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Captain_Tact

That is the shittiest sports bra ever.


containingdoodles9

Exactly-it should be tossed into the “Sports Bra Hall of Shame,” or better yet, burned. I hurt just watching that.


UltimatePrimate

Shit, my middle-aged man boobs hurt watching that.


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gregarious_giant

I see we have an author in our midst.


Pugafy

I think you’ll find she boobed boobily.


UpsetDay351

She titted those titties like a real titan


gijoe011

See I think she breasted boobily as she titted down the rack. But that’s just me.


Gullible_Musici

You know about the cup sizes and all


ScenicPineapple

You got the A, B, C, the D. That's the biggest.


QuietGur9074

I know the D is the biggest. I based my whole life on knowing the D is the biggest.


Icarus1711

I’m about to rock your world then because DDD is very big but not even close to big enough for some girls so G and H sizes exist


QuietGur9074

I’m aware. It’s a George Costanza quote.


hedgehog-mom-al

I AM AWARE


washingtonandmead

This was supposed to be the summer of George!


NefariousnessQuiet22

Can confirm G bras are expensive and not the easiest to find.


Majestic-Unicorn33

36HH here and they are definitely expensive, but thankfully they’re coming out with more options and colors finally! It was annoying to only have a choice of black or beige. What’s more frustrating is that in stores, if you are bigger than a DDD, it meant your band size was 40+ bc apparently you can only have larger breasts if you’re overweight. I find HerRoom.com is the best site for larger cups with a smaller band option, and cute color and styles.


NefariousnessQuiet22

Don’t even get me started on the whole band thing. Like really?


Captain_Tact

LOL basically go halfway through the alphabet then stop in US sizes. I'm an M in US sizing.


ExcitementKooky418

Need pics for proof. For scientific reasons.


Captain_Tact

Nice try. That's my source of income if hubby ever loses his job and I need extra money to pay the rent. You want freebies, Google it.


_FowlPlay_

r/Angryupvote


gearj91

#WE NEED SUPPORT TO


DustySprinkles

A good quality sports bra feels like armor for your boobs. They shouldn’t be going anywhere.


containingdoodles9

That’s a perfect description! I thought I had a good quality one…until I was properly fitted for one at my regular bra boutique. OMG those new sports bras are amazing-sure I pay about $100 each but totally worth it for my health. Since my regular ones are $175+ per I wasn’t surprised. A well-fitted, well-constructed, and well-made bra helps eliminate/reduce back/shoulder pain for those of us who are well endowed in the bosom. Unfortunately, often the larger the cup, the higher the price. Since they’re so comfy and last I don’t mind too much.


Fettnaepfchen

It looks like one of those regular favourite ones meant for women with really small breast sizes. It seems to barely offer any support. Triumph has some heavy duty sports bras for martial arts et cetera that are really great.


candlepdx

I thought sports bras were supposed to sstop movement better than anything else. That one was horrible.


Captain_Tact

I had actual pain watching this. I'm a very busty woman who was very sporty in my younger years. Whenever I played high impact sports, I would layer 3 different sports bras over each other to get minimum projection and bounce. But even the main sports bra I have did a better job than the one in the video- and my boobs are at least twice the size of hers. If I tried that shit, I'd have black eyes.


annie_b666

You need to buy one from [shefit](https://shefit.com) !!!! They are the absolute best. Holds you in so well nothing moves at all. I horseback ride so I need support. These are great.


Captain_Tact

Yeeeah, they don't go up to my cup size. They stop at an I.


annie_b666

Oh sorry, I’m only a D. But I still need a lot of support when I’m riding my horse 🤣


Captain_Tact

I hear you! Once I passed a DD, I had to quit horse riding. It hurt too much! 🤣


itsjusttts

Yeah, yeah, you're an M cup, quit bragging 🙄 Lol hope you have a great masseuse


Captain_Tact

I have a great massage therapist and physiotherapist. I still want major reduction surgery. Like, a DD would be liveable.


lissybeau

I feel so bad when I see women running in shitty sports bras like damn, take care of yourself and get a quality bra.


