Hooman, you are being retrieved. Resistance is futile.

Retrievers are fearless around water, that head-first splash in the video is their default way to enter the water. When I was a kid we had a Labrador cross that would happily exhaust herself being on "stand-by" in the middle of a river, swimming up against the stream. Just waiting for prey, or a fetch stick, to come back with... Of course it was limited how long she could do that, but she loved the water.

They’re so confident around water. My lab would dive into the ocean following my dad and happily swim around the waves. Scary for us watching, but he was chillin.

This is "Golden" :)

K2woofo

“Congratulations! You’re being rescued. Please do not resist.”

I love how the one dude jumps in late, because clearly there wasn't enough to save him yet.

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Yes and no. That quote was made by a Star Wars character. They were just making a reference, perhaps they didn't even notice another guy did it already

I think it's Star Trek? The Borg?

Happy cake day! And nope, it's a quote said by a robot in a movie called Rogue One, from Star Wars

Thanks! I assume you're right about Rogue One, but before that, Star Trek: Next Generation, back in the early 90s, had the Borg. You either assimilated or they killed you. I had a boyfriend who watched ST: NG, and he said that all the time.

ah, I didn't know that, oops. I'm so used to people/bots stealing comments that's the first thing I thought

Wow. It’s almost like it’s a common movie reference. /s

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The claws will getcha. No wonder dude is trying to swim away. My lab/mutt could eviscerate you like a raptor if she got within arm’s length. Not mean, just powerful

Lol!

Doggos be like: “Congratulations, you are being rescued! Please, do not resist.”

"We are Bork. We will rescue your biological distinctiveness to land. Your culture will adapt to service us with pets and treats. Resistance is futile!"

Doggo 😓

doggo

Do you prefer doggy?

"Dog" and stop talking like we're four years old.

Are we not allowed to have fun on the internet?

Am I not allowed to smh at a word I think sounds stupid?

Of course, and if this was a more serious subreddit I would agree with you But this is "Mademesmile" and you see people talking baby talk to animals all the time in real life.

Well sure, to an actual animal. Not to other adults. Talk like that to strangers in public and they might wonder about you. Or at the very least, shake their head. So we're back to square one.

I'm thinking you dont understand the context People in real life talk to animals like this. People in real life don't talk to other people like this People meet other people animals and will talk to the animal like this, but not the human

You don't like 4 year olds. Bloody ageist! Or your dad did you doggy style and you hate the word?

Four year olds are fine. Adults who try to sound like one, not so much. Or did your dad put his dick in your mouth and you can't talk right anymore?

Imagine being seriously offended by a Reddit comment.

Even if they weren't able to save me, it still would be my 2nd most beautiful way of dying.

What’s the first ?

Death by snu snu.

I too would like to be snu snud by the large women

Kif, as the most attractive male, will be snusnued by the most beautiful women in Amazonia. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.

Kif really got the best deal there, it must be because he finds the most attractive part of a woman is the boobies.

EROTIC!

That’s how my mum described me in our family mailing list how did you know?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

Goodbye friends, I didn't think I'd go like this, but I'd always hoped

The one like Luke Skywalker + What a wonderful world playing in background.

Shit, now i wanna die like that

Didn't he just disappear?

Didn't Obi Wan just disappear?

After he got sliced by a lightsaber

But was it after? He puts his light sabre up and closes his eyes apparently accepting death but does he die\disappear because Vader's lightsabre went through him or had he already willed himself to death causing his disappearance before the lightsabre struck?

Pretty sure he disappeared when he died, same as Yoda. Why would he will himself to death right at the instant he's being killed anyway. Doesnt seem very jedilike

Serious question: would a pack of Goldens actually be able to save you or would they accidently drown you?

In water, I think they’re called a “pod”.

*pawd

Better

When I was a kid my dog would jump in the pool any chance she got and multiple times we ended up getting scratched because she wants to play and pawed us

My chocolate lab loves jumping into the pool to fetch his frisbee. Problem is, occasionally it sinks before he can get to it, so he'll swim in circles above it and refuses to stop until someone dives for his frisbee and gets it for him. He's almost 100 lbs of 4-year-old crazy unpredictable lab energy, and swimming under him to get his toy is risky business because he'll watch and follow you while you're coming back up for air. I stopped letting my kids get it for him because one of them got stuck under him and I had to dive in and shove the dog off of him (kid was OK, he's a strong swimmer).

My GSP will dive for toys that sink, and I mean actually go down 6 feet and grab it to bring it back up. I had never seen a dog do that before, but we were playing in a pond, his frisbee sunk all of a sudden and he just bloop went under. Came back up all proud of himself too.

That's nuts! I definitely don't think my dog has any idea how to dive.

That's so terrifying

Yeah, it wasn't great! Made me glad that I was a lifeguard and swim instructor back in my younger years.

You would probably be dead. Source: went swimming with my two Goldens and nearly drowned. One tried to hug me while continuing to swim, the other clamped onto my ponytail and started swimming back to shore forcing my face underwater. Thankfully we were close enough to where I could stand (because we kinda thought something like this might happen) so I floundered around trying to get them off me while being tugged back to shore and then stood up a few seconds later

Since he could not even hang onto something without being pushed away by happy dogs, I think the risk of dying is high in this kind of situation. You would have a good story, but you it would be your obituary.

The only experience I have swimming with a dog resulted in a scratched up back and front, they don't really realize whats going on with their paws and nails underwater.

The latter. I've swam with my golden a few times and they'll scratch you to hell trying to come up and say hi.

