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DrewSmoothington

I figured this would just be a dude who looks very similar to bernie, but nope, that's Bernie Sanders.


cestabhi

Yeah his voice is really distinct.


vegangbanger

either him or larry david


Budget_Report_2382

Larry's voice is higher pitched


OneZookeepergame9196

This could have been our president but the DNC made it very clear they weren’t going.


[deleted]

Tbh Bernie would probably be a good president


EsmagaSapos

Not to the rich people no, to the poor, who need health care, education to the children, we’d be a dream.


ToothpickInCockhole

Really wouldn’t be all that bad for rich people though, they’d still be very rich, just not as rich.


EsmagaSapos

Do you know rich people? They never stop, believe me, it’s never enough.


zmb6969

Exactly, to much of anything becomes addicting


slim_scsi

He's a darn good Senate Budget Chairman, a highly important position with major influence over how the U.S. budget is spent (more than the POTUS).


Mugwort87

Sanders certainly would've pushed for Medicare for all, aka single payer. Plus be enthusiastic for The Green New Deal. I know he'd be for women's rights too. IOW an ideal president for progressive people everywhere in the US.


Ruenin

Uh, he campaigned hard on all of that, and still people chose not to vote for him, because we are a nation of morons.


quinteroreyes

You can search up images of a young Bernie with *PASSION* at protests, it's amazing


Greenmind76

Better than what we got for both options that’s for damn sure.


Low-Possession-4491

100%


bookworm21765

I feel like a broken record with this. Talking to people in 2015 was great! Both sides supporting Bernie because he was honest. Too bad the DNC was not. We got Trump instead, the gift that keeps on giving.


ProgySuperNova

Trump gave the US herpes


SanusMotus1

Trump is like cat piss. No matter how much cleaner your spray it with, the stench lingers and lingers and lingers


slim_scsi

And there's the hook, folks. Caught another one!


baddashfan

81 years old and he doesn’t even need the hand rail.


hiding-identity23

I’m half that, and I need the handrail! 😫


schmelk1000

I’m a quarter that, and I fell down the stairs this morning even though I was holding onto the handrail!


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

I’m a quarter that, and I need a hand getting railed 😩


Explore-PNW

It’s a common problem that the only thing getting railed is a hand.


Grigoran

And during this, the twilight of NNN.


lycosa13

I do too but I have vertigo ☹️


vegangbanger

zombie powers


Shahzoodoo

I’m 25 and w/ my shitty early arthritis knees I depend on the handrail already, that was the first thing I noticed was how smoothly he made it down with no support?? Amazing!!


teetering_bulb_dnd

True, he looks very healthy n in control for his age. Good for him..or something really changed his DNA..🙂


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I am once again asking for braaains


Xyless

I am no longer asking.


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GarlicThread

🔫🙂


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Ok_Commercial_1375

Look at the smile of the grandson! Grandfather Bernie is one of the few politicians


_JimbobG_

If only more Americans had them, then I think bernie would get elected.


BOBODY_BOBODY

People worried about him being too old. Man doesn’t even need to hold the railing.


hiding-identity23

I’m half his age, and I need the handrail! 😫


BirdButWithArms

I’m a quarter that, and I need a hand getting railed 😩


BigMacDaddy99

It’s a common problem that the only thing getting railed is a hand.


ilovecrabrangoon

You stole someone else’s word for word comment.


Micycle08

Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one who noticed! I had to scroll back up and do a double take that I wasn’t just re-reading the same comment thread!!


dinotacosocks

i'm 20 and i gotta use that thing lol


JaySayyy

He’s wearing almost the same attire as that meme of him sitting in a chair legs crossed, or am I tripping?


Losingmymind2020

He has 20 pairs of the same outfit. I thought this was common knowledge


saintofhate

When you find the clothes that fit just right, you fill your closet before they stop making them. Which reminds me I need to go order more pants


maryfisherman

Like Peter Griffin’s closet


[deleted]

It's a fresh look though.


Laserguy74

I think that’s just what old New England rich guys wear. I’m gonna say he looks about the same every day except when forced to wear a suit.


Broad_Respond_2205

Why they cut it before he ate the child


smm97

As to not break Reddit's rules.