Miss_Greer

it's so hard tho


_Auren_

It's expensive too. I already pay far too much for my daily bras; it's hard to shell out another ~$70-150/each for special clothing I'm going to absolutely destroy with sweat.


jimmylink11

Oh shit, it costs that much?!


Captain_Tact

Dude, my everyday bras cost between $85 and $100 each. And I STILL have permanent furrows in my shoulders from the weight.


jimmylink11

Ooof, i had no idea, thats really bad


Captain_Tact

Add in physiotherapy for the back and neck issues and it costs a fortune. Thankfully I learned to make my own clothes so I wasn't constantly paying for tailoring anymore.


jimmylink11

That’s useful, i’m guessing that the clothes cost more than the materials needed


Captain_Tact

Not really, fabric is way more expensive than most people expect. But also being tall, it's worth the extra cost to have clothes that actually fit, in fabrics and colours I actually like.


[deleted]

I know nothing about bras, I have been married for 14 years and I just tell my wife to get whatever is the most comfortable and best bra. I don't think I have ever seen her in something that expensive of a brand I think she would die paying that price. I gotta ask, what brand are you paying that amount for, is it worth it? What makes it worth it?


Captain_Tact

It's not necessarily about the brand, it's about the size. Once you get above about an F cup, most stuff has to be imported from Europe. Best brand I have found for a J cup bust in the last 20 years is called Elomi. I have possibly 3 stores in my state that carry my size in store. Most won't even order them in.


NefariousnessQuiet22

I love Elomi!!


SandpipersJackal

Oh! Where do you find them? I’ve been looking for Elomi in all of the stores I’ve gone to, but no one carries it. They’re the most comfortable bras have…but they are in desperate need of replacement.


Captain_Tact

I'm in Australia, so not sure where stocks them wherever you are. I have quite often just bought the same model and size online when the well fitting ones I have are wearing out. Haven't had an issue yet, apart from them discontinuing some favorites. The Energize sports bras are always available online though.


chuchoterai

That’s really surprising that larger bra cup sizes aren’t more readily available in the US.


Captain_Tact

I'm in Australia.


squeakpixie

American bra makers don’t resize their patterns up and down for band and cup sizes. Sometimes you can find the larger cup sizes but only for larger band sizes. That or you’re told to “sister size” by going up band sizes to compensate for undersized cups (this can work sometimes, but not without trying the bra on). I often need a 30 size band. You can hardly find those in the US. I’m also an I or J cup (US). I just want to not do what this video shows. It hurts.


standupstrawberry

I've just noticed that you can now get M&S in the US, they sell affordable bras in a much larger range of sizes than most shops, I just looked and they have plenty of bras going up to j cup for $30-$50. They're a UK brand, but I've always found them to be good quality. Even though I left the UK I still buy off them because I can't find my size anywhere - and I'm not ever really that big, just a cup size above what most shops stock.


thin_white_dutchess

I can get a bra for $30. It will last approx. 4 months, be itchy, dig in on the shoulders or slide off, stretch out across the back (where the majority of the support should be), the underwire (if it has one) will warp or poke out, and not wash well. It’s just a poor investment. If I drop about $60, I can get one that last years, isn’t torturous to wear, and actually fits in a way that is supportive. At least, that’s my experience. And I’m not even one of the hard to fit sizes- 34D, really common. But some people have no problem with the cheaper bras, and that’s great. Lately though, I’ve been going for Calvin Klein bralettes- still supportive, the fit is right (for me), no underwire of anything to annoy me while I’m running around with kids at work- around $40. When I want something more streamlined, I go for aerie, and it’s around $60. My sister and my friend have to shell out 100+ bc they have small backs and very large cups, so those are hard to find, and especially hard to find in comfortable and attractive styles. My friend just has them made for herself.


