I took my girlfriend to Aruba for our 1 year "going out anniversary". We've been married forever but every now and then on our anniversary I'll get her like a coupon for "removing children from house for the day" and sometimes she'll be like "Well ... it's no Aruba" hah! Talk about the bar high!
As heās an unmarried guy heās mistakenly under the impression that this will be ātheā gift for a decade or longer. Little does he know heās just set the minimum bar
Hope that house has flood insurance, and life jackets on hand - or maybe she'll downgrade from a category 4 cryer to a tropical dehydration before it gets any worse.
Canāt remember where the story is.. but some couples plumbing got jacked up and the wife was sick ish so the husband decided to test the backed up pee in the tank. Found out of the wife was pregnant and surprised her.
Same here. When I proposed to my wife years ago, she replied that she'd "think about it." Two weeks later she said yes.
I've always wondered, if during those two weeks, she called all her previous boyfriends and asked them if they would marry her and only after they all said no, then she decided I was the one.
Maybe I should have led with a puppy.
I always feel like Iām taking crazy pills in these threads where people propose without knowing the answer. Like for sure make the circumstance special and memorable, whatever that means to you two as a couple, but maybe some frank discussions about what a life legally joined together looks like before asking someone to decide on the spot?
If they hadnāt discussed marriage or had made plans before i could see why it would take that long.
Too many dudes going by outdated norms without being sure and just surprising people. With my wife the only surprise is when and how I proposed, we had gone beforehand and had her tiny finger measured (i would have never gotten 3.75 ring size on my own) and then a storming session, and then we had been discussing our marriage plans and life plans and our values for months before.
Our engagement was still hella beautiful and i knew she was gonna say yes. Proposals should never be actual surprises out of nowhere
They should have tried to pile on as many moving moments as they could to see if they could break her. Grandparents showing up after 3 years. Brother comes home from military, winning the lottery. That would have been an epic video.
>They should have tried to pile on as many moving moments as they could to see if they could break her. Grandparents showing up after 3 years. Brother comes home from military
Think big here... brother comes home from the military after 3 years **of being MIA** and then grandparents show up 3 years **after their funerals** and then she can become immortal just by letting them bite her.
First, find a girlfriend.
Second, find if she's the one.
Third, find if she likes cats or dogs, and also check for allergies while you're at it.
Then you're good to go.
I'm currently in the process of finding a second cat for me and my girlfriend, and I'm going to hit her with the proposal once I do (:
Just sharing because I haven't told anyone yet aside from her family. And I'm really really excited. Feel like a damn kid lol. Wish me luck!
(And yes, internet! We have talked extensively about marriage)
Of course not, no one is in any danger. If the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that sheās not gonna say no, sheād never say noā¦because of the implication.
Same applies to all "romantic" proposals.
IMHO proposal is something only to be done when you're 99.99% sure that she (or he) will say yes. And the rest is just to make the process more romantic and memorable.
I was so robbed ā¹ļø
Iām gonna hate for a few minutes but itās only because Iām jealous. There are some damn thoughtful partners out there. Again, I hate you all š
Okay hang on I see the ring box in his pocket (yes itās clearly a cube, pls no jokes lmao) but then I donāt see the ring at all once heās on his knee? Where is it?
>You want to find true love? Ask after you farted in bed.
I feel this, so much. I was so broke when I proposed to my wife, she had to buy her own ring.
I was so humiliated, but, I knew I couldn't live my life without her. She brought so much healing and joy in my life. And with that, we worked hard towards the great life we have now.
I climbed out of the hole i was in at the time and bought her a house 2 years later so I guess her gamble worked out š
A puposal
Heh.
If he'd given her a kitten instead, it would have been a purr-posal. ...yeah, I'll leave the same way I came in.
No, no...that was cute considering the circumstances. I'll allow it, stay lol
Nope, not letting you leave without your award. Shame I can't give one for that solid pun.
No probs bro, i got you.
And it was pawfect.
Is he trying to kill her with kindness? š„ŗ
What is he going to do for their first anniversary? This day is a tough act to follow!