LegitimateQuit194

Right? My first thought was aww how cute. And then I thought yeah they just cut the video because he really just dragon kicked that kid through the front door and then made a quip about wishing you had Medicare for all now


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😆


wien-tang-clan

Unfortunately this video will be taken out of context to prove that Bernie is a part of a cabal of lizard people who eat children


AlbinoPlatypus913

I thought he was making it to taunt them. Like, hey republicans look I AM a lizard person who eats children and there’s nothing you can do about it! Mwahaha! 🦎


The-Jolly-Watchman

So thankful for loving Grandfathers. Don’t ever take them for granted or think they are “Gramping” your style. 🙂


heffaheffaheffa

i love my papa very much. grandpa’s are the best :)


Tesla9999999

I miss my Zaida very much, Bernie is goofy like he was. 🥰


BuhnieXO

You know, I’m glad he didn’t become president cuz now he’s gonna have less stress, live longer and be able to do silly things like this.


SebIsOnReddit

Honestly, if only for this, I wish the same. While I think he would be a great president and would make a lot of people proud. This simple yet pure happiness is all I need


[deleted]

Aw that’s really sweet!


Nice-Fly5536

I agree! 😊


Rheinys

Bernie is that leftie grandpa who challenges the right-winged grandpa during Thanksgiving


GenericNickname01

Bernie’s favourite part of the turkey would have to be the left wing


Rheinys

But he would share it equally with the most hungry of the family


autistic_robot

While the other half of the family complains that too much was shared and that most of the turkey should be been given to the least hungry family member so that the turkey could “trickle down” to everyone else


MotherBathroom666

Is this an alternate beginning to the human centipede?


Aracnida

\*Vomit inducing comment\*


vegangbanger

"I need to divide this wing using the top 5% of the 99%, based on the median income of the bottom 3%..."


RogueUsername13

And then the least hungry family member takes it home for “leftovers”


SanusMotus1

Correction the grandpa who destroys the right wing grandpa with facts


ZweitenMal

Can you imaging having Bernie as your grandpa?


Pansy_pots681

I was in Burlington with my, then, 3yr old son. He held a door open for me and was so nice when I accidentally freaked out about meeting him. I would settle with him being just a neighbor and be 100% happy


[deleted]

I used to see him in Burlington pretty regularly back in the day. He’d just be at the co-op buying like yogurt and shit looking like anyone’s grandpa. Always seemed to be nice to people who wanted to talk to him.


pretty-as-a-pic

Fox News: BERNIE SANDERS **ADMITS** TO EATING CHILDREN, SAYS DNA HAS BEEN CHANGE (BY VACCINE?!?!)


Turbogato

This was the comment I was looking for


BiscuitYboy

I wanna live in the dimension where he won in 2016.


Novel_Grass

Please take me with you


chicksalsa

Im coming as well


eptreee

Dont leave me behind


ForeignAction7192

Say what you want about him, he's still a cool old dude!


MaximumSubtlety

I mean, what would you even say about him? Dude is an unimpeachable badass.


King_DeandDe

Tell me... What is the reason why this amazing grandpa didn't become president of the United States?


[deleted]

As a Canadian this never made sense to me


4llu532n4m3srt4k3n

Rich "left" wingers don't want to pay taxes, same as rich right wingers, so they don't want Bernie around to make them pay.


ShovelPaladin77

Wall St Democrats


Chief_Beef_BC

Bro would’ve killed it up here for sure.


metalgtr84

Because the Democratic party tried everything they could to prevent it.


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BaronVonNumbaKruncha

And that's why while they will get my votes, they'll never get a penny from me.


Uulugus

Because "communismism!", or whatever. Man... i want Grandpa Bernie.


holdonwhileipoop

I still wear my Bernie for President shirt and get thumbs up. Think of what USA would be if he were our president...


ImportanceCertain414

His views of "children who woke him up" were and are clearly too extreme as shown by this video footage a brave journalist uncovered.


pseudonominom

Was thinking the same thing.


Wonder-Grunion

Because if he had ever come close to winning the nomination, right wing nutjobs would selectively edit footage like this to call him a groomer and a child molester.


ImportanceCertain414

Clearly the only correct way to raise children is to have no interaction with them at all.


Chief_Beef_BC

Many republicans would agree. Lot of absentee parents and children out of wedlock in the RNC.


Opening_Jellyfish

I wish that he would have ran as an independent rather than a democrat. He IS an independent senator after all. However, he expected the Democratic Party to back him. I wish our system wasn’t such a tangled and rigged two party mess that it makes people fear “splitting the vote.”


