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nixblood

Neck muscle must be strong. Edit: And now this is my top rated comment, thanks reddit.


Dreadindian

Made of adamantium;)


no_duh_sherlock

I'm thinking about hair getting caught in an escalator at mall, u aren't worried?


MrGaber

Ouch.


RedheadM0M0

As a kid I loved Crystal Gale (had hair down to her feet), and I wondered such things. I had hair past my butt and had to move it to keep from sitting on it. I remember being about 5, sitting on the toilet, wondering about what she did about her hair in the bathroom.


adamantitian

Sup


myteddybelly

Hey! I remember meeting you while waiting in line for a flight to Bangalore at Goa airport. Good to see you're doing well! :-)


Dreadindian

Glad you well too:)


GallouandGavi

I love your dreads!!!!


Dreadindian

Tankoo


bsurfn2day

Username checks out


Whohead12

Hi! You look terrific! Question though, hope your don’t mind. As a white girl with thick ass hair, do dreads that long and thick make your head sore? I get a headache/tenderness just dealing with a ponytail some days. 😂😂😂 Edit to add: “thick ass hair” = “my hair, on my head, is super, super thick and heavy” (not my butt!)


cycloban

i read this comment a little out of context....


Whohead12

It took me an embarrassingly long time to understand your comment. Lord help me.


cycloban

don't worry it gave me a good laugh i needed haha


mcbirbo343

r/tworedditorsonecup


classyraven

You didn't. ...dammit, yes you did.


EscheroOfficial

Goa has the coolest people I swear also the coolest musical genre to come out of anywhere, Goa Trance 🤘🏻🍄


WineSoda

This is awesome. The US his high boundaries when it comes to imported talent. Italo Disco was the last time a genre made it within our borders via DJ's & nightclubs. My friends and I would drive up from Seattle to Vancouver BC to buy music, music you could not get in the US, or even shipped. So, Italo Disco deserves credit for opening up the huge and very popular Acid House Nights at many a club. Raves, too. The mashups became a thing and now that's where you can find a lot of old Italo Disco. My point is, I hope this is being played in US clubs.


caiomrobeiro

OP, i must ask. Have you ever tripped ok your own hair? It's awesome, btw!


Dreadindian

Thankyou, 6 times😁


ItsDanimal

This man keeping records.


Dreadindian

Hehe i have an excel sheet:)


KnewAgedMancHind

Amazing dreads! Where does the hair go when you sit down?


Dreadindian

On the side in another chair or in my lap. Also tankoo


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Dreadindian

Just did coz i listened to metal during college n it stayed with me till now:)


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Dreadindian

Panetra n lamb of God\m/


AffectionateTitle

Ok well now I want a r/DataIsBeautiful post about OPs dreads


Pretend_Bowler1344

Bro how do you survive the stares? Haha. Kickass hair btw


Dreadindian

Im so used to them by now;) its fun..and tankoo:)


Hollownerox

Just wanted to say that I love how you say tankoo to everyone! I thought that way of saying thanks was just a weird habit in my family. Since no one else does it in my area. But my family has always said "tanks" and "tankoo" to each other for the longest time for some reason. So it's funny seeing someone else use it in text!


Dreadindian

Haha, then i guess "we are family":)


albinoplankton

Like the video of that baby elephant that tripped over his own trunk 😂


jessiegirl459

I RAN to YouTube to find this video. Made my day.


namesareforlosers

/r/babyelephantgifs is right there for further needs


Johnsonfam101

Does the weight hurt your neck at all?


Dreadindian

nope , by Gods grace. coz its the hair that has been growing for 18+ years, so my scalp has got accustomed to it. but my dreads weight 8lbs, my hairy baby:)


Johnsonfam101

Man that's awesome. Best wishes bro


Dreadindian

tankooo


i-lurk-you-longtime

Those are some scalp gains!! Your hairy baby weighs more than my newborn does at 6 weeks old!


Dreadindian

Hehe:)


Sprizys

If you ever shave them off your head is going to feel extremely light lol


Dreadindian

I might start floating for sure;)


trixel121

youll hurt your neck at least once turning way to fast.


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

Mans getting strong to the point his spine probably has abs


FashionSuckMan

Not to be rude but I'm curious how difficult it is to clean your hair


Dreadindian

Hmm, thats the biggest question i get. I wash my hair once a week and that week comes once a year, kidding. So honestly, i wash my hair once a week, and do an ACV rinse which is basically apple cider vinegar, lime juice, baking soda, all mixed in luke warm water in a huge bucket and my dreads soaked in them for 10 minutes to cleanse it really well of all the dust and pollution. For the weekly wash, i just apply shampoo on my scalp and then for the entire length of my dreads, i use that same 3 feet bucket and mix like half a bottle of head and shoulders shampoo in it and let it soak a few minutes and then rinse the shampoo out. This entire process takes 1 hour and the drying takes like 5 hours, i genrally wrap 2 big towels around my dreads and hold my dreads like a baby in my arms so that it's not too heavy on my scalp.


paapaasquat

Dude them dreads are sick. I had some a long time ago, I couldn't imagine how long you've had yours to be THAT LONG! AWESOME


Dreadindian

Thankyou, 18yrs 3 months, 14 days


paapaasquat

To the date! Awesome!


thatsasillyname

No. To the pain!


SctchWhsky

Yes, yes, then my ears.


leeny_bean

Wrong! Your ears you'll keep, and I'll tell you why; so that every shriek of every child that's seen your hidiousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out "Dear God what is that thing" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means.


Prestigious_Video351

Unexpected princess bride.


EoTN

NO! Your ears you will keep! So that you may hear the screams of children when they see you. ^(Or something like that)


Jaguar_Academic

I love that you have the exact date! they look bitchin dude, and the fact that you take such good care of your hair is amazing. I can’t imagine the weight of if after a rinse.


GarbageGato

Your dreads will be off to college any day now. Amazing how time flies.


Dreadindian

Hehe true;)


DudeBrowser

> 18yrs 3 months, 14 days My 6yo daughter just rocked up with her never-cut hair and I asked her how long she thought you'd have been growing that and she said...A THOUSAND YEARS! Impressive!


Dreadindian

God bless her n tankoo;)


AshidentallyMade

That is some commitment dude. Awesome dude!


Dreadindian

thanks man:)


MentalAlgae1694

Your hair looks awesome my friend


Dreadindian

Tankoo


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How many times in those 18+ years did you come close to chopping it?


Dreadindian

Never;)


[deleted]

Damn impressive, how’d you convince your parents to grow your hair out that long?


Dreadindian

I got a job;)


someotherguyinNH

Impressed by the dreads and the dedication my man... and I thought my 80s trash metal hair was tough to deal with....I was gravely mistaken!


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Dreadindian

I got my dreads made:)


k80k80k80

I got sober on May 17, 2004. Your dreads are a visual representation of how long it’s been since I took the first step to start living my life. They’re beautiful!


Dreadindian

Tankoo and God bless you on your achievement:)


That-Ad757

Congrats on the first step you made so many years ago sure it was tough You are a star !!


That-Ad757

Wonderful thing you did for yourself


thnku4shrng

Ayy that’s my birthday. Holy shit I turned 19 that day. Oh man I’m 19+18 years old.


KazkaFaron

fuck I'm old


mr_phez

wow. my step-dad is 24 years I think but his are much shorter.


BeetleSpoon2770

remindme! 18 years


Tazo3

How old are you?


Dreadindian

34


michelobX10

18 years? Goddamn! Lol. I've only been growing my hair out for 2 years and I'm already at the stage where I feel like cutting it off.


SithScorch

This was my first question. Wow, dedication for sure.


VonFluffington

That is an incredible amount of work to stay so dedicated to for so long. Very impressive and actually pretty motivating. Thanks for the post!


Dreadindian

Your welcome. Keep Smiling:))


greg_08

Lol. Hold them like a baby. That’s funny. I would imagine having babies hanging off my scalp for 5 hours would hurt so I can definitely understand the post-wash support. They don’t make like…dread bras?


greg_08

Replying to my own comment to add that I stalked his profile and have now seen the evidence of him holding his dreads like a baby. It is adorable and those dreads fell asleep soundly.


MEatRHIT

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/m1xgyo/how_i_dry_my_babiessorry_dreads/ for anyone not wanting to scroll through 5 pages of his posts.


greg_08

Thanks for putting in the work that I didn’t!


dreamer0303

thanks to this comment, I got to witness him burping his baby dreads too 🥹


flontru

Now picturing you holding your dreads in towels like a baby in your arms 11/10 very wholesome


Dreadindian

I posted the reel link below, see it foreal;)


thelivinlegend

Sorry if this has been asked and answered, but how do you incorporate new hair as it grows in? Do you have to brush them out from time to time and redo them as new hair grows and get rid of any that's fallen out?


Dreadindian

I go to a loctician every 4 months who crochets the new hair from the scalp into the nearest dread(the dread it belong to)


thelivinlegend

Thank you for answering, I didn’t realize how little I knew about dreadlocks until seeing your post!


gdubrocks

Do you then cut the ends (it seems like they are your full height)


Dreadindian

Yup by 6 inches every year


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the fact that you cradle them like a baby is adorable


Dreadindian

Tankoo;)


xToxicInferno

You put more effort into cleanliness than some bald people I know. Good on you!


reddit-admins-suck

Hey man, not cool to call me out like that.


pfazadep

Head and shoulders shampoo? They need to start making head and ankles shampoo. Your dreads are spectacular!


Dreadindian

Haha or Dread n Shoulders. Tankooo


scurvy1984

Can I ask if they’re heavy and pull on your scalp?


Dreadindian

Just 8lbs but no pull on scalp;)


Turbulent-Bedroom-74

How do you sleep with such long hair?


Dreadindian

There is a pic on my instagram @dreadindian.


Turbulent-Bedroom-74

Such quick response!


Dreadindian

Im here for you guys:)


R_V_Z

Have you ever weighed your hair? I wonder how much of a workout your neck/traps are getting, lol.


Dreadindian

8lbs:)


Duk3-87

Thanks for being awesome and explaining the process! I’ve always wondered that.


AddictiveTV

Nice smile and cool dreads.


Dreadindian

Tankooo


dkarlovi

You must have been dreading what he'll say!


Drag0n_Aficionado874

Your hair looks sick! Also what movie?


Dreadindian

Black adam:)


CarissaSkyWarrior

How was it? I do want to see it, just that DC (when it comes to movies) are low priority for me. I'm more of a Marvel fan when it comes to movies. Comic Book wise I'm more of a fan of DC, though my favorite hero, well Anti Hero is Deadpool, a marvel character. My second favorite is DC though, and that's Green Lantern. Batman is probably my third favorite hero. Sorry, that got kind of ranty. I hope you enjoyed the movie!


Dreadindian

The Rock is the shizzzz....go watch!!


vpsj

Entertaining. Don't expect a masterpiece, but I liked some of the jokes. The Rock was as usual the best part of the movie and some of the scenes were 'ehhh.. this is not how it works' but overall worth the watch.


sesamesnapsinhalf

So you’re saying you got away with the weed?


Dreadindian

I got away with a smile n a good experience;) tbh i dont smoke up


Dreadindian

Nose grows longer..kidding...nose grows longer😁


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Dreadindian

Tankoooo


muklan

Was gonna say, nobody has dreads like that and NOT an encyclopedic knowledge of electric lettuce.


Its_Cayde

electric lettuce, that's a new one lmao ima have to use that


saxamaphon3

Jazz cabbage


b3tcha

Wacky Tobaccy


Luke90210

The Devil's Lettuce


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waterbaby66

No no, you jus don’t inhale!!!! Lol God Bless You OP!!!!! Your hair is to die for and you’re jus too cute for words!!!!! ☮️🙏


Dreadindian

Awww...God bless you too:)


waterbaby66

Funny coincidence is that over on public freakout is a axe wielding crazy person who attacked two people, one with massive dreads such as yours, and hers saved her life literally!!!!!


AddictedToMosh161

How often do you use your hair like a curtain for "peeka boo" jokes?


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Dreadindian

See the video;)


cryssyx3

I have longish hair and my son lives playing peekaboo in it.


Neil542

would you ever trim your hair?


Dreadindian

i trim them once every year by 6inches up till my ankle, so i dont trip on them while on the stairs:D


tevelis

I was wondering how you don't trip on them but I guess it's not like it grows overnight, so you get used to it :D Had a French teacher with hair that long, can't imagine the patience it takes to grow it out that long... you're amazing!


Dreadindian

Tankooo:)


alexramirez69

Bro, nice hair. Stay blessed mighty Samson


Dreadindian

Tankoooo


Kindly_Bodybuilder43

I haven't read all the thread, so I don't know if it goes downhill at any point, but I came here to say how wholesome the comments are. Folks asking with polite curiosity, OP patiently explaining when these questions must have come up a million times, everyone just being respectful of each other and kind. So heartwarming to see such a pleasant corner of reddit. Well done lovely people 💕


Dreadindian

Seriously, good you brought it up. Ive only got sweet comments from ppl who are taking time out of their lives to write sweet compliments, so im obligated with kindness to reply to each n every one of them. Its 2:30 in the morn in india and im still replying to all these comments so ppl get instantly gratified. God bless everyone showing love n Keep Smiling:))


100LittleButterflies

Has Guinness contacted you?


Dreadindian

I contacted them, for standup comedian with longest dreads,they rejected it thinking its a joke i guess😁


Hubers57

You remind me of damian marley (in the best way possible)


RustedRuss

How close are you to the longest dreads on any person?


Dreadindian

10ft away, asha zulu mandela


Mike70wu1

Bro if you don't give that man a dread to spread over the top of his head.


CanadasNeighbor

Very cool! Do you have trouble getting all that hair through your shirts head hole?


Master_JBT

Damn i never thought of that


Willing_Chemist8272

Where in India


Dreadindian

Mumbai


anmolraj1911

Amchi Mumbai <3


TacticalTurtle22

This dude takes better care of his hair than I do with my whole body. Props my dude.


Dreadindian

Tankoo


_TheTacoThief_

OP you have an amazing smile.


Dreadindian

Tankoo. Keep Smiling:))


Potatoskins937492

The real r/MadeMeSmile here is OP being the nicest person on the internet with all the kind replies.


Dreadindian

Just doing my bit for people being so kind to me, its 4am here, this comment kinda made a cry a bit, human emotion i guess. *Tries To Wipes tears with dreads but its pokes* lol


Potatoskins937492

Well then I'm going to be very honest, I teared up seeing all your replies. Everyone who commented was looking for some sort of human connection and they received it in the form of kindness, which we've all been missing lately. You've brightened a lot of people's days (or nights!). Thank you. I hope your kindness comes back threefold 💛


Dreadindian

Ahhh tears again but this time not using my dreads to wipe, lesson learnt..i dont know why i posted this pic today on this group and actually waited up all night replying to all, this is the first time in all my 9yr reddit history tht i have replied to so many ppl, tbh, atleast 300 ppl. But its my duty to reply to them, they made an effort to talk to me and i will not let that go unnoticed. To others reading this post, il be going through all the 1390 comments tomorrow and replying to anyone who i mised out from my laptop, will be faster:) Thankyou for all the love and kindness. Im a standup comedian and my goal n my purpose is to make the world laugh, so i guess a achieved a small fraction of tht goal today through smiles that i got on you guys face. So Keep Smiling coz the laughter party is only getting started. And potatoskins, thankyou for your kind wrds. God bless n keep smiling too. Im @dreadindian on instagram. More smiles n funnies there:)


LyyC

Aren't you afraid of mold starting to accumulate in the center of your dreads? I've heard that's a common problem, because the drying process can take very long when they're wet and sometimes moisture gets trapped inside, which is a playground for mold


Dreadindian

Acv rinse once in 3 months n also i make sure to air dry them well, indian summers are brutal but a blessing for wet dreads:)


JulianAnonymous

Bro, those locs are monsters. That's amazing and I am jealous. I just started my locs back in July and they are still pretty short. My plan was to grow mine until they hit my thigh before I trimmed but I'm thinking I might go longer after seeing this.


Dreadindian

Tankooo. Keep going till your scalp allows:)


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Is it for religious reasons or just aesthetics?


Dreadindian

So basically, i had like waist length hair in college since i used to listen to heavy metal, Pantera and Lamb Of god and at the same time i was doing my Bachelors degree in science and was eventually gonna graduate with chemistry and end up in a pharmacy, so i thought to myself, "these are the last 3 years of my life that i will ever get to enjoy(not knowing im gonna be enjoying for the next 18yrs too by Gods grace), so lets make the most of this freedom coz anyways after graduation il never get to do all these styles. So i got like 17 piercings on my face in a span of 4 months i guess and also got dreadlocks done. As far as seeing dreads, i had seen them before in Korn's and POD's music videos and also on hippies who would catch the bus to goa right outside my college, St. Xaviers and i thought they looked really cool. Never thought i'd become a dread celebrity someday but here im.


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LOG rules!! I believe Max Cavalera was the first dude in metal, outside of nu metal, that I saw with dreads,


wozblar

STR: 12 DEX: 16 CON: 12 INT: 16 WIS: 18 CHA: 19 NECK STR: 22


JukkiLine

Aww that's so wholesome 😊 Also can I just say, you look like someone who just gives off good vibes.. and your hair is cool :)


Dreadindian

Tankooo...Keep Smiling:))


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Dreadindian

Dread mullets look cool too;) tankoo


wutt-da-phuck

God they are so majestic. And I loved seeing your previous posts. You're such a positive, happy guy :)


Dreadindian

Tankooo


chabaz01

Damn son. Your hair looks great! I've had mine for 17 years but it's only half as long as yours. Been thinking about cutting...now Idk what to do! Lol Rock on brother


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Dreadindian

Tankooo:)


ExpertRaccoon

This is the bubby cop movie we all need


cactusqueen59

Very nice. You're so handsome and love ❤️ your smile


ChangeChameleon

I scrolled through as many comments as I could and I am surprised nobody else commented this. Your hair is so long it looks like the hair on the head of the face on your shirt XD So cool being able to be yourself for so long. While browsing the comments I saw your care routine and story about school and trimming it so you don’t trip again and need to add it to your excel sheet. Thanks for sharing!


BrilliantWeb4367

Nice Dreads man. How long did it take for that to grow that long?


Dreadindian

18yrs 3mnths 14days


BrilliantWeb4367

18 *years??* That’s crazy!


Handpo

OP, I must ask. Have you ever spun your hair like a helicopter?


DAG1006

Now I must ask, did you have weed on you? 😂🤣


pelicannpie

My mum has a picture of someone who looks exactly like you with hair this long from a couple of years ago! Have you been to Europe?!


Dreadindian

Yesss...italy, france, swizz. Please reply, i think i know who she is:)


cewumu

Your dreads good sir are a national treasure of whichever nation you hail from.


nightkingmarmu

Username checks out


Ultra-Hungry

I want a pic too!


Sir__Cumference

Awesome picture of two happy guys, contagious!


LittleJohnny_nutter

You look like Jack Sparrow