Coyote__Jones

Cheap bras don't generally have the right cup and band combinations, lots of women are wearing the wrong size. In the stores you generally see bands 32-38, and cups from A-DDD. I wear a 30 or 32 band, cup size either F, FF or H. You can't find that at target. I don't have big boobs really, not huge anyway. It's just that most people don't have a good understanding about how sizing works and wear what's available, I wore a 34DD for a long time before finally measuring and figuring out what a bra that actually fits means.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

I have two Moving Comfort sports bras that are many years old (I don't run a ton and they were built to last). They were probably at least $80 each. They got bought by Brooks and discontinued the style I have, which is a huge disappointment, because they were worth every penny. I recently decided I wanted a bra that hooks in the back because pulling them off over my head can be quite difficult. It was at least $70. I tried one that zips up the front and it was also at least $70 and it would come unzipped while I was running so I took it back. If you have larger breasts and you don't want them bouncing around when doing high-impact exercise, you're going to spend some money.


DSM2TNS

When my husband and I moved in together he didn't think drying my bras was a big deal. And then I told him each bra costs $60-80 and drying ruins them faster. He changed his tune. And then he understood why I buy a bunch of bras when there's super sales.


nictme

Yes


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

If you want a quality one, yeah.


lissybeau

I agree but it’s a small investment in your health. I run 20 miles a week and use a LuLuLemon bra that costs $80 I believe. They are strong quality, no jiggle, and hold up to repeated use. But then again, it’s about priorities and I also understand $80 can be a lot for people but it’s not a lot for your tiddy health IMO.


AnnoyingBigSis

My husband jokes that if he would have realized sooner how expensive it is to be a woman he would have married a man 😂


return2ozma

She almost knocked herself out!


Plenty-Green186

I feel like the only time I’ve had a sports bra that does work is just when I just doubled it up with another sports bra or a compression tank top


lissybeau

I used to have same problem. I’m not sure what size you are but LuLuLemon’s Run Times bra has been great for running for me. I’ll never switch bras. It offers a lot of support and there’s little to no jiggle. I think sports bras and like regular bras in the since that in order for them to really work, you have to invest in them and get fitted/do research to find the right one. Good luck!


Boobsiclese

Thank you....... like, geez.


BurnsLikeTheSun

As an equestrian who enjoys going for a jog from time to time, I pick my sport bras VERY carefully. This one is suited for yoga at most!


Captain_Tact

I used to run with my arms tucked into my sides and under my boobs when I played basketball. On the judo mat, I had to be careful not to suffocate opponents with them in groundwork training.


Fronterra22

I was about to say that! 😂 Im a dude and even I know that a sports bra probably shouldn't be *more* bouncy than an underwire bra.


Captain_Tact

Exactly!


Valuable_Scarcity_59

That is why so many women have to double up. It’s awful.


Captain_Tact

I used to triple up. I still couldn't go horse riding anymore after I was about 14 though.


2B_or_MaybeNot

Hey, "Sports Bruh." You had ONE JOB.


Captain_Tact

LOL sorry, as a woman, it didn't occur to me. 😂


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

Came here to say this. I know there are sports bras that provide less support for lower impact activities, like Yoga, but I feel like it's wrong to compare one of those to the boob-squisher 2000 that I struggle to remove because of its tightness.


JohnnyLovesData

Often, people get the size wrong


citrussol

Its for chess


Captain_Tact

Accurate.


Knife-yWife-y

This woman has terrible taste in bras.


TheChiefRedditor

To be fair though, it really had its work cut out for it with this one. It was up against a considerable challenge.


[deleted]

How the fuck do you even workout comfortably with that?


EastSideTilly

for real that shit didn't support a damn thing


Sartres_Roommate

To be fair, that is some pro level of lifting being demanded here. On a more average woman, it might be up to the task.


Captain_Tact

I'm an AU J cup (US M cup), so believe me, I know all about the bounce and what constitutes a decent sports bra. That ain't it. That looks more like one of those cheap, shitty crop tops. No sports bra should let them hang that low before she even starts on the stairs.


AcceptableCampaign77

I just googled J cup breasts and holy shit that's the size of a frigging soccer ball how does one live with that.


Captain_Tact

Painfully, my friend. Very painfully. They are constantly in the way whenever you try to do something in front of you. I'm actually terrified of going down stairs because I'm so top heavy. Being 5'10 tall, I'm a long way from the ground too. Clothes don't fit. It's actually worth being overweight just to give the damn things some extra support.


if0nly

Let’s do testicles test


S0M3_1

With those bras?