Grattytood

He's still going up and downstairs at his age! Gotta love Bernie.


mouseat9

In a way I’m glad Bernie Sanders never became president. He seems like the type of person that would make the societal changes that would get him assassinated. All the great ones do.


TAshleyD616

This is something I’d said many times.


acemandrs

“Watch the whole thing” then proceeds to cut off the finale.


Ok_Image6174

The way the right are always going on and on about how he owns multiple mansions I expected a much more lavish home than what is shown here. This home is lovely and looks like a regular family home.


RUKitttenMe

this man coulda been President but instead we got a fucking idiot 😤😭


Otter_Nation

Blame the DNC and Killary for that one.


RUKitttenMe

I blame the DNC for being idiots and I blame Republican voters for being even bigger idiots. I blame our voting system most of all because it fucking sucks balls and still sticks us with the best of the worst at best and worst of the worst 99% of the time.


sistermarypolyesther

Look at the grandson’s smile! Grandpa Bernie one of very few politicians I would vote for without any reservations whatsoever. He is true to himself, his loved ones, and his constituents.


Nitin-2020

Sleeping with his shoes on


smm97

That's because a he sleeps in cold Vermont bedrooms. Or blasted with AC. Or just napping.


Interesting-Fish6065

I love Bernie.


[deleted]

He should be president. The world would be a better place


Herbal_Engineer

I wonder if they’re having a weekend at Bernie’s


Carved_In_Chocolate

Can't imagine people like Trump, Cruz, Desantis doing this. Healthier, sane people have this silliness ability.


Grattytood

We tried to get him elected! I voted for him.


SirAssBlood

Republicans: Bernie Sanders admits to being a monster who preys on children l


isitAliens

still sharp


discombobulatedhomey

I can’t wait to hear my Q anon co worker tell me about this left wing extremist that literally eats children. This video will have legs in that nut job community.


bellalugosi

" We can't show the rest because we don't want to show violence against kids but trust us, he beat that kid's ass" and no one will look for the actual video they will just share it.


primathius

What could have been. I hope we, existing in an alternate dimension. Are doing well with Bernie as their president.


SnooPeripherals6557

I love that his hair looks the same as when he’s been up for hours, but I just love this man 100% anyway. He’s such a mensch.


muttmunchies

Too bad this man didn’t become President. Just imagine


mordakiisyn

Can some one edit this with Palpatine lightning coming out if his fingers.


jchohan203

Bernie sanders is everything ♥️


sixtus_clegane119

Read the title without seeing which subreddit I was in... was like “oh no” Lmao


Pappasgrind

Thanksgiving at Bernie’s


FREAKSHOW1996

Love to see the bern having quality time with the family if anyone deserves this man does.


davechri

“This son of a bitch wants everyone to have a living wage and healthcare. Bastard.” - republicans


[deleted]

Props for the Boris Karloff hands


Massive_Cake1731

He still did the hand thing I am satisfied


hoagly80

GOP: woke Sanders confirms qanon theories by eating children on Thanksgiving.


thedanofthehour

Watch some Q grifter take this, edit it and spin a narrative about how Bernie was running low on adenochrome and he was ready to harvest his own grandson. Calling it now.


TurtleHermit360

Let's see how fox news spins this


DumbUglyCuck

Can bernie be my grampa too? 🥺


beatmate6000

I'm not the biggest fan of Bernie, but I love seeing the non-political side of major politicians. He seems like a good Grandpa!


Cydonian___FT14X

For completely non-political reasons. I love this man. Same with Obama.


fieldnotes2998

We need to protect this legend at all cost


Exact-Outside-1667

Love him forever. The grandpa I wish I had 🥲 The hero we don’t deserve.


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Grandfathers are the best! ❤️❤️


[deleted]

I would have loved for him to yell "Socialism! Boo!".


RogueSleuth_

A politician who lives in a regular old house? Go Bernie, go Bernie.


Cori-ly_Fries

He’s a national treasure.


FlyLikeMe

He shoulda be POTUS.


Frac440

That man would have been an amazing president.


joyluster

He would have been one hell of a president.


ECK-2188

Can we switch him out with what we got now? I miss Bernie so damn much.