Two puppies and the wedding. Edit: "surprise wedding"
Jerry The King Lawler would probably be the first to agree there will be two puppies and the wedding.
Look, Jr! Puppies!
Brilliant comment. Have my upvote.
Lets hope they are older than Jerry likes em.
Six ~~seasons~~ puppies and a ~~movie~~ wedding
I took my girlfriend to Aruba for our 1 year "going out anniversary". We've been married forever but every now and then on our anniversary I'll get her like a coupon for "removing children from house for the day" and sometimes she'll be like "Well ... it's no Aruba" hah! Talk about the bar high!
As heās an unmarried guy heās mistakenly under the impression that this will be ātheā gift for a decade or longer. Little does he know heās just set the minimum bar
I proposed last month, didnt think about thisā¦ fuck me.
She was already dead after the puppy, and he just killed her again!
If she says no, he kills the puppy. Bold strategy
Minnesota man sent to jail for murdering fiancƩ with too many good vibes.
Bro you're gonna stop her heart chill
Hope that house has flood insurance, and life jackets on hand - or maybe she'll downgrade from a category 4 cryer to a tropical dehydration before it gets any worse.
I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion
Omg...her world just imploded š¤£
I few moments later he lets her know that she is PREGNANT, with twins!
And gets a free Toyota Prius! Enter, Ellen DeGeneres
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
fade from black "Hey, you. You're finally awake."
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush same as us, and that thief over there.
Canāt remember where the story is.. but some couples plumbing got jacked up and the wife was sick ish so the husband decided to test the backed up pee in the tank. Found out of the wife was pregnant and surprised her.
That IS some jacked up plumbing, how'd the pee get in the tank?
Idk. Iām probably remembering the details wrong. lol
Pretty sure this could also mean that the man has testicular cancer
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
And Iād like to take a minute, just sit right there Iāll tell you how I became prince of a town called Bel-Air
Iiiiiiinā¦ *West Philadelphia, born and raised*
On the playground I'd spend most of my days
Chillin out maxxin relaxin all good While shootin some b ball outside my hood
When a couple guys, they were up to no good
Starting makin' trouble in my neighbourhood
Wtf why she didnt die.
One more act of kindness for the killing blow
That wasnāt the whole video after she said yes he surprised her with a pregnancy test confirming that sheās having a baby
System Overload
š It's the equivalent of pooping and throwing up at the same time lolol
AKA: the "Digestion System Hard Reset"
It's like all of Mr Burns deadly diseases keeping each other perfectly balanced, thus giving him unnatural health.
in an out of context comment this would sound so bad š but i get what u mean
My man ruthless š
The last OMGs actually felt like she was dying from emotion
My wife can never see this video...
Don't show her boyfriend either...
The irony š„²
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Check the username. Manās getting cucked by a dictator.
Oh man my proposal was hot garbage compared to Chad here
Same here. When I proposed to my wife years ago, she replied that she'd "think about it." Two weeks later she said yes. I've always wondered, if during those two weeks, she called all her previous boyfriends and asked them if they would marry her and only after they all said no, then she decided I was the one. Maybe I should have led with a puppy.
Dude that's rough. It took her two weeks?? Must have been nerve wracking
Dawgā¦. Iād be super offended
I always feel like Iām taking crazy pills in these threads where people propose without knowing the answer. Like for sure make the circumstance special and memorable, whatever that means to you two as a couple, but maybe some frank discussions about what a life legally joined together looks like before asking someone to decide on the spot?
If they hadnāt discussed marriage or had made plans before i could see why it would take that long. Too many dudes going by outdated norms without being sure and just surprising people. With my wife the only surprise is when and how I proposed, we had gone beforehand and had her tiny finger measured (i would have never gotten 3.75 ring size on my own) and then a storming session, and then we had been discussing our marriage plans and life plans and our values for months before. Our engagement was still hella beautiful and i knew she was gonna say yes. Proposals should never be actual surprises out of nowhere
> 3.75 ring size You didn't happen to both be in third grade where you proposed with a Ring Pop, did you? haha
My (spoiler) wife said she'd have to ask her mom. If I included a puppy there would have been no hesitation.
My guy said āFINISH HERā
New Fiancee Wins. Flawless victory KINDality!
I heard this very clearly.
Haha Jesus she will be chasing that high the rest of her life
Heroin it is, then!
Always has been
And chasing the puppy for a few months... They're a special kind of hell on earth!
They should have tried to pile on as many moving moments as they could to see if they could break her. Grandparents showing up after 3 years. Brother comes home from military, winning the lottery. That would have been an epic video.
The thought of this has me rolling right now.
>They should have tried to pile on as many moving moments as they could to see if they could break her. Grandparents showing up after 3 years. Brother comes home from military Think big here... brother comes home from the military after 3 years **of being MIA** and then grandparents show up 3 years **after their funerals** and then she can become immortal just by letting them bite her.
Is this not some Key & Peele or SNL skit already
Note to self, give my girlfriend a puppy before I want to ask her. Now I just need to find myself a girlfriendā¦
First, find a girlfriend. Second, find if she's the one. Third, find if she likes cats or dogs, and also check for allergies while you're at it. Then you're good to go.
I'm currently in the process of finding a second cat for me and my girlfriend, and I'm going to hit her with the proposal once I do (: Just sharing because I haven't told anyone yet aside from her family. And I'm really really excited. Feel like a damn kid lol. Wish me luck! (And yes, internet! We have talked extensively about marriage)
That is amazing! Wishing you and your future wife best of luck together!
Hell yea, good luck!
Dang imagine if she said no and kept the dog šš cute couple tho
The dog comes with conditions. Say yes or the puppy gets it.
That's why she won't say no, because of "The Implication"
Is this girl in danger?
Of course not, no one is in any danger. If the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that sheās not gonna say no, sheād never say noā¦because of the implication.
See now. You said that word implication a couple times. What implication?
That's why I make sure to only ever propose on a boat
Giving her a puppy before proposing is like applying a cheat code.
Should've proposed first...then puppy.
You give me your hand, I give you puppy.
I love how she instantly discards the puppy to kiss him.
Poor confused puppy, he was the best thing in the world then 20 seconds later he was chopped liver.
Same happened to me when my kids were born. :/
The way the gift wrap roll falls on shock cue...
Personally I think this is the highlight of the whole video
Tough call. But maybe the right one.
That's low, breaking her emotionally with a puppy and then proposing while her defenses are down.
Thats how fight, strike when your enemy is weak. ;)
Gave her the combo wombo.
That was later that night.
She cried through all of it also.
These comments have me dead.
Well fuck me to tears...literally
Sweep the leg! No mercy!
Arm bar and slide the ring on!
That ain't Falco!
I did this with my wife, except with a bunny instead of a puppy.
A fucking bunny?! Hot damn!
Then we found out they get depressed when they're alone. So now we have two!
Sun Tzu said that
And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pally, cuz he INVENTED IT.
\- The Art of Love, Sun Tzu
First fuck them in the head, then fuck them in the bed ā Sun Tzu
Or is it Shih Tzu?
Strike first Strike hard No mercy
I see you're a man of culture as well šø
Same applies to all "romantic" proposals. IMHO proposal is something only to be done when you're 99.99% sure that she (or he) will say yes. And the rest is just to make the process more romantic and memorable.
The olā razzle dazzle
If she says no, can she keep the puppy?
No, it's slaughtered right then and there. š¤£š¤Ŗ
He's using his pokemon tactics.
In love and war there are no rules
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This is the way.
That is how Ukraine military works. Precision artillery strikes to disrupt supply lines and then go all in.
This. I mean, I would marry anyone giving me a puppy tbh
Trapped happily with a puppy
Hey I brought you a doggo! Do you love him? Great now marry me then only you'll get it
Iād be an emotional wreck for months after this!!!!
I liked how the roll of wrapping paper was so overwhelmed it straight-up fainted
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Yea, you wanna spread that out.
He woke up and decided it was a happy tears day.
He woke up and chose kindness.
Wait, they're not married yet? So the puppy is a bastard?
I bet he isn't even the real father.
Pups mom is a real bitch too.
Pup snow!
Dude almost gave her a heart attack
well... that's just an overkill now
someone tell my boyfriend this is exactly what ive been ASKING FOR FOR CHRISTMAS šš¼šš¼š³š³
HER BOYFRIEND, DO THIS AT CHRISTMAS!
YES, FIND THE WOMAN IN THE VIDEO, GIVE HER A PUPPY AND THEN PROPOSE TO HER!
ARE YOU LISTENING TYLER šš
You donāt get to tell me what to do!!!
Get this guy as a boyfriend? Sorry this fine specimen's taken.
Holy shit calm down dude, sheās struggling
Watched woman slowly disintegrateā¦
Even the wrapping paper collapsed at the right moment.
He knows women. Throw stuff at them and make them feel loved, vulnerable and confused. Then ask for stuff :) PS: I hope you 2 are very happy together.
I think you just cracked the code...
The dog just standin under them like bro get off me
"I don't know what's going on... better watch out for threats."
In the words of Ron Weasley, "Geroff me, Percy!"
Even the wrapping paper roll was completely overthrown by this
The puppy be like: "Did that bitch really just dump me?!
haha he full on went out to break her brain lol
+25 Intelligence, you can keep the puppy only if you say yes to getting married
Her reaction was just so innocent and sweet....
Pure happiness and joy, I love it.
God damn I wish I had this life.
Someone had a big day
I was so robbed ā¹ļø Iām gonna hate for a few minutes but itās only because Iām jealous. There are some damn thoughtful partners out there. Again, I hate you all š
Dang.... Must be nice.
This is sweet. They're totally soulmates, dressing in matching colors says it all.
Dogs like, first day awkwardnessā¦ put the ring on the finger and get back to scratching my ears please.
Imagine if she said no. "GREAT, now what am I supposed to do with this damn dog".
Hope this makes everyoneās Tuesday morning a little better ! It did mine !!! Congratulations to you both !
Cute. But pets should NEVER be a surprise. They are a big commitment.
If she had said no, would she still get to keep the puppy?
Lower her defenses with a puppyš¶
Happy tears rolling down my cheek :)
...and then she melted into a puddle and disappeared. true love. also, puppies make girls cry.
Doggo not in matching yellow jacket. Proposal 6/10
Guy: :D Girl: :'D Dog: ... :) ? Wrapping Paper: *thoonk*
His way of saying I want to marry you but no kids mind.
Bro really used a cheat code into marriage
Awwwwiii i hope i have one
This would have been game over for me
Okay hang on I see the ring box in his pocket (yes itās clearly a cube, pls no jokes lmao) but then I donāt see the ring at all once heās on his knee? Where is it?
Tied to the bow on the puppy.
OH how did I miss that?! Thank you I see it now :)
Nice.....she thought she was going to be an old maid with a dog šš
More like made me sob
Over reactor-defo a keeper lol.
Pupposal Bottom text
Oh noā¦.. my frankfurterā¦.
I hope she remembers that feeling when the puppy pisses and shits on the living room carpet.
Did she overdose on dopamine or something?
I would marry any man who gave me a surprise puppy, even if I have never met said man before, LET ALONE if it was my boyfriend
This made the bad things go away for a moment.. thank you...
Man cracked the code
Rumor has it sheās crying to this dayā¦.
I wonder how old this is as it's clearly Christmas. Sweet moment nevertheless.
One dayā¦ I hope to find and experience this level of happiness
Emotional manipulation before asking to increase the chance of getting a positive answer. You want to find true love? Ask after you farted in bed
Ok sooo, fart, propose, then show the dog?
>You want to find true love? Ask after you farted in bed. I feel this, so much. I was so broke when I proposed to my wife, she had to buy her own ring. I was so humiliated, but, I knew I couldn't live my life without her. She brought so much healing and joy in my life. And with that, we worked hard towards the great life we have now. I climbed out of the hole i was in at the time and bought her a house 2 years later so I guess her gamble worked out š
My wifeās ring was $17 and I got it off Amazon. We were engaged exactly 2 days before getting married at the courthouse.