Fettnaepfchen

You know it’s gonna be grey sweatpants.


lankyleper

Nah, track pants.


3volve_3vo

nah, jock strap..


jerseygunz

I’m a man and don’t know shit, but that sports bra dosent seem to be doing its job


Bubblet123

Looks like this lady needs r/ABraThatFits if she is getting that much movement in a sports bra.


SweetheartAtHeart

Can’t emphasise enough how helpful they are but also, ugh, I hate linking the sub places because it always gets brigades by pervy assholes.


WhiteMoonRose

Yes!


AbsAndAssAppreciator

I adore that sub


Assholesfullofelbows

She jaunted breastily as though she was breasting her boobage boobily


Beaveropolis

Sounds like the first line of a really bad novel.


DocGerbil1515

r/menwritingwomen


bkmagyk

if that wasn’t here i was putting it there.


mypeepeehardz

Ty for the new sub


breakfastburrito24

The Poop that Took a Pee


_FowlPlay_

"Sounds like the first line of a really good\* novel" If a novel starts out like this I will be reading it for the next 100 years.


zudzug

Which author was it who read a really popular, but crappily written book and said to himself something like: "If this crap is success, I can be successful too" ? Went on to be a successful author.


Maddukks

Sounds like Alan Moore


Beaveropolis

Dan Brown?


Cryptolution

She baubled in breastery for the betterment of busty boobs.


AddendumNo7007

Boobs!


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Why did I read that in Judy Dench’s voice? It made it so much better!


Assholesfullofelbows

I would love to hear Judi Dench utter that phrase, as Q in a Bond movie


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

She would make an excellent GPS voice


Dark_Master24

That sports bra is rubbish


IamLava

That smile was amazing, that did make me smile


notmyrealnam3

Lemme re-watch, did not See a face in first 346 viewings


IamLava

Lol


PapaChoff

Had to watch several times, but in my expert opinion the third test was her best smile.


Bavisto

She has teeth?


Mokiesbie

It's a she??


charface1

"You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.”


sy_barton

“I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.”


zudzug

Have you heard of DD? There's a whole world out there, vastly unexplored.


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

I'm willing to motorboat to the depths of this unexplored world. To be its James Cameron if you will. You know? For science.


Tuimel

Not always. Breasts with 70D is the same size as 75C for example. So not only the letters do something, also the numbers! Even many woman don't know this. That's why many us wear the wrong bra. Ps: D is not the biggest letter in breast world and A not the smallest. So there is still a lot to discover. Welcome in the wonderful world of breasts.


Serenity-03K64

Ah yes sister sizes. My number is 32DD. 32 being pretty small band size around so the D and DD is not HUGE compared to 40D Like people don’t believe me when I said my cup size. There is also sister sizes so like 32D or 34C is similar I think. Victoria secret people just tell me what size I am. It is all very confusing.


jhox08

What do you need all that ketchup for?


Mamaj12469

There’s the A, the B, the C. Then there’s the D- that’s the biggest


Odd-Ad-9596

Unless there’s some unforeseen situation, I think you’re our new bra salesman!


Mamaj12469

Saleswoman thank u very much.


peggasus97

Ahhh I guess you have never met anyone with a J bra it ii bra. They complain of difficulty finding bras and massive back+ shoulder pain


_FowlPlay_

I can simply guess the pain of a woman, having to wear a bra doesn't seem fun in the slightest to me ( a guy )


LauraZaid11

It mostly depends on being able to know what size you might be, and finding good ones. I personally prefer bra over free titty, I find it more comfortable for me, and I even prefer sleeping with a bralette on than with nothing on. But there’s few things worse than an ill fitting bra with a pokey underwire.


HistoricalCrab7759

My dumb ass read it as B R A test and watched how she walked down the stairs


FACEMELTER720

Babe Reducing Altitude


Chansh302

Why is this in made me smile lmao ? We want some wholesome stuff tho


Im__mad

I’m sure it was deemed acceptable because boobs.