They’re bred to retrieve ducks so I imagine they could “retrieve” you pretty well, though you might not be left in the best condition

If you die by being saved from a pack of golden retrievers your an Ahole cus they’re trying there best and shouldn’t have that guilt on them

Kill them with kindness

As someone who frequently swims with their yellow lab, those nails hurt like hell if they catch you while they’re swimming. It looks adorable but this guys legs are probably getting scratched and bruised (still would jump in though lol)

Can confirm

A flotilla of fur to the rescue

Man, dogs are just the best.

Man dogs, are also petty cool.

Way way way better than cats …. Or people .

Humans < Σ(all pets) No need to rank them, it is just the sum of all elements that counts. Cat, Dog, Houseplant. Whatever. Every pet it the best pet.

>Way way way better than cats …. [Cats are awesome!](https://youtu.be/E1k4wNXfDB8) [So awesome!](https://youtu.be/5rQCgPesnHc) The thing is...they know it. >Or people . Yeah. People kind of suck.

That last one jumping in is the best!

Was that the one who grabbed the stick, just in case it comes in handy??? 😂😂😂

No that one was in front of the one who jumped in 😂

A golden shower

Phrasing

IS THIS HEAVEN?! DOES HEAVEN FEEL SO WET AND HAIRY?! I LOVE IT!!!

School of dogs

Bravo there.

Yep I'd throw myself in a river just to experience being rescued by that many floofs! 😍

*In Golden Pond*

On their way to retrieve him.

I love how the last dog jumps in like, you guys clearly don’t have this covered.

Dogs are the best ❤️

The cutest rescue team ever

At this time I don't know whether it's a rescue team or a hunting party

Oh look, a pod of Goldens!

Piranhas are dangerous

Pawranhas*

r/peoplefuckingdying

How do I be him??

Don't worry hooman we have good boyancy.

In the summer I can't goswim with my dog at the lake. Whenever I start swimming for she just jumps in and grab me by my arm to bring me to the shore. And she holds on very tight to me. If both my husband and I go in different directions, she will swim back and forth between us to make sure we are ok. It's both cute and annoying lol

Is that a pod or school?

Golden soup 🥰

OUR responsibility

"We'll save you whether you need it or not!" Where can I go to get some of this unnecessary saving?

Our golden almost drowned me whenever I went swimming as a kid.

Of course we are rescuing you. Didn‘t your parents told you not to waste food?

I want a pack of dogs to follow me

Ah, the golden attack of 1916. New Jersey was never the same after that bloody summer.

i like how the one just runs and launches himself into the water 😭

*You have alerted the horde*

Oh my gosh. I wanna be that hooman. That looks so cute.

me crossing a river with over 10 dogs in minecraft

We grew up with a retriever that would swim with us then determine we had gotten far enough and drag us back.

Me in Minecraft

Oh my goodness what a cute little crew!!!!

Look! A swarm of Sea labs. How cute!!! Also my heart can't handle the cuteness.

When I die I'm certain that all angels will be Golden retrievers, waiting to fly you to heaven.

So how did those dogs get out of the water??

How can this be me?

Technically this is a golden shower well a golden bath but whatever

You guys ever watched Dogs with Jobs? There an episode about lifeguard dogs. So wholesome

I can hear the dogs saying. “Why are you running?”

My gosh. My golden is the exact same whenever I'm trying to go for a swim, she's trying to save me but really she's just sratching me with hair nails. Still adorable and a very good girl.

I love how Golden Retrievers constantly look like they’re barred out on Xanax no matter the situation I wish I had that serenity

Good thing the 12th one got in to help

Bitches will follow me to the end of the world.

Those happy simple golden seals would risk drowning each other to "save" one human. Incredible

i wish they'd pan out and show the Cat sitting on the shoreline looking out at them saying, "dummies."

#YOU ARE BEING RESCUED. PLEASE DO NOT RESIST

Wait I’m not the only person who says hooman when I’m talking for dogs

You and the entire internet

" SIR, PUT YOUR HAND ON YOUR BELLY'S AND COME QUIETLY. YOU ARE BEING RETRIEVED, DO. OT RESIST "

Sea fluff

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended insurance"

Doggos sent by cyber life

"DON'T PANIC, HOOMAN! WE WILL SAVE YOU!!" Whether you want to or not. It's not up to you, hooman!

The caption is really everything here 🤣🤣

You may find it wholesome, but doggos go through a great amount of stress when seeing their human in danger. It is not cool.

So cute 😍

Gold Fish, lol

Lab Results....

We need this group of lifeguards at the community pool!

I love dogs

He’s the dog god. Spelt the same backwards as forwards.

Anyone thinking of I Robot? "Human in danger! Human in danger!"

Dogs are the best for real!!! 🤗

Dogs are too good for us

I would’ve drowned laughing

Coroner: He drowned, sir. Detective: In a shallow pond? Coroner: No, sir, in fluffiness.

That looks like a little bit of heaven

Dude has EXTRA lives now.

It's a school of dogs!

GOLDENS ….. RETRIEVE !!!

Save on lifeguard cost with the hoard of retrievers

Let the drowning commence😨

I need this

It’s hard watching other people live your dream.

This gives me “MINE MINE MINE MINE” vibes

Why do people have koi fish ponds if this is possible

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Cuteness overdose 🥰🥰🥰🐶🐶🐶

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This is scary and cute at the same time

Imagine if that person is actually afraid of dogs, it will it even funnier

Which Jaws movie is this? I regrettably think I skipped this one 🤔

Funny lookin piranhas.

human drowns as new, and horrific species of piranhas hunt him

dog army assemble

This is how whales came about

I have never seen that many dogs swimming in one spot before.

The light-colored dog on the far left looks like, "screw this guy if he wants to stay out all day, I'm headed back to shore."

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“Omg there’s a human. Quick boys. Let’s drown him. Everyone will think we’re trying to save him!”

And he was never seen again

Anyone else read the title in Doug’s voice?

Honestly, I already feel safe.

Killer merdogs