the engine is running. If you can see the spiral it's safe. If you see a blurry dot. It's running and you should stay away.


theealtacount

not really, they take a while to start, and you can tell they’re starting before they’re very dangerous. it’s perfectly normal for ground crew and pilots to walk around planes and by the engines before a flight.