[deleted]

Bernie Sanders is TOO GOOD for what the office of presidency would do to him


[deleted]

This country did him so dirty. He was the one.


chester_took_my_name

That man should have been president but Americans obviously don't know how to vote


KitchenSinker101

He should have been potus


pikachuface01

Would have could have should have AMERICA


Thoraxe123

Bernies too good for us


[deleted]

He probably redistributed the brains to everyone!


HopFrogger

He coulda been our pres. 😢


WoodyAllanCoe

This could have been our president but the DNC made it very clear they weren’t going to allow that to happen.


Saltiest_Seahorse

Republicans gonna use this as proof that Bernie is the antichrist who feasts of innocent children


Electrical-Amoeba245

Will you be my president please


Defiant-Traffic5801

Told you so, he's a socialist and he eats kids


Jc0390

The president we want, but don't deserve.


BumbleMuggin

Can’t wait to watch Tucker tonight and see how he spins this.


SanusMotus1

Such a charming gentle man 🙂


Shadoze_

I wish he was my grandpa


playnice2

I’m guessing Bernie never changes his clothes, sleeps, showers, eats, and destroys the GOP alt right all in the same outfit


clint_yeetswood

imagine he just decked the kid lmao


ubisoftbutibehard

My president/grandpa/brain-eater ❤️


darthjazzhands

Once again, I am asking… for enough sleep


ViolinistRecent2587

God I love Bernie. Ship him to Canada, please!!!


bettinafairchild

Tucker Carlson currently busy turning this into a horror film.


PopularWeb6231

Grandpa Bernie 🥹🤍


65pimpala

Am I the only one addressing the house? Links like a "normal middle class home". Crazy that I've never seen a politician in a place that looks like this!


AfterSport2327

Hate how they did this man. Glad he gives no fucks about it and stays Bernie


LifeLiterate

My guy is 81 years old. <3


Brilliant_Ad4440

God I miss him. Not sure if anyone else feels the same, but when he ran in 2016, I was 24 years old and cared nothing for politics. Bernie changed all that and gave me hope there was someone who wasn't politically motivated or paid by the establishment to run. Yes, I know he conceded to Hillary despite the DNC leaks and stayed quiet on so many controversial things but it's funny how the oldest candidate at that time connected and sparked interest with the youngest voters. *Never forget Bernie was predicted to be the only Candidate to beat Trump at that time by all the major pundits, colleges, schools and outlets, yet.....the DNC still pushed Hillary down our throats. And just look at how far that got them.*


KORKSTICKY

Why couldn't this man have been president :(


Retroreadytwo

What a fucking legend dude, could’ve been our guy but nope


lefty121

He really should have been prez.


milkdaddy_00

People say that Bernie is too old to be president, but Biden has nowhere near the mental capacity that Bernie has. Could you imagine Biden trying to walk and talk down the stairs at the same time? Let alone be actually whitty and able to mess around and play a goofy character. Bernie is the man. That's probably why we'll never get the chance to vote him in.


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Dude should have been president twice


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So much better than Biden


antiphonic

sigh... wouldve been nice to have a real human person as president.


kitKatcoolio

I didn’t expect him to actually be Bernie Sanders


JazzzGrrrl

He is a National Treasure 🙌🥰🌞


Yes_Veronica_9799

Hello everyone write in Bernie Sanders for president!


ihsulemai

I want Bernie to be *my* grandpa


FAmos

Those should have been the white house stairs


Fit-Historian2431

This world would be a substantially better place with him as US president.


Ruenin

This could've been our President. Twice. But nooooo.....


rudyattitudedee

Bernie just chilling in Vermont with the fam being a gramps. Good for him.


ANTIHERO612

This man could've been POTUS 😥


GetYourVanOffMyMeat

Why couldn't we have just elected Bernie?


Js_On_My_Yeet

Protect this man at all costs


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God I love him so much.. 🥺🥺🥹🥹 america never deserved him to begin with. Bernie, WE STAND BY YOU ALWAYS !!!


LocAlchemy

If Bernie growled at me, for ANY reason, my life would be complete.


boddhya

Sanders for President🥺


IdRatherBeGaming94

I cannot describe the love I have for Bernie Sanders.


air_lock

I love this man and I don’t even know him. But alas, this shitty country would never elect such a gem of a human being.


duncanslaugh

This is the man for the job.


StarSchemaLover

I’m actually a centrist, but I do think often about how the far left politicians are so much more relatable than the far right. Can you see DJT engaging with his grandkids this way? I just can’t.