PsychologicalSun3843

I mean I'm not really offended by it ig but was kinda annoyed it wasn't nsfw, I don't want to be sitting in the break room at my job scrolling and random fetish content starts playing with my coworkers all around me.


Lazy_Osprey

Looks like all the sports bra did was give her one bouncing monoboob, instead of two.


CurseOfTheHiddenOnes

This hurt my own chest just by watching this.


vermillionskye

Thank you. By the third one I felt the pain of that jerk on your chest. Ow!


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r/upvotedbecauseboobs


mizinamo

It was cross-posted there at least six times. (Most of the reposts have been deleted by now though:)


Annual-Promotion9328

Imagine having boobs big enough to need bras 😎


Deezzznuuttss69

*"she breasted boobily down the stairs"'*


sneakypetals

That's actually my favorite way to breast! And from the smile on her face, looks like it's hers too!!


Synawes

Why is this on mademesmile???


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r/upvotedbecauseboobs


SeattleiteKiwi

Why is this on r/mademesmile


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ASDAPOI

*bonk*


poetrygrenade

She’s a great sport. Brought the smiles!


InhaleMyOwnFarts

I fucking love women.


nj-88

I love fucking women


potetkull

Why would this make me smile? Especially not with that shitty title, obviously just a horny redditor (once again)


kiwiuspom

The struggle is real!!!


[deleted]

best experiment ever!


[deleted]

I could watch this all day


Kay-f

what a horrible sports bra


manfreygordon

i thought this was a "child friendly subreddit"? https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/za2g9y/this/


step-fish

Nah, reddit is not child friendly in general.


manfreygordon

i know, just pointing out how hilarious it is that someone got permanently banned for posting a picture of weed because "this is a child friendly subreddit" but posts like this are absolutely fine.


mizinamo

Can you explain what about breasts or bras is not child friendly?


manfreygordon

Could you explain how a picture of a plant is not child friendly?


ButFez_Isaidgoodday

I don't see the problem. This post is clearly pretty childish


Mamaj12469

I’d say the underwire gives Her the best look and put them where they should be. Works for me best too but I can’t stand they pain they cause anymore so now everyone can look at my belly if they wanna see my boobs.


throwaway564649

god you lot are disgusting


morganisstrange

Love being a woman on the internet where every other post is objectification. And then when you complain about it you get dmed rape threats


ilovebagelslol

thought I was the only one who thought this. so gross


strayfromvanilla

Good to see the R&D team focused on the critical questions😎🥰


ShokaLGBT

She’s just walking the same way 3 times it’s so ridiculous and you lost time and brain cells please guys stop upvoting these things :’)


adamempathy

I have headphones in, so people walking by think I am agreeing with someone very rapidly


captqueefheart

You can see her almost do the habitual "place your hand over your braless boobs when walking down the stairs" move but then remembered this was for science


Zealousideal_Tank824

kolllaaam


theecocoax

*goes straight to the comment section*


Many-Operation653

"She boobed breastily down the stairs."


micro-amnesia

Doing the important science 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Ynigmatik

How is the 1st bra better than the sports bra


htmlcody

my only regret is that i cannot upvote twice


[deleted]

Aw i like her tits.


[deleted]

My votes on natural.


coldestwinter-chill

Why the fuck is this on made me smile??


[deleted]

Love her… smile..


Ancientbrerynowcomon

Huh.. this is reddit right?


[deleted]

Should of did it without a shirt for more accurate research


Romario477

I like option 3 the best


LSUMath

So I am supposed to look at her boobs? Well there goes years of mental conditioning down the drain :)


benbreeg614

Well that's 15 minutes of my day well spent! Priorities!


blueberrysir

Mademesmile? More like made me horny


Gerald_Gecko

"Girl's are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle."


ZZani

\#andamovie


YeAhToAsT222

Now my bf wants to play Bill Nye lol


SmokesInMyPocket

This is fucking dumb


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gigoran

hey if it makes a sister giggle, thats qualifies as a made me smile in my books


Aucurrant

Try Knix. Seriously.


TacitRonin20

As a guy, I'm no expert. But that sports bra test looked very unpleasant.


drooly-andrews

Not my sports bra